Four-dimensional soyjak

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A Four-Dimensional Soyjak (also known as a Tessejak) is a hypothetical soyjak which spatial properties are 4 dimensional in nature. It is likely that if this Soyjak did exist, it would be impossible for it to be fully perceivable to the naked eye with only one of the infinite 3rd dimensional "layers" that that it's made of being visible (though it is likely that one can picture this object in the mind).

It is certainly possible to create a four-dimensional soyjak. Simple four-dimensional shapes such as spheres and cubes can be easily defined in equations just like they would be in three dimensions. Since all objects can be broken down into simple shapes, the creation of a four-dimensional soyjak might only take around an hour. However, since soyteens are lazy little fucks, this has never been done. It is possible that fourth-dimensional beings have created soyjaks of their own that are truly incomprehensible to the third dimensional mind.

Many Arian supralapsarian nestorians have dismissed the notion of tessejaks as concurrent with biblical inerrancy, but an early Greek manuscript of Romans clearly spells "Tessejakiim" the plural form of what modern chudologists call "Tessejaks" in place of the "Seraphim" translation made by church fathers circa 3rd century AD.