Hunky Buff Kill Machine
It has been suggested that this article be merged into Hunky Twink Sex Machine. Reason: Oppositefagging, basically the same as EFL FNF Geronto. Discuss. [This page was last edited at 11:51, 20 June 2026 (UTC)]
Fucking JartyHunky Buff Kill Machine also more commonly known as HTSMaryan or HunkyARYAN is the self insert version of the HTSM. Contrary to the original failtroll "bait" "meme" this one is used by Soyteens to self insert as HTSMs to wage war against every single splintercuck and jartycuck. The term was coined by me btw if that matters.
Unlike the original HTSM, this 'jak is the Muscular Chud variant of Nate, striking contrast between the one depicted as Alicia used by the jarpy and swinny to false flag shartyGODs. He is a fit individual who has been in the sharty since it was created and possibly even from pre-locking /qa/ itself. He expresses extremely antisemitic, homophobic, white supremacist, warhawk views and will tear any failcuck who tries to force their bait in the sharty. He is of Anglo-Saxon descent and his family tree never race mixxed, not even with Germanics because his family is so racist that even mixing with nordics is considered coal burning.
Characteristics[edit | edit source]
- He is the Sharty's strongest soldier and has a legion of Natechuds by his side
- He has shut down and censored thousands of mentions of splinterfails
- He raids jartycucks and sends 'zas to their houses
- He self inserts as an HTSM to make frogniggers seethe
- He spams the frogpoop.gif and replies to frogcucks "ONONONONONO FROGOOCAS WHAT IS THIS? GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG!"
- He is a MoralGOD and is an anti-DNB soldier, an anti-FPE soldier, an anti-Zellig soldier, an anti-Tranime soldier and the Jappy’s biggest fear.
