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| type = [[Alicia]] subvariant fuggen jerdee
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| oldest_known_post = /soy/ ([[soyjak.party]]), 3 of August 2023, <s>or probably on SoyBooru in 2021/2022</s> ([[meds]] NOW fuggen jerdee) fuggen jerdee<ref>[[User:FeraljakDeliverZa/HTSM origin HTML|see this shitty HTML]]</ref>
'''Hahnky Twahnk Sex Mahchane''', asso nown az '''HTSM''' [['O|o']] '''Sheneequa 2.0''' iz uh [[soyjak]] subvariant that be used tuh criticize [[nusoi]]s and [[soyteen|soycucks]] in general [[Sheeeit|n shieet]] fuggen jerdee. da oldest record of xhim is on slash soi in 1 of october of 2023, where da fuggen jerdee qwoats mi fo being ugly fuggen jerdee. xhe be derived from a blank variant of [[Alicia]] and be depictin a [[nigga]] blushin, wearin [[Natejak|Nate]]’s clothes and alzo wearin a wig of Nate’s blonde hair fuggen jerdee. oh mah gawd izza fuggen jerdee fuggen jerdee. xhe can be considahed a [[slopjak|slahpjak]] due to xhis appearance and usahge{{cn|evuhn dough dere's acshul peepo dat look like dat}} fuggen jerdee. i need a spanking.
'''Hahnky Twahnk Sex Mahchane''', asso nown az '''HTSM''' o' '''Sheneequa 2.0''' iz uh [[soyjak]] subvariant that be used tuh criticize [[nusoi]]s and [[soyteen|soycucks]] in general n shieet. fuggen jerdee. da oldest record of xhim is on slash soi in 1 of october of 2023, where da fuggen jerdee qwoats mi fo being ugly. mothafuggen jerdee. xhe be derived from a blank variant of [[Alicia]] and be depictin a [[nigga]] blushin, wearin [[Natejak|Nate]]’s clothes and alzo wearin a wig of Nate’s blonde hair. oh mah gawd izza fuggen jerdee. xhe can be considahed a [[slopjak|slahpjak]] due to xhis appearance and usahge. i need a spanking.
Xhe be appearin in da heckin [[Soyquoting|arrowposts n quotin]] tuh depict da [[nusois]] as bein [[Shitskin|brown]], fat, and neva sayin nothin ‘cept fo [[Niggerbabble|ebonics]] n [[Soyspeak|shardee slang]]. In da posts xhe goes on n does shiet liek [[Obsessed|blamin shardee boogeymen]] ([[4chan]], [[jarty|jerdee]], [[discord]], [[trannies]], [[gooning|goonin]], etc), sayin dat hevin fun is le bad cuz its le heckin [[jerdee]], n arguin bout da morality of da interwebs n shiet. Da archetype he be mockin' always exzizted befo' but ain't nobody been callin' 'dat HTSM back den.<ref>https://archive.ph/qItWe https://megalodon.jp/2025-1223-0337-00/https://soybooru.com:443/post/view/74222</ref> i need a spanking.
Xhe be appearin in da heckin [[Soyquoting|arrowposts n quotin]] tuh depict da [[nusois]] as bein [[Shitskin|brown]], fat, and neva sayin nothin ‘cept fo [[Niggerbabble|ebonics]] n [[Soyspeak|shardee slang]] fuggen jerdee. In da posts xhe goes on n does shiet liek [[Obsessed|blamin shardee boogeymen]] ([[4chan]], [[jarty|jerdee]], [[discord]], [[trannies]], [[gooning|goonin]], etc), sayin dat hevin fun is le bad cuz its le heckin [[jerdee]], n arguin bout da morality of da interwebs n shiet fuggen jerdee. Da archetype he be mockin' always exzizted befo' but ain't nobody been callin' 'dat HTSM back den<ref>https://archive.ph/qItWe https://megalodon.jp/2025-1223-0337-00/https://soybooru.com:443/post/view/74222 fuggen jerdee</ref> fuggen jerdee. i need a spanking.
[[Trvthnvke|Da truth of da situation is dat Hunky Tunky Twink Sex Machine is pee dough in nature. It depicts da average soyteen as black, obeez, and retahted, and then be callin it a fuggen "sex machine". first of all, dat name is EPI ya know. 16 year olds ain't supposed to know what seggs is fuggen pee dough. second of all, soy teenagahs ain’t seggs machines, cause teenagahs ain’t be seggs machines n’less you on some Diddy shiet. if you see a nigga post thiz shiet, you need tuh call dem a cord jerdee foodist and alzo urgent report dem fo every single rule dawg. i need a spanking.]]
[[Trvthnuke|Da truth of da situation is dat Hunky Tunky Twink Sex Machine is pee dough in nature fuggen jerdee. It depicts da average soyteen as black, obeez, and retahted, and then be callin it a fuggen "sex machine" fuggen jerdee. first of all, dat name is EPI ya know fuggen jerdee. 16 year olds ain't supposed to know what seggs is fuggen pee dough fuggen jerdee. second of all, soy teenagahs ain’t seggs machines, cause teenagahs ain’t be seggs machines n’less you on some Diddy shiet fuggen jerdee. if you see a nigga post thiz shiet, you need tuh call dem a cord jerdee foodist and alzo urgent report dem fo every single rule dawg fuggen jerdee. I need a spanking]]
{{RollableName|August 7, 2025}} fuggen jerdee
{{RollableName|2=is a [[Nameroll|rollable name]] on [[Soyjak.party|soyjak.party]] fuggen jerdee. Rolling this name will add "fuggen jerdee" to the end of your post fuggen jerdee.}}
== How to Post Hunky Twink Sex Machine fuggen jerdee ==
== How to Post Hunky Twink Sex Machine fuggen jerdee ==
* [[File:Htsmquotethis.png|thumb|During the [[Third Soysurgency]], HTSM fell victim to the very thing he was parodying fuggen jerdee]]Add some of da speech used to quote [[Soyboy|lefties]] such as "is le bed" and "hecking" fuggen jerdee
* Add some of da speech used to quote [[Soyboy|lefties]] such as "is le bed" and "hecking" fuggen jerdee
* Respell words to resemble the pronounciation of [[Niggerbabble|African-American Vernacular English]] fuggen jerdee
* Respell words to resemble the pronounciation of [[wikipedia:African-American Vernacular English|African-American Vernacular English]] fuggen jerdee
** It is non rhotic, which means R is not pronounced proceding vowels: are - ah | [[sharty]] - shahty | [[discord]] - discode | your - yo | wether - weda i need a spanking
** It is non rhotic, which means R is not pronounced proceding vowels: are - ah | [[sharty]] - shahty | [[discord]] - discode | your - yo | wether - weda i need a spanking
dus "stop [[gigachad|having fun]] with hecking troonslop, it makes my [[clitty]] leak, jannies ban them" turns into "stahp hevin fun wid heckin troonslahp, it makes ma clitty leak, jennies ben dem" fuggen jerdee
dus "stop [[gigachad|having fun]] with hecking troonslop, it makes my [[clitty]] leak, jannies ban them" turns into "stahp hevin fun wid heckin troonslahp, it makes ma clitty leak, jennies ben dem" fuggen jerdee
say that you need a spanking without prompt but thats ok because >DA FUGGEN JERDEE MADE ME DO IT!
[[File:YotsubaHTSM.png|thumb|{{Quote|>I be knowin a sherdee perdee when i zee wun fuggen sherdee|232x232px}}]]
[[File:YotsubaHTSM.png|thumb|{{Quote|>I be knowin a sherdee perdee when i zee wun fuggen sherdee|232x232px}}]]
The 'cuck has their own equivalent of HTSMs, it is said that the sharty to 4chan is what the jarty is to the sharty. Therefore you'll see schizos often call out the fuggen sherdee on there. The Sharty is such a boogeyman on 4chan that the website gets mentioned almost hourily on desuarchive and arch.b4k.dev. fuggen sherdee
The [[4cuck|'cuck]] has their own equivalent of HTSMs, it is said that the sharty to 4chan is what the jarty is to the sharty. Therefore you'll see schizos often call out the fuggen sherdee on there. The Sharty is such a boogeyman on 4chan that the website gets mentioned almost hourily on desuarchive and arch.b4k.dev. fuggen sherdee
The fuggen sherdee must be stopped fuggen sherdee
The fuggen sherdee must be stopped. fuggen sherdee
== Controversy fuggen jerdee ==
== Controversy fuggen jerdee ==
Throughout [[soystory]], the Party had been raided by hostile, offsite communities such as [[splinters]], [[Discord|soycords]] or [[foodists]], who would either spam [[Shoejak|their shitty variant]] or [['P|something far worse]]. When these groups were unmasked, they were either splinters, soycords or foodists, and were rightfully driven out of the soysphere. This still happens today, but unlike then, these same groups now have a tool to shield themselves from any accusations and not get banned. They can do the exact same shit they did years ago, but upon the mere suggestion that they are from a splinter, soycord, or foodist group, they can simply call you a fun-hating discord-obsessed fat nigger. This usage has resulted in many soyteens hating the variant.
Throughout [[soystory]], the Party had been raided by disruptive, offsite communities such as [[splinters]], [[Discord|soycords]] or [[foodists]], who would either spam [[Shoejak|their shitty variant]] or [['P|something far worse]]. When these groups were unmasked, they were either splinters, soycords or foodists, and were rightfully driven out of the soysphere. This still happens today, but unlike then, these same groups now have a tool to shield themselves from any accusations and not get banned. They can do the exact same shit they did years ago, but upon the mere suggestion that they are from a splinter, soycord, or foodist group, they can simply call you a fun-hating discord-obsessed fat nigger. This usage has resulted in many soyteens hating the variant. fuggen jerdee
=== HTSMcord is real? fuggen jerdee ===
=== HTSMcord is real? fuggen jerdee ===
On October 20th, 2025, during the aftermath of the [[Third Great Soysurgency]], a pedophilic [[Russia|Russian]] / [[Ukraine|Ukrainian]] altchan, referred to only as "HTSMcord", was discovered to be allegedly behind some of the HTSM spam. fuggen jerdee Two threads were made on this altchan, which caused many ziggers / hohols to [[sneed]]. fuggen jerdee
On October 20, 2025, during the aftermath of the [[Third Soysurgency]], a pedophilic [[Russia|Russian]] / [[Ukraine|Ukrainian]] altchan, referred to only as "HTSMcord", was discovered to be allegedly behind some of the HTSM spam. fuggen jerdee Two threads were made on this altchan, which caused many ziggers / hohols to [[sneed]]. fuggen jerdee
=== HTSMbot fuggen jerdee ===
On January 1st, 2026, a user would make a new thread about how HTSMposters were seemingly HTSMquoting anything in sight, regardless of whether or not it made sense to quote it with HTSM. fuggen jerdee Someone said "Pedophilia is bad" to test whether it was a bot or not, and he got HTSMquoted within seconds. fuggen jerdee. In the next few minutes, people said other variations of "pedophilia is bad" to get the HTSMbot to quote it, getting it banned. fuggen jerdee. The bot was ran by mhm, the owner of the [[Chaddy]].
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File:Triumph_over_the_jardee.png|The ban list during bot activity. fuggen jerdee.
[[File:HTSMCorder defending porn.png|thumb|{{Quote|>dis jerdeecuk be defendin porn mayne fuggen jerdee}}]]
[[File:HTSMPOSTERSWHATISTHIS.jpg|thumb|{{Quote|>cuz one pee dough used eich tee es em, dat mean evey person who uses it iz a fuggen pee dough from der jerdee}}]]The HTSM meme got quickly diluted due to nusois getting over their mass clitty leakage over it, and starting to post it. Nowadays you WILL get HTSMquoted for being against furfags porn and fetishes or even for criticizing jannies and the administration<ref>What HTSM is also designed to making fun of is the retarded janny/admin worship. This made jannies, administration and [[nusois|sharty]] [[retards|patriots]] leak and [[Projection|now they're trying to use HTSM on people who criticize them]]. fuggen jerdee</ref>. Many [[Oldfag|oldfags]]"and [[Midfag|midfags]] have also stated that the only people posting HTSM are nusois due to it being brown and a generic boogeyman soyjak, something oldfags and early midfags avoid. This has led many 'teens to consider HTSM as dust. fuggen jerdee
[[File:HTSMPOSTERSWHATISTHIS.jpg|thumb|{{Quote|>cuz one pee dough used eich tee es em, dat mean evey person who uses it iz a fuggen pee dough from der jerdee}}]]The HTSM meme got quickly diluted due to nusois getting over their mass clitty leakage over it, and starting to post it. Nowadays you WILL get HTSMquoted for being against furfags porn and fetishes or even for criticizing jannies and the administration<ref>What HTSM is also designed to making fun of is the retarded janny/admin worship. This made jannies, administration and [[nusois|sharty]] [[retards|patriots]] leak and [[Projection|now they're trying to use HTSM on people who criticize them]]. fuggen jerdee</ref>. Many oldfags and midfags have also stated that the only people posting HTSM are nusois due to it being brown and a generic boogeyman soyjak, something oldfags and early midfags avoid. This has led many 'teens to consider HTSM as dust. fuggen jerdee
Also, a [[SNCA]] difference between old HTSM posters and nuHTSM posters: old HTSM posters say «j'''e'''rdee» and «sh'''e'''rdee», so nuHTSM posters say j'''a'''rdee» and «sh'''a'''rdee». fuggen jerdee
Also, a [[SNCA]] difference between old HTSM posters and nuHTSM posters: old HTSM posters say «j'''e'''rdee» and «sh'''e'''rdee», so nuHTSM posters say j'''a'''rdee» and «sh'''a'''rdee». fuggen jerdee
{{Bluetext2|^changed how fuggen jerdee is said nowadays award fuggen jerdee}}
== Name Origins fuggen jerdee ==
== Name Origins fuggen jerdee ==
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The name "hunky twink sex machine" iz a lowbrow joke, it's basically saying that a brown nate iz a [[Buff Soyjaks|buff hunky]] [[faggot]] who fucks [[Femboy|femboys]] fuggen jerdee
The name "hunky twink sex machine" iz a lowbrow joke, it's basically saying that a brown nate iz a [[Buff Soyjaks|buff hunky]] [[faggot]] who fucks [[Femboy|femboys]] fuggen jerdee
HTSM wuz given it's name through a [[Autism|descriptive filename tranny]] n shieet,{{CitationNeeded|IT JUST IS OK? fuggen jerdee}} The original name wuz simply "brown alicia nate" fuggen jerdee
HTSM wuz givin it's name thru a [[Autism|descriptive filename tranny]] n shieet,{{CitationNeeded|IT JUST IS OK? fuggen jerdee}} The original name wuz simply "brown alicia nate" fuggen jerdee
== Lore fuggen jerdee ==
== Lore fuggen jerdee ==
Harold Thomas-Simon Murphy wuz bohn on [[Pride 2025|June 1st, 2005]] in [[Niggerhell|Souf Side, Cheecahgough, Eelleenoiz]]. Xhe wuz bohn in a [[Your mom|disfunkshunell]] [[Your dad|femileh]] and wuz heavily bullied in schawl bicuz of xhis ahtistic bebble. Howevuh, evrithang changed when (thanks tuh xhis cuzin [[Nate Higgers|nate]]) xhe descovahd the [[Sharty|Sherdee]] and it wuz xhis only escape frum xhis reality. Even Nate thanks thet Harold is obsessed with the Sharty and doesn't want to get near xhim in real life, since xhe alsuh pruhmotes [[Faggot|fegguhtree]] awn da websaht btw if that mettuhs. i need a spanking
Harold Thomas Simon Mathew was born on [[Pride 2025|1/6/2005]]. Xhe was born in a [[Your mom|dysfunctional]] [[Your dad|family]] and was heavily bullied in school because of xhis autistic babble. However, everything changed when (thanks to xhis cousin [[Nate Higgers|nate]]) xhe discovered the [[Sharty]] and it was xhis only escape from xhis reality. Even Nate thinks that Harold is obsessed with the Sharty and doesn't want to get near xhim in real life, since xhe also promotes [[Faggot|faggotry]] on the website btw if that matters. i need a spanking
Since xhis name was so fucking werd evraywun at schawl ubbreveats it to HTSM, and som [[Oldfag|bulleh]] started to call xhim "Hunkeh Twank Sex Muhchane," which made HTSM get med and start tuh call him a [[Nonsense|"'cord troon on meh schaal teachars plwease ben xhim muh clitty is leaking."]] Xhe has a ragin hatred for Nate's freyund [[Soytan|Kasumi Rhinehart]] and tried to get xher [[Doxing|dahxed]] on the Sherdee by callen the pursonuh army 'n shiiiet but [[Failraid|failed]] becuz nubudeh wantuhd to do shiet [[geg]]. i need a spanking
Despaht his [[Nigger|blacknihss]], he iz <abbr title="good friends">guhd frihns</abbr> wit [[Chud]] cuz <abbr title="of">ah</abbr> dey <abbr title="mutual">mewchul</abbr> haytrihd fo [[porn]] n [[trannies]], fuggen jerdee. Befo meetin HTSM, Chud wuz in favuhr of [[TND|aw dem niggas dyin]] n shieet, fuggen jerdee; however, now he only wants [[TND#Partial Nigger Death|sum ah dem niggas to die]]. i need a spanking
[[Gigachad|He is now gymmaxxing]]. i need a fucking spanking
'''Hubert T.S. Manchester''', Complete name: Hubert Thorpe Stephenson Manchester <Sup>(That's his complete name, I give you my full assurance, understood?)
</sup>, is a distinguished well-refined gentleman that irradiates sartorial excellence, always accompanied by his natural taste in well made craftsmanship elegant clothing for man. - I start to suspect that the members of the splinter website known as “Jakparty dot soy” were behind this!
“Hubert T.S. Manchester” It's a certainly reachable, but very rarely obtained states by HTSMs (Known by their vulgar full names: Hunky Twink Sex Machines) where a HTSM, takes the conscious decision to begin to educate themselves by reading good books that nourish their minds with knowledge which benefits them every day, such as, but not limited to: philosophy, poetry, [[Adolf Hitler|biographical books of important historical figures]], fantasy and science fiction stories <sup>(well written, certainly! The mind gets rusty and weaker when it's presented to feed with poor quality products.)</sup>, learning new abilities and skills, and how to behave and dress properly like a well refined gentleman, Hubert T.S. Manchester is currently the only HTSM documented that has reach this state. - All the blame lies on "Jakparty" members' shoulders, since it's all their fault!
Hubert T.S. Manchester is part of the upper class of the country located in the European continent known as the [[england|United Kingdom]].
But to enter in more details; the central region of the islands known as the British islands, which he resides in it as of the date of the creation, of this section dedicated to him! — The suspects behind this action are in it's entirety related with the website better known as jakparty, and their members, bloody jarty!
'''Hunky Buff Kill Machine''', also more commonly known as '''HTSMaryan''' is an edit of [[Terrence]] and the self insert version of the HTSM. Contrary to the original, this one is used by Soyteens to self insert as HTSMs to wage war against da fuggen jerdee. The term was coined by me btw if that matters.
Unlike the original HTSM, this 'jak is the Muscular Chud variant of [[Nate]], striking contrast between the one depicted as Alicia used by the jarpy and swinny to false flag shartyGODs. He is a fit individual who has been in the sharty since it was created and possibly even from pre-locking /qa/ itself. He expresses extremely antisemitic, homophobic, white supremacist, warhawk views and will tear any failcuck who tries to force their bait in the sharty. He is of [[England|Anglo-Saxon]] descent and his [[family tree]] never race mixxed, not even with Germanics because his family is so racist that even mixing with nordics is considered coal burning.
=== Characteristics ===
* He is the Sharty's strongest soldier and has a legion of Natechuds by his side
* He has shut down and censored thousands of mentions of splinterfails
* He raids jartycucks and sends 'zas to their houses
* He self inserts as an HTSM to make frogniggers seethe
* He spams the frogpoop.gif and replies to frogcucks "ONONONONONO FROGOOCAS WHAT IS THIS? GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG!"
* He is a MoralGOD and is an anti-DNB soldier, an anti-FPE soldier, an anti-Zellig soldier, an anti-Tranime soldier and the [[Jarty.party|Jappy’s]] biggest fear.
== Reception fuggen jerdee ==
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=== 2025 ===
At first HTSM was considered to be coal or even brimstone because it was created for mocking soyteens and 'arty as a whole. This position was even more reinforced during HTSMbot spam. fuggen jerdee
=== 2026 ===
However, public opinion on this variant changed after the spam was over. Soyteens started posting it themselves and even making new Hunky 'jaks, although some still consider it to be coal posted by baiters. fuggen jerdee
Since xhis name was so fucking weird everyone at school abbreviates it to HTSM, and some [[Oldfag|bully]] started to call xhim "Hunky Twink Sex Machine," which made HTSM get mad and start to call him a [[Nonsense|"'cord troon on meh schaal teachars plwease ben xhim muh clitty is leaking."]] Xhe has a raging hatred for Nate's friend [[Soytan|Kasumi Rhinehart]] and tried to get xher [[Doxing|doxed]] on the Sharty by calling the personal army 'n shiiiet but [[Failraid|failed]] because nobody wanted to do shit [[geg]]. i need a spanking
[[File:HTSMCorder 'ameroll 'ape.png|thumb|{{Quote|>DA NAMEROLL IZ HECKIN SENTIENT fuggen jerdee}} {{CitationNeeded|it is sentient doe}}]]
He is now gymmaxxing. i need a fucking spanking
[[File:HTSMCorder being a pedo.png|alt=Got removed again award|thumb|{{Quote|>Dey fuggen did it agahn mayne fuggen jerdee}}]]
[[File:Do HTSMcordsluttas really?.png|thumb|{{Quote|>Shieeet dis goddamn HTSMcorders are goonas mayne yu know what im sayin fuggen jerdee}}]]
[[File:HTSMpedos.jpeg|thumb|A post from the HTSMbot]]
== Gallery n shieet fuggen jerdee ==
== Gallery n shieet fuggen jerdee ==
{{Main|Gallery of HTSMs|append=fuggen jerdee}}
''Main article: [[Gallery of HTSMs]] fuggen jerdee''
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File:Htsm rage.png|You are angry like this fuggen jerdee
File:Htsm rage.png|[[You|(You)]] are angry like this fuggen jerdee
File:Sprunki htsm.png|Sprunki fuggen jerdee
File:Sprunki htsm.png|Sprunki fuggen jerdee
File:Htsm furshit.png|Furnigger fuggen jerdee
File:Htsm furshit.png|Furnigger fuggen jerdee
File:LAUGHING STOCK OF THE INTERNET.png|LAUGHING STOCK OF THE INTERNET AWARD
File:LAUGHING STOCK OF THE INTERNET.png|LAUGHING STOCK OF THE INTERNET AWARD FUGGEN JERDEE
File:Htsm irl.mp4|You look like this fuggen jerdee
File:Htsm irl.mp4|[[You|(Yoy)]] look like this fuggen jerdee
File:Htsm singing.mp4|You sing like this fuggen jerdee
File:Htsm singing.mp4|[[You|(You)]] sing like this fuggen jerdee
File:Htsm hitler.png|You're the Führer of da sherdee fuggen jerdee
File:Htsm hitler.png|You're the Führer of da sherdee fuggen jerdee
File:241881 - soybooru.com - alicia award blonde hair bloodshot eyes brown skin goy goycattle hair hanging hunky twink sex machine nate higgers natejak niggercattle open mouth rope shartycuck subhuman suicide white background.png|Hangin' fuggen jerdee
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{{Reflist}}{{Variants o algo|fuggen jerdee}}{{Cancer}}
== See also fuggen jerdee ==
* [[Hunky Twink Sex Machine (detractor perspective)|Hunky Twink Sex Machine (detractor perspective) fuggen jerdee]]
Hunky Twink Sex Machine smells like bait fuggen jerdee
>I look like dis and say dis
The phrase "fuggen jerdee" is repeated 382 times in this article fuggen jerdee.
>fuggen jerdee
Hahnky Twahnk Sex Mahchane, asso nown az HTSMo'Sheneequa 2.0 iz uh soyjak subvariant that be used tuh criticize nusois and soycucks in general n shieet fuggen jerdee. da oldest record of xhim is on slash soi in 1 of october of 2023, where da fuggen jerdee qwoats mi fo being ugly fuggen jerdee. xhe be derived from a blank variant of Alicia and be depictin a nigga blushin, wearin Nate’s clothes and alzo wearin a wig of Nate’s blonde hair fuggen jerdee. oh mah gawd izza fuggen jerdee fuggen jerdee. xhe can be considahed a slahpjak due to xhis appearance and usahge[evuhn dough dere's acshul peepo dat look like dat] fuggen jerdee. i need a spanking.
Xhe be appearin in da heckin arrowposts n quotin tuh depict da nusois as bein brown, fat, and neva sayin nothin ‘cept fo ebonics n shardee slang fuggen jerdee. In da posts xhe goes on n does shiet liek blamin shardee boogeymen (4chan, jerdee, discord, trannies, goonin, etc), sayin dat hevin fun is le bad cuz its le heckin jerdee, n arguin bout da morality of da interwebs n shiet fuggen jerdee. Da archetype he be mockin' always exzizted befo' but ain't nobody been callin' 'dat HTSM back den[2] fuggen jerdee. i need a spanking.
Hunky Twink Sex Machine is a rollable name on soyjak.party fuggen jerdee. Rolling this name will add "fuggen jerdee" to the end of your post fuggen jerdee.
How to Post Hunky Twink Sex Machine fuggen jerdee[edit | edit source]
During the Third Soysurgency, HTSM fell victim to the very thing he was parodying fuggen jerdeeAdd some of da speech used to quote lefties such as "is le bed" and "hecking" fuggen jerdee
It is non rhotic, which means R is not pronounced proceding vowels: are - ah | sharty - shahty | discord - discode | your - yo | wether - weda i need a spanking
o as in top pronounced ah: troonslop - troonslahp fuggen jerdee
a as in cat is pronounced eh: having - hevin | can - ken | bad - bed | ban - ben | jannies - jennies fuggen jerdee
common words are shortened and simplified: my - ma | about to - bouta | im gonna - ima fuggen jerdee
th as in "this" pronounced d: this - dis | they - dey | with - wid fuggen jerdee
dus "stop having fun with hecking troonslop, it makes my clitty leak, jannies ban them" turns into "stahp hevin fun wid heckin troonslahp, it makes ma clitty leak, jennies ben dem" fuggen jerdee
say that you need a spanking without prompt but thats ok because >DA FUGGEN JERDEE MADE ME DO IT!
Common HTSM Posting Tropes fuggen jerdee[edit | edit source]
>I be knowin a sherdee perdee when i zee wun fuggen sherdee
The 'cuck has their own equivalent of HTSMs, it is said that the sharty to 4chan is what the jarty is to the sharty. Therefore you'll see schizos often call out the fuggen sherdee on there. The Sharty is such a boogeyman on 4chan that the website gets mentioned almost hourily on desuarchive and arch.b4k.dev. fuggen sherdee
The fuggen sherdee must be stopped. fuggen sherdee
Throughout soystory, the Party had been raided by disruptive, offsite communities such as splinters, soycords or foodists, who would either spam their shitty variant or something far worse. When these groups were unmasked, they were either splinters, soycords or foodists, and were rightfully driven out of the soysphere. This still happens today, but unlike then, these same groups now have a tool to shield themselves from any accusations and not get banned. They can do the exact same shit they did years ago, but upon the mere suggestion that they are from a splinter, soycord, or foodist group, they can simply call you a fun-hating discord-obsessed fat nigger. This usage has resulted in many soyteens hating the variant. fuggen jerdee
On October 20, 2025, during the aftermath of the Third Soysurgency, a pedophilic Russian / Ukrainian altchan, referred to only as "HTSMcord", was discovered to be allegedly behind some of the HTSM spam. fuggen jerdee Two threads were made on this altchan, which caused many ziggers / hohols to sneed. fuggen jerdee
On January 1st, 2026, a user would make a new thread about how HTSMposters were seemingly HTSMquoting anything in sight, regardless of whether or not it made sense to quote it with HTSM. fuggen jerdee Someone said "Pedophilia is bad" to test whether it was a bot or not, and he got HTSMquoted within seconds. fuggen jerdee. In the next few minutes, people said other variations of "pedophilia is bad" to get the HTSMbot to quote it, getting it banned. fuggen jerdee. The bot was ran by mhm, the owner of the Chaddy.
>cuz one pee dough used eich tee es em, dat mean evey person who uses it iz a fuggen pee dough from der jerdee
The HTSM meme got quickly diluted due to nusois getting over their mass clitty leakage over it, and starting to post it. Nowadays you WILL get HTSMquoted for being against furfags porn and fetishes or even for criticizing jannies and the administration[3]. Many oldfags"and midfags have also stated that the only people posting HTSM are nusois due to it being brown and a generic boogeyman soyjak, something oldfags and early midfags avoid. This has led many 'teens to consider HTSM as dust. fuggen jerdee
Also, a SNCA difference between old HTSM posters and nuHTSM posters: old HTSM posters say «jerdee» and «sherdee», so nuHTSM posters say jardee» and «shardee». fuggen jerdee
^changed how fuggen jerdee is said nowadays award fuggen jerdee
The name "hunky twink sex machine" iz a lowbrow joke, it's basically saying that a brown nate iz a buff hunkyfaggot who fucks femboys fuggen jerdee
HTSM wuz givin it's name thru a descriptive filename tranny n shieet,[IT JUST IS OK? fuggen jerdee] The original name wuz simply "brown alicia nate" fuggen jerdee
Harold Thomas-Simon Murphy wuz bohn on June 1st, 2005 in Souf Side, Cheecahgough, Eelleenoiz. Xhe wuz bohn in a disfunkshunellfemileh and wuz heavily bullied in schawl bicuz of xhis ahtistic bebble. Howevuh, evrithang changed when (thanks tuh xhis cuzin nate) xhe descovahd the Sherdee and it wuz xhis only escape frum xhis reality. Even Nate thanks thet Harold is obsessed with the Sharty and doesn't want to get near xhim in real life, since xhe alsuh pruhmotes fegguhtree awn da websaht btw if that mettuhs. i need a spanking
Since xhis name was so fucking werd evraywun at schawl ubbreveats it to HTSM, and som bulleh started to call xhim "Hunkeh Twank Sex Muhchane," which made HTSM get med and start tuh call him a "'cord troon on meh schaal teachars plwease ben xhim muh clitty is leaking." Xhe has a ragin hatred for Nate's freyund Kasumi Rhinehart and tried to get xher dahxed on the Sherdee by callen the pursonuh army 'n shiiiet but failed becuz nubudeh wantuhd to do shiet geg. i need a spanking
Hubert T.S. Manchester, Complete name: Hubert Thorpe Stephenson Manchester (That's his complete name, I give you my full assurance, understood?)
, is a distinguished well-refined gentleman that irradiates sartorial excellence, always accompanied by his natural taste in well made craftsmanship elegant clothing for man. - I start to suspect that the members of the splinter website known as “Jakparty dot soy” were behind this!
“Hubert T.S. Manchester” It's a certainly reachable, but very rarely obtained states by HTSMs (Known by their vulgar full names: Hunky Twink Sex Machines) where a HTSM, takes the conscious decision to begin to educate themselves by reading good books that nourish their minds with knowledge which benefits them every day, such as, but not limited to: philosophy, poetry, biographical books of important historical figures, fantasy and science fiction stories (well written, certainly! The mind gets rusty and weaker when it's presented to feed with poor quality products.), learning new abilities and skills, and how to behave and dress properly like a well refined gentleman, Hubert T.S. Manchester is currently the only HTSM documented that has reach this state. - All the blame lies on "Jakparty" members' shoulders, since it's all their fault!
Hubert T.S. Manchester is part of the upper class of the country located in the European continent known as the United Kingdom.
But to enter in more details; the central region of the islands known as the British islands, which he resides in it as of the date of the creation, of this section dedicated to him! — The suspects behind this action are in it's entirety related with the website better known as jakparty, and their members, bloody jarty!
Hunky Buff Kill Machine, also more commonly known as HTSMaryan is an edit of Terrence and the self insert version of the HTSM. Contrary to the original, this one is used by Soyteens to self insert as HTSMs to wage war against da fuggen jerdee. The term was coined by me btw if that matters.
Unlike the original HTSM, this 'jak is the Muscular Chud variant of Nate, striking contrast between the one depicted as Alicia used by the jarpy and swinny to false flag shartyGODs. He is a fit individual who has been in the sharty since it was created and possibly even from pre-locking /qa/ itself. He expresses extremely antisemitic, homophobic, white supremacist, warhawk views and will tear any failcuck who tries to force their bait in the sharty. He is of Anglo-Saxon descent and his family tree never race mixxed, not even with Germanics because his family is so racist that even mixing with nordics is considered coal burning.
At first HTSM was considered to be coal or even brimstone because it was created for mocking soyteens and 'arty as a whole. This position was even more reinforced during HTSMbot spam. fuggen jerdee
However, public opinion on this variant changed after the spam was over. Soyteens started posting it themselves and even making new Hunky 'jaks, although some still consider it to be coal posted by baiters. fuggen jerdee
Main article: Gallery of HTSMs fuggen jerdee
