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variant:unknown

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> Unknown is a highly dangerous soyjak variant capable of shape shifting. <

variant:unknown is a tag on SoyBooru used to describe soyjaks that cannot be tagged as any of the existing variants. variant:unknowns that attempt to pass off as new variants are commonly described as coal or brimstone. Occasionally, variant:unknowns are described as gems, but there are exceptionally few variant:unknowns that take off and reach known status. On a few occasions, a particular depiction of a variant:unknown (such as the one janny paycheck ‘jak that you WILL find on your own) might become somewhat popular about soyteens though. Sometimes, an existing variant is deformed beyond recognition, and that instance becomes a variant:unknown.

variant:unknowns tend to be tracejaks, and miss typical visual cues of a Soyjak. This is one of the reasons they are NAS coal. Popular jaks are almost always better than variant:unknowns, and easier to find. The main exception is when ARYANS force a name onto their poorly drawn coal nobody uses, and spam hundreds of low effort flag edits of it.

Unknown is a rollable name on soyjak.party.

THIS IS ALL THAT IS KNOWN ABOUT VARIANT:UNKNOWN YOU WILL NOT INVESTIGATE FURTHER

A page of variant:unknowns, most of these are Tracejaks
Smugjak is one of the few variant:unknowns to become known. Also he is a main variant now.

Gallery[edit | edit source]

  • A variant:unknown holding a can of soy. Traced off the "my life is like a video game" video, the thing xe was originally holding was a Nintendo Switch.
    A variant:unknown holding a can of soy. Traced off the "my life is like a video game" video, the thing xe was originally holding was a Nintendo Switch.
  • A variant:unknown based off Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.
    A variant:unknown based off Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.
  • A distorted, gaping variant:unknown.
    A distorted, gaping variant:unknown.
  • An overly-detailed variant:unknown based off YouTuber Shadiversity.
    An overly-detailed variant:unknown based off YouTuber Shadiversity.
  • A mischievous, front-facing variant:unknown.
    A mischievous, front-facing variant:unknown.
  • A crudely-drawn variant:unknown, also holding a bottle of soy.
    A crudely-drawn variant:unknown, also holding a bottle of soy.
  • A panda variant:unknown.
    A panda variant:unknown.
  • An overly-detailed, vaccinated variant:unknown.
    An overly-detailed, vaccinated variant:unknown.
  • A variant:unknown holding yet another can of soy, albeit this time a giant one.
    A variant:unknown holding yet another can of soy, albeit this time a giant one.
  • A variant:unknown, sulking over all this brimstone.
    A variant:unknown, sulking over all this brimstone.

See also[edit | edit source]

variant:unknown is part of a series on
Soyjak variants
Visit the Soyjak Variants portal for more.
Main variants [-+]
Other variants [-+]

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Subvariants [-+]
Soyjak trends [-+]

Amerimutt ♦ Are you soying what I'm soying ♦ Babyjaks ♦ Based and Christpilled ♦ Buff Soyjaks ♦ Calarts ♦ /calm/ ♦ Censorslop ♦ Chuddified soyjaks ♦ Chud-Troon Alliance ♦ Coffeejaks ♦ Colorjaks ♦ Corn cob ♦ Cricketjaks ♦ Deformed soyjaks ♦ Doctos ♦ Dreamworks ♦ Factjaks ♦ Femjaks ♦ Fingerboys ♦ Fishjaks ♦ Fruitjaks ♦ Glowiejaks ♦ Godjaks ♦ Gradientson ♦ IT'S OVER ♦ Jake ♦ Jannyjaks ♦ Kate Hikes ♦ Logan ♦ Natejaks ♦ No more brother wars ♦ NPC soyjaks ♦ OMGSISA ♦ Ominous soyjaks ♦ Punisher Face ♦ Say the line, Wojak ♦ Sean ♦ Selfish Little Fucks ♦ Shadowjaks ♦ Sidejaks ♦ Skeletonjaks ♦ Slopjaks ♦ Soytrio ♦ Squirrel ♦ The Holy Trinity ♦ The Rhodes Colossus ♦ Thougher ♦ Tragedyjakking ♦ Tranny hanging from a tree ♦ Yotsoyba ♦ You don't understand, I'm only 29, 29 is young! ♦ Zillyjaks

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variant:unknown
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