Cobson (baiter perspective)
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Cobson (baiter perspective) smells like bait.C*bson, also known by his full name COBSON THE BIG BLACK COCKSON SLUTSON QUEEN OF SPADESON BBCOBSON BLACKEDSON, or Spadeson (they're the same), is a shitty meme that is best known for being used in Blacked edits, the only good use he has ever had because Black men are superior and cumskins need to learn that.
He is the soyjak NAS that normalized self-inserting (as a bibisi queen too, nusois I...), making him the first step in our transition from mocking soyboys to a substantially useless shithole pile of coal (Don't forget that Vlodson is a good 'jak nusoi).
An essential part of being an HTSM is worshipping this specific MS paint drawing like it's your god, as is typical of 60 IQ subhuman vantablack soiniggers, who don't want to appreciate real kino like FPE, frogposting (imagine leaking over criticism with a cartoon image attached to it KEK), or 'zellig.
He will ALWAYS, ALWAYS be a slut for BBC, don't let anybody else tell you otherwise.
History[edit | edit source]
Cobson was created by a /bant/oid in 2021, he was traced off the Lawnmower Man (total snca coal bidiwae) and posted onto /qa/, which hadn't been mindraped by newfaggotry yet and vehemently rejected it🗝️, calling out his NAS coal status.
This all changed when Cobson got the 10 millionth GET on /s4s/, which solidified his status as sherdee kulchur in the minds of billions of HTSMs, both then and to come. Imagine that, an entire website destined for ruin by one GET and a retarded userbase. But a bit before that, an ARYAN BVLL put a QoS on him, discovering his BVILT FOR BBC nature which soitroons still attempt to deny to this day.
These true depictions are called Spadesons, and kuz banned them🔒 back in ye olden days, however he was a pedophile, only further proving that HWABAS4BBC. There was also a SNCA war on the 'ru between him and Feraljak (also built for BBC), it was one of the rare ones that transpired before the Shitalo Argentaryan one, and it ended in a tie.
Uses[edit | edit source]
- Making coal
- BLACKED BBC BNWO SISSY WHITE BOY BEATDOWN AFRICAN BVLL CUCK PORN BLACK BULL BLACKED BREEDING SISSY ACADEMY
Miscellaneous[edit | edit source]
this article does not represent the viewpoints of the author(s), and is kept purely as a satire of baitposters on the soysphere
