Nate Higgers
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| Booru posts |  2020 As of October 17th, 2025 |
| Nationality | American |
mi broderNate Higgers (full name Nathaniel Higgerson) (also known as Nate Soyjak[1] or Nate Soypiro[2]), or simply known as Nate, is a soyjak that represents the average soyteen. Because of this fact, Nate himself also is as old as the average user of the site, which seems to be around 15 at the moment, but he is of indeterminate and flexible age.[a] Nate has blonde hair. Nate wears a red and grey shirt with a badge for how long he's been on the sharty. Nate's wardrobe is filled with red and grey shirts as that's the only thing he wears.
Nate is a rollable name on soyjak.party.
Personal Life[edit | edit source]
Nate was born on August 14, 2008 in San Francisco, California to Soyak and Megan Higgers. Nate isn't very popular at his school and has a unhealthy obsession with posting on bald man with glasses websites. He's been suspended multiple times for yelling in science class "FROG NIGGER GO BACK TO YOUR CAVE, CORD CORD YOU'RE BAITING ME" over frog dissection class and getting a tranny to ack xhemselves. Nate commonly uses school computers to post on the sharty and although he is always screaming the n-word at home, he's too scared to say it at school because of his black classmate next to him, Tyrone.
It's theorized that nate suffers from ADHD, as most of the videos he appears in is short-form content. However this has yet to be fact-checked by Snopes.
Nate also has a little brother, Caca, who from watching Youtube Shorts all day on his iPad, cannot form any sentences and suffers from severe brainrot. His first words were "Skibidi toilet dom dom grimace shake". Nate's mom is thinking of putting Caca down.
Supposedly, Soytan is his girlfriend, despite her being a young adult and Nate, as mentioned, being a minor. This would make Soytan a pedophile in this situation. Snopes has yet to confirm if Soytan has ever actually molested or done anything inappropriate with Nate. Nate himself, thoughever, has admitted that he's just good friends with her. Nonetheless, a young adult hanging out with an adolescent teenager unattended is still a bit weird. Nate tries to refrain from acting chuddy when Soytan is nearby, but some slurs have occasionally slipped through.
One of Nate's best friends is Chud who introduced him to the sharty and soypilled him. Nate and Chud are also canonically unemployed because "The jooz control the jobs" as told by Chud. Nate also has an autistic friend named Dan.
Nate and Chud are both former friends to enemies with Troonella, since xe attempted to kidnap Caca and groom him and turn him into xer 'cord e-kittten.
They both also bully Satoko since Satoko is a gooner and filled up a whole classroom with Taki fart gas once, leading to the whole school to evacuate.
Family[edit | edit source]
Nate's family is unaware of what Nate does in his free time. We know that Nate's dad works at a coal factory and once beat Nate for calling his mother a cord troon nigger[3]. His dad is a hard working white American who spends all day burning coal. Nate's mom also once threatened to beat the shit out of Nate after he talked about TND and other conspiracies[4]. Other than a few spankings from the belt, Nate has a good relationship with his family. It's unknown if the same is true with Nate's little brother, caca, as he can't speak in anything other than gen alpha brainrot slang.
Nate's mom does not like Nate hanging out with Caca as Nate is a bad influence. However again its unknown whether this is true because Caca only speaks brainrot gibberish. despite that Nate regularly brings him into stuff with Chud. Recently Caca has been saying words like "Skibidi skibidi, tnd, immigration, dada". Its unknown whether Nate and Chud have redpilled Caca.
He has an older cousin named Nill Higgers who is a yuppie in Manhattan. Not much is known about the relationship between the two. He also has a younger cousin named Kate Hikes; not much is known about her either because I forgot to ‘chive the thread made about her last year.
Nate's "evil" brother, Etan Sreggih was put up for adoption shortly after Nate’s birth, as his family did not have the financial means to care for both boys. After unsuccessful attempts at locating an adoptive family, Etan was sent to and grew up in an orphanage. Etan graduated from an Ivy League college at just the age of 20, and now works as a successful investment banker on Wall Street. Nate despises him for living a better life than him.
Nate's relation to bronies[edit | edit source]
| > | Hey teens im back from equistra. it was really fucking dyke brimstone so I burned the place and left. I learned that "Happy ever after" fairytale land where nothing goes wrong is not better than what really matters most. Family and you guys, Everything was so boring nobody to raid and nothing to debate about or get excited for, there were no problems and that made my life meaningless as there was nothing to change or do in a "perfect" world. And Ill never say this to him but I miss my lil bro caca. ignore all the ponyfags saying im living there "happily" wearing a dress because I do not say that word. I say gemmy instead of happy so you can tell its fake. Its just them trying to get mad at me after I burned there jartypedo town. | < |
| -Nate Higgers posting a Truthnuke that shows undeniably that he could not have worn a dress as the town was burned[5].
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During January of 2025 Nate Higgers went to visit Equestria and see ponyville after being tricked by some bronies into thinking it's some paradise. However after three days he discovered it was coal so he set it on fire and went back home. However pony spammers or survivors of Nate's holocaust have made false claims saying that Nate is still in Equestria and that he loves putting on dresses. All of these claims can be easily debunked by the fact the real Nate Higgers made a post showing he was in the real world and his little brother Caca recognized him as Nate (so it can't be a imposter)[6]. It's also worth nothing that the so called dress brony spam is blue. If you know anything about Nate he only wears red so this can be easily debunked.
Facts[7][edit | edit source]
- Nate has been suspended 5 times. Most of which is because he got caught viewing the sharty on his laptop, screaming "FROG NIGGER NIGGGER" to the teacher during frog dissection day. He nearly got expelled and arrested after getting Troonella to -ACK xerself, but after providing evidence to the principal and police that xhe was a dangerous person they dropped any and all punishments.
- Nate's classmate Tyrone is onto Nate thinking he's a racist. Nate loves calling people nigger online but is too scared to call Tyrone one.
- Nate and Chud were also almost groomed by the Jartypedo and the FNF Pedo when they were volunteering to help at a special ed class for extra credit.
- Poonella ships Nate and Chud together, often making yaoi ship art of them
and posting it on der 'cord and the Jarty. - Nate actually thinks that Natetok is super coaly and anyone who makes it should kill themselves.
Nate is under high watch by the New World OrderMEDS, NOBODY IS WATCHING NATE.- Nate is NOT a faggot. Everyone saying this is a 'corder forcing their brimstone.
- Nate is a minor, so if you see an obsessed jartycuck sexualizing xim report for rule 2.
- Very popularly used by pooners for self-inserting.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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'plier Nate -
Serious Nate -
Chad Nate -
Front standing smug nate -
A feraljak version of Nate. -
Shocked nate. I've yet to find the full HD source of this image -
Surprised Nate. -
Seething nate -
Seething Nate alt -
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After being arrested for running over a crowd of protesters in Culpeper, Virginia.
See also[edit | edit source]
Notes
- ↑ doctos, making people's ages flexible is exactly what lolipedos do
Citations
- ↑ https://player.odycdn.com/v6/streams/4e199a44107ae3939396801314107086747f9c33/9f7f79.mp4
- ↑ https://player.odycdn.com/v6/streams/a305d986fc12653039b47ce37a95bd1d2a7a689c/9550b5.mp4
- ↑ File:The_og_tiktok_story.mp4
- ↑ File:Nates_mom.mp4
- ↑ https://archive.soyjak.st/soy/thread/9775187#
- ↑ https://archive.soyjak.st/soy/thread/9775187#
- ↑ Snopes
