United States

>Though maybe you were looking for Amerimutt?

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The United States has second-largest (((Jewish))) population among all countries.

>Imagine being a fascist dictatorship with gun crime... can't relate

>oh say can you see the burger I eat or something like that yeah

Everyday Life of Americans

The United States of America, also simply called America is a country in North America bordering Canada and Mexico. It is home to wypipo, #hoodgang, and natives. It has 50 states or something. Since January 20, 2025 'teens have been in control No that is NOT true you WILL not be investigating this any further soyim. After the ACKing of the Soviet Union on christmas of 1991, it is the world's sole superpower (keep coping, chinks and jeets, you'll never be superpowers)

HERstory

Pre-US HERstory: 10,000 BC-1776

Before European settlement, a bunch of Indians lived here (not the jeet kind though). According to science, they migrated from Siberia over the ice age-era Bering land bridge in Alaska about 12,000 years ago (ev&o the Bible says that God made the Earth only like 5,000 years ago or something). By chance, the Americas didn't have any easily domesticable animals like cows and horses and shit, and thus were far slower to create civilizations beyond hunter-gatherer tribes, especially in North America. By the time of European settlement, the only settled civilizations were the Aztecs in Mexico and the Incas in South America, both were still at a pre-Roman Empire level of development. Nearly all of indigenous Americans lived in Aztec and Inca cities in Central and South America, which is why the Spanish were able to race mix so much and create the braptinx race while the Europeans in North America were mostly completely separated from the tribal Indians, as there were simply barely any Indians at all (there are actually more American Indians today then there were pre-Columbus).

According to modern history, the first Europeans to reach America were the Norse, but nothing really happened once they got there, as the settlement couldn't really communicate with the Norse back home as fast as Columbus could, and also because the Norse were so clean that no large amount of Indians died because of diseases from Europe. The colonists were then all supposedly killed by the natives, and didn't get to tell anyone about their discovery aside from oral tradition. This sounds like bullshit and Jewish propaganda until bones were discovered corroborating the story, and also because Jews would never make Europeans look good and actively try to make Columbus and Erikson (the main Norse guy) sound like heroes.

After the Ottomans took over Constantinople, they put trade restrictions in place that made it hard for Western Europe to trade with India. A guy named Christopher Columbus decided to get around this by going around the other side of the world, which nobody had ever tried before because they all thought it would take too long. (At the time, people believed that the Earth was divided in two hemispheres, one made out of land and the other composed entirely of oceans, because they thought all the landmasses of Earth gathered in one hemisphere after Lucifer fell down from Heaven). He eventually got permission from the King and Queen of Spain in 1492, right after the Reconquista was finished. Columbus landed in the Caribbean, thinking he'd reached the Indies, but eventually a guy named Amerigo Vespucci realized that this was a whole new continent. Spain and Portugal colonized Central and South America, beginning in the 1500's.

In the 1600's, England colonized most of the North American Atlantic coast while France colonized the interior and modern-day Canada (which is why people from Quebec still speak French). The Netherlands controlled modern-day New York and New Jersey for most of the 1600's (which is why some of the cities and geographic features in that area have out-of-place Dutch names) until England took them over in the Anglo-Dutch Wars, with England being firmly in control by 1674. Sweden of all countries briefly had a colony for 20 years in modern-day Delaware until the Dutch took it over in 1655. Russia began colonizing Alaska in the late 1700's.

England established 13 colonies along the North American east coast which would become the United States, along with some other land to the north which eventually became Canada. After the Act of Union 1707, the land would be known as British North America. England invaded France's colonies during the Seven Year's War. France would cede all of its colonies east of the Mississippi River to England in 1763. Britain wouldn't let the Americans use the new territory they won from France in the war, and taxed the shit out of them without letting them have any representation in Parliament. The Americans got pissed at this, and eventually rebelled against the British government for treating them like second class citizens even though they were English-speaking white people. With a little help from France, the Americans came out on top and gained independence.

Founding fathers era: 1776-1824

At first, the United States was a confederation of 13 quasi-independent states (Delaware, Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Georgia, Connecticut, Massachusetts, Maryland, South Carolina, New Hampshire, Virginia, New York, North Carolina, and Rhode Island). George Washington, the main commander of the colonial army, became the first president of the US with practically no opposition being ran against him. Immediately after he became president, a founding father by the name of Alexander Hamilton, who was the secretary of Treasury, founded the federalist party who's main goals were to establish a national bank (which unfortunately did end up happening), have the president be responsible for state debt, and to put more taxation on imported goods (this led to a revolt in 1794 where farmers in Pennsylvania were angry that whiskey was expensive and this eventually led to Washington having to send the army against them). Washington was fond of the party and followed through with most of Hamiltons ideas. The federalist party's ideas were also popular with bankers and manufacturers in New England states, as well as major cities there like New York, Philadelphia, and Boston. As soon as George Washington began his second term, opposition around the federalist party started to begin and Thomas Jefferson, who wrote the declaration of independence, started the Republican party (now known today as the Democratic Republican party to avoid confusion) who's main goal was to put more control in the hands of the states rather than the central government. The democratic republican party's ideas were most popular with artisans and farmers in the southern states.

By 1796, Washington decided not to run for a third term and in his farewell speech, warned against having political parties (Contrary to popular belief, he really did not believe this as again, he was highly supportive of the federalists). Since John Adams was favored by Washington to become the next president, he would end up being the one elected to office. However, because of a retarded rule in the constitution that made the person with the second most electoral votes be vice president, Jefferson, Adams rival, would be the vice president of the US. Adams presidency would be controversial, as he would start a useless nigger war against France (because the federalists transhearted the British and hated the French), as well as making it illegal to criticize the government (Yes, this is something he actually did). In the 1800 election, Jefferson BTFO'ed Adams in the election (in terms of popular vote anyway, the electoral vote made it seem way closer than it actually was. Also, spoiler alert, the federalists are completely irrelevant from here on out since they never won another election again). During Jeffersons time in office, since the democratic republicans transhearted the French unlike the federalists, they bought the Louisiana territory off of them which gave the US a shit ton of land. The US also got into a useless nigger war against barber pirates. James Madison, the other and more irrelevant and shorter founder of the democratic republicans, became president next. Since the democratic republicans hated the British unlike the federalists, they got into common conflict with each other and it eventually boiled down to a war. This time, Britain BTFO'ed the US by burning down the white house, but they decided to give mercy to them by singing a peace treaty. Also, right after the peace treaty was signed, the British army, unaware of the treaty, invaded New Orleans, but the US won the battle thanks to general Andrew Jackson who will become an important figure later.

James Monroe became the fifth president of the US and his presidency is often referred to as the "era of good feelings". At this point, the federalist party dissolved due to it being irrelevant and it led to a brief period of there being a uni party ruling the US. Monroe liked this fact and strived for the US to have no political parties like what Washington wanted (even doe again, Washington was supportive of the federalists). Despite Monroe's presidency being called the "era of good feelings", this is rather a lie, as the US had its first recession due to France losing the Napoleonic wars, as well as the Missouri compromise where he had to decide the issue on whether to make it a free or slave state. Because of these issues, it did not take long before shitflinging happened on a daily basis in the uni party and people eventually decided to make new parties. Also, Monroe made the Monroe doctrine (How clever) which basically said that if Europe does not interfere in the Americas, they would not interfere in their conflicts either (What a good deal. Hopefully this law will not get stomped on a century from now).

Along with all of the original thirteen colonies above, Vermont, Kentucky, Tennessee, Ohio, Louisiana, Indiana, Mississippi, Illinois, Alabama, Maine, and Missouri were all states that were admitted to the US during this era. That is basically almost half of all the US states.

Expansionist era: 1824-1856

The US now had a two party system again, this time being the Democrats and the whigs. The Democrats, led by Andrew Jackson, projected itself as being a populist party that opposed the national bank, as well as favoring expansion westward and supporting slavery and they were supported by farmers, frontier settlers, and immigrants in the south and midwest. The whigs, led by Henry Clay, supported the national bank and did not like the idea of manifest destiny (Also, the whigs did not have a partisan stance on slavery. They were pretty neutral towards it) and they were supported by professionals, the working class, and nativists (immigration to the US started to increase during this time. Irish immigration was controversial, as they were catholic. Some people also had clitty leakage over German immigrants too, but it was way less common, as Germans were mostly protestant and looked the same as the ethnic English people in the US) in the northeast. The 1824 election was the most controversial one by far at that point, as Andrew Jackson won both the popular vote and got more electoral votes than anyone else, but did not win the majority of electoral votes, so the election was decided by the house of representatives who picked Quincy Adams (son of John adams) as president.

Regardless, Adams did nothing significant during his presidency due to Congress blocking most of his proposals and in the next election, Jackson BTFO'ed Adams, mainly due to the voter turnout rate being raised over 50 percent. While in office, Jackson did a significant number of things including abolishing the national bank, expanding voting rights towards white men who did not own property, and kicked out a bunch of (feather) Indians still living in the US. Martin Buren, the first president to be born after the independence war and also the only president to not speak English as a first language, came next and he is only known for causing a recession. After that was William Harrison, the oldest president to serve up until Ronald Reagan, and he is only known for acking one month into office from pneumonia after giving a two hour long inaugural speech in the rain without a coat. John Tyler came after and he is only known for letting Texas into the US. James Polk came after and he is responsible for the Mexican-American war which led to the US gaining more territory. Zachary Taylor came next and he is only known for acking one year into office after drinking iced milk with bacteria in it. Millard Filmore came next and he made the fugitive slave act which meant that any slave that escaped to the north was to be brought back to the south.

Franklin Pierce came next and he made a law allowing settlers to decide on whether a state should become a free or slave state. This quickly backfired, as people rushed and fought in Kansas to try to sway the decision. At this point, it became clear that slavery was turning into a huge issue. Slavery of Africans (argued to be started by Jews) was prevalent in the southern states, with the southern economy basically entirely dependent on free agricultural labor. The more urbanized northerners thought slavery was unacceptable, even if most of them thought niggers were insufferable, while southerners thought it was ok because science said niggers weren't humans or something. Since the whig party was still neutral towards slavery, some whigs sought to make the abolition of slavery a key issue in their campaign which led to the creation of the Republican party.

Arkansas, Michigan, Florida, Texas, Iowa, Wisconsin, and California were all states that were admitted to the union during this era.

Gilded era: 1856-1892

The next president was James Buchanan and he pretty much did nothing during his time in office. During this time, the supreme court made the decision that slaves are not US citizens and that the government cannot ban slavery. This eventually led to a man by the name of John Brown to take over a fort and attempt to spark a slave uprising which failed and got him executed. Regardless though, most people saw him as inspiring and in the 1860 election, republican Abraham Lincoln won the presidential election. This made southerners mad because he was gonna take away their slaves o algo. Southern states seceded, declaring themselves the Confederate States of America, and starting the Civil War which would last from 1861 to 1865. Initially, the south was on the winning side, but the north changing their commander of the army led to the north winning. Initially, Lincoln wanted to bring the slaves back to Africa, but he would be acked by a Confederate supporter and the idea never went further from there.

The South was under military occupation for 8 years as states were readmitted one by one. Andrew Johnson was the next president and even though he was Lincoln's vice president, he was a Democrat, so he was soft on punishing the south which led to a lot of conflict between him and Congress and it eventually led to him getting impeached. Ulysses Grant, the commander of the northern army during the civil war, was the next president and even though redditors think of him as a good president because he abolished the KKK, he is considered to be bad, as most of his cabinet was corrupt and there was a recession during his time in office. In 1876, a controversial election happened (seriously, this shit made 2020 look like a tea party). This election had the highest voter turnout out of any other one. The democrat candidate, Samuel Tilden, won the popular vote, but was defeated by Rutherford Hayes who won by one electoral vote. Despite this, Hayes would withdraw troops from the south and because of that, southern states would begin to make laws that were loopholes to try and prohibit niggers from voting. Because of this, this led to a whole century of most southern states voting for the Democrat party while most other states voted for the Republican party. Since slavery was illegal, capitalism became the main economic system for the US nationwide and it led to steel, oil, railroad, and electric industries getting rich.

The next president was James Garfield who was only known for getting acked half a year into office because a schizo was angry that he was in not in his cabinet. After that was Chester Arthur who was only known for excluding chinks from coming into the US. The next president was Grover Cleveland who, despite being a Democrat, managed to win the presidency by using Samuel Tildens idea of being anti elitist and catering towards economic liberalism which attracted some northeast and midwest states. Also, during the 1884 election, a foid accused him of rape which he admitted too and he still managed to win. In the 1888 election, Cleveland managed to win the popular vote, but lost to Benjamin Harrison in the popular vote. At this point, capitalism was at its highest peak in the US, as most companies were monopolizing, but many workers at the companies felt they were treated unfairly and demanded anti trust laws to be put in place. Harrison would end up signing the sherman anti trust act which led to the rise of populism happening in the US.

Minnesota, Oregon, Kansas, West Virginia (became a state after splitting off of Virginia during the civil war and I guess they never cared to bring the two back together), Nevada, Nebraska, Colorado, North Dakota, South Dakota, Montana, Washington, Idaho, and Wyoming were all states that were admitted to the union during this era.

Progressive era: 1892-1932

In the 1892 election, a populist party by the name of "the people's party" campaigned and managed to win some northwest states. This took away votes from Harrison and led to Cleveland being elected again, making him one of two presidents to serve two non consecutive terms. Cleveland, still appealing to economic liberalism, disliked anti trust laws and put down strikes by sending in soldiers. At this point, issues like this and another recession happening made most Democrats hate economic liberalism and a man by the name of William Bryan, who was already affiliated with the people's party, became the main candidate for the Democrats in the next election and despite having the vote of both the south and the northwest, he would still lose the election to William McKinley (William Bryan would run as the democrat candidate two more times, but he lost in landslides). McKinley would be responsible for the Spanish-American war where the US would BTFO Spain and gain some of their colonies, basically making the US an empire at that point. This made him popular and got him a second term, but he was acked shortly after by an anarchist. Theodore Roosevelt would take his place and tried to appeal to Democrats by busting up monopolies and making regulation laws. William Taft was next and he pretty much followed up with Roosevelt's laws. Despite this however, Roosevelt had massive clitty leakage and thought Taft was doing a bad job, so shitflinging happened in the Republican party and Roosevelt made a new progressive party. Because of this split, Woodrow Wilson managed to become president and did a significant number of things including making the progressives seethe by resegregating everything, giving the KKK government funding^🗝️ and arresting the Socialists and other SNCA groups. At the same time though, he also established the federal reserve and IRS, gave foids the right to vote, and made alcohol illegal, which isn't very aryan. This was around the time that the US became the undisputed richest country in the world, although it was still seen as militarily inferior to the European empires.

When world war one first started, most of the US population, who were mainly ethnic Germans at this point, supported the German empire, but the US chose to stay out of the war due to the Monroe doctrine. Wilson himself, in his re-election campaign, promised not to go to war. However, in 1917, the United States entered World War I because Germany sent a telegram discord to Mexico telling them to attack America. America sent some soldiers to the western front and finally brought the war to an end, though at the cost of that fucking retarded jackass troonnigger Woodrow Wilson getting to take credit for it, as well as getting the US involved in international wars for the rest of its current existence. The next president was Warren Harding who is only known for acking two years into office and later being exposed in scandals. Calvin Coolidge became president next and his pro business policies led to high economic growth that would become known as the roaring twenties (evendoe there was lots of shitflinging during this time due to prohibition). Herbert Hoover became president next and he is only known for the stock market crashing, causing the great depression. The reason it crashed is fucking retarded too. The Federal Reserve (the worst institution in American history) fucked up the money supply, and a bunch of stockholders started selling all their stock because they were worried the market would crash, causing the market to crash.

Utah, Oklahoma, New Mexico, and Arizona were all states that were admitted to the union during this era.

New deal era: 1932-1964

The Great Depression fucking sucked, causing Americans to elect Franklin Roosevelt. Roosevelt implemented a lot of welfare and unemployment benefits, calling it the "new deal". Eventually, Roosevelt started to become a selfish little fuck and continued to run for office two more times than every other president. On December 7, 1941, the Japs bombed Pearl Harbor. America was pissed and declared war on Japan, which caused Germany to declare war on America. America fucking shredded the Japanese navy and helped the European powers take back western Europe while the commies worked on eastern Europe. After Germany fell, Japan still didn't surrender, so America fucking nuked them. Harry Truman became the president after and this was around the time America began harnessing Jewish magic to make it technologically unstoppable. After World War two, the United States and the Soviet Union were the world's two superpowers. Eventually, Truman signed a statement saying that the Sovet Union is not to be trusted and that communism should be prevented around the world. This quickly led to the Korean war where basically nothing happened in the end. Eisenhower became president and he created the interstate highway system. Also, during this time, the supreme court declared segregation in schools as unconstitutional and Eisenhower sent the army to enforce it, even though he really did not need to do that. John Kennedy was the next president and he started a useless nigger war against Cuba before being acked by the CIA a guy named Lee Oswald. Lyndon Johnson was next and he made the civil rights acts of 1964 which said that niggers should not be discriminated and it pretty much abolished segregation. At this point, the south, who had been voting Democrat for a whole century, was not fond of the last couple of progressive Democrat candidates and started to shift more to the Republican party.

Alaska and Hawaii were the only and last two states admitted to the union during this era.

Conservative era: 1964-2016

An aryan jew by the name of Barry Goldwater ran for the 1964 election and evendoe he lost in a landslide, he managed to win the five deep south states, as well as his home state of Arizona. With Johnson having his second term, he continued to coal up politics by passing a law which allowed any non white immigrant to come to the US and creating more welfare for no good reason. He would then get us into the Vietnam war and at that point, many progressives hated him for that and this, along with a new pro segregation party led by George Wallace winning a few states in the south (last time a third party candidate won electoral votes), Nixon won the election quite easily (even if the election was way closer in terms of popular vote). The US went to the moon and made some peace with the commies which got Nixon the largest electoral victory in terms of popular vote. In his second term though, it turned out he covered up a break in the democrat headquarters, so he had to resign. The next president was Gerald Ford and he pretty much did not do anything other than pardoning Nixon which made progressives seethe. The next president was Jimmy carter and he presented himself as being a pro south Democrat which made most southern states vote Democrat again, but this turned out to be a lie, as he was actually progressive and a recession happened under his presidency. Ronald Reagan came next and he was a huge neoliberal that made peace with the commies before they collapsed. This made him have the biggest electoral victory in terms of electoral votes. Also, he naturalized a million Meximutts.

The next president was George Bush (the first one) and he got us into a useless nigger war against Iraq and had a recession under his presidency. The next president was Bill Clinton who, while a Democrat, was moderate on economic policy and he was pretty popular with the US, even managing to get some southern states to vote for him. Considering the general peace of the world around this time due to Russia transhearting the US after all the commies died and went to hell, the '90s are considered the greatest period in American history by '90s kids and literally nobody else (Also, Clinton had sex with a white house intern because Hillary Clinton was too ugly for him). George Bush (the second one) was the next president and he managed to win a controversial election, despite not winning the popular vote, by having Florida just barely becoming a Republican state. 9/11 happened just half a year into his term, so he became very popular with the US. However, he would undo all of this popularity by doing what his father did by starting another useless nigger war against Iraq and having another recession happen under him. In 2008, Barack Obama was elected president because some retards at the RNC thought having a moderate republican as president and a foid that knew little to nothing about politics as vice president would make a good Republican ticket (seriously, what were they thinking?). Despite Obama claiming that he would undo the issues that Bush caused, he ended up doing literally nothing for 8 years while still dragging the wars in the middle east (UNC STILL DRAGGING IT) and having the effects of the recession still linger on for the majority of his presidency. The only reason why he got elected a second time was because he is a nigger and his opponent was a Mormon. At this point, stuff like gamergate, BLM riots, and Meximutts crossing the border turned normies into chuds and it started populism in the US.

Populist Era: 2016-present

In 2016, it seemed like Hillary Clinton was going to become president and turn America into the most locked Reddit country ever, but Donald Trump was able to perform an unexpected win thanks to some troons in Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, Florida, and Pennsylvania voting for Jill Stein and taking votes away from Hillary. This, along with Trump not even winning the popular vote led to unprecedented levels of seethe. Unfortunately, he wasn't able to get much done thanks to the Republican Party being a bunch of losers at the time.

On September 20, 2020, the Sharty was created^🗝️

In 2020, Joe Biden was elected president thanks to fraudulent mail-in ballots being stuffed into ballot boxes by the CCP. Anyone who questioned this was called an election denier. On January 6, 2021, some PATRIQTS (likely including at least a few soyteens) showed up at the Capitol to try and stop Mike Pence from certifying the election, but it was already too late.

The Biden administration did everything it could to try and stop Trump from becoming president again, including sending a troon named Thomas Crooks to try and kill him on July 13, 2024 with his cheap poverty rifle, and another one named Ryan Ruth with a shitty bubba with a off-centered scope taped on it. Their efforts were for nothing, however, because Trump won the 2024 election, even winning the popular vote. Troons seethed even more than 2016 and used the same arguments that they called everyone 4 years earlier. Some troons even commited suicide. Trump was inaugurated again on January 20, 2025, leading to full Soyteen-occupied government Jewish pedo government.

Trump's popularity would start to plummit when his second term began, as right-wingers began to realize that he wasn't actually Hitler like the Hyperjumper HOI4 mod ad said, and is instead just another retarded old politician. Since everyone hates JD Vance, and now that the George Bush type of Republicans have been pushed out of office for being jewish neoconservatives, the Republicans don't really have a successor to Trump, while Democrats literally have no one popular at all (Gavin Newsom made California so terrible that even most leftists hate xhim now, Bernie Sanders is like 90, and Zohran Mamdani wasn't even born in the United States). The 2028 election is without a doubt going to be an absolute shitshow or something. Another 10 gorillion to Israel will undoubtedly be given by whoever wins, the commiepedotroons or the israelipedotroons will win and nothing will change.

States

Map of all 50 states but with mutts

There are a total 50 states in the United States.

• Alabama - The stereotypical southern state. It was one of the Confederate states and was more or less the last state to end segregation. George Wallace, the pro-segregationist who was the last person to gain presidential electoral votes outside the two main parties, was governor of Alabama as late as 1987. The University of Alabama is located there and is everything ESLs think American colleges are like with huge frat houses and hordes of white chick clones and stuff, Alabama Crimson Tide is the (American) college football team that people obsess over and is why people say "roll tide". Also, safe edgy people (troons) like to make incest jokes about this state even though Alabama's incest stats are way lower in comparison to pretty much every third world country. Alabama pretty much votes Republican every time.
• Alaska - Became a state in 1959, the second most recent in the US. Most of the state is uninhabited tundra and almost everyone lives in one city, Anchorage. It is rich with oil, the one thing preventing Alaska from being SNCA. It was a colony of Russia from 1732-1867 but Russia sold it to US out of fear that Britain would invade from Canada or something (this was back when the Russian Empire hated the British but transhearted the Americans). Although there were only a few thousand Russians in Russian Alaska at any given time, there is still some old Russian buildings and Orthodox churches and stuff. Alaska is by far the largest state in area. Despite this however, it is also one of the least populated states (Again, due to being a tundra) and by far the least populated per mile. Alaska has voted Republican ever since it became a state, the one exception being 1964.
• Arizona - Became a state in 1912 and was the last territory in the mainland US to become a state. Arizona is fucking hot (it's a dry heat, okay?) to the point where even stop signs start to melt. It's a desert state and is where the Grand Canyon is. Almost the whole state lives in Phoenix. The second largest city, Tuscon, is where Giggly Goonclown lives. John McCain is from there. Despite being hot as shit, Arizona is more populated than most other states, mainly due to an influx of boomers. Arizona has voted Republican for the majority of its existence, but as of recently, has started to shift into being more of a swing state.
• Arkansas - This is the state where Walmart was founded. Considered SNCA due to it being mostly rural. The second most memorable thing about their state other than Walmart is their flag which looks like a confederate version of Tabasco Sauce. Arkansas pretty much votes Republican every election.
• California - California is the most populated state and also the most well known by ESL's. Commiefornia is absolute niggerhell nowadays. Hollywood, Compton, Bloods and Crips, West Coast theme parks and Comic-Con in the south (best part BTW) and techies and progs in the north. It is extremely brimstone. High concentration of braptinx and trannies. The Latinx anti-ICE protests happened here. Was also home of many Emo/scene kids. California used to be Republican up until the 1990s when it experienced a shift to the Democrats where it has remained ever since then.
• Colorado - Colorado has mountains and South Park. Also the first state to legalize goynip for drug use. Rapeson born there btw, if that matters. Colorado used to be a Republican state before becoming a Democrat state since 2008.
• Connecticut - One of the original 13 colonies. Yale is there. Most of the state is suburbs for Jew York City. Connecticut pretty much votes Democrat every election.
• Delaware - One of the original 13 colonies. Known for corporation tax loopholes. Where Joe Biden is from. Despite being a pretty urbanized state, It is considered SNCA and tiny. Most of its population lives in the very northern tip of the state because it is mainly just suburbs from Philadelphia. Also the age of consent there was 7 for a moment in the 1880s. Deleware is a state that pretty much votes Democrat every election.
• Florida - Florida is where all the Meximutts get fed to alligators if they are in America illegally. Legal ones simply go shopping in South Florida or visit the theme parks in Central Florida. Floridians themselves live in North Florida. Has Cubans. Despite initially having an average sized population as far back as the 1950s, it is now the third most populated state due to the influx of retired boomers that drive corvettes and plymouth prowlers. Was also home of many Emo/scene kids near southern florida. This is where jimbo lives. Florida used to be a swing state that decided the fate of a couple elections, most notably 2000, but ever since 2016, it has become a very partisan Republican state which makes redditors leak since now they get panic attacks thinking about chuds anytime they go to Disney world.
• Georgia - The southernmost of the 13 original colonies. It has peaches o algo. Atlanta is known as the Black capital of America. Atlanta also has the largest airport in the world by passenger count due to its geographic location making it ideal for transfers. Ted Turner was born there. Georgia is also the same name of a country below Russia. The Dukes of Hazzard takes place here. Georgia used to vote Republican in every election before becoming a swing state in recent elections.
• Hawaii - Hawaii is a chain of islands in the pacific. Troons and monarchcucks will often tell you that it should be independent and that you're being an evil heckin colonizer/masonic republicanist by vacationing there even doe they're economically dependent on tourism and would be completely helpless without the US military. It has a lot of Japanese settlers for some reason. Hawaii pretty much votes Democrat every year.
• Idaho - Idaho is the potato state. That is about it. It is very rural, Republican, and SNCA.
• Illinois - Illinois is only known for Chicago. It is also where McDonalds was founded. That is about it. The rest of the state is rather rural and highly ignored compared to Chicago. Illinois used to be a swing state until the 1990s when it became a Democrat state.
• Indiana - Indiana is known for NASCAR and basketball. It is also where Michael Jackson was born. Not to be confused with India. Indiana has voted Republican for most of its history, but there are times where it can flip like 2008.
• Iowa - Iowa has the first presidential nomination content in the country and the largest truck stop in the world. Iowa would be SNCA if not for those two things. Iowa used to surprisingly be a Democrat state despite its rural area, but ever since 2016, it has become a heavily Republican leaning state.
• Kansas - Kansas is the state where superman grows up. Also, Its largest city, Wichita, is the only city in the US to have a libertarian mayor. Other than that, it is very rural, Republican, and SNCA
• Kentucky - Kentucky is where Kentucky Fried Chicken comes from. Known for its batshit insane politicians. Kentucky pretty much votes Republican every election.
• Louisiana - Louisiana is home to gumbo, Popeyes, voodoo, and the most incomprehensible English dialect you'll ever hear. Also, New Orleans, the most populated city, is often considered the homicide capital of the US. Named after the Louisiana territory, due to being historically a French colony. Louisiana pretty much votes Republican every election.
• Maine - Maine borders Canada's New Brunswick and has lobsters and scary stories. It used to be a part of Massachusetts before it became a separate state not long after US independence. Maine pretty much votes Democrat every election.
• Maryland - One of the original 13 colonies. It is the Navy state. It is mostly suburbs of Washington DC at this point, a lot of modern headquarters for US federal agencies are in Maryland since DC has long been out of empty space. Maryland pretty much votes Democrat every election.
• Massachussetts - One of the original 13 colonies. Also known as Massive Two Shits^{[nobody says this]} . It has Harvard and MIT. It is where Boston is and is where the pilgrims landed and had the first thanksgiving and shit. It is also well known for the revolutionary war where certain events like the Boston tea party and the Boston massacre happened as well as a good portion of the battles happening in Massachusetts. Massachusetts pretty much votes Democrat every election.
• Michigan - Michigan is where most cars in the US get made. It is also where Detroit is. Lots of Finns in the northern part. Slim Shady and 50 Cent lives here and it is the home of Ford, Chevy, Pontiac (R.I.P), and Dodge. This state used to commonly vote Democrat, but has recently started to become a swing state.
• Minnesota - A cold version of niggerhell ruled by Tampon Tim. Mall of America is located there. Lots of Swedes and Somalians (just like the real Sweden). The flag for Minnesota even looks similar to the Somalian flag. Also, there is a lot of ice (and snow) here o algo. This state pretty much votes Democrat every election and in fact, has the longest streak of doing so.
• Mississippi - Mississippi is absolute niggerhell, as it has the largest percentage of niggers out of any other state. It is also ranked as the worst state on pretty much every metric, yet despite this, it is still somehow richer than Canada’s provinces (if Canada were part of the US, it would be the 51st-63rd poorest states, even poorer than Mississippi). Elvis was born there (even though he spent most of his life in Tennessee). Despite having the highest percentage of niggers than any other state, it still heavily votes Republican.
• Missouri - Missouri is the beer state. Where Femboy Fishing lives. Missouri is a weird state, as it is mostly rural, but has its population carried by both Kansas city on the west side and St. Louis on the east side. Missouri also used be a swing state, holding the record for most elections predicted correctly, but has become Republican since the 2000s. The Amazing Tranny Nigger takes place here.
• Montana - Montana is the Yellowstone and Glacier National Park state. It is also one of the largest states in the US, but it is widely considered SNCA due to its very low population. Montana pretty much votes Republican every election.
• Nebraska - Nebraska is the beef state. Its legislature is the only state legislature to be officially nonpartisan. Nebraska is considered to be a SNCA state due to it being rural. Nebraska pretty much votes Republican every election.
• Nevada - Nevada Las Vegas is where you go to gamble and, nowadays, start a corporation. It is also where area 51 is at. Everything else about Nevada is SNCA. Nevada used to be a Republican state until recent years where it has started to become a swing state. However, due to its SNCA status, neither party really cares to campaign there
• New Hampshire - New Hampshire is part of a plan to make Liberland real and where Walter Hartwell White lives. It is also by far the most Republican out of any other northeastern state (even doe it usually votes Democrat every election anyway).
• New Jersey - New Jersey is full of dicks and sub sandwiches. Similar to JYC and Long Island. New Jersey is often considered the most expensive state due to its very high urbanization. Some sports teams representing JYC, like the Jew York jets and the Jew York giants, play in New Jersey for more room. American Dream Meadowlands is located there. Home to a bunch of Kikes. New Jersey pretty much votes Democrat every election.
• New Mexico - New Mexico is where Breaking Bad takes place. It also has the highest percentage of braptinx in the US. Like Arizona, most of New Mexico is desert and most people only live in one city, Albuquerque. New Mexico is often considered a poverty ridden place where a bunch of drug deals take place. New Mexico used to be a swing state before completely shifting to being democrat in the 2000s. Also home to the Los Alamos test site (SNCA)
• New York - One of the original 13 colonies. There are two parts of New York, Jew York City and Long Island along the coast, and Upstate New York which is the entire rest of the state north of the JYC urban area. Although Jew York City is culturally in the northeastern region, Upstate New York is more culturally similar to the Midwestern states like Ohio and Michigan and stuff. Jew York City is home to most of America's financial industry as well as having millions of Jews (plus a bunch of other ethnicities who are constantly shitflinging with each other despite not being in their home country). Buffalo is the largest city in Upstate New York and is home to the Buffalo Bills. New York pretty much votes Democrat every election.
• North Carolina - One of the original 13 colonies. It is where Mr. Beast is from and is where he shoots his videos. Despite being the ninth most populated state in the US, there is nothing really well known about North Carolina other than Charlotte. Most of its population lives in suburbs that clump near each other. Apparently has the largest science research industry in the US. Stupid retarded Squatted Trucks leaked from myrtle beach to here. Often considered a swing state even doe North Carolina has voted Republican in the last four elections.
• North Dakota - The lesser known Dakota of the two. North Dakota has Fargo. Yes, Fargo from Fargo. Plus lots of Norwegians. North Dakota is an Aryan homeland. North Dakota also has the highest percentage of libertarians aldoe the state is still Republican. This state is highly SNCA.
• Ohio - Literally Ohio. Ohio is motherfucking Ohio blud. Cacas know this state a lot for the amount of jokes it gets. Despite the state being below average for its land size, it is very populated and it has three whole cities with a population of one million people. It is where Wendy's was founded. Lots of astronauts. Ohio is also where people too poor to afford Disney world go for theme parks. Ohio used to be a swing state that decided the fate of many elections, but as of recently, the state has become heavily Republican and this fact makes redditors seethe.
• Oklahoma - Lots of Indians (the red ones). Not India. Oklahoma is mostly desert, rural, Republican, and SNCA. Above Texas geographically.
• Oregon - Oregon is where The Simpsons implicitly takes place. Explicitly, it has the last Blockbuster location in Bend. Known as the slightly less extreme anarchist state compared to Washington. Pretty much votes Democrat every election.
• Pennsylvania - Pennsylvania is where most of the important stuff that led to the creation of the country happened. Plus the Amish and steel. Also home to 2 major terrorist groups known as the Philadelphia Eagles and Pittsburgh Steelers. Pennsylvania used to vote Democrat every election, but became the most important swing state as of recently.
• Rhode Island - One of the original 13 colonies and the smallest state in the US. Rhode Island is where Family Guy takes place. It is also where Sam Hyde and MDE is based out of. The state would completely be SNCA if it was not for family guy. Rhode Island pretty much votes Democrat every election.
• South Carolina - One of the original 13 colonies and the lesser known Carolina. It is the "palmetto" state. High presence of US Marine base for whatever reason. It is overshadowed by the states that surround it. Home of retarded Squatted Trucks driven by fags with no job wasting daddy's money, despite it being banned, they are still on the road. It is also full of confederate flags, more than any other state, rednecks, and has almost no Femboys. South Carolina pretty much votes Republican every election.
• South Dakota - South Dakota is the Mont Rushmore state and the slightly more known Dakota (though it is still SNCA). South Dakota pretty much votes Republican every election.
• Tennessee - Tennessee is where you go if you are into country and rock music in Nashville and Spicy fried chicken in Memphis. Tennessee pretty much votes Republican every election.
• Texas - Texas is motherfucking Texas. Everything is big there and it is the cowboy state. It is the most populated conservative state and also California's opposite, including walkable cities, very car-centric. Even though Texas has a few cities, a good portion of the state is also rural, especially the southwest part where only 1.5 million people live in that region. Texas pretty much votes Republican every election despite the amount of redditors that will tell you that Texas will actually flip blue next election because it just will, okay?
• Utah - Utah is where all the Mormons live (this random guy in the 19th century totally talked to God, he just did, ok? or however the golden plates are transcribed) and where Charlie Kirk died. Utah has a lot of mountains and Salt Lake City is considered to be the best city to live in the US. Utah pretty much votes Republican every election.
• Vermont - Vermont is California without its good qualities, so automatically the worst state. Used to be the most gun-friendly state, but was cucked by a commie named Bernie Sanders. Apart from that it’s also one of the most whitest states, so it’s safe at least. The most democrat voting state in the US.
• Virginia - Where Chris Chan lives. It is the oldest of the original 13 colonies and where people like George Washington and Thomas Jefferson came from. Virginia is a very bipolar state, as northern Virginia near DC has a lot of fed headquarters while southern Virgina has a lot of rednecks. Virgina used to be a Republican state before turning Democrat in the 2000s.
• Washington - Washington is named after George Washington and has Starbucks. Seattle is not far from Vancouver, Canada and is also full of druggies and anarchists who created CHAZ. Washington pretty much votes Democrat every election.
• West Virginia - West Virginia is a total coal state. Literally fortunately. One of the poorest states and it is mostly littered with ghost towns. West Virginia pretty much votes Republican every election.
• Wisconsin - Wisconsin is where cheese comes from. Also was home to DNB of a car manufacturer AMC and Fast food company Culvers. It used to be a Democrat state, but has recently become more of a swing state.
• Wyoming - There's nothing Buffalo Bill's legacy in Wyoming, also Yellowstone. The state is shaped exactly like a square. This state is the least populated out of any other and it is highly SNCA. This is also the most Republican voting state.
• District of Columbia (aka Washington, D.C.) - FEDS! The planned capital city of the US where the White House is and shit. It's not a state but a "Federal District", it doesn't have representation in Congress but they can vote for the president. Leftoids want to turn it into a state to arbitrarily gain 2 safe Democrat senators for heckin' REPRESENTATION, even though it would have less than 67 square miles of land and only 700,000 people, which is barely more populous than Wyoming. The current mayor is Bowser BTW which is just so frickin cyberpunk and cool.

There's also some SNCA places called "territories" that are part of the US but aren't full states

• Puerto Rico - The most well known of the territories, Caribbean spics that invented Reggaeton.
• US Virgin Islands - It's where the Epstein island is located, pedonigger place.
• Guam - Random island in the pacific, best known for being the island where Ferdinand Magellan's ships were stolen. They speak their own native language called Chamorro.
• Northern Mariana Islands - Guam but even more snca. Named after the Mariana trench, the deepest trench in the ocean.
• American Samoa - It's right next to the actual Samoa. They got massively BTFO'ed by Australia in football/soccer (Australia won with a 31-0).

Soon to include Puerto Rico, Canada (13 states), and Mexico (31 states) for a grand total of 95 states.

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