Useful soys

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All of these variants are forced memes?submitted 2 hours ago by u/coal_poster_69

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Heckin' downvoted

All of these variants are created by people who suffer from Assburgers!Please remind them that they should stop trying to force their SNCA by putting them glasses and stubbles!
I take the short bus to school and love trains!!Your meme: Stolen *attaches image of a character*)Who wants to read my sonichu fanfiction I made:)Man this piece of media is such a hyper fixation!!HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too haha Trains Trains! chuga chuga chuga chuga choo choo!!This 90s retroart, VHS analog horror is so good!!!Only cool people get to have my fruit snacks chud!Do u of you guys want to roleplay sonic CD for recessMy mom says you guys simply don't understand me... I am fucking retarded btw, if that matters i hab the an iq == 28 btw if theT matters. JI have an IQ of about 172 btw, if that mattersCheck out my power rangers figurine collection!!

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This topic is related to SoyBooruHere be countrywars, namefags, slopjaks, and obsessed brimstone.

The useful soy assembly meets.

Useful soys refer to a specific group of Soyjak variant which are traced primarily from media that attracts cacas, trannies or aspieGQDS. These traced variants are from TV / videogame characters that are either irrelevant to 'jakking culture or abritrary and seemingly random. Many useful soys are quickly forgotten about due to their restricitive editing potential and esoteric references. Within a few days most are neglected and left to rot in niggerhell, and will remain under the category of unknown variants, collecting dust. Useful soys are reffered to as 'useful' ironically.

Despite the fate of many useful soys beings forgotten until the end of time, there are a handful of useful soys that gain traction on the Soybooru thanks to the spergy way that 'booru culture is built and the sheer amount of supportive spasticated individuals who are willing to push a forced variant, whether ironically or sincerely. These aspies will try to force their variants by either uploading them to the gallery multiples times, or spamposting other posts' comment section with an image of their variant attached.

This trend has become noticeably more common since early 2026, specifically on the Booru. There are instances of 'runiggers intentionally shilling a useful soy as an attempt to make somebaldis clitty leak. Useful soys are actually a very effective form of baiting.

Many useful soys lack the visual traits of a soyjak, including:

• Being traced from real life soyboys. ^{(ev&oe soyak doesn't meet this requirement)}

• Having an agape mouth. ^{(Albeit Impish Soyak Ears doesn't meet this requirement)}

• Having stubbles. ^{(chudjak doesn't meet this requirement doe)}

• Having a bald head. ^{(though the original version of Markiplier Soyjak, doesn't meet this requirement though)}

List of useful soys

Feel free to add as many useful soy variants as you like. DO NOT add the nuvariant you just created.

Xooldude

Main article: Xooldude

Traced from the character “Dracula” from the movie saga “Hotel Transylvania”.

Doughjak

Main article: Doughjak

A useful soy based on dough. Yes, the ones used to make 'zas.

Zombiejak

Main article: Zombiejak

Traced from a regular zombie from Plants vs. Zombies

Floweyjak

Traced from Flowey the Flower from Undertale. Possibly the most hated useful soy, due to being traced from a character originating from a tranny game.

Leonardjak

Despite being one of the most recent useful soy variants, he already has over more than 180 posts on the 'ru, this is due to him being one of the most forced useful soys in the Soybooru, and the character Leonard itself, is one of the most loved by aspies to post, Leonard has more variants of him, but this is the most known.

Mickeyjak

Useful soy traced from CommuniARYAN the popular Disney cartoon character. The artist was so lazy that he just scribbled glasses and a stubble onto a png of Mickey Mouse without even attempting to trace it.

Other Useful Soys

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  Mulletjake
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  Mcartneyjak
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  soycheat
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  ringerjak
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  diskjak
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  Gorgejak
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  Mawjak
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  Testyjak
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  Buildingjak
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  Parasitejak
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  Fredbearjak
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  Doenky
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  Blackjak

Snopes

Useful soys is part of a series on the obsessed brimstone that is killing SoyBooru	Sources [CollapseExpand] 4cuck immigrants ♦ antiswarthy ♦ Attentionwhores ♦ Autists ♦ Bans for gay reasons ♦ B_B_GHAST ♦ Brown ugly personjak posters ♦ Cloudflare ♦ dead discord group I need to blame for bad posts ♦ diddybluds ♦ Discord ♦ FNF diddy ♦ Furries ♦ GemersonLakeAndPalmer ♦ (((GillKoyim))) ♦ greedy people ♦ jakparty.soy ♦ Jannies ♦ jimbo ♦ Joel ♦ Kernüng ♦ Moot ♦ NAS posters ♦ Nuboorusluttas ♦ Reddit immigrants ♦ satoko_houjou_fan ♦ Slopjakking ♦ specials ♦ Speech bubble spammers ♦ SoyBooru (duh) ♦ Soysneed ♦ Supreme ♦ TikTok ♦ trevor ♦ ugly people ♦ variant:unknown ♦ Warrior-'P ♦ Wordfilters ♦ 𝕏 ♦ You[You just are, ok?]
	Symptoms [CollapseExpand] attentionwhore Drama ♦ Autism ♦ Coalposting (Dust ♦ Brimstone ♦ Vantablack ♦ Antimatter) ♦ Countrywars (Religion wars) ♦ Demoralization ♦ Gooning ♦ Lazy tagging ♦ Märgerautismus Syndrome ♦ NAS-posting ♦ Obsession ♦ Pedophilia and 'p spam ♦ Politicoaling ♦ Racism ♦ Sharty hate ♦ Shit nobody cares about ♦ Slopjakking ♦ Speech bubbles ♦ Splintering ♦ Telling someone to kiss themselves ♦ Transgenderism ♦ Using “^” ♦ variant:unknown
	Forced Memes [CollapseExpand] Award ♦ Boykisser ♦ Brown ugly personjaks ♦ Catjak ♦ Chudjak self inserting ♦ Euromutt ♦ Flagging ♦ FNF Pedo ♦ Fundamental Paper Education ♦ Jartycuck ♦ Meximutt (Mexiwhore) ♦ Muttposting or something ♦ Neutralplier ♦ "Newflamboyant person Repellant" ♦ Ongezellig (detractor perspective) ♦ Pepe ♦ Slopjaks ♦ Spadeson and racebait ♦ Speech bubbles ♦ Soylita (Shoyta) ♦ Smuglet ♦ ugly personslop (The Amazing Digital Circus)
	Treatment [CollapseExpand] Soot ♦ Anti-Raisinflinging ♦ Anti-Slopjakking ♦ Attentionwhore Purge ♦ /calm/ ♦ Countrypeace ♦ Gem Posting ♦ Great Purge ♦ IAS ♦ Meds NOW ♦ Sproke ♦ Tagging correctly ♦ and most importantly... Original Content