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Two Soyjaks Pointing

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Two Soyjaks Pointing, rarely called The Monster From The Kway, is a tracejak soyjak variant created on 4chan's /qa/ board on May 1, 2020.

The image depicts two soyjaks: on the left, there is one wearing glasses who is looking at the viewer, with the signature mouth gape; on the right, there is one similar to the previous one, though they don't have glasses, and they are pointing at something behind them in the background. The image was traced from a deleted Tweet by vegan activist John Oberg talking about vegan fried "chicken" being served in KFC Located in Charlotte North Carolina, where in the image him and another person are pointing at the said "meal".

This variant has unfortunately fell from grace as it was firmly embraced by normies on various social media platforms. It is now commonly usurped by those who are ignorant of the art of 'jakking, who may make dusty edits featuring the duo. As normies continue beating the dead horse, this variant is rarely seen on both the 'ru and the 'arty nowadays. In this regard, Chuds normally reject edits of variant. This is probably the variant that normies use the most.

NAS Parodies on the Booru

An example of a typical two soyjaks pointing parody uploaded under the soy_parody tag. Note the lack of IAS characteristics. It's brimstone.

Due to the popularity of Two Soyjaks Pointing on social media, many dusty images created by people who may be or atleast are spiritually trannies are often reposted to the 'ru, under the tag of soy_parody to the disdain of many 'jakkers.

mods check this out: 'plier was already doing the pointing variation in 2015

https://www.instagram.com/p/yCwWoDFYWw/

Tranny edits

Xhes the one on the right

Some tranny made edits of the two soyjaks pointing meme because xhey are all xitter immigrants. One such was Longswordwife, who was doxed by the sharty for being an ugly troon and doing the pointing meme.

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