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Catjak
Namefag in every revision on this page to make Tama and Mameson avatarfagging Sharty culture.
Heckin' downvoted
Archived template in use: {{IronicGem}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.Archived template in use: {{CoalShort}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.
Catjak also known as Scatjak by its haters, is a forced coal reddit animal drawing of an AI-generated cat, created by Feralteen on July 28, 2023.
It was forced first from 2023-24 by about 4 people who tried forcing this into popularity, but no one liked it besides them, then after the unbanning of it from the 'ru it would be forced once again.
They will also edit this trying to make it seem like it is a "Gem" soyjak, but if you're calling your own soyjak a gem, that shows it is quite the opposite. Shows how forced it is.
Numerous low effort flag edits were spammed on the 'ru[1][b] but nearly all instances of Catjak were wiped from the 'ru, and all uses of its variant tag were removed, making most catjaks lost media. You VILL help find them. Remnants of it survived the purge in the form of scattered gems transmuted by the few alchemists willing to work with such noxious material. Adventurous gem-hunters can still find them through tag spelunking.
As of now, Feralteen is permanently banned from the Sharty, marking the end of this shit brimstone. haha disregard that i suck cocks
Roughly one week before catjak was cleansed from the 'ru, a catjak banner was added, then later removed. Unfortunately, proof of its existence is displayed below.
There's gonna be a better catjak because this one is brimmy There was already 
Testimonials
| > | The booru has gone to shit ever since people started making tags for every sciblejak NAS variant. No one likes "catjak". Catjak is Nas by all definitions. It is garbage. The brimstone winter cat soyjak has more of a right to be a named variant than this dogshit. | < |
| Chud, /q/[2] | ||
| > | best swede worst catjak | < |
| Froot rating variants | ||
| > | >catjak
Actual cordstone whose banner I vote to be removed. Doesn't deserve a banner and isn't IAS. |
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| Root | ||
- Banners
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3rd anniversary contest thread, submitted in post #16058.[3] The alt version was suggested only a few posts later.
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Alternate banner suggested and added during the same time.
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The banner's fleeting time in the limelight.[4]
![3rd anniversary contest thread, submitted in post #16058.[3] The alt version was suggested only a few posts later.](/File:Catjakbanner.png)
![The banner's fleeting time in the limelight.[4]](/File:Catjakbannerinaction.png)
![[5]](/File:Meowjakbannerinaction.png)
Alternate Catjak
Alternate Catjak (tagged as catjak_(alternate) on SoyBooru) is a variant meant to be an alternative to the classic catjak.
Info
Alternate Catjak was first posted on SoyBooru on April 5, 2024.[6] It was likely created since users wanted a better cat soyjak to use at their creations as opposed to the regular Catjak since it was forced and created by Feralteen. Unlike his previous counterpart, Alternate Catjak is traced from a real cat instead of an AI-generated picture, said cat being known as Tole Tole, whose real name is actually Mei-Mei and is a female owned by a Chinese Instagram user.[7] No one uses this shitty unfunny nas drawing besides one avatarfag who's probably the creator of this page, similarly to Catjak they're both nas brimstone that don't make fun of anyone and are only used for unfunny spam/self inserting <- they're just used by xitter HTSM nusois that don't understand that'jakking is used to make fun of soyboys instead of self-inserting o algo
Gallery
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The two Catjaks.
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Operation "Great Replacement"
In the 18th of September of 2023, the SoyBooru was attacked. Approximately 5000 tagged posts had all their tags removed and replaced to "variant:catjak". 'Teens noticed this during the evening and Angeleno shut the booru down for roughly 30 minutes to revert the changes. It is unknown if this was performed by the Catjak Cabal or a Higher force.
Role in the 2025 Nuvariant War
Main article: 2025 Nuvariant War
Catjak is one of the variants forced in this war. He started being revived in the booru by a namefag. Catjak didn't become even nearly as hatred as originally in 2023, as many oldfags and nusois alike even saw him as nostalgic, with the overwhelmingly majority of backlash being directed towards Vlodson. Albeit the Vlodson and Jared forcers hated each other, Catjak was respected by both and seen as a neutral third force. Some time after Catjak stopped being posted and went back to hybernation even while unbanned from the ru.
See also
- Variant:Unknown (the true identity of "catjak")
- Flartson - It's forced in a similar way, also a coal variant.
- Dogjak - The original animal gem
- Vlodson - Poopson level vantablack niggerstone antimatter. Somehow involved into the catjak drama
Notes
- ↑ While it was banned, the only edits that remain tagged involve: catjak getting brutally killed, stonetosses portraying catjak as Sharty killing coal, and some mistagged booru posts.
- ↑ This is by no means unique to catjak (see
