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Vlodson
Vlodson smells like bait.
Vlodson is coal.Vlodson is an amalgamation nuvariant. It was forced by an avatarfag. Contrary to popular belief, this page was not created by him. The variant was samefagged to the point where 5 "subvariants" were made in less than a week.
Due to Vlodson essentially being an avatarfag hiding behind a "variant", some teens had resorted to posting the variant for the first time since its inception as a form of bait. Posts from the real avatarfag can be identified by mentions of "Vlodson Derangement Syndrome" and Vlodson "ruining your day".[2] Due to the difficulty in differentiating the two, it is easier to assume that all of it is bait. The samefag forcing this variant has since had xis name permanently set to "Vlodson" by QVQTE nevermind they removed xis name.
This variant was made more relevant when some jannies (and an admin) decided to persecute it on /soy/ and SoyBooru, which caused it to become a sort of new Lennonjak. Every now and then, the Vlodsonfag will force this soyjak for around half an hour.
Design[edit | edit source]
Vlodson is an amalgam of many variants at once: NAS (likely Wojak) edit of Nojak was taken as a basis, when much smaller ears and nose from Impjak were attached to it. Both eyes were taken from Cobson's right eye. Finally, the mouth was taken from a baby edit of Amerimutt.
Criticism[edit | edit source]
- Most soyteens criticize it as NAS:
- Vlodson lacks a stubble, it has no glasses, and is rarely (if ever) used to mock soyboys in any capacity.
- It is unsuitable for soyquoting, but can be used for self-inserting.
- It lacks a unique niche, and so may be difficult to fit into OC.
- On the bright side, Vlodson serves as excellent bait that causes immense leakage.
- On the literal dark side, the one guy who spams Vlodson revealed his hand to be nigger colored in a thread bitching about a frog nuking his thread with coal soymojis.[3]
- Some people consider it 'p for using the baby amerimutt's mouth.[Shieeet mayne, I be sayin dat.. fuggen jerdee]
GETs[edit | edit source]
Out of the coal came forth sweetness.soyjak.party[edit | edit source]
On August 21st 2025, Vlodson was BTFO by post 12777777[4], it reading "dont let vlodson steal it", in reference to the GET itself. This has sealed Vlodson's fate as both coal and sharty culture.
Vlodson also got the 222222 get on /int/ on the 26th of September, 2025.[5]
/lgbt/ 42000000[edit | edit source]
On December 14th 2025, Vlodson achieved the 42000000[6] GET on /lgbt/ causing like 3 'teens' view on Vlodson to change the samefag to call it a gem and samefag in every thread discussing it.
SoyBooru Crisis[edit | edit source]
Main article: SoyBooru Crisis
After this GET, a janny or user who presumably decided they like Vlodson now uploaded a Femquote x Vlodson video to the SoyBooru, which Doll began deleting, hashbanning, and demoting any janny who would attempt to upload or approve, which precipitated the SoyBooru Crisis.
Nameroll[edit | edit source]
On December 11, 2026, some HTSM on /soy/ began rallying people to vandalize all variant:vlodson tags to nas:vlodson on the 'ru, when jannies found out, all of the vandalism was reverted, the vandals were banned, and a Vlodson nameroll was added.[7] The OP of the thread later exposed himself as an Azerbaijani Discord user with a tranny friend using an iPad.[8]
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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Origin of all Vlodson design details. (this is why us aryan kangs don fuggen laik thih fuggen poopson ah variant nigguz) -
Him and catjak. -
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Lennonjak mashup -
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Peeb is a 'lig subvariant -
Perhaps the most brimmy mashup, and contender for worst 'jak ever, appearing to mix Vlodson, Zillyjak, and glegle. -
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Need reppeys? Use Vlodette. -
VLQDSQNSISSIES... -
Vlodson would lose against a rock GEEEEEEEEEEEG -
Citations
- ↑ https://archive.today/p45xw
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2025-0824-0634-40/https://web.archive.org:443/web/20250823182450/https://www.soyjak.st/soy/thread/12805430.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2025-1022-0313-01/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/13671579.html
- ↑ https://archive.ph/nEPOy
- ↑ /int/, post no. 222222. He
wongot a snca "get" on a DNB board. September 26, 2025. https://archive.ph/xcpBo#222222 - ↑ https://archived.moe/lgbt/thread/42000000/#42000000
- ↑ https://archive.ph/x4i4s https://megalodon.jp/2026-0112-0054-14/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14780363.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0112-0051-24/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14777394.html https://archive.ph/JR4Jx https://archive.ph/HKZe3
