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Mulletjak
Mulletjak smell like cheese ~ idecalftmMulletjak, originally called Tylerjak, is a soyjak variant meant to mock nu-nu-males. It is traced from former Department of Interior Communications Director for the Biden Administration, Tyler Cherry.[2] Some claim it is samefagged by a couple of people, but this is unsubstantiated. Apparently the first time this variant was forced it was by some obsessed faggot who wanted to coal up the variant. [3]
Mulletjak is the kinda guy to drink Matcha in a studio apartment in New York with his Asian girlfriend, while working on a script for a JewTube video essay about post-irony on his Macbook Air.
Mulletjak is a rollable name on soyjak.party.
Likes[edit | edit source]
- Labubus
- Matcha
- Dubai chocolate
- Social Medias such as Bluesky and Tumblr
- Backrooms, Including the Liminal Space aesthetic
- A24 and Analog Horror
- Various TV shows like Stranger Things and Succession
- Reality TV shows like Love Island and Is It Cake
- Aesthetics/Music such as Y2K and Vaporwave
- Tiny expensive apartments in crime-ridden big cities full of "ethnically diverse" populations
- Expensive Luxury Stuff like Hotels and Cars
- Crumbl cookies
- Millennial Humor
- Booktok and Romantic Books
- Going on Twitter Just to Hate on Elon Musk.
- Japan and Korea
- "HECKIN' DEEP AND SERIOUS ADULT ONLY CARTOONS" about trauma
- Most things on this list
- Creating videos such as "The Downfall of A24: from bone-chilling to bone-busting" and watching video essays about late stage capitalism
- Smiling Friends and Bojack Horseman
Dislikes[edit | edit source]
- AI art
- Fascists
- Nazis
- Elon Musk and SpaceX
- ICE
- Any humor that makes fun of anyone other than the "fr*nch" and "engl*sh"
- Most things on this list
Personal life >oh my heccin fanfictionero[edit | edit source]
Jonathan Lay-Dorphy was born on January 17th, 1996 with his dad Austin Dorphy and his mom Martha Dorphy. He lives in Bushwick, Brooklyn NYC. He was Born Jewish and also lived with a Jewish Family growing up. He knows all about underground cultures and movies, and he's established in Bushwick's scene, which is a scene full of all kinds of funny and fantastic characters. He might be the coolest white Jewish person that you'd ever know, because he knows so much about different music subcultures such as Vaporwave. He also likes aesthetics such as Liminal Spaces, He has a whole rotating cast of friends and enemies, and an impressive knowledge of modular synthesis. Jonathan, obviously is a male feminist. He runs his own ‘zine. He loves Roberto's designer pizza and casually shops at Mr. Kiwi. He goes to His local Orangetheory Fitness on Mondays. And He also Watches Booktok and reads Romantic Books. Do you know what any of those things mean? Because I don't. And Neither do you. But Jonathan loves them. They're staples in the Buschwick's scene. He makes JewTube Commentary Essay Videos either about Late-Stage Capitalism or a 30-minute essay about how the Heckin A24 movies have fallen or skits about whatevers trending, He is a proud DJ under the name."DJ Dorphy" and has been making music since he was 14. This is because music takes time, but he does not want to make his entire day around that therefore he steals other songs and """Remixes""" them, He also does DJ events with Y2K and Vaporwave aesthetics in Various Clubs, Festivals, Parties and Commonly shares music on Bandcamp, He also is a Common DJ In a Local Bushwick Radio Station called WPB Princeton 95.2 and commonly plays Vaporwave, Techno and Nu-Disco there. Mulletjak also hates Philly and his parents, because his parents are problematic Donald Trump MAGA supporters. He also once triggered his Asian girlfriend Luna in a Japanese Hotel Elevator after a party. Even though Jonathan hates Philadelphia, Philly has its own underground scene, but it's just a subpar mirror of Bushwick. Everyone knows Mood Ring is the coolest club in Bushwick and Jonathan can often be seen there on Fridays and Saturdays playing Nu-Disco, Techno and Vaporwave with Luna. Mulletjak loves watching shows such as Smiling Friends and Bojack Horseman, and daily listens to podcasts, and he hates Ariel Pink and John Mass because they're cancelled from the culture. As of Today, Jonathan Is living in a Luxury Hotel with expensive stuff he doesn't need while Watching his Favorite TV show called Succession.
Admin Reception[edit | edit source]
On July 29, 2025, Limeade called Mulletjak a gem.[4]
During the Second Soyanniversary, Doll and Root were both asked on their thoughts on the variant. Doll said it looked too much like a self-insert and should look more like a slopjak,[5] while Root said it was a "new age gem". It's even cartoony in the way the swede's soyjak variants used to be compared to their trace."[6][7]
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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Mulletjak Gaping -
Mulletjak Grimacing -
Mulletjak Smirking -
The first version, named Tylerjak. -
Another early version of Mulletjak, this time bald. -
Mulletjak showing off his arms full of tattoos. -
Mulletjak Spinning -
Nobody looks like this. -
Mulletan. Mullet-Soytan if you haven't guessed.
Snopes
- ↑ https://archive.ph/YVuGK
- ↑ File:OPBackstory2.png https://archive.ph/JIYV0
- ↑ File:OPBackstory.png https://archive.ph/JIYV0 (Ignore where he says Kurtis Conner.)
- ↑ http://archive.today/617ES
- ↑ File:Dolls thoughts on Mulletjak.mp3
- ↑ File:Roots thoughts on Mulletjak.png
- ↑ File:Mulletjak Question to Root.png
