Mulletjak

>Though maybe you were looking for Matchajak?

Mulletjak smell like cheese ~ idecalftm

Mulletjak is a left-wing tankie!

Mulletjak, originally called Tylerjak, is a soyjak variant meant to mock nu-nu-males. It is traced from former Department of Interior Communications Director for the Biden Administration, Tyler Cherry.^[2] Some claim it is samefagged by a couple of people, but this is unsubstantiated. Apparently the first time this variant was forced it was by some obsessed faggot who wanted to coal up the variant. ^[3]

Mulletjak is the kinda guy to drink Matcha in a studio apartment in Bushwick, New York with his Asian girlfriend, while working on a script for a JewTube video essay about post-irony on his Macbook Air.

Mulletjak was a rollable name on soyjak.party.

Likes

Labubus
Matcha
Dubai chocolate
Social media websites such as Bluesky, Tumblr and TikTok
Backrooms, including the "liminal space" aesthetic
A24 and Analog Horror
Various TV shows like Stranger Things and Succession
Reality TV shows like Love Island and Is It Cake
Online aesthetics such as Y2K and Vaporwave
Tiny expensive apartments in dirty and crime-ridden big cities full of "ethnically diverse" populations
Expensive luxury stuff like hotels and cars
Crumbl cookies
Millennial humor
Books about dragons
Using buzzwords
Going on Twitter just to hate on Elon Musk.
Japan and
"HECKIN' DEEP AND SERIOUS ADULT ONLY CARTOONS" about trauma
Most things on this list
Creating videos such as "The Downfall of A24: from bone-chilling to bone-busting" and watching video essays about late stage capitalism
Smiling Friends and Bojack Horseman

Dislikes

AI art
Fascists
Nazis
Twitter/X
Elon Musk and SpaceX
Trump
O Algo Community
ICE
Any humor that makes fun of anyone other than white people and christianity
Most things on this list

Personal life >oh my heccin fanfictionero

Jonathan Lay-Dorphy was born on January 17th, 1996 with his dad Austin Dorphy and his mom Martha Dorphy. He lives in Bushwick, Brooklyn, NYC, while his parents now live on Lake Tahoe.

He knows all about underground cultures and movies, and he's established in Bushwick's scene, which is a scene full of all kinds of funny and fantastic characters, such as that one time in 2015, when he played the synthesizer in a Local Bushwick Rock band called "Shower Glow" with 3 other friends, however it disbanded 1 year later after like 8 Live Preformances and 1 EP, but still, He might be the coolest white Jewish person that you'd ever know, because he knows so much about different music subcultures such as Vaporwave.

He also likes aesthetics such as liminal spaces. He has a whole rotating cast of friends and enemies, and an impressive knowledge of modular synthesis. Jonathan, obviously, is a male feminist. He runs his own ‘zine. He loves Roberto's designer pizza and casually shops at Mr. Kiwi.

He goes to his local Orangetheory Fitness on Mondays. And he also watches BookTok and reads romantic books. Do you know what any of those things mean? Because I don't. And neither do you. But Jonathan loves them. They're staples in the Buschwick's scene. He makes JewTube commentary essay videos either about late-stage capitalism or a 30-minute essay about how the heckin A24 movies have fallen or skits about whatever's trending. He is a proud DJ under the name "DJ Dorphy" and has been making music since he was 14. This is because composing music takes time, but he does not want to work on it all day, therefore he steals other songs and """remixes""" them. He also does DJ events with Y2K and Vaporwave aesthetics in various clubs, festivals, and parties and commonly shares music on Bandcamp. He is a common DJ in a local Bushwick radio station called WPB Princeton 95.2 and commonly plays Vaporwave, Techno, and Nu-Disco there.

Mulletjak also hates Philly and his parents, because his parents are problematic MAGA supporters. He also once triggered his Asian girlfriend Luna in a Japanese hotel elevator. Even though Jonathan hates Philadelphia, Philly has its own underground scene, but it's just a subpar mirror of Bushwick. Everyone knows Mood Ring is the coolest club in Bushwick, and Jonathan can often be there with Luna. Mulletjak loves watching shows such as Smiling Friends and Bojack Horseman and daily listens to podcasts, and he hates Ariel Pink and John Mass because they're cancelled from the culture. As of today, Jonathan is living in a luxury hotel with expensive stuff he doesn't need while watching his favorite TV show called Succession.

Admin Reception

On July 29, 2025, Limeade called Mulletjak a gem.^[4]

During the Second Soyanniversary, Doll and Root were both asked for their thoughts on the variant. Doll said it looked too much like a self-insert and should look more like a slopjak,^[5] while Root said it was a "new age gem". It's even cartoony in the way the swede's soyjak variants used to be compared to their trace."^[6]^[7]