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|origin=[[Soy/|/soy/]] August 7th 2025<ref>https://archive.ph/p45xw</ref> | |origin=[[Soy/|/soy/]] August 7th 2025<ref>https://archive.ph/p45xw</ref> | ||
|booru_posts={{boorusearch|variant:vlodson|display= | |booru_posts={{boorusearch|variant:vlodson|display=1586}} <small>As of August 16, 2026</small> | ||
|based_on=* [[Nojak]] (Head) | |based_on=* [[Nojak]] (Head) | ||
* [[Gapejak]] (Nose) | * [[Gapejak]] (Nose) | ||
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'''Vlodson''' is an amalgamation variant that was forced by an avatarfag and the first notable variant to be made during the [[Quote]] era. The variant was samefagged to the point where 5 "subvariants" were made in less than a week. The samefag forcing this variant has since <s>had xis name permanently set to "Vlodson" by [[Quote|QVQTE]]</s> nevermind they removed xis name. There is a splinter dedicated to it. | '''Vlodson''' is an amalgamation variant that was forced by an avatarfag and the first notable variant to be made during the [[Quote]] era. The variant was samefagged to the point where 5 "subvariants" were made in less than a week. The samefag forcing this variant has since <s>had xis name permanently set to "Vlodson" by [[Quote|QVQTE]]</s> nevermind they removed xis name. There is a splinter dedicated to it.{{CitationNeeded|There just is ok?}} | ||
This variant was made more relevant when some jannies (and an [[DOLL|admin]]) decided to persecute it on /soy/ and [[SoyBooru]], which caused it to become a sort of new [[Lennonjak]]. Every now and then, the Vlodsonfag | Vlodson is an amalgam of many variants at once: [[NAS]] (likely [[Wojak]]) edit of [[Nojak]] was taken as a basis, when much smaller ears and nose from [[Impjak]] were attached to it. Both eyes were taken from [[Cobson]]'s right eye. Finally, the mouth was taken from a [[Babyjak|baby]] edit of [[Amerimutt#Impish Amerimutt or whatever|Amerimutt]]. | ||
This variant was made more relevant when some jannies (and an [[DOLL|admin]]) decided to persecute it on /soy/ and [[SoyBooru]], which caused it to become a sort of new [[Lennonjak]]. Every now and then, the Vlodsonfag would force this soyjak for around half an hour. Eventually, criticism of Vlodson escalated even further, causing him to become a very notably controversial variant and even the source of both the [[SoyBooru Crisis|SoyBooru]] and Vlodson crisises, with the latter escalating further and leading up to the [[Brownocaust]]. | |||
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== Criticism == | |||
== Criticism | |||
* Most soyteens criticize it as coaly NAS: | * Most soyteens criticize it as coaly NAS: | ||
** Vlodson lacks a stubble, it has no glasses, and is rarely (if ever) used to mock [[Soyboy|soyboys]] in any capacity. | ** Vlodson lacks a stubble, it has no glasses, and is rarely (if ever) used to mock [[Soyboy|soyboys]] in any capacity. | ||
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=== /lgbt/ 42000000 === | === /lgbt/ 42000000 === | ||
On December 14th 2025, Vlodson achieved the 42000000<ref>https:// | On December 14th 2025, Vlodson achieved the 42000000<ref>{{Deadlink|https://cf.mickai.me/d834c840a490b1028b136703.html}}</ref> GET on /lgbt/ causing <s>like 3 'teens' view on Vlodson to change</s> the samefag to call it a gem and samefag in every thread discussing it. | ||
[[File:Vlodson_-lgbt-_42000000_GET.png|none|thumb|The [[GET]] that changed <s>'teen's</s> [[nobody|nobody's]] opinions on him.]]{{Color|789922|Projection|>shartycucks are pathetic losers who can only spam cp and animal abuse<br>>incels like you never made anything that would make someone happy, you are vultures, scavengers, undead, you thrive on hate and anger}} | [[File:Vlodson_-lgbt-_42000000_GET.png|none|thumb|The [[GET]] that changed <s>'teen's</s> [[nobody|nobody's]] opinions on him.]]{{Color|789922|Projection|>shartycucks are pathetic losers who can only spam cp and animal abuse<br>>incels like you never made anything that would make someone happy, you are vultures, scavengers, undead, you thrive on hate and anger}} | ||
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=== Brownocaust === | === Brownocaust === | ||
{{Main|Brownocaust}}On January 11, 2026, a soyteen on /soy/ started a thread campaigning the change of all variant:vlodson tags to nas:vlodson on the 'ru. When [[jannies]] found out, most of the changes were reverted, the ‘teens were banned, and a Vlodson nameroll was added.<ref>https://archive.ph/x4i4s https://megalodon.jp/2026-0112-0054-14/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14780363.html</ref> The OP of the thread later exposed himself as an [[Azerbaijan|Azerbaijani]] [[Discord]] user on an Android tablet whilst arguing with a [[Selfish Little Fuck|frogposter]] who was [[LARP|pretending]] to be the Vlodson poster.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0112-0051-24/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14777394.html https://archive.ph/JR4Jx https://archive.ph/HKZe3</ref> Eventually, Quote retaliated by inciting a | {{Main|Brownocaust}}On January 11, 2026, a soyteen on /soy/ started a thread campaigning the change of all variant:vlodson tags to nas:vlodson on the 'ru. When [[jannies]] found out, most of the changes were reverted, the ‘teens were banned, and a Vlodson nameroll was added.<ref>https://archive.ph/x4i4s https://megalodon.jp/2026-0112-0054-14/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14780363.html</ref> The OP of the thread later exposed himself as an [[Azerbaijan|Azerbaijani]] [[Discord]] user on an Android tablet whilst arguing with a [[Selfish Little Fuck|frogposter]] who was [[LARP|pretending]] to be the Vlodson poster.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0112-0051-24/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14777394.html https://archive.ph/JR4Jx https://archive.ph/HKZe3</ref> Eventually, Quote retaliated by inciting a series of rangebans on third-world countries. | ||
=== Brootalization === | === Brootalization === | ||
On the 28th of January, 2026, Vlodson decided to upload a 'toss on SoyBooru where he accuses Schlog founder and IT2GB movement leader [[Broot]] of narcissism, depicts him as Jeffery Epstein, as well as making many anti-Broot 'tosses. One such ‘toss was [[Antimatter|giantess fetish art]] depicting [[Cobblestone]] stepping on Broot with her foot. | On the 28th of January, 2026, Vlodson decided to upload a 'toss on SoyBooru where he accuses Schlog founder and IT2GB movement leader [[Broot]] of narcissism, depicts him as Jeffery Epstein, as well as making many anti-Broot 'tosses. One such ‘toss was [[Antimatter|giantess fetish art]] depicting [[Cobblestone]] stepping on Broot with her foot. | ||
Little did he know this was a grave mistake, as Broot is a schizo who has a history of [[ | Little did he know this was a grave mistake, as Broot is a schizo who has a history of [[Gigachad|harassing anyone who says anything even slightly bad about him for months on end.]] | ||
A few hours later, many Anti-Vlodson Brootist 'tosses were made depicting the variant being humiliated, killed, or in general agony, as well as one calling him out for shilling on [[4chan]]. The majority, if not all of 'ru users were on Broot's side. | A few hours later, many Anti-Vlodson Brootist 'tosses were made depicting the variant being humiliated, killed, or in general agony, as well as one calling him out for shilling on [[4chan]]. The majority, if not all of 'ru users were on Broot's side. | ||
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It is probable if not likely that Vlodson's creator was an attentionfaggot who wanted his unremarkable variant:unknown to be famous and deliberately created something that fits the prophecy. However, what its creator couldn't control was Vlodson's impact, which was, fittingly with the Poopson prophecy, also highly negative. So far it has caused [[SoyBooru Crisis|the rape of a beloved admin]] and the [[Brownocaust|rape of many innocent Soyteens]], both by Quote. | It is probable if not likely that Vlodson's creator was an attentionfaggot who wanted his unremarkable variant:unknown to be famous and deliberately created something that fits the prophecy. However, what its creator couldn't control was Vlodson's impact, which was, fittingly with the Poopson prophecy, also highly negative. So far it has caused [[SoyBooru Crisis|the rape of a beloved admin]] and the [[Brownocaust|rape of many innocent Soyteens]], both by Quote. | ||
== Reception == | |||
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When Vlodson was first made, he was considered by some to be the worst 'jak ever to the point where organized SoyBooru tag vandalism raids were being created against him on /soy/. Multiple jannies and even an admin, Doll, also tried to kill off this soyjak early by punishing the Vlodson namefag with /soy/ bans and booru post deletions. Eventually this hatred lead to the [[SoyBooru Crisis]], [[Cacacaust]], and [[Brownocaust]]. | |||
Now that the underage users who overreacted to Vlodson negatively are gone, most soyteens find Vlodson annoying, but far from the [[Smuglet|brimmiest 'jak in history.]] | |||
== Gallery == | == Gallery == | ||
Latest revision as of 14:57, 21 August 2026
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Vlodson is an amalgamation variant that was forced by an avatarfag and the first notable variant to be made during the Quote era. The variant was samefagged to the point where 5 "subvariants" were made in less than a week. The samefag forcing this variant has since had xis name permanently set to "Vlodson" by QVQTE nevermind they removed xis name. There is a splinter dedicated to it.[There just is ok?]
Vlodson is an amalgam of many variants at once: NAS (likely Wojak) edit of Nojak was taken as a basis, when much smaller ears and nose from Impjak were attached to it. Both eyes were taken from Cobson's right eye. Finally, the mouth was taken from a baby edit of Amerimutt.
This variant was made more relevant when some jannies (and an admin) decided to persecute it on /soy/ and SoyBooru, which caused it to become a sort of new Lennonjak. Every now and then, the Vlodsonfag would force this soyjak for around half an hour. Eventually, criticism of Vlodson escalated even further, causing him to become a very notably controversial variant and even the source of both the SoyBooru and Vlodson crisises, with the latter escalating further and leading up to the Brownocaust.
Vlodson is a rollable name on soyjak.party.
Criticism[edit | edit source]
- Most soyteens criticize it as coaly NAS:
- Vlodson lacks a stubble, it has no glasses, and is rarely (if ever) used to mock soyboys in any capacity.
- It is unsuitable for soyquoting, but can be used for self-inserting.
- It lacks a unique niche, and so may be difficult to fit into OC.
- On the bright side, Vlodson serves as excellent bait that causes immense leakage.
- On the literal dark side, the one guy who spams Vlodson revealed his hand to be nigger colored in a thread bitching about a frog nuking his thread with coal soymojis.[2]
- As confirmed by Limeade, it is still one guy forcing it to this day, for the rest of time.[3]
- Most edits of this variant are recycled from existing Vlodson edits, with only very minor changes
History[edit | edit source]
/soy/ 12777777[edit | edit source]
On August 21st 2025, Vlodson was BTFOd by post 12777777[4], it reading "dont let vlodson steal it", in reference to the GET itself. This has sealed Vlodson's fate as both coal and sharty culture.
Vlodson also got the 222222 get on /int/ on the 26th of September, 2025.[5]
/lgbt/ 42000000[edit | edit source]
On December 14th 2025, Vlodson achieved the 42000000[6] GET on /lgbt/ causing like 3 'teens' view on Vlodson to change the samefag to call it a gem and samefag in every thread discussing it.
SoyBooru Crisis[edit | edit source]
Main article: SoyBooru Crisis
After this GET, a janny or user who presumably decided they like Vlodson now uploaded a Femquote x Vlodson video to the SoyBooru, which Doll began deleting, hashbanning, and demoting any janny who would attempt to upload or approve, which precipitated the SoyBooru Crisis.
Brownocaust[edit | edit source]
On January 11, 2026, a soyteen on /soy/ started a thread campaigning the change of all variant:vlodson tags to nas:vlodson on the 'ru. When jannies found out, most of the changes were reverted, the ‘teens were banned, and a Vlodson nameroll was added.[7] The OP of the thread later exposed himself as an Azerbaijani Discord user on an Android tablet whilst arguing with a frogposter who was pretending to be the Vlodson poster.[8] Eventually, Quote retaliated by inciting a series of rangebans on third-world countries.
Brootalization[edit | edit source]
On the 28th of January, 2026, Vlodson decided to upload a 'toss on SoyBooru where he accuses Schlog founder and IT2GB movement leader Broot of narcissism, depicts him as Jeffery Epstein, as well as making many anti-Broot 'tosses. One such ‘toss was giantess fetish art depicting Cobblestone stepping on Broot with her foot.
Little did he know this was a grave mistake, as Broot is a schizo who has a history of harassing anyone who says anything even slightly bad about him for months on end.
A few hours later, many Anti-Vlodson Brootist 'tosses were made depicting the variant being humiliated, killed, or in general agony, as well as one calling him out for shilling on 4chan. The majority, if not all of 'ru users were on Broot's side.
With this, he indirectly increased the support for Broot's "It's Time To Get Brootal" movement as well, with Broot taking advantage of the already high rates of Vlodson hate.
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BRQQT won
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Brootal
Vlodson is Poopson Theory[edit | edit source]
While the evaluation of Vlodson as coal or worse is ultimately subjective, it is undeniably jarring how much of the Poopson prophecy Vlodson fits:
>Poopson is not a shitjak, despite the name. It is antialiased but otherwise black and white
>Poopson is not any one existing variant, but not a pure original or a pure composite either. It is an amalgam of reused parts of different 'jaks and original parts.
>Poopson was not AI generated, at least not entirely.
>Offsite raiders exploit One guy exploits this variant's repulsiveness to create discontent among soyteens.
It is probable if not likely that Vlodson's creator was an attentionfaggot who wanted his unremarkable variant:unknown to be famous and deliberately created something that fits the prophecy. However, what its creator couldn't control was Vlodson's impact, which was, fittingly with the Poopson prophecy, also highly negative. So far it has caused the rape of a beloved admin and the rape of many innocent Soyteens, both by Quote.
Reception[edit | edit source]
When Vlodson was first made, he was considered by some to be the worst 'jak ever to the point where organized SoyBooru tag vandalism raids were being created against him on /soy/. Multiple jannies and even an admin, Doll, also tried to kill off this soyjak early by punishing the Vlodson namefag with /soy/ bans and booru post deletions. Eventually this hatred lead to the SoyBooru Crisis, Cacacaust, and Brownocaust.
Now that the underage users who overreacted to Vlodson negatively are gone, most soyteens find Vlodson annoying, but far from the brimmiest 'jak in history.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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Origin of all Vlodson design details. (this is why us aryan kangs don fuggen laik thih fuggen poopson ah variant nigguz)
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Him and catjak.
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Lennonjak mashup
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Perhaps the most brimmy mashup, and contender for worst 'jak ever, appearing to mix Vlodson, Zillyjak, and glegle.
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VLQDSQNSISSIES...
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Vlodson would lose against a rock GEEEEEEEEEEEG
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Seeing coal variants getting killed is always a gem
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Ziggy, a Vlodson subvariant
See also[edit | edit source]
Snopes
- ↑ https://archive.ph/p45xw
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2025-1022-0313-01/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/13671579.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0129-1929-12/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15008728.html
- ↑ https://archive.ph/nEPOy
- ↑ /int/, post no. 222222. He
wongot a snca "get" on a DNB board. September 26, 2025. https://archive.ph/xcpBo#222222 - ↑
https://cf.mickai.me/d834c840a490b1028b136703.html[dead] - ↑ https://archive.ph/x4i4s https://megalodon.jp/2026-0112-0054-14/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14780363.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0112-0051-24/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14777394.html https://archive.ph/JR4Jx https://archive.ph/HKZe3
