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'''Hunky Twink Sex Machine''', sometimes abbreviated '''htsm''', | '''Hunky Twink Sex Machine''', sometimes abbreviated '''htsm''', iz uh [[soyjak]] subvariant that be used tuh criticize [[nusoi]]s and [[soyteen|soycucks]] in general n shieet. fuggen jardee. da oldest record of xhim is on da [[booru]] in May of 2024, aldoe xhe was almoz certainly posted on [[Soyjak.party|da shardee]] before n shiet. mothafuggen jardee. xhe be derived from a blank variant of [[Alicia]] and be depicten a [[nigga]] blushin, wearin [[Natejak|Nate]]’s clothes and alzo wearin a wig of Nate’s blonde hair. oh mah gawd izza fuggen jardee. xhe can be considahed a [[slopjak|slahpjak]] due to xhis appearance and usage. i need a spanking. | ||
Xhe is used in le heckin [[Soyquoting|arrowposts n quotin]] to depict | Xhe is used in le heckin [[Soyquoting|arrowposts n quotin]] to depict da [[nusois]] as bein [[Shitskin|brown]], fat n unable to speak anythin bsides [[Niggerbabble|ebonics]] n [[Soyspeak|shardee slang]], [[Obsessed|blamin shardee boogeymen]] ([[4chan]], [[jarty|jardee]], [[discord]], [[trannies]], [[gooning|goonin]], etc), sayin dat hevin fun is le bad cause its le heckin [[jardee]], n [[DNB question|debatin da morality of gettin some pleasure n shiet from images of dead infants]] (usually makin fun of da [[Aryan|pro-dnb trope]]). in general hatin on da shardee. i need a spanking. | ||
[[Schizophrenia|Da truth of da situation is | [[Schizophrenia|Da truth of da situation is dat Hunky Tunky Twink Sex Machine is pedophilic in nature. It depicts da average soyteen as black, obeez, and retahted, and then be callin it a fuggen "sex machine". first of all, dat name is EPI ya know. 16 year olds ain't supposed to know what seggs is fuggen pedophile. second of all, soy teenagahs ain’t seggs machines, cause teenagahs ain’t be seggs machines n’less you on some Diddy shiet. if you see a nigga post thiz shiet, you need tuh call dem a cord jardee foodist and alzo urgent report dem fo every single rule dawg. i need a spanking.]] | ||
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Since xhis name was so fucking weird everyone at school abbreviates it to HTSM, and some [[Oldfag|bully]] started to call xhim "Hunky Twink Sex Machine," which made HTSM get mad and start to call him a [[Nonsense|"'cord troon on meh schaal teachars plwease ben xhim muh clitty is leaking."]] Xhe has a raging hatred for Nate's friend [[Soytan|Kasumi Rhinehart]] and tried to get xher [[Doxing|doxed]] on the Sharty by calling the personal army 'n shiiiet but [[Failraid|failed]] because nobody wanted to do shit [[geg]]. i need a spanking | Since xhis name was so fucking weird everyone at school abbreviates it to HTSM, and some [[Oldfag|bully]] started to call xhim "Hunky Twink Sex Machine," which made HTSM get mad and start to call him a [[Nonsense|"'cord troon on meh schaal teachars plwease ben xhim muh clitty is leaking."]] Xhe has a raging hatred for Nate's friend [[Soytan|Kasumi Rhinehart]] and tried to get xher [[Doxing|doxed]] on the Sharty by calling the personal army 'n shiiiet but [[Failraid|failed]] because nobody wanted to do shit [[geg]]. i need a spanking | ||
He is now gymmaxxing | He is now gymmaxxing. i need a fucking spanking | ||
== Gallery n shieet fuggen jardee == | == Gallery n shieet fuggen jardee == | ||
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Hunky Twink Sex Machine, sometimes abbreviated htsm, iz uh soyjak subvariant that be used tuh criticize nusois and soycucks in general n shieet. fuggen jardee. da oldest record of xhim is on da booru in May of 2024, aldoe xhe was almoz certainly posted on da shardee before n shiet. mothafuggen jardee. xhe be derived from a blank variant of Alicia and be depicten a nigga blushin, wearin Nate’s clothes and alzo wearin a wig of Nate’s blonde hair. oh mah gawd izza fuggen jardee. xhe can be considahed a slahpjak due to xhis appearance and usage. i need a spanking.
Xhe is used in le heckin arrowposts n quotin to depict da nusois as bein brown, fat n unable to speak anythin bsides ebonics n shardee slang, blamin shardee boogeymen (4chan, jardee, discord, trannies, goonin, etc), sayin dat hevin fun is le bad cause its le heckin jardee, n debatin da morality of gettin some pleasure n shiet from images of dead infants (usually makin fun of da pro-dnb trope). in general hatin on da shardee. i need a spanking.
August 7, 2025 is a rollable name on soyjak.party. fuggen jardee
How to post hunky twink sex machine fuggen jardee
- Add some of da speech used to quote lefties such as "is le bed" and "hecking" fuggen jardee
- Respell words to resemble the pronounciation of African-American Vernacular English fuggen jardee
- It is non rhotic, which means R is not pronounced proceding vowels: are - ah | sharty - shahty | discord - discode | your - yo | wether - weda i need a spanking
- -ing pronounced -in: hecking - heckin fuggen jardee
- o as in top pronounced ah: troonslop - troonslahp fuggen jardee
- a as in cat is pronounced eh: having - hevin | can - ken | bad - bed | [[ban][ - ben | jannies - jennies fuggen jardee
- common words are shortened and simplified: my - ma | about to - bouta | im gonna - ima fuggen jardee
- th as in "this" pronounced d: this - dis | they - dey | with - wid fuggen jardee
dus "stop having fun with hecking troonslop, it makes my clitty leak, jannies ban them" turns into "stahp hevin fun wid heckin troonslahp, it makes ma clitty leak, jennies ben dem" fuggen jardee
Common HTSM posting tropes fuggen jardee
- Discord (da cord) fuggen jardee
- The Jarty (da jardee/jerdee) fuggen jardee
- The Swinny (da swine) fuggen jardee
- Troonslop (troonslahp) fuggen jardee
- Foodists fuggen jardee
- Clitty leaking fuggen jardee
- Spanking fuggen jardee
- Doxxing fuggen jardee
- Doctos fuggen jardee
- 'p fuggen jardee
- BBC fuggen jardee
- Soytan fuggen jardee
NuHTSM posters
The HTSM meme got quickly diluted due to nusois getting over their mass clitty leakage over it, and starting to post it. Nowadays you WILL get HTSMquoted for being against furfags porn and fetishes. Many oldfags and midfags have also stated that the only people posting HTSM are nusois due to it being brown and a generic boogeyman soyjak, something oldfags and early midfags avoid. This has led many 'teens to consider HTSM as dust.
Lore fuggen jardee
Harold Thomas Simon Mathew was born on 1/6/2005. Xhe was born in a dysfunctional family and was heavily bullied in school because of xhis autistic babble. However, everything changed when (thanks to xhis cousin nate) xhe discovered the Sharty and it was xhis only escape from xhis reality. Even Nate thinks that Harold is obsessed with the Sharty and doesn't want to get near xhim in real life, since xhe also promotes faggotry on the website btw if that matters. i need a spanking
Since xhis name was so fucking weird everyone at school abbreviates it to HTSM, and some bully started to call xhim "Hunky Twink Sex Machine," which made HTSM get mad and start to call him a "'cord troon on meh schaal teachars plwease ben xhim muh clitty is leaking." Xhe has a raging hatred for Nate's friend Kasumi Rhinehart and tried to get xher doxed on the Sharty by calling the personal army 'n shiiiet but failed because nobody wanted to do shit geg. i need a spanking
He is now gymmaxxing. i need a fucking spanking
Gallery n shieet fuggen jardee
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You are angry like this fuggen jardee
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Sprunki fuggen jardee
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Furnigger fuggen jardee
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You look like this fuggen jardee
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You sing like this fuggen jardee
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This is your weight fuggen jardee
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I need a spanking fuggen jardee
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Roblox nigger fuggen jardee
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This has something to do with the Illuminati or something fuggen jardee
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You if you lost weight. fuggen jardee
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You after seeing this gallery fuggen jardee
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Please stop crying nooo i don't want to see you cry :( fuggen jardee
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JANNIES PLEASE BAN EVERYTHING I LIKE fuggen jardee
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>You look like this cuz muh nate is a user of this site or something like that fuggen jardee
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DA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD fuggen jardee
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dnb fuggen jardee
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fuggen jardee
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Pokemonigger fuggen jardee
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>Ahh n shieeet another fuggen bait posted to the log fuggen jardee
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you look like this part 2 fuggen jardee
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The truth behind htsm posters i need a spanking
![A relevant soytoss fuggen jardee[1]](/File:Dajarty.jpg)
