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Doctos (plural: Doctoes[3]), sometimes referred to as Dog Toes, is a photoshop edit of Soyak, depicting him as shocked. He has grey eyes inside his black eyes, an additional pair of white pupils inside his normal pupils, a grey tongue and an ear.
He is mostly used to express shock and being scared. He is also attached to posts with ridiculous non-existent web addresses that would be shocking if they were to be real, such as http://cp.cloudflare.com/ (doe that one is real, wordswordswords it's some nerdy connection related shit). It is believed that "Doctos" is a corruption of Doctors". [4] His skull is also known to have been cracked (Most likely by DOCTO(r)S during a botched ear removal surgery).
The term "doctos" itself originates back when people used to care about the Soysylum, where some users would pretend to be its inhabitants, and site jannies would be referred to as "doctors". Eventually, somebody would drop the "r" as a mistake and the typo caught on.
Doctos was a rollable name on soyjak.party.
Lore
[edit | edit source]He's actually just Soyak, just in a shocked state. Somehow whenever he's scared he would suddenly grow ears and retract them when he's no longer shocked.
The doctor in question is none other than Dr. Soyberg.
Doctoddlers
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Doctoddlers (also known as sufferers of DPD, or Doctos Paranoial Disorder) are a subspecies of HTSM who reply with doctos to shit bait as well as other rulebreaking content (something you shouldn't do, especially if it's illegal, report and ignore and move on). An example of doctoddlering would be seeing some disturbing content then making a new thread saying "OYYYY DOCTOS WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT". If you see illegal content get posted then deleted, do not make a new thread bringing attention to it as you'll just be giving the nigger foodists attention. A different variety of HTSMs have taken it upon themselves to repost such content just to OYYYYYYY at it, which is a symptom of Doctosial Paranoid Disorder. Users who act in this manner are generally referred to as "doctoddlers" and many of them were purged during the Cacacaust.
Doctoddlers are often considered extinct specimen hallucinated by retarded booru attentionwhores who cannot take a break from posting poop piss cum diaper abdl babyjak porn, and the term itself has sparked intense debates across the soysphere whenever if doctoddlers still exist or not.
The Doctocaust
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On February 26th, 2026, Mustard decided to wordfilter Doctos to OMGSISA to discourage doctoddlering among 'teens. (this was only on the main site, but it was also implemented on the 'ru after a few months)
Later, on the wiki, during March-April 2026, the tranny-jannies deleted the {{DOCtung}} template and made it redirect to {{Customtung}},[5] and would revert edits that either used the {{Doctos}} template or linked to this page for the same reason. Some retards even came to the conclusion that doctos itself is inherently pedophilic ev&oe its just a funny image of a scared funny bald man with glasses. Notorious 'cordmonkey shitskin GillKoyim attempted to replace Soyak with HTSM in many templates where Doctos was used, including {{Doctos}},[6] which failed and turned into a now-deleted separate template called {{HTSMdoctos}}.
This was mostly undone after his vandalism was reverted, and following his ban.
After Salt became owner of the Sharty, he removed the dreaded filter.
Trivia
[edit | edit source]- He is currently busy blowing something out of proportion!
- He is sometimes paired with Darkiplier too.
- He has an irrational fear of the letters P, G, F and O, as well as any single letter beginning with an apostrophe (ev&oe he uses them all the time and there are two os in his name).
- He might be a jew because he says OYYYYYY alot.
- This article is commonly linked to when a statement said in an article can be seen as "scary" or "shocking". This is because the writer looks like that when he says it.
- Unlike most pages people link to whenever they're too lazy to add content to this site, this page exists for purposes other than linking to it.
Gallery
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A commonly used edit of him with an "oyy my goddddddd" award
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This image of him with a large ear and no glasses is also used.
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Glitchy Doctos
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Stretchy bOYYYYYY
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Front-facing variant
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Gemmy video
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Cobtos (WABAG)
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Looptos (missing tongue doe)
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Impish variant
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ACKtos (So scared xhe Acked xerself)
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Mind blown
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DOCTOS HE TURN ME TO THE SIDE
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NIGGA WHERE'S THE NUTS
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Tfw you see anything with the letter p in it
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Hunky Twink Sex Machine fuggen jerdee xe pohstid peeeeee mayne maahds ban dis nigga
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Neutral Doctos
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Doaketos when actually learning Dexter is the Bay Harbor Butcher
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OOYYYYY RING THE DOCTOSSS
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a tuff edit
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Sobot Doctos
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Distorted
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Natetos
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Doctos Edit
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as Awardsan
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Selfish Little Fuck Doctos
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Snopes
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