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'''Hunky Twink Sex Machine''', also known as '''HTSM''' or '''Sheneequa{{Note|a fuggen black trans women. fuggen jardee}}''', iz uh [[soyjak]] subvariant that be used tuh criticize [[nusoi]]s and [[soyteen|soycucks]] in general n shieet. fuggen jerdee. da oldest record of xhim is on da [[booru]] in May of 2024, aldoe xhe was almoz certainly posted on [[Soyjak.party|da shardee]] before n shiet. mothafuggen jerdee. xhe be derived from a blank variant of [[Alicia]] and be | '''Hunky Twink Sex Machine''', also known as '''HTSM''' or '''Sheneequa{{Note|a fuggen black trans women. fuggen jardee}}''', iz uh [[soyjak]] subvariant that be used tuh criticize [[nusoi]]s and [[soyteen|soycucks]] in general n shieet. fuggen jerdee. da oldest record of xhim is on da [[booru]] in May of 2024, aldoe xhe was almoz certainly posted on [[Soyjak.party|da shardee]] before n shiet. mothafuggen jerdee. xhe be derived from a blank variant of [[Alicia]] and be depictin a [[nigga]] blushin, wearin [[Natejak|Nate]]’s clothes and alzo wearin a wig of Nate’s blonde hair. oh mah gawd izza fuggen jerdee. xhe can be considahed a [[slopjak|slahpjak]] due to xhis appearance and usahge. i need a spanking. | ||
Xhe | Xhe be appearin in da heckin [[Soyquoting|arrowposts n quotin]] tuh depict da [[nusois]] as bein [[Shitskin|brown]], fat, and neva sayin nothin ‘cept fo [[Niggerbabble|ebonics]] n [[Soyspeak|shardee slang]]. In da posts xhe goes on n does shiet liek [[Obsessed|blamin shardee boogeymen]] ([[4chan]], [[jarty|jerdee]], [[discord]], [[trannies]], [[gooning|goonin]], etc), sayin dat hevin fun is le bad cuz its le heckin [[jerdee]], n arguin bout da morality of da interwebs n shiet. i need a spanking. | ||
[[Truthnuke|Da truth of da situation is dat Hunky Tunky Twink Sex Machine is pedophilic in nature. It depicts da average soyteen as black, obeez, and retahted, and then be callin it a fuggen "sex machine". first of all, dat name is EPI ya know. 16 year olds ain't supposed to know what seggs is fuggen pedophile. second of all, soy teenagahs ain’t seggs machines, cause teenagahs ain’t be seggs machines n’less you on some Diddy shiet. if you see a nigga post thiz shiet, you need tuh call dem a cord jerdee foodist and alzo urgent report dem fo every single rule dawg. i need a spanking.]] | [[Truthnuke|Da truth of da situation is dat Hunky Tunky Twink Sex Machine is pedophilic in nature. It depicts da average soyteen as black, obeez, and retahted, and then be callin it a fuggen "sex machine". first of all, dat name is EPI ya know. 16 year olds ain't supposed to know what seggs is fuggen pedophile. second of all, soy teenagahs ain’t seggs machines, cause teenagahs ain’t be seggs machines n’less you on some Diddy shiet. if you see a nigga post thiz shiet, you need tuh call dem a cord jerdee foodist and alzo urgent report dem fo every single rule dawg. i need a spanking.]] | ||
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Hunky Twink Sex Machine, also known as HTSM or Sheneequa[a], iz uh soyjak subvariant that be used tuh criticize nusois and soycucks in general n shieet. fuggen jerdee. da oldest record of xhim is on da booru in May of 2024, aldoe xhe was almoz certainly posted on da shardee before n shiet. mothafuggen jerdee. xhe be derived from a blank variant of Alicia and be depictin a nigga blushin, wearin Nate’s clothes and alzo wearin a wig of Nate’s blonde hair. oh mah gawd izza fuggen jerdee. xhe can be considahed a slahpjak due to xhis appearance and usahge. i need a spanking.
Xhe be appearin in da heckin arrowposts n quotin tuh depict da nusois as bein brown, fat, and neva sayin nothin ‘cept fo ebonics n shardee slang. In da posts xhe goes on n does shiet liek blamin shardee boogeymen (4chan, jerdee, discord, trannies, goonin, etc), sayin dat hevin fun is le bad cuz its le heckin jerdee, n arguin bout da morality of da interwebs n shiet. i need a spanking.
August 7, 2025 is a rollable name on soyjak.party. fuggen jerdee
How to post hunky twink sex machine fuggen jerdee
- Add some of da speech used to quote lefties such as "is le bed" and "hecking" fuggen jerdee
- Respell words to resemble the pronounciation of African-American Vernacular English fuggen jerdee
- It is non rhotic, which means R is not pronounced proceding vowels: are - ah | sharty - shahty | discord - discode | your - yo | wether - weda i need a spanking
- -ing pronounced -in: hecking - heckin fuggen jerdee
- o as in top pronounced ah: troonslop - troonslahp fuggen jerdee
- a as in cat is pronounced eh: having - hevin | can - ken | bad - bed | ban - ben | jannies - jennies fuggen jerdee
- common words are shortened and simplified: my - ma | about to - bouta | im gonna - ima fuggen jerdee
- th as in "this" pronounced d: this - dis | they - dey | with - wid fuggen jerdee
dus "stop having fun with hecking troonslop, it makes my clitty leak, jannies ban them" turns into "stahp hevin fun wid heckin troonslahp, it makes ma clitty leak, jennies ben dem" fuggen jerdee
Common HTSM posting tropes fuggen jerdee
- Discord (da cord) fuggen jerdee
- The Jarty (da jerdee/jerdee) fuggen jerdee
- The Swinny (da swine) fuggen jerdee
- Troonslop (troonslahp) fuggen jerdee
- Foodists fuggen jerdee
- Clitty leaking fuggen jerdee
- Spanking fuggen jerdee
- Doxing fuggen jerdee
- Doctos fuggen jerdee
- 'p fuggen jerdee
- BBC fuggen jerdee
- Soytan fuggen jerdee
- Neutralplier SNCA blogposting fuggen jerdee
NuHTSM posters fuggen jerdee
The HTSM meme got quickly diluted due to nusois getting over their mass clitty leakage over it, and starting to post it. Nowadays you WILL get HTSMquoted for being against furfags porn and fetishes. Many oldfags and midfags have also stated that the only people posting HTSM are nusois due to it being brown and a generic boogeyman soyjak, something oldfags and early midfags avoid. This has led many 'teens to consider HTSM as dust. fuggen jerdee
Also, a SNCA difference between old HTSM posters and nuHTSM posters: old HTSM posters say «jerdee» and «sherdee», so nuHTSM posters say jardee» and «shardee». fuggen jerdee
Name origins fuggen jerdee
The name "hunky twink sex machine" iz a lowbrow joke, it's basically saying that a brown nate iz a buff hunky faggot who fucks femboys fuggen jerdee
HTSM wuz given it's name through a descriptive filename tranny n shieet,[IT JUST IS OK? fuggen jerdee] The original name wuz simply "brown alicia nate" fuggen jerdee
Lore fuggen jerdee
Harold Thomas Simon Mathew was born on 1/6/2005. Xhe was born in a dysfunctional family and was heavily bullied in school because of xhis autistic babble. However, everything changed when (thanks to xhis cousin nate) xhe discovered the Sharty and it was xhis only escape from xhis reality. Even Nate thinks that Harold is obsessed with the Sharty and doesn't want to get near xhim in real life, since xhe also promotes faggotry on the website btw if that matters. i need a spanking
Since xhis name was so fucking weird everyone at school abbreviates it to HTSM, and some bully started to call xhim "Hunky Twink Sex Machine," which made HTSM get mad and start to call him a "'cord troon on meh schaal teachars plwease ben xhim muh clitty is leaking." Xhe has a raging hatred for Nate's friend Kasumi Rhinehart and tried to get xher doxed on the Sharty by calling the personal army 'n shiiiet but failed because nobody wanted to do shit geg. i need a spanking
He is now gymmaxxing. i need a fucking spanking
HTSMgram is real? fuggen jerdee
On October 20th, 2025, during the aftermath of the Third Great Soysurgency, a pedophilic Russian / Ukrainian altchan, referred to as either "HTSMgram" and "HTSMcord", was discovered to be allegedly behind some of the HTSM spam. fuggen jerdee[1] Two threads were made on this altchan, which caused many vatniggers / hohols to sneed. fuggen jerdee
Gallery n shieet fuggen jerdee
Main article: Gallery of HTSMs fuggen jerdee
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You are angry like this fuggen jerdee
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Sprunki fuggen jerdee
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Furnigger fuggen jerdee
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You look like this fuggen jerdee
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You sing like this fuggen jerdee
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Notes
- ↑ a fuggen black trans women. fuggen jardee
