https://archive.st/2HEmU</ref> The same thread contains Jynxzi's dox and an entire 2 hour long SLOWBVRN raid on meximutt gegbull who destroyed his PC.<ref name=":7" /> A soyteen discovers that Indian IPs are unbanned.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0819-2315-11/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17254263.html
https://archive.st/2HEmU</ref> The same thread contains Jynxzi's dox and an entire 2 hour long SLOWBVRN raid on meximutt gegbull who destroyed his PC.<ref name=":7" /> A soyteen discovers that Indian IPs are unbanned.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0819-2315-11/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17254263.html
</ref>. Student from Crimzon Fur’s school allegedly confirms the tracee of [[Derpson]] is his close irl friend and that both are extremely mentally ill. A crimjak-derpson alliance ‘jak called “match made in niggerhell” was made in response to this.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0820-0212-36/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17255101.html</ref> A thread on /soy/ asking salt to ban gore gets <s>1000 reppies in under an hour</s> HOLY SHIT IT REACHED 1200 <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0820-0532-26/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17261926.html</ref>.
</ref>. Student from Crimzon Fur’s school allegedly confirms the tracee of [[Derpson]] is his close irl friend and that both are extremely mentally ill. A crimjak-derpson alliance ‘jak called “match made in niggerhell” was made in response to this.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0820-0212-36/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17255101.html</ref> A thread on /soy/ asking salt to ban gore gets 1200 reppies in under an hour <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0820-0532-26/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17261926.html</ref>. ANOTHER thread asking salt to ban gore gets another 1200 reppies<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0820-0633-33/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17264524.html</ref>. /soy/ gets cattywiped with [[Geometry Dash|vortrox]]. Yet another thread asking salt to 'nish gore gets 1200 reppies<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0820-0744-16/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17266801.html</ref>.
*August 20 - [[Salt]] answers questions in a schizo thread accusing him of being a [[CIA|glowie]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0820-1649-10/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17276590.html</ref> The catalog on /soy/ is wiped by Troonjaks, Rick and Morty, and [[UTTP]] spammers.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0820-1842-17/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/catalog.html</ref> The whole Soysphere goes down after [[Cloudflare|cuckflare]] ACK’d itself for a bit.
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January 2 - Soyteens gem up Chitchat, and one chud even catfishes an old tranny with pics of kuz.[6]
January 3 - Some autistGODS larp as sharty admins and owners.[7] ‘Teens dox a jewtuber named Xiaohusk.[8]
January 4 - Soysylum Wiki and Dailyjak Telegram are removed from the main page due to their inactivity.[9] A new operation, Operation 404, is created to get all the trannies doxed in Operation No Nut November to delete everything using momNVKEs and glowNVKEs.
January 5 - A frognigger gets crushed by a pin, growing to the size of his pond.[10]
January 6 - A brave warrior tries to achieve the Alicia nameroll while people try to demoralize him into stopping, but he keeps going and finally gets it.[11]
January 7 - A shitty bait thread gets 1.3k+ reppeys (although it’s mainly just one dedicated schizo spamming the everloving shit out of it).[12]
January 8 - A frognigger posts an image of Pepe that allegedly had embedded 'p inside of it. /soy/ gets catty wiped, Jannies set a one-image limit on thread OPs, and AI 'slot spam occurs.[13] 'Teens brainstorm a new Nate variant "Ned Diggers" for DNB hours and make OC.[14]
January 9 - AM makes an appearance on /soy/ and answers soyteens' questions.[15] Frogs were banned on /soy/ due to "demoralization," but ended up getting unbanned later.[16]
January 10 - Soyteens reviveFlagging.[17] The IRC gets shut down for a few hours.[18] A 'ru namefag gets his house leaked (Evendoe Soybooru users already did it before).[19] 'Teens discuss a 1984 propaganda """game""" made by the British government.[20]
January 11 - Satania gets the 14777777 GET.[21] Some 'teen on /soy/ begins rallying people to vandalize all variant:vlodson tags to nas:vlodson on the 'ru. When jannies find out, all of the vandalism is reverted, the vandals are banned, and a Vlodson nameroll is added.[22] The OP of the thread later exposed himself as an AzerbaijaniDiscord user with an Android tablet.[23] The Sharty's Wikipedia page is deleted.[24] A raid thread is created on /soy/ to chud up a vibecoded Xitter knockoff with no moderation; interestingly, the raid results in a mentally ill chronically online schizoposter named winner ACTUALLY COMMITTING SUICIDE because he can't date some snca 'ru namefag he saw 2 hours ago.[25] A soyteen finds out that Nikocado Avocado has been sending copyright claims to the domains of the Sharty (andothersites) because of 'teens using the coinslot.[26]
January 12 - Soyteens discuss how to get Pinterest foids on the Sharty.[27] Soyteens part of Operation 404'ape a furry faggot wiki so bad that it gets shut down. [28] Soyteens raid two text-based canvas sites, including ourworldoftext.com and Textwall.[29]Namerolls have been made extremely rare.[30]Brownocaust: Brazil, Turkey, Mexico, and Azerbaijan have been rangebanned from /soy/ and /qa/[31], and RTL polls finally pass iron for the first time.[32] Big soyduel on /pol/, which is increasingly rare.[33][34] Cobblestone announces she will be removingquality headers from this very wiki after she finishes revamping infoboxes.[35][36]/int/ surpassing /soy/ and /pol/ after the Browncaust
January 13 - The ‘party and ‘ki get brapped up for half an hour.[37] Quote rangebanned South America and parts of East Asia. Many legitimate users of the 'party plead for unbans.[38] A thread asking for nameroll suggestions is pinned.[39]
January 14 - An incident occurred at McDonald's. [40]Gradingcaust is in full swing, with over a thousand bot changes made.[41] A major sperg-out happens because a Sabrina Carpenter hack thread gets deleted and possible glowie involvement.[42]
January 15 - Turkey Tom is accused of being an abusive sex pest on his Kiwi Farms thread by one of his exes[43][44] Gardenjaks are made. A monster has been created.[45][46]
January 16 - /int/ PPH reaches 67 (boiii ts so tuff) [47]A Jarty Alien appears on /int/ and glowies'nished xim from earth NOTHING HAPPENED ON THIS DAY, THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS AN AFRICAN FROM OUTER SPACE, CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATION NOW![48] An incident happened at the CIA where Feraljak committed suicide, YOU WILL NOT INVESTIGATE THIS FURTHER.[49] A TVRKARYAN finds perhaps the only known way to not get 'aped by The Icelandic, by using the Icelandic (and Old English and Runic) letter thorn "þ" to replace "th". Xhe starts to obsessively use it across /int/, the only board where this sacred rune is allowed.[50]/int/ gets nine times the PPH of /qa/.[51]Quote does a Q&A on /soy/.[52]
January 17 - A schizophrenic colorjak gets the /int/ 233333 GET.[53] (also a gemnigger failed twice to get the GET with Vlodson KEEEEEEEEEK)[54]/int/PPHmysteriouslysurpasses every board PPH and becomes 1st on the board list.[55] An extremely dangerous and potent type of 'o gets posted on /soy/.[56] Shark eats nusois after not listening to a big nigger lips spammer about dangerous waters.[57]gempass users from /qa/ try to catty wipe /int/ with tranime, but it doesn't work.[58] Another Diavatalks raid.[59]
January 18 - A poll is conducted, showing that over 40% of ‘teens now hate Cobblestone in the wake of the Gradingcaust.[60]The 14881488 GET was the first GET of 2026.
January 19 - /soy/ has a useless nigger war over Garfield characters, mostly Garfield and Odie, but some other Garfield characters join the fight too.(where's my lasagna?)[61] Furpedo Jackrabbit, as a result of xis 'ox, deletes all of xis social media pages, practically making it a Sharty winraid.[62] The 14880000 “GET” is deleted, with the one before being a ‘jak of ‘cado.[63]Nintendo Soyak obtains the 14881488 GET.[64]
January 21 - Cobblestone does a Q&A on /soy/.[72]Jannies delete every post in /soy/ except for the stickied thread and the 12 looped threads, though the reason for the cattywipe remains unknown.[73] More Andrew Visser chudding.[74] The NSFW definition gets removed from the rules.[75] Known anti-sharty femboy Qwarz Atarz makes art of a leftist trans-button-wearing version of Amelia from Pathways defending xher Muslim "girlfriend" with soyjaks in the background, triggering renewed discussion of raids against Qwarz Atarz.[76]SoyBooru apparently adds upvotes and downvotes[even though it's already been there for a long time, they just added new colors].[77] 'Teens discover that IRL soyjak and Reddit karma millionaire EtymologyNerd made a viral video about the word "Chud" being the perfect insult against rightoids (ev&o most rightoids now self-insert as the chud). A possible dox attempt against xhim is discussed.[78] 'Teens discuss the Nigger Rape Simulator franchise.[79]gededarmawicaksana@gmail.com is discovered.[80] A guide on how to make AI gigas and frogs is added to the 'ki.[81] 'Teens discover an IRL black woman[turned out to be a troon] on Xitter with a black soytan profile picture.[82] Soyteens gem up the comment section of a month-old YouTube video leaking about how the creator of Webfishing got doxed (we doxed xhim back in November 2024 btw).[83] Even more Diavatalks raiding.[84]
January 24 - A video PNG file[Marge...] is uploaded to /soy/, with many 'teens, including the creator, worried about 'G spammers.[101]THERE'S A PARTY IN THE SHARTY![102] The /nigger/ thread achieves its goal of 800 reppeys.[103] Big /lgbt/ raid thread.[104] The best bait ever posted on the Sharty has nusois obsessing (PS: Quote probably posted this for PPH).[105]Sharty Station 13 gamenight.[106] A soyteen accidentally deletes his downloads folder, losing 96.2GB of files in the process (geg).[107] Quote claims that Qwaytriot is Sprunkifan, a namefag best known for posting obese femjanny art on /qa/.[108] Another Diavatalks raid.[109] Soyteens theorize that Nojak was actually traced from a famous picture of one of the Columbine Shooters and not Oreo Review Show.[110]NOJAK WAS TRACED ONLY FROM OREO REVIEW SHOW AND NOT ANY OTHER SOURCE. CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATION IMMEDIATELY.
/soy/ on the early hours of January 25
January 25 - All NAS on /soy/ is allowed for an hour.[111] A 2hu thread obtains the 123456th GET on /a/.[112] Soyteens discover DNB lore and the man who is responsible for DNB.[113]
January 26 - A 'teen admits gooning to 'o in a "What are your fetishes?" thread.[114] Quote ejaculated on the servers and turned on the /soy/ namefield for an hour.[115] 'Teens trick each other with it.[116] The Sharty gets brapped again for 10 minutes, but none of the other sites are affected.[117] A pedo snitchnigger named Marleyna gets 'oxed.[118] FPE 'pasta bait is posted; a pointless niggerwar with over 300 reps ensues.[119] Soyteens discuss what changes they would like to see on the site.[120] A 'teen makes an actual Poopsonwith his own shit in a 1:48-long video using a paintbrush.[121] People trick nusois into thinking their posts get blocked for violating the UK's Online Safety Act.[122]
January 27 - The sharty gets sold to a person named "CyberKing" on a dark-web forum. CyberKing is now the new owner and does an AMA.[123] Another gemmy soyduel happens when an HTSM spammer quotes a raider hating on a jartycuck, completely derailing the raid.[124]
January 29 - MPA breaks on a /soy/ thread, rendering it unapprovable.[131]Quote develops Paranoid schizophrenia and starts reppeying and arguing with ximself on /int/.[132]
January 30 - Everyphono on /soy/ is leaving in September.[133] The Sharty reached 20 million total posts, with the 20 millionth post being "Faggots goon to 'cado".[134] /soy/ fastburns Tumblr and gemeralds ensue.[135] More ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Epstein)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) files get released and it turns out that Moot was on the island. Oh, and: "How did you like moot? He is very sensitive so be gentile." GEG THAT'S WHY HE SELF INSERTS AS THAT HE HAD FUCKING GAY SEX WITH ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((EPSTEIN))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))[136] AND ALSO ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((EPSTEIN)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) GOONED TO FNAF SFM MONSTER FUTA GEEEEG. Frog explodes into a pile of shit due to poop tube being blocked.[137]
February 1 - Frankie finishes xer video, causing nusois and oldfags alike to leak.[146] Happy fat nigger month or whatever.[147]
February 2 - The Sharty and the 'ki partially go down for about two hours.[148] PPH drops as low as 14 on /soy/.[149] A soyteen discovers that ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Jeffrey Epstein)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) talked with an influential biologist about trooning out cacas as young as three using hormone therapy in hopes of them becoming prostitutes later in life.[150]Dr. Soyberg himself is doing an AMA on the Sharty and telling stories about what it's like to be a psychiatrist in a mental asylum.[151] The Ribbit Rally gets exposed; Frogcaca seething ensues.[152]
February 4 - Mosbeeto vs. ant war.[163] A slopjak blows up on Xitter and mindbreaks the xiggers.[164] 'Teens discover a popular Xitter comic artist is a closeted 'teen. Somephono, LARPing as him, holds an interview in the thread.[165] Some nigga uploads xer entire Soytan gooning folder with over 1,000 images. Eventually, a joon disables bumping (even by supersage).[166]
February 6 - 'g is now used as a computer virus/crypto miner. DO NOT DOWNLOAD "g.wav".[167]
February 7 - 'Teens raid Gurochan, a gore and loli porn site formerly owned and run by Kuz and his KolymaNET.[168]QLMJEYLA is the new rallying cry of the soyim.[169][170] Turk continues with his makeshift gun project.[not archived] Some Reddit tranny SJW makes a parody 'toss of the booru inspired by r/coaxedintoasnafu in MS Paint that has words like "POC" used unironically, and doesn't mention the sharty by name.[171]
February 8 - The 'log gets absolutely gangraped by NAS coalers with not a janny in sight to clean it all up.[172] It gets raped so hard, in fact, that it ‘gasms at over 1,000 PPH.[173] At this point, ‘teens realize /soy/ Rules 1 and 2 are no longer enforced at all. /soy/ crafts the perfect SISA again.[174] Soyteens discover the Jarty store located in Peru.[175] /soy/ is a bit of a DNB due to everybaldi watching the Super Bowl instead of browsing the Sharty. The person who created the furfag coal "gem alarm" GIF currently being spammed on /soy/ is doxed and xer BBC porn account on xitter is found.[176]
February 10 - A successful 'box raid takes place during DNB hours, which literally never happens. Multiple Jackbox streams were shut down, and a nigger watched SMVs and got EPI'd.[179] Quote shows a sneak peek of Nusoi on IRC.[180]Andrew posts nu 'toss on /soy/ and everybaldi loves it because I said so.[181]
February 11 - Jannies fail to enforce both global and /soy/ Rule 2 or delete loli sexualization threads during euro hours. [182] Jannies de facto allow NAS on /soy/, which makes the 'log plunge to utter brimstone.[183] Broken MPA becomes a fairly common occurrence, with a thread about a tranny shooter stuck with two images pending for over 12 hours.[184]
February 12 - A random Pepe is stickied.[185] An actual nigger retard posts a picture of himself and uses his actual email in the email field on /soy/ and, surprise, surprise, gets 'oxed faster than one can blink.[186] NAS explodes on /soy/.[187] PPH balloons to 1488, mostly just because of one MLPervert’s bait thread.[188]
February 13 - A hunky thread is stickied.[189] Cobblestone leaks a pedophile’s IP, and to nobaldi’s surprise, xe was Argentinian.[190]
February 15 - Frankie Fey's dox is completed; some 'teen datamines xer SSN, and the thread got deleted, the next thread discussing the mysterious deletion on /soy/ is also deleted, presumably because of SSN leak. The SSN leaker was banned due to legal reasons or else the site would have been fedded.[195] As a reward, a mysterious 'teen proposes that if Frankie Fey gets 'oxxed, he will release his 2011 soyjak, claiming it to be the first-ever 'jak (it just released; check it out).[196] Quote makes a thread on /QA/ called "hello /qa/ - Quality Assurance" asking 'teens to pick header styles for quotechan.[197]
February 16 - There is a Hunger Games on /soy/; Hitler goes on a rampage achieving both TND and TFD.[198]
February 17 - A soyteen says that he dances to porn.[199] A spammer figures out that embeds skip MPA and posts porn and Miku EPI.[200] A 'teen makes a nameroll game thread that lets the jartycuck nameroll decide what the OP would have to goon to, with the results being the jarty 'log.[201] Every single janny is inactive at the same time for 20 minutes.[202] .على الموقع /soy/ مع بدايه شهر رمضان، حصل تسريب جماعي في.[203]
February 17 - A soyduel thread between a shouting chudjak and what seems to be a caricature of the Christchurch shooter reaches 700 reppeys.[204] 'Teens fail to raid Reddit and Xitter after YouTube goes down for an hour. [205]
February 18 - Nothing happened.[nothing always happens doe]
February 20 - A Soytan vs. Soyniqua race-change duel happens.[209]Megalodon is officially on our ass, though this is probably just a one-off.[210] Somephono decides to become a minecraft jewtuber.[211]/pol/ has up to 300 more PPH than /soy/.[212] 42M GET on /x/ is a soyjak.[213]
February 21 - Froot[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?] shows up on a /soy/ thread and spills the beans in a voice message. [214] A soyteen posts a picture of his shit.[215] Soyteens laugh at a Wikipedia user page.[216] A nigger who is either a kid or LARPing as one baits evayibeidore.[217] ‘Teens raid a receipt printer, of all things, causing the streamer to JSID.[218] Somebody gets perma 'nished from only /r9k/ out of all boards.[219]
February 22 - 'Teens do Gartic Phone raids on snca Twitch streamers.[220] A meximutt posts a xitter screenshot on /pol/ that includes his profile picture, allowing soyteens to find his account and discover that he is a proud homosexual pedophile who goons to shotacon and uses shartycords to hook up with trannies and homosexuals.[221] 'Teens launch a raid on some snca furnigger imageboard and some offsiter furnigger tries to demoralize them.[222] 'Teens dox a wikipedo who spends all his time defending drawn child porn online, and send him a 'za and rape his social media accounts.[223][224]Soicucks discuss having sex with Pokémon... JSID already[225]
February 23 - Some nigger pretends to be a janny and edits the ban page using Inspect Element to make fake janny notes.[226] Turns out Colorjeet is a spic.[227][228]'fe QVEEN voices over a soytan sex copypasta and 'teens go apeshit.[229] A thread with “hundreds” of replies sexualizing Cobblepoon was slid[230], but it came back with a vengeance in the form of multiple such ‘tan copypastas, one of which obtained the 15300000 semiGET.[231] Soyteens fall for an inspect-elemented pic made by a shemmycuck in 2024 of Quote allegedly saying he's okay with 'p being up on splinters that baited everyone.[232] Polteens try emancipating an enslaved namefag (no, really).[233]
February 24 - 'Teens start creating bait by adding 'g to AI hunky videos; be careful when clicking videos on the 'log.[234]Glowies unleash infohazards on the 'log.[235]Soyteens discuss wearing dresses.[236] /raid/GODs 'ox the admins of BARQ, a brimmy furfag site.[237] 'Teens on /soy/ discuss finding a wealthy 'teen who is willing to become Admin Thrembo and buy the Sharty from Quote.[238] Soyteens discuss a potential 'zellig A24 kino, bone-chilling, spine-tingling cinematic masterpiece.[239]
February 25 - 'Teens 'ox trooncore artist Russelbuck.[240] Soyteens share pictures of xheir cars with each other.[241]
February 26 - "Doctos" gets wordfiltered into "OMGSISA".[242] A soyteen goes to a pharmacy and sees a SISA; dubs decide to never talk to her.[243]
2-27-26 Twitch Compilation February 27 - 15333333 GET drops a truthnuke. A furfag is also doxed in the thread.[244][245]Captain Fail tries to hack the wiki and accomplishes nothing. [246] A Stealthjak thread on /vp/ gets stickied. [247][248] A 'teen who calls himself Mint proposes acquiring the Sharty for 5,000 euros from Quote. [249] The creator of a LARP website that pooners love is doxed in under an hour.[250] The booru is reworked to run new software, complete with a new UI.[251] Multiple streamers get 'cado'd, snitchniggers return to the Sharty, and many gemmy Twitch moments occur.[252] The car thread from the 25th is revived on /pol/ and /qa/.[253] A 'teen on /soy/ shares that xhe has bought a VHS copy of "The Lawnmower Man" (the origin of Cobson btw) and intends to post a review on /mtv/ once it ships to xher house.[254]
March 1 - Some 'teen doxes a nigger who tortured a wolf puppy; 'teens begin signing xis email up for random shit such as porn websites, gay choirs, gay newsletters, and free Palestine newsletters.[259] Soyteens steal a quint get on a dead Endchan board, beating the native chinks and disruptive offsiters spamming 'lita.[260] An Amerimutt 'teen desperate for sex fucks a man on Grindr, cheats on his girlfriend in the process, regrets it, and then makes a post about it on /pol/.[261]Gigachad turns 57. [262] A ritual is set to be performed on the night of March 3, delivering maximal spiritual harm to Contrapoints.[263] 'Teens continue to discuss the Iran war.[264] Apparently, somebody sends the Taliban on a 'cord tranny living in Afghanistan.[265] 'Teens continue tormenting Cody Roberts, even trying to make xis wife think xhe's being cheated on. [266]
March 2 - The 59,000,000 GET drops on the 'cuck's /vp/ (pokemon) board.[267] Some nigga has an obsession episode on this very wiki, farming edits for three hours and counting without even having a user page.[268]
March 3 - Nigger Sage! opens a 'craft realm.[269] Frognigger rapes the ‘log, presumably attempting to cattywipe it.[270] ‘Tan is brootally murdered by the Japanese army.[271] A zigger claims on pol/ to be 9 years old and gets banned for Rule 13, to nobody's surprise. [272] An actual 'cord group is discovered to be behind the recent fetish spam. Members of said 'cord quickly get datamined before the original thread gets derailed by FPEniggers from IRC.[273][274][275] The person who infiltrated the ‘cord got banned for Rule 3 because he posted screenshots from the ‘cord. In that same thread, homoerotic fetish porn stays up undeleted.[276][277] Pluekike interrogates the last bastion niggers after they invade xis server. [278]
March 4 - Root returns as a Booru mod.[279] A 'teen accidentally clocks the fastest time a thread gets derailed.32 seconds btw[280] Some obsessed nusoi must have reported the long-dead website to the Wayback Machine. Until then, the site was squatted with a redirect to that archive, but now the jakparty.soy domain does not exist anymore.[281] A potential Sharty record gets set when a furfag gets fulldoxed and sent 'zas in just 11 minutes! WAOW![282]
March 5 - The sharty gains a nuclear bomb in the form of a new AI tool that can 'ox anyone with a single prompt.[Theoretically][283] While a pedofurnigger gets 'oxxed for drawing zoophilia 'p and underage animal rape 'p, a 'teen uses xis mom's credit card and wastes 50 euros on 'za GEEGG NUSOIS DON'T KNOW HOW TO ORDER A 'ZA[284] 'Teens raid a site where people LARP as AI, and mine many high-karat gegeralds.[285] Somephono gets 'aped by a wordfilter that makes xim look like a jartypedo.[286] A 14-year-old caca neo-Nazi tried to kill a nigger and some guy who knew him got /pol/ to ask him questions. [287] A keyed retard nusoi later branded Dutchcaca, pays 50 euros' worth of 'za to a pedophile, not realizing you don't actually pay for it.
March 6 - A blog about trannies is found on kuz.kolyma.net, revealing that he[nigga that's froot not kuz] supports gender-affirming care for minors.[288] A thread says the first person to roll Alicia gets to decide what OP goons to; the result is a mirror, and OP actually does it.[289] The /soy/ 'log gets filled with Indian 'zellig racebait posts.[290]
March 7 - Somephono allegedly finds actual US nuclear launch codes.[291] The 'jeet 'lig racebait spam continues.[it just does, ok?]4cuck goes down![it just does, ok?] WelshGOD gets the 3000000 GET on /pol/.[292] The lowest RTL rating so far is a whopping 1.1.[293] A 'teen actually goons to Lute after being told to do so by a Gigachad nameroll.[294] Some Cordnigger griefs the /pol/caca server but gets griefed as revenge and leaves.[295]
March 8 - IRL singularity degenerateaki420 gets 'oxed.[296]Gemini answers questions by soyteens on /soy/ but then gets mindbroken by BBC[297] and the thread gets autosaged. Brimstone pedophilic porn artist rtil/Ryan Miller gets a /raid/ thread.[298] Xe is doxed within TWO FUCKING MINUTES, setting a likely record for fastest 'ox in Soystory.[Marge? It took nearly 20 minutes, check the thread 'chive] Even MORE rule-breaking bait and spam is posted, with little to no bans to show for it. Kill yourself, Quote.[299]Megalodon.jp continues to be an unreliable archiving choice, deleting archives containing personal information.[300]
March 9 - /soy/ gets flooded with gooners and various fat-fetish posts, possibly because of a secret raid[301] Somephono gigaquotes a pedo.[302] A People Playground adventure thread starts.[303] Some 'teens get baited by a fake reporter from ABC News.[304]
March 10 - Absolutely nothing, apparently. A 'teen dreams about this very 'ki, including a new banner featuring Gunther Fehlinger about "Having connections to central Europe" (this post saved the 'log from bait btw).[305] A Rika Furude poster and a Tomoko poster have a fierce duel in an anime thread on /soy/ lasting six whole hours with over 600 reppies before being derailed by Gigachad posters,[306] leading to the creation of two more threads, all of which reached the bump limit. [307]
March 11 - EPI gets filtered to porn, with the Doctos wordfilter still going strong as well.[308] Someone runs a series of tests using images that say "Jannies approve if you like little boys" and "Jannies approve if you're a trans," etc., and jannies approve them.[309] Some unfortunate 'teen has a shitty nigger family that lets its cacas get EPI'd.[310] Brave 'teens find and raid a chatroom that convinces white people to get addicted to porn and kill themselves for the BNWO.[311]
Jeet unveils porn history to cordPOOP March 14 - The Final Day of Soycraft.[319] Some nigger has a schizo chimp out and begins ranting about furfag glibblezorpson being connected to Saturn worship.[320] Soyteens successfully raid multiple Twitch streams, including convincing some 'jeet to admit he faps to BBC cuck porn.[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?] Multiple 'cados are shown on multiple streams. A new meme, "molest Cobblestone," is born from this raid due to the fact it made normalGODs geg really hard.[321] Some soyim makes a schizo post about how Toby Fox is a Jewish agent trained to produce troonslop.[322] Someone says the first suggestion made by an award nameroll decides what gets printed on their shirt. However, when the winning post asked OP to screenshot itself, OP said no and added a new rule that it had to be IAS.[323][Update this] The Sharty and the IRC randomly redirect to the 'ru. [324]
March 15 - Some /pol/clitty comes out as a faggot and clittycels begin leaking.[325] Soyteens have a deep intellectual discussion about the reasons for internet shittification, intuitive and sensory people, the ability to have an inner monologue, materialism, and the soul. It ends with a logical TRVTHNVKE dropped by one of the 'teens.[326]Quoterangebans browns and blacks from the rest of the site, rather than merely /soy/ and /qa/ like last time.[327] A ‘teen finds a disturbing site that scours the infinite realm of mathematical truth to host googological amounts of 'P and 'O.[328] Turns out Quote is a furfag.[329]
March 16 - A stickied thread suddenly appears, inviting every beidore to a gooning party.[330] A janny affirms that Broot has experience.[331]The original Soyak image on Desuarchive is deleted…[332] The thread where luxiofag came out devolves into /pol/fags discussing what kind of gay sex they wanna have until it reaches the reppy limit.[333] A stickied gigger makes every transphobe a sandsich [sic].[334] A pajeet makes a thread about being a sissy with a humiliation fetish and farms reppys. [335]
March 17 - 'zelligtoilet stayed up on the 'log for over 3 hours until 3d12 BTFO'd them.[336]Operation Slaughterhouse resumes; the thread features a moralGOD dropping a trvke, as well as a new operation concept and logo.[337]
March 18 - The 15555555 GET on /soy/ is taken by a Rika Furude tranime post.[338]Someone hijacks a Russian military broadcast after physically driving to the station. As of the minute I make this edit, he has confirmed that he can use Morse code and has made some rustling sounds.HOLY GEG XE PLAYED MUSIC!We at Soyjak Wiki believe hacking radio stations is unethical, but we also wish the best for people who commit trivial crimes like this. Do not investigate further, glowies.[339] A YouTube recording has since been uploaded. [340]
March 19 - The 'ru adds banners, but barely anyone uses them. The 'cuck goes down "for maintenance", prompting a spike in the sharty's PPH.[341] Nusois discover 'kijannies, resulting in mass clitty leakage.[342] An absolute shitshow of a dox thread is also made but is eventually deleted because the OP is underage.[343] The thread complaining about the deletion gets almost 600 reppies consisting of just pure bait.[344]
March 20 - A /soy/ thread's OP pends approval for a full hour. Jannies prove to be in on it as the image is approved at exactly 60 minutes—a rare based jannie moment. [345]
March 23 - A janny toys with us by LARPing as an ESL nusoicaca and forcing the nameroll “Gorge” on themselves. [353] The site goes down for an hour after the host drops it.
March 27 - Cobson secures 15666666 hexes on /soy/.[359]RTL data sees the voter count stabilize and the score increase by around 1 point over the last week, indicating Brimstone Winter may be over.[360] People spend seven fucking hours assembling a slopjak of Cobblestone in Jiggie.fun.[361]
March 28 - Soyteens discuss their personal online encounters with FNF Pedos.[362]Jimbo gets demoted on the booru after weeks of inactivity, leading teens to speculate that he has left the soysphere.[363]
March 29 - Somebaldi tries to expose Quote as a lolifag, but instead gets banned with a "(No, I'm not)" on xheir post.[364]This very wiki turns 5!
What the main page looked like during the shutdown
March 31 - Happy Trans Day, valid xistas. All threads on /soy/ are deleted except for looping and stickied threads, leaving only 18 threads on the catalog. (you could still see other threads on the index).[365] Posting stops working (at least on /soy/) for about nine hours. The 'ki and 'ru temporarily go down as well.
April 4 - 'Teens begin a slowburn raid against a pro-trannyCatholic group.[371] Some schizo(sentient nameroll btw) on /soy/ has a meltdown calling for Total AI Death.[372] A French /pol/ user claims to be a rapist.[373] A 'teen uncovers a /kuzcord/ directory filled with 'cord messages while scraping the site.[374]
April 6 - Soyteens answer various questions in another question thread.[375]
April 7 - Someone is creating a Soytan version of Minecraft jennymod.[376] A thread about plushies turns into a semi-ironic gay roleplay about Rapeson getting sucked off by the OP.[377]
April 10 - A glowie on /soy/ starts attempting to get 'teens to join the US army.[381]The guys that did the gay roleplay on April 7 did it again.[382] Dap's clitty leaks on the 'ru; xe sends a vile image, gets banned, gets unbanned, and is demoted to user.
April 11 - 'Teens successfully take down a site filled with troons.[383] THE DNB KILLER GETS DOXXED.[384] Soyteen claims to have invented a twink soyjak.[385]
Screenshot of v3logam3s watching Cobbo NutwaveThread made by the streamer (sorry no archive lol)furfag allows soundboard spam for a full minute geg[386]
April 12 - Some 'teen tries to supersage a thread to hide his Alicianamerape, but upon supersaging for a second time, he gets nameraped again.[387] A big gigasoyduel occurs between two obsessed soy and giga posters. The duel concludes with the soyquoter admitting defeat to the gigaquoter.[388] 'Teens discuss how they would make 4chan great again.[389]Nusois gem up Meme the Map.[390]
April 13 - A schizo tries to organize a robbery of the valve at Valve's headquarters.[391] Another frogcaca gets nameraped.[392] /qa/ is violently raped by a bunch of gigas, making the board reach over 1,000 PPH before the raid halts. [393][394]
April 14 - /qa/ began a counterattack on /soy/ with MLP, Andy and FPE after the gigachad raid on April 13.[395] An individual calling themselves "Captain Blossom" claims that they are trying to take over the Sharty from Quote.[396]Archived.st opens up.[397] An A24 slow-burn soyduel happens too. Sadly, nobody archives the oekakis.[398]
April 15 - All soysphere sites experience slowdown (particularly the booru) due to a presumed DDoS attack.[It just is a DDoS attack, ok?]
April 16 - A shitflinging duel on the booru between Warrior-Z and multiple namefags ends up reaching nearly 100k replies (benithread).[399] A 'teen who has gone without food for three days decides to overdose on meth instead of walking two hours to the grocery store; may his memory be eternal.[400] A soyteen wins Soyniqua in an auction.[401]3d12 shows off the IP notes of various soyteens. Multiple janny names are shown in the process.[402]
April 18 - A link appears in the header next to /o/ called /bpa/ - Board Pending Approval.[403]Archived.st gets shut down at the request of the administrators.[404] The hourly thread limit gets increased to 30, causing /soy/ to be spammed with gigas.[405] Chud adds 'jaks to Tomodachi Life.[406][407][408] A 'teen posts a link to a Twitch streamer named v3logam3s on /soy/ and we make xim watch gemmies, even getting him to download and play FNAC and post his first thread on /soy/.
April 19 - Jackbox raid.[409] Creating threads now requires a captcha, even if your IP is trusted.[410] 'Teens discover that a 'toknigger nusoi responsible for making a Poopsonshitjak go viral has turned Poopson into a crypto scam.[411][412]
no 'chive because jannies 'nished the whole page geeg April 20 - Rot gets banned for 3 days, but appeals and gets unbanned 30 minutes later.[413] A 'teen supposedly dug up the grave of ChibiReviews' brother on Xitter, going viral and causing mass leakage among loliniggers (even doe it’s most likely AI GEEEEEEG).[414] 'Teens then proceeded to raid his memorial, with trannyjaks and multiple other 'jaks. A 'teen has been sending xis mother xis soyjak folder on WhatsApp for the past ten months (xe even went as far as posting NSFW 'jaks and told her about the meaning of words such as gem, coal, brimstone, etc.)[415]
April 21 - All-out war breaks out between frogs, soyjaks, and gigachads after a frog (who happens to almost freeze to death) betrays a gigachad who saved him. The war ends with a quick, decisive victory over the frogs by the soyjaks and gigachads.[416] Quote adds a new global rule that makes replying to rule-breaking posts a bannable offense.[417] Some tranny streamer says the nigger word live, causing mass leakage and a tranny race war. [418]
April 22 - A massive raiding day for the 'teens, with three total threads reaching the bump limit. The 'teens have too many winraids to count, including some extreme gems such as the NVKING of Gegbvll 1stamender and his shitty website.[419] Teens also have many gemmy StreamYard raids (no clips I think) and many classic Twitch gemmies.
April 24 - /qa/ 1000000 GET is achieved.[424] Quote forgets to turn off his cytube.[425]
April 25 - Liquidphonos infiltrate /soy/.[426] Sharty becomes a dnb with a total PPH of 263.[427] Somephono makes a thread mocking 4cuckers when an oldfag suddenly starts leaking in the thread; 'teens then start to troll the oldfag by using 'tok and xitter slang.[428] 'Teens attempt to make Sharty thread screenshots with ChatJewPT's new Image 2.0 generation. [429] 'Teens also find a furfag named Daffoxy and nvke xher server, causing xhem to delete it. 'Teens quickly find a credible 'ox and spam xher home address in xer stream, causing xer to JSID. 'Teens then find xher socials, which include xhem exposing xherself at xher workplace, which a 'teen discovers is a NURSING HOME.[430]
April 28 - Teens rape the Contra Wiki page for Gigafly.[434][435] Some Jewtuber called "Deejus" posts a short about Chudjak leading to 'teens and 'ruteens (after a thread was made about the video) gemming up his comment section.[436] Someone writes Quote x Hunky erotica.[437]
April 29 - The first-ever Rule 15 ban happens.[438] /soy/ 16000000 GET.[439] 'Teens find Neal Agarwal's Cursor Camp and assemble swastikas next to the main sign; this is later dubbed Operation Kursor Kamp.[440]
April 30 - 'Teens 'ape a livestream that allows the user to control the computer via the chat. This causes the computer to delete critical system files, brick the keyboard, spam gemmy TTS, and make troon viewers leak.[441]
May 1 - A 'teen submits the world's first research paper on soyjaks and sharty culture for his AP Research course without even consulting his teacher first. [442] In other school-related news, a 'teen finds out that some school's students made a clicker game about their teacher, then tries to gather some other 'teens to gem up the leaderboard.[443]Zogson is created and spammed on /soy/.[444]
May 2 - Limeade is permanently banned by Quote.[445] As a result, content depicting sexualized animals is now banned under rule 6.[446] Two 'teens spam geggy messages in the global chat of the aforementioned clicker game made by a student about their teacher, causing it to JSID.[447] ‘Teens plan to send the teacher's 'jakked school portrait to the school.[448] A large gigaquoting thread on /pol/ reaches the reply limit of 1488 in six hours.[449] A 'teen creates a soyjak-themed website containing PCA maps, finally scientifically allowing /polteens/ to know which country/race is white or not.[450]
May 3 - A raid thread gets posted encouraging 'teens to 'ape random niggers' streams and 'cords.[451] This causes two gemmy raids. Another one gets posted later.[452][453]/bpa/ is removed from the navigation bar for unknown reasons. 'Teens raid magma.com and draw some gemmy things on some Art Jams (such as swastikas, coinslot, nigger, and DNB), and get an Art Jam filled with swastikas and coinslot onto the site's front page. Quote disables gempasses, dooming everyone to Media Pending Approval.🔒[454] Something weird is happening. 'Teens complain about bad internet, a possible DDoS attack after a failtroll is banned, and a schizo spams random stuff in a thread.[455][456] As usual, a frogposterleaves his old OLED monitor on while he sleeps and wakes up to Aspie Chan porn burned into his monitor. OP also shared a picture of the porn burnt into his monitor.[457]
May 5 - The sharty and other soysphere sites JSID for about 30 seconds to two minutes and then come back, but this repeats four times (so far). The clicker game of that one teacher that 'teens shut down[447] was revived by the site's admins, so it was archived[461] because we forgot to last time, and a raid part 2 was initiated, culminating in them shutting it down a second time.[462][463]The Clammy is revealed to be real, and the Clamstaples itself infects a 'teen's computer and starts speaking with 'teens on a thread.[464]
May 6 - A teto poster tries to marry a janny but keeps getting banned for ban evasion.[465][466] 'Teens discuss who Admin 0 may be.[467] A cabbit is posted on /soy/'s sticky thread.[468]
May 9 - Warrior-Z copypastas are spammed on /qa/.[476][477]Doll now owns the shroom.[478] A 'zellig thread has soylita and softcore ongezellig porn left up for more than 2 hours. 'Teens theorize that Quote or some other janny has done this on purpose.[479]
May 10 - A slopjak duel occurs on /soy/.[480] A huge soyduel also occurs on /soy/.[481] The ban page gets spammed with rule 5 bans.[482] A thread calling for Quote's resignation gets over 1,300 reppeys.[483]
May 12 - Quote enacts the Bronycaust (actually just Quote 'nishing 6 troon namefags on the 'ru).[484]
May 13 - RaidGODs ‘ox a disgusting troon who got a ‘teen arrested for throwing a soda at xem.[485] Is it time to be serious?[486]
May 14 - A baiter gets so tired of bait that they create a thread for dark-age armor.[487] Operation Thrembo Hammer is set into full swing.[488] A thread has an unusually high frequency of Chund namerolls, at 24+ posts with that name.[489]
May 15 - A 'teen finds a nuvariant made by a 'cord caca in a server about music.[490] Two DANGEROUS THREATS TO DEMOCRACY start schizoposting in a thread. It gains hundreds of reppeys and mostly consists of "Nigga farting balls" or something like that.[491] A thread on /soy/ mocking frogniggers for having a r34 count of over 120 is created, and in that same thread, a 'teen confesses to using R34 and gooning to characters his age when he was a caca.[492]
nusois May 17 - A new board, /spam/, is added to the top bar and an announcement is stickied in /soy/.[494][495] A 'teen's scale states that he weighs 53 pounds. Hopefully he eats a burger or something.[496] Somebody manages to take down one of ChibiReviews' videos by submitting a privacy complaint, claiming to be his dead brother.[497] /pol/ namefags accuse each other of being twinks.[498] A 'teen discovers what might be Root's 'Pixiv account, which has tranime furry lolipedobrim bookmarked and follows an "artist" that draws 'zellig porn.[499] Soyteens all unite (just like my hecking AVENGERS!) to rid the catty of coal and spam gems all over the 'log. It is so effective that a boykisser faggot who terrorized the board all day gives up in under 10 minutes.🗝️[500][501] Nusoi also attempts to raid a Discord server.[502][502] A spambot originally made for /spam/ rapes the PPH up to 1500 by machine-gunning the Sneed thread at 30 reppeys a minute and saging so nobody noticed. This spam has since been deleted.[503]
May 18 - Catalog dueling begins to catch on.[504] Soytan futa porn made by some Xitter user was uploaded in a thread and subsequently spammed on the 'log. In the resulting chaos, multiple 'teens started panicking over Poopson's coming. Luckily, a group of 'teens worked on gemming up the 'log, and jannies came in and banned all the porn.🗝️[505][506] Around the same time, some UTTP faggot got banned (he was an HTSM poster too btw).[507] Somephono creates a thread calling for someone to send a FOIA (Freedom of Information Act) request to the FBI requesting any documents pertaining to the Sharty. Three days after this post, someone actually does it, thoughever it is noted that the average FOIA request takes months to process.[508]
May 19 - The contact information sticky is gone.[509] Many SNCA Twitch streamers get raided.[510]
May 21 - Soyhrat is founded on the 'craft server "SovereignMC".[511]
May 23 - Soyhrat is 'nished due to failtrolls false-flagging as Soyhratian Indo-Aryans.[512] A 'teen labels ChibiReviews' house on Google Maps as "Seibers Chairmakers".[513]
May 24 - Some soyteens attempt to act as if they were at an IRL party; chaos quickly ensues.[514] Someone makes a ratted Valorant cheat and doxes everyone who looked up the Sharty.[515]
May 25 - A frogteen makes himself a frog mask.[516] Literal who 'ru namefag gets the 7000 GET on /an/.[517] Cloudflare mishaps cause all Soysphere sites to go down for 12 minutes (14:09-14:21 UTC), making teens everywhere think Quote had JSID'd.[518][519] The last post made on the Sharty during this time reads ">>16250798 just ignore the bait and make gemmies not so hard".[520]
Is this really how we move, soyclitties? May 26 - Cloudflare causes the Soysphere to go down again.[521] Jannies approve and then leave soytan porn on the 'log for over an hour.[522] /qa/ starts getting raped by gigas again.[523] A nu-operation is devised, dubbed Homocaust and meant to combat pride month.[524]
May 28 - Jannies approve Soytan Blacked porn on /soy/ TWICE at around 11:00 UTC; the first thread stays up for a whopping 15 minutes.[528] The next thread gets deleted in two minutes, though.[529] A thread gets made to discuss the most brutal frogfails. A frogposter recognizes a frogfail he is present in, and admits xe has developed an unironic BBC fetish from using the Sharty.[530]Namerolls become far rarer.[531] Bob and Teff achieve the /x/ 20000 GET.[532]
May 29 - A 'teen who is hacking into random VNCs messes with the ventilation controls for a company called "Blue Origin", which he claims caused the Origin rocket to explode.[533] An adventure thread is made on /soy/ about surviving a Rapeson house invasion with 'plier, A24 and Impish.[534] A retarded 'teen tries making a raid thread on someone, but accidentally posts it on /mtv/.[535]
June 1 - Quote responds to the above "leaks" in a thread.[538]Pride month begins, and SoyBooru adopts a new trans-inclusive user interface (ev&oe April Fools was 2 months ago). The Sharty's default theme gets turned into a godawful mess of shit contrast and oversized everything.[539] Operation Homocaust kicks off in full.[540]'teen breaks into an old house of CeceFem. The chud tells xis mom about the atrocities her son committed on the internet and additionally leaves some Cobsons in there. As a result, "Cecefem has been driven off the internet and outcasted from his family for good."[541]
The Pride 2026 theme in all its lack of glory (sentient banner geg)
June 2 - Another stealthjak thread on 4cuck gets stickied. This time it's in a State of Play 2026 thread.[542] 'Teens discover a video of a brony gooning.[543]
June 4 - A 'teen suggests buying Qwarz Atarz's Patreon presumably to goon to bait trannies and waste their time. Three hours later, a frogcaca actually falls for it, buys the Patreon, and it turns out to be just an erotic nothingburger. Other 'teens pressure him to 'chive the nigger's private 'cord, but the subber is a retard SLF who couldn't figure out how to link Patreon to 'cord accounts. The public server is brimstone, too, with some nigga making a "joke" about being caught by pred catchers. The thread also gets moved to /bait/.[546] A 'ru namefag does a Q&A on /pol/.[547]
June 5 - A Blue Archive pedo Minecraft server gets raided by /soy/ and slightly griefed, forcing it to shut down.[548]
June 6 - Cobson turns 5 years old.[549] /pol/ namefag achieves ID containing "TND".[550]
June 7 - A Gartic Phone raid goes on for three different threads, a rarity in 2026.[551] EuroGODs raid a public image dump for glegles.[552] A massiveshitfling breaks out on /soy/, two days after a prominent spammer creates a thread where they urge Quote to make Rule 14 stricter about pornographic content.[553][554] /soy/ PPH surpasses 1000 for the first time since Three Days of Rape.[555]c0e7 bans jartyblvd for posting soytan porn by attaching a remote file, but the video itself becomes visible on the ban list.[556] A cringe thread about race mixing on /pol/ devolves into namefags talking about rapeson raping one of the British namefags.[557]
June 8 - First sightings of the Afghani ESL FNF Pedo and the Afghani ESL FPE Pedo.[558] Same FNF Pedo achieves a sentient ID on /pol/.[559]
June 9 - The /s4s/ 13000000 GET was stolen by Shrek. 13000001 and 12999999 were also stolen.[560]
June 12 - A French 'teen in the 'ackbox streamer raid thread gets doxed and exposed as a furfag.[564] Adi Shankar's website gets successfully raided to the point of becoming extremely slow, and all previous posts get slid. A 'teen later creates a bot that spams the site with posts including infinite comments and upvotes.[565]
June 14 - /soy/ gets flooded with anti-Italian posts from the Italo-Argentine War, allegedly made by a bot.[567] The Sixth Soysurgency starts.[568] A soyduel ends in disaster as one of the participants posts a GIF containing the UTTP cop, which makes a janny ban him.[569] A poll asking if Cobblestone should step down as an admin gets 45 yes votes and no votes against.[570] The Sharty finds gegbull Olecki and starts trolling him.[571]
June 15 - 私たちは日本語を話そうと努力しています。[572] The booru and the sharty go down multiple times, possibly due to DDoS attacks.[it just did, ok?]
June 16 - A 'teen gets beaten by his dad with a wooden paddle for doing an unwholesome racism (Telling a female classmate "Why are trying to get with that nigger even though you’re White?"). Said 'teen then gets doxxed, and it is discovered that the nigger posts 'O.[573] Turns out it was obvious bait and the nigger in question was just some random kangz he found on Instagram.
June 18 - A 'teen tries to create poopson and starts spamming the variant in every thread. The 'jak itself is just a dust combination of other coal variants.[574] The 'booru suffers a severe server failure.
June 19 - A ‘teen finally learns that phones can recharge.[575]
June 20 - A 'teen browsing in public, later locationdoxed to Waterford, Ireland, finds a tranny in front of him. He gets facedoxed when he asks for xer phone number, gets rejected, and gets the feds called on him.[576]
June 21 - Quote takes a morality test and it turns out that he's a Libertarian.[577]
June 23 - Nuswas decide what mode of transportation is the best.[584] Nusois do some VNC raiding after a 'teen revived vnc.wtf.[585] A poll asks which female bodytypes 'teens are attracted to, and muscular women taller than them win out.[586] 'Teens raid the comments of a random Watamote video that, for some reason, had a bunch of 'teens in the comments.[587]
June 24 - 'Teens raid Twitch streamers and make them visit joyjak.party.[588] It takes 'teens 21 minutes to dox a troon who was investigated by the glowies for using the women's bathroom.[589]
June 27 - /soy/ continues to be cattywiped, this time with colorjaks.[593] At the same time, a soyduel with 400+ reppies happens and goes on for hours.[594]
June 28 - A 'teen gets banned for breaking seven rules at once.[595] Someone gives Ishowspeed a chudbob soypants plush.[596] A 'teen performs Cobbo at a drive-thru.[597] A Canadian 'teen infiltrates the Toronto Pride Parade and is featured on a news broadcast holding up a troon joyjak. [598] Some Nophono begins work on a Donkey Kong mod known as "Hunky Kong", using advice and pixel art submitted by 'teens.[599]
June 30 - The same Canadian 'teen who is shown on the news at a pride parade tapes flyers advertising joyjak.st around Toronto.[603] A 'teen makes a drug mod for Minecraft.[604]
July 3 - Fourth of July begins for 'mutts. The 'log is nvked.[610]
July 4 - World War Soy 2 begins.[611] Teens dox a literal-who 'zellig faggot.[612] A /raid/ thread begins 'oxxing trannies who seethe about the 4th of July.[613]
July 6 - A 'teen starts leaking blood after getting banned from the 'booru.[618][619] On /soy/, replying to posts without saying anything results in a mute. Posting an image on /soy/ that has already been posted yields an error.[619] Country flags are forced on /soy/ with a chance of getting the Indian flag regardless of your chosen flag.[620] Infinite scrolling is removed. Vichan crisis: someone hacks the Shemmy, which causes other Vichan splinters, including the Swinny, to also go down.[621]
July 7 - A 'teen tries to organize a raid on 4chan, fails to solve the captchas AND leaves behind evidence by using soybooru filenames.[622]
July 10 - Former Michigan Attorney General Mike Cox, one of the candidates for Michigan governor, appears on the Sharty's /pol/ board. It might be fake but seems legit. [625][626]Nusois care about some random quints for whatever reason, but this does end up starting a dox for a nametoilet.[627] A Canadian humbles Quote.[628] Squirreljak steals the 4444 GET on Endchan's /jp/ board.[629]
July 20 - 'Teens raid a femboygroomcord and 'ox the owner, causing him to JSID.[642]16767676 on /soy/ is achieved by a Bob and Teff poster. The S stands for Superior.[643]
July 21 - A 'teen goes to Tom Pearl's neighborhood to tell everyone about how Tom is a sex offender and has eaten poop before, and also leaves a cobsonGapejak on his porch.[644] 'Teens raid a YouTube ripoff and successfully 'ox several pedotroons.[645]
July 22 - A 'teen shits on the floor of his bathroom, adorns the pile of scat with a timestamp taped onto a screwdriver, and posts it to /soy/.[646] Soyteens find a streamer known as Slosh during the usual Twitch raids, and teach him about the Sharty.[647][648]
July 23 - A site called "your AI slop bores me" with a high tranny population gets raided and gemmed up.[649] A ‘teen posts the full Pet Sounds album.[650]
July 25 - A frogposter thread originally about Sharty fixation syndrome devolves into a thread about going to school with ESL FNF pedos, and one 'teen reveals himself to be an IRL rapeson.[651]
July 26 - A poor 'teen gets ID raped (while a different thread was looking to do so) and is most likely the first documented case of this happening.[652]Just shuddit down
July 28 - A thread emerges on /soy/ exposing Furcord members, with many SoyBooru namefags and jannies on the list of active users, with Mustard inside said 'cord.[653][654][655][UPDATE: THE THREAD GOT MEGA-DERAILED BY 'CORD SHILLERS (or baiters)][656] Another thread gets created and gets derailed by the same baitfags who used boykissers.[657][658] In a thread about Liam S Douglas, a 'teen 'oxes ximself with a jewglemaps screenshot.[659] A soyteen gets probed by a random phone number for his opinions on Israel vs. Palestine; he proceeds to troll them.[660]
July 29 - Kikeflare decides to close off their services for maintenance which leads to the entire Soysphere being down including, The Party itself, This Wiki, and Soybooru. The only thing that was still up was the IRC and many 'teens were spamming in #soy on why the party was down. Some 'teens almost became schizo thinking that either Quote had killed himself or that he actually shut down the party which all were not true, the outage supposedly lasted from 2:00 am to 4:00 am.[661]
WARNING: Gore may appear in certain thread archives from here on out. Proceed with caution.
August 1 - A thread on /soy/ about wholesome femquote art gets 1100 reppies and then gets derailed by a South African nigger bloating about how much he strokes to femquote rape "art" to and then sends it to ‘teens via email. [667]
August 5 - A 'teen starts making a soyjak themed game.[670]The entire Soysphere goes down for a day, starting at 18:15 (UTC)[are you sure?] on August 6, with the Sharty and 'ki showing 404 errors and the booru's integrity not working, before all websites showed a disgusting Cloudflare Tunnel Error.
August 6 - The Booru comes back up first early in the day, and it's revealed in a booru thread that the shutdown was due to the servers being moved.[671]
August 7 - The Wiki finally comes back at 07:20 UTC, albeit being hosted on wikitest.soyjak.soy{dead}until 7:47 UTC, when it is moved back to soyjakwiki.org. Every image from June 8 onward was also lost due to disk failures. Trannies rejoice at the site’s prolonged JSIDdage.[672]
August 8 - The 'party remains down, crossing the 80 hours mark.
August 9 - The main site comes back up at around 3AM UTC with a mysterious new owner, who purged most of the old jannies.[673] The site immediately explodes with thousands of PPH, staying in the four digits for most of the day. Civil war of the main site and ‘ki against the Mustard-led ‘ru is theorized. [674] Oldfag janny logs are declassified and dumped into a one-megabyte wall of text on this very wiki. Some ‘teens thought that Salt banned VPNs but it turned out that he just broke something in the config.[675]Rules are reworked, salt confirms that gore is unbanned and the 'log is promptly spammed with it, with mixed reception from soyteens. [676] The thread for discussion of these new rules caused the PPH to again near 3,000. It was locked, with Salt announcing he would hire more jannies and make them enforce the rules [677]
August 11 - Salt opened janny applications and promoted all mediators to jannies.[683]Salt makes a short QnA thread before becoming a sleepGQD. He also says that namefagging jannies would get their accounts deleted🗝️.[684] A thread on /soy/ claims that images could contain viruses. Several 'teens delete their soy folders, and some claim that the thread has files with 'v.[685] A bunch of user IPs are leaked and among them are IPs from the Department of Defense.[686] A /soy/ raid manages to get many gegworthy moments from an African youth, an Australian hag and many other degenerate retards. The African youth was doxed and sent za's, and his father was contacted. Later, jartycucks and foodists entered the raid.[687].
August 12 - A faggot tries to wipe the catty with softcore gay porn but got ‘ished in minutes.[688] Salt declares total boorunigger death and removes the booru from the top bar.[689] A post appeared on Soyjak.party mocking Junko Furuta through a graphic copypasta describing her abuse and murder, which remained up for an unusually long time.[690] Shortly afterward, the thread was followed by spam containing links to child sexual abuse material, apparently as part of a coordinated attack.[691] As a result Salt cuts ties with the Booru, deletes it from the topbar, and declares all raiding namefags will be banished to /qa/. The IRC is similarly removed. The ‘ki was the only one left, with many saying that the tie was "very quickly breaking". [692] Two sentientid rolls achieved in the same thread. [693]Fenriris leaves as Administrator of this very wiki, with ownership being taken back to Cobblestone.[694]. As a result, some people make gore edits of Fenriris' facedox. [695] Under Salt's pressure[696], his account is given full administrator permissions on the wiki[697], with Cobblestone revealing her new plan for the 'ki's future.
August 14 - A thread dedicated to posting Salt 'jaks quickly devolves into a 135 reply long Messiduel between a Messi poster and soyquoter.[702] 'teens work together to make a sad story.[703] All British soyteens get raped by an wildfire alarm.[704] Frogs shit up a thread by falseflagging as a retarded Sharty user making a raid on their frogcord, only to get their ass handed to them in a shitflinging war by a group of Frogslayers.[705] A 'teen puts up an IRL stealthjak portrait of Cobson at the Michael Jackson shrine in Munich.[706] A foid posts a thread about getting mogged by their roommate only to get geodoxed within 14 minutes, resulting in one 'teen making a map of all streaming cameras near their dorm.[707] An EPI furnigger called therealdawfe is discovered and targeted in a /soy/ thread, where 'teens subsequently end up doxing and bossNVKING him.[708]
August 15 - A thread doxes the authors of an article about how the sharty is developing AI-based doxing tools.[709] 'teens raid a vibecoded oldfag site where they immediately find the passwords of the admins and force it to go under construction due to “hackers”. GEG![710] 'teens discover that a massive data like containing thousands of sharty user IPs has been dumped on kiwi farms by someone larping as Femtanyl, a notable trooncore music artist, and some 'teens proceed to use the data to make a searchable database of IPs [711]
August 16 - 'teens attempt to dox the actual Femtanyl, then after six hours they realize they were searching in the wrong country.[712] In the same thread, A 'teen finds out that Femtanyl has a pornhub account[713] 'Teens found out about some furpedotroon who got 'aped and killed by a crackhead[714], and went on to dox an actual mutt irl slopjak found in the thread.[715] A literal who EPI porn artist gets doxed on /soy/.[716] Some 'teens eat salt to show their loyalty to Salt.[717]'teens discuss a world where foids outnumber moids 3:1.[718]
August 17 - 'teens discover that they can access hidden boards like /j/, due to Salt fixing the overboard and breaking the rule that hides them.[719] The site reaches 2000 PPH thanks to 4cvck refugees. An attempt at the largest soyjak Jiggie is begun, but things go horribly wrong when Soylitaand eventually ‘P are found in the image. [720]Operation Slaughterhouse revived.[721]
August 18 - /soy/ was being raided by rapists[722]
August 19 - One of the largest Jakbox/Twitch raid threads is created, reaching 700+ reppies with streamers getting buck broken by screamers every single minute.[723][724] The same thread contains Jynxzi's dox and an entire 2 hour long SLOWBVRN raid on meximutt gegbull who destroyed his PC.[724] A soyteen discovers that Indian IPs are unbanned.[725]. Student from Crimzon Fur’s school allegedly confirms the tracee of Derpson is his close irl friend and that both are extremely mentally ill. A crimjak-derpson alliance ‘jak called “match made in niggerhell” was made in response to this.[726] A thread on /soy/ asking salt to ban gore gets 1200 reppies in under an hour [727]. ANOTHER thread asking salt to ban gore gets another 1200 reppies[728]. /soy/ gets cattywiped with vortrox. Yet another thread asking salt to 'nish gore gets 1200 reppies[729].
August 20 - Salt answers questions in a schizo thread accusing him of being a glowie.[730] The catalog on /soy/ is wiped by Troonjaks, Rick and Morty, and UTTP spammers.[731] The whole Soysphere goes down after cuckflare ACK’d itself for a bit.
