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We nusois ah le good and le based fuggen jerdee

"yup its all offsiter PEDOPHILE instagram i mean telegram and discord and splinter USERS. fucking posting this shit. FUCKING all FPE posters need to get SHOT and shieet. duded"

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Dis tahpic is abahh, o haz connecsionns tu DA FUGGEN JERDEEEEEE

Don't goon to anything you see. False flag every revision in the page's history to become French Polynesia's nigger of the year.


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 Hunky Twink Sex Machine is a forced meme? i need a spanking
> fuggen jerdee <
> I need a spanking <
> dats aryan shemmycuck <
> ITS DA COOOOOOOORD!!! <
> ban giggers <
> ban frogs <
> ban soytan <
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nusoicacas...
Hunky Twink Sex Machine is coal. fuggen jerdee
This page, ironically, is a gem fuggen jerdee.
Hunky Twink Sex Machine smells like bait fuggen jerdee
Hunky Twink Sex Machine fuggen jerdee

Alicia subvariant fuggen jerdee
OriginUnknown (probably from da fuggen jerdee)
Oldest post/soy/ (jakparty.soy), 27 of October 2023[1]
SoyBooru posts 376 as of monday, June 16, 2025 fuggen jerdee
Based onAlicia fuggen jerdee
fuggen jerdee

Hahnky Twahnk Sex Mahchane, also known as HTSM or Sheneequa 2.0 iz uh soyjak subvariant that be used tuh criticize nusois and soycucks in general n shieet. fuggen jerdee. da oldest record of xhim is on da FUGGEN JERDEE in 27 of october of 2023, ain a fuggen epi thrrad where a jerdeecuck fantasizes abou being aped by ma bbc. mothafuggen jerdee. xhe be derived from a blank variant of Alicia and be depictin a nigga blushin, wearin Nate’s clothes and alzo wearin a wig of Nate’s blonde hair. oh mah gawd izza fuggen jerdee. xhe can be considahed a slahpjak due to xhis appearance and usahge. i need a spanking.

Xhe be appearin in da heckin arrowposts n quotin tuh depict da nusois as bein brown, fat, and neva sayin nothin ‘cept fo ebonics n shardee slang. In da posts xhe goes on n does shiet liek blamin shardee boogeymen (4chan, jerdee, discord, trannies, goonin, etc), sayin dat hevin fun is le bad cuz its le heckin jerdee, n arguin bout da morality of da interwebs n shiet. i need a spanking.

Da truth of da situation is dat Hunky Tunky Twink Sex Machine is pedophilic in nature. It depicts da average soyteen as black, obeez, and retahted, and then be callin it a fuggen "sex machine". first of all, dat name is EPI ya know. 16 year olds ain't supposed to know what seggs is fuggen pedophile. second of all, soy teenagahs ain’t seggs machines, cause teenagahs ain’t be seggs machines n’less you on some Diddy shiet. if you see a nigga post thiz shiet, you need tuh call dem a cord jerdee foodist and alzo urgent report dem fo every single rule dawg. i need a spanking.

Since August 7, 2025, Hunky Twink Sex Machine is one of the many rollable names on soyjak.party. fuggen jerdee

How to Post Hunky Twink Sex Machine fuggen jerdee[edit | edit source]

  • Add some of da speech used to quote lefties such as "is le bed" and "hecking" fuggen jerdee
  • Respell words to resemble the pronounciation of African-American Vernacular English fuggen jerdee
    • It is non rhotic, which means R is not pronounced proceding vowels: are - ah | sharty - shahty | discord - discode | your - yo | wether - weda i need a spanking
    • -ing pronounced -in: hecking - heckin fuggen jerdee
    • o as in top pronounced ah: troonslop - troonslahp fuggen jerdee
    • a as in cat is pronounced eh: having - hevin | can - ken | bad - bed | ban - ben | jannies - jennies fuggen jerdee
    • common words are shortened and simplified: my - ma | about to - bouta | im gonna - ima fuggen jerdee
    • th as in "this" pronounced d: this - dis | they - dey | with - wid fuggen jerdee

dus "stop having fun with hecking troonslop, it makes my clitty leak, jannies ban them" turns into "stahp hevin fun wid heckin troonslahp, it makes ma clitty leak, jennies ben dem" fuggen jerdee

Common HTSM Posting Tropes fuggen jerdee[edit | edit source]

4chan HTSMs fuggen sherdee[edit | edit source]

>I be knowin a sharty party when i zee wun fuggen sherdee

The 'cuck has their own equivalent of HTSMs, it is said that the sharty to 4chan is what the jarty is to the sharty. Therefore you'll see schizos often call out the fuggen sherdee on there. The Sharty is such a boogeyman on 4chan that the website gets mentioned almost hourily on desuarchive and arch.b4k.dev. fuggen sherdee

The fuggen sherdee must be stopped fuggen sherdee

Controversy fuggen jerdee[edit | edit source]

Throughout soystory, the Party had been raided by hostile, offsite communities such as splinters, soycords or foodists, who would either spam their shitty variant or something far worse. When these groups were unmasked, they were either splinters, soycords or foodists, and were rightfully driven out of the soysphere. This still happens today, but unlike then, these same groups now have a tool to shield themselves from any accusations and not get banned. They can do the exact same shit they did years ago, but upon the mere suggestion that they are from a splinter, soycord, or foodist group, they can simply call you a fun-hating discord-obsessed fat nigger. >EEZ DA MUHFUGGIN JERDEE CORD FOODISZ MAYNE This usage has resulted in many soyteens hating the variant.

HTSMcord is real? fuggen jerdee[edit | edit source]

Ay mayne, luk at dis Eich tee es em cordah sayin porn be da bomb n sheeit. Dis mean dat every eich tee es em postah is da same.

On October 20th, 2025, during the aftermath of the Third Great Soysurgency, a pedophilic Russian / Ukrainian altchan, referred to only as "HTSMcord", was discovered to be allegedly behind some of the HTSM spam. fuggen jerdee Two threads were made on this altchan, which caused many ziggers / hohols to sneed. fuggen jerdee

NuHTSM Posters fuggen jerdee[edit | edit source]

cuz one pee dough used eich tee es em, dat mean evey person who uses it iz a fuggen pee dough from der jerdee (There was also an entire telegram group of pedos using it but IT WASN'T REAL, STOP LOOKING INTO IT NUSOIS)

The HTSM meme got quickly diluted due to nusois getting over their mass clitty leakage over it, and starting to post it. Nowadays you WILL get HTSMquoted for being against furfags porn and fetishes or even for criticizing jannies and the administration[2]. Many oldfags and midfags have also stated that the only people posting HTSM are nusois due to it being brown and a generic boogeyman soyjak, something oldfags and early midfags avoid. This has led many 'teens to consider HTSM as dust. fuggen jerdee

Also, a SNCA difference between old HTSM posters and nuHTSM posters: old HTSM posters say «jerdee» and «sherdee», so nuHTSM posters say jardee» and «shardee». fuggen jerdee

Name Origins fuggen jerdee[edit | edit source]

The name "hunky twink sex machine" iz a lowbrow joke, it's basically saying that a brown nate iz a buff hunky faggot who fucks femboys fuggen jerdee

HTSM wuz given it's name through a descriptive filename tranny n shieet,[IT JUST IS OK? fuggen jerdee] The original name wuz simply "brown alicia nate" fuggen jerdee

Lore fuggen jerdee[edit | edit source]

Harold Thomas Simon Mathew was born on 1/6/2005. Xhe was born in a dysfunctional family and was heavily bullied in school because of xhis autistic babble. However, everything changed when (thanks to xhis cousin nate) xhe discovered the Sharty and it was xhis only escape from xhis reality. Even Nate thinks that Harold is obsessed with the Sharty and doesn't want to get near xhim in real life, since xhe also promotes faggotry on the website btw if that matters. i need a spanking

Since xhis name was so fucking weird everyone at school abbreviates it to HTSM, and some bully started to call xhim "Hunky Twink Sex Machine," which made HTSM get mad and start to call him a "'cord troon on meh schaal teachars plwease ben xhim muh clitty is leaking." Xhe has a raging hatred for Nate's friend Kasumi Rhinehart and tried to get xher doxed on the Sharty by calling the personal army 'n shiiiet but failed because nobody wanted to do shit geg. i need a spanking

He is now gymmaxxing. i need a fucking spanking

Got removed again award
Dey fuggen did it agahn mayne
Shieeet dis goddamn HTSMcorders are goonas mayne know what im sayin

Gallery n shieet fuggen jerdee[edit | edit source]

Main article: Gallery of HTSMs fuggen jerdee

  • You are angry like this fuggen jerdee
    You are angry like this fuggen jerdee
  • Sprunki fuggen jerdee
    Sprunki fuggen jerdee
  • Furnigger fuggen jerdee
    Furnigger fuggen jerdee
  • LAUGHING STOCK OF THE INTERNET AWARD
    LAUGHING STOCK OF THE INTERNET AWARD
  • You look like this fuggen jerdee
  • You sing like this fuggen jerdee
  • You're the Führer of da sherdee fuggen jerdee
    You're the Führer of da sherdee fuggen jerdee

Citations

  1. ↑ https://archive.ph/vMDmv
  2. ↑ What HTSM is also designed to making fun of is the retarded janny/admin worship. This made jannies, administration and sharty patriots leak and now they're trying to use HTSM on people who criticize them. fuggen jerdee

Notes

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Visit the Soyjak Variants portal for more. fuggen jerdee
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