Slopjak
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>HOLY TAMAGOTCHI THESE 'JAKS REMIND ME OF MY TOTALLY RADICAL 90s NICKELODEON GROSSOUT SHOWS!!!!!1!!
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| Origin | soyjak.party (2023) |
| Booru posts |  2618 As of October 17th, 2025 |
| Based on | Various |
Slopjaks[2] are a variety of "soyjaks" which do not aim to accurately depict the person (or people) they're mocking like most soyjaks do, but instead to tack on a hilarious[it just is, ok?] over-the-top amount of grotesque features and accessories in a desperate effort to make whoever the 'jak artist is trying to mock look bad. They are ESPECIALLY common in SNCA SoyBooru conflicts, countrywars, religion wars and seethe against admins/jannies/popular namefags.
As opposed to regular soyjaks which cause extreme seethe from soyboys due to it being like looking in a mirror, 100x more seethe goes into creating a slopjak than what will come from anyone viewing them, because despite what slopjak posters say, they don't depict anyone... yet.
Slopjaks at first were considered coal, and then gemmy during the shitoko era and fnfpedo spam, despite this, recently people have started to grow tired of slopjaks due to how generic and oversaturated they've generally become. As well as it being a proven fact that many 'corders create and spam slopjaks; with "the creator of slopjaks" even being a 'cordpedo xerself. The only gemmy slopjak is the original jartycuck.[3]
Some have said that slopjaks may be a nusoyfordfocus's rendition of Colorjaks, though if this is the case they might be a bit more funny, albeit. History often repeats itself.[it just is, ok?] Whenever a slopjak is created that is incomprehensible, or at least isn't part of some forced war, it is sometimes an example of "a low effort gem" (even doe slopjaks take lots of effort dumb fucking chud), or in other words; something so bad it turns good. Some have complained about slopjaks for using scat as backgrounds, and the same also goes for their prototypes (colorjaks and deformed 'jaks) back in 2021-2022.
Origin[edit | edit source]
Possibly the first slopjaks ever drawn were by Leonardo da Vinci in the late 15th century.[4] They are drawings of people with ridiculous distortions, and as Discord hasn't been invented yet the lack of its logo on them is excusable, thus making them IAS (Is A Slopjak).
The macaco 'jaks were a series of exactly 22 images that were posted by an anon on /qa/ over the course of 2 days back in 2021. The intent of the OG macaco wojak artist was to BTFO various factions of coalers that were shitting up /qa/ at the time. Having a full set of Macaco Wojaks in one's Soyjak folder was a highly sought after status symbol.[it just is, ok?]
It is widely agreed that most slopjaks came from the FNF pedo war in mid-2023. Someone kept on quoting the Bulgarian with a posted it again award soyjak whenever he posted soyjaks of the FNF pedo, and the Bulgarian then made it brown and deformed. Some say standard slopjakking originated from brown deformed troonjak spamming by Joel, The Bulgarian and the Romanian Schizo, but this has not been fact checked and peer reviewed as of the date you are reading this.
They are popular on SoyBooru despite being controversial on the Party. This is because 'ru users evidently hate monochrome soyjaks that make fun of nu-males, although this could be because of one of two reasons:
- They themselves are soyboys [[They just are, OK?] and feel "personally attacked" enough by soyjaks to feel the need to make absurd enough variations so they no longer resemble them.
- They are desensitized to being mocked as weak men (due to either constant exposure to soyjaks or from being even more degenerate than a soyboy) and need to slapfight using the most repulsive 'jaks possible to feel something.
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This is the average slopjak. Random videogames, app icons, flags, badge awards, stink lines, black skin, queer, and etc. that OP thought was troonish... Ironically, this image was made poking fun at slopjaks. Also it was made by an actual pedophile btw -
Marge Simpson Macaco Wojak
Etymology[edit | edit source]
The term "slopjak" was coined in early January 2024 on Soyjak Wiki, and for a while it remained a term used exclusively by wiki users. Using the term on the sharty or the 'ru was seen as awkward, but as slopjaks became more popular the name for them spread as well.
Characteristics[edit | edit source]
Many slopjak artists use repetitive features in their edits:
- Brown/black skin
- Flags for pedophilia, zoophilia and other degenerate shit
- Purple tranny hair
- Offsite logos (trooncord, twitter, reddit, 4chan, the jarty etc.)
- Flag of some random country (Turkey, India, Lesotho, Any Arabic country etc.)
- Speech bubbles
- Forced meme/FOTM the author dislikes (e.g. Friday Night Funkin', Ongezellig, Fundamental Paper Education)
- Small and visible brain
- a gazillion awards
- Hanging
- Distortion
- Jewish nose and/or Star of David
- Mutt lips
- Thick eyebrows and/or unibrow
- Stink lines, flies, shit, etc.
- Queen of Spades
- Bloodshot crying eyes and/or yellow sclera
- Autism symbols/signs (like the puzzle piece or an autism hat)
- Yellow/rotting teeth
- Taqiyah/Keffeyah/Turban (meds no one does this)
- Overdetailed wrinkles
- Huge list of media you're NOT allowed to like in the background
- Leftist logos/mottos (Black Lives Matter, Stop Asian Hate, hammer and sickle, antifa, etc.)
- Micropenis
- Some are obviously made using paint or even shittier programs such as the "Wojak creator"
- Mosts are about some SNCA namefag drama or countrywars
Countermeasures[edit | edit source]
The best way to deal with slopjaks is to write "OP looks like that" (implying the slopjak xe posted is actually a selfie) or “nobody looks like that” under a Sharty thread or a Booru post. This phrase instantly sobers up the distraught slopposter and makes him feel ashamed that he is turning 'board into a dump with his shit.[it just is, ok?]
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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The ESL FNF Pedo, the most influential Slopjak, circa. April 2023 on the 'booru. The One That Started It All -
This one is depicting auschwitz pajeet Missed_Paypal, who spams the booru with soytan transforming fetish coal -
The coal that almost killed the farty. -
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An example of slopjakking formerly seen as extreme. Nowadays, is seen as relatively lackluster compared to the slopjaks we have today. -
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Euromutt soyjak, one of the only ones to become fairly popular (spammed forced coal) -
a good example of countrywar slop (KIKE COALgem albeit) -
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A more notorious Slopjak making fun of jartycucks -
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A rather niche slopjak featuring Chudjak Seething and mocking people who hate Geometry Dash youtuber AdvyStyles because he's a pedophile or whatever. -
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A hellish amalgamation of coal, brimstone and dust, so vantablack it reverts back to being a gem or something along those lines, yeah. -
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The rare Slopatoma. -
This unique slopjak is holding up 6 gorillion phones o algo. -
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Average slopjak from the 'ru these days
IRL Slopjaks[edit | edit source]
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Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode. You WILL remind the author to take his meds. |
IRL Slopjaks are people who coincidentally look like slopjaks in real life (even doe no one looks like them), or people who behave like them. Most people claimed as IRL slopjaks are Black Trannies. Slopjaks were also discovered to bear similarities to people with neurofibromatosis and bloated corpses, leading 'teens to believe in the existence of IRL slopjaks. The IRL slopjak population peaked in 1945 during the atomic bombings of both Hiroshima and Nagasaki and peaked once again in 1986 during the Chernobyl disaster. As of 2025, it is currently unknown how much IRL slopjaks exist today.
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A man being forcibly turned into an IRL slopjak
People who might look like that (and even say that) (even doe slopjaks are portraits of people who don't exist)[edit | edit source]
Salvatore Moreau (that fish guy from resident evil 8/village)he’s just a fictional character doe
that one image of a gay jewish black fat disabled down "person"(That's just an AI generated image)(No it's a real person i saw someone that looked like him, that might be him.)meds now
Younigga this ain’t Enshitclopedoa Dilatica go back to your place oldtroon
- Thousands of people who got fucked by radiation and died in Hiroshima and Nagasaki
>The transphobic democrats who are the real racists but don't make grooming their whole personality or something
- bloated corpses found in rivers
- The elephant man
- Anyone with these conditions:
- Anencephaly
- Cyclopia
- Harlequin Itchthyosis
- Hypertricosis
- Proteus Syndrome
- Treeman Syndrome
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Average ukraine supporter -
FNF Pedo's brother -
Your favorite Boogeyman (this is just photoshopped doe) -
joseph merrick, arguably the oldest example of an IRL slopjak. dating back to the late 1800's
See also[edit | edit source]
- Brown Troonjaks - a slopjakking "subvariant" that is more focused on comedy than gay soytan hentai, evendoe thats the point of slopjaks
- Boogeyman hunting
- Lees of the sharty
- Fnf pedo
- Incomprehensible wojack - Xitter inmigrants consider gems such as the fishjak as "incomprehensible" but haven't seen these ones
Citations
| Slopjak is part of a series on Mental health 
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Illnesses and Conditions [+]
Schizophrenia ♦ ADHD ♦ Autism ♦ Dementia ♦ Dissociative Identity Disorder ♦ Dysphoria (Oldfag / Gender) ♦ Self-insert syndrome ♦ Märgerautismus Syndrome ♦ Derangement syndrome (Cobson ♦ Gapejak ♦ Discord ♦ Froot ♦ Sharty ♦ Woman ♦ Zoomer) ♦ Ban everything I dislike Mentality ♦ Insanity ♦ Involuntary Celibacy ♦ Hallucinations ♦ Soyphilia ♦ Homosexuality ♦ Tulpas ♦ Sproking out ♦ Psychopathy ♦ Paranoia ♦ Shadow People ♦ Pedophilia ♦ 'Jakking Fatigue ♦ Profound mental retardation ♦ Sharty Fixation Syndrome |
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Treatments [+]
BBC therapy ♦ Meds ♦ Doctor's orders ♦ Eating the Bugs ♦ finding Jesus ♦ Landscape Therapy ♦ Meditation ♦ Mental Asylum ♦ Sleep ♦ Soyicide |
