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{{Gemerald}}{{Infobox Soyjak|name=Chudjak|image=[[File:Chudjak.png]]|original_image=File:Patrick Crusius.png|based_on=[[Le /pol/ face]]|type=[[Wojak]] variant|origin=/leftypol/, [[Bunkerchan]] <small>(August 30, 2020)</small><ref name="origin">http://archive.today/2020.10.06-065415/https://bunkerchan.xyz/leftypol/res/419177.html#821312</ref>|booru_posts={{boorusearch|variant:chudjak|display=24244}} <small>As of January 9, 2026</small>|subvariants=*{{boorusearch|subvariant:chudjak_front|display=Chudjak (front)}}
|{{Clittycel}}
|{{Criminal|title=Patrick Crusius}}
{{Quoting|Oh I’m a clittycel<br>
Yes I’m a clittycel<br>
Oh I’m a clitty leaking seething clittycel<br>
I’m a clitty leaker<br>
Cuz I’m a clittycel<br>
Oh, I’m a clitty leaking seething clittycel<br>
Oh yeah<br>
Clitty clitty clitty clitty clittycel<br>
Clitty clitty clitty clitty clittycel<br>
popping noise<br>|- The SoyBooru Clittycel Song}}
}}
{{SmallChud|content=Chudjak is THE {{Coloroutlinetext|red|white|'''[[Neo-Nazism|right-wing]]'''}} bigot!}}{{Caca|im a chud im a chud im a fat little chud}}{{Gemerald}}
{{Infobox Soyjak
| name                   = Chudjak
| image                 = [[File:Chudjak.png]]
| original_image         = File:Patrick Crusius.png
| aliases                =
* Chud
* Chudcel
* Clittycel
* Pisscel
* Polcel
* Poltard
* Poltroon
* Bigot
* Patrick Crusius
| based_on               = [[Le /pol/ face]]
| type                   = [[Wojak]] variant
| origin                 = /leftypol/, [[Bunkerchan]] <small>(August 30, 2020)</small><ref name="origin">http://archive.today/2020.10.06-065415/https://bunkerchan.xyz/leftypol/res/419177.html#821312</ref>
| booru_posts           = {{boorusearch|variant:chudjak|display=38849}} <small>As of August 16, 2026</small>
| subvariants           = *{{boorusearch|subvariant:chudjak_front|display=Chudjak (front)
}}
*[[Muscular Chud]]
*[[Muscular Chud]]
**[[Unbothered Chud]]
**[[Unbothered Chud]]
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*[[Chudjak Seething]]|traced_from=Patrick Crusius}}
*[[Chudjak Seething]]|traced_from=Patrick Crusius}}
[[File:Booru chud guide.png|thumb|250x250px|You VILL use these new front chud tags in the booru]]
[[File:Booru chud guide.png|thumb|250x250px|You VILL use these new front chud tags in the booru]]
'''Chudjak'''{{Note|also called '''Poljak''', '''Chudcel''', '''Chuddy,''' '''le [[Pol/ (4chan)|/pol/]] face''', '''Chudjaqueena'''{{CitationNeeded|No one says this, meds now (I say this)}}, '''CHVD, Clittycel, Pisscel, Poltroon, Poltard,'''}}, or just '''Chud''', is a primary [[Wojak]]/[[Soyjak]] variant. He is visually based off of Patrick Crusius, the perpetrator of the [[wikipedia:2019_El_Paso_Walmart_shooting|2019 El Paso Walmart shooting]]. The original front-facing variant had its earliest sightings on [[Germany|Kohlchan]] and [[4chan]] in August 2019, while the [[Wojak|"wojakified"]] side-facing variant was created on [[Leftypol|Bunkerchan's]] /leftypol/ board in August 2020 (today Bunkerchan at-large is called [[Leftypol]]). His name is also used on the Soysphere sites as an drop-in replacement for ''Anonymous''.
'''{{Chudtext|Chudjak}}''', also known as '''[[Le /pol/ Face|Polface]]''', '''Kohlface''', '''Chudcel''', or just '''Chud''', is a primary [[Wojak]]/[[Soyjak]] variant. He is visually based off of Patrick Crusius, the perpetrator of the [[wikipedia:2019_El_Paso_Walmart_shooting|2019 El Paso Walmart shooting]], and is often used as a [[Self-insert syndrome|self-insert]] (see [[Muscular Chud]]) for extreme [[Far-right|right-wing/alt-right]] individuals online, or to mock [[Autist|politically obsessed people]] on the internet, though he was initially only used to mock right-wingers. The original, front-facing variant had its earliest sightings on [[Germany|Kohlchan]] and [[4chan]] in August of 2019, while the [[Wojak|"wojakified"]] side-facing variant was created on [[Leftypol|Bunkerchan's]] /leftypol/ board in August 2020 (Bunkerchan was later entirely [[Great Coalplacement|replaced]] by Leftypol).


The name Chud is also used on many Soysphere sites as a default/rollable name, and initially replaced Anonymous on the original [[Soyjak.party]].
Chudjak is the most popular variant on [[SoyBooru|Soybooru]], beating out [[Gapejak]] by over 8,000 posts as of March 3rd 2026. This is odd if you consider that he isn’t fully [[IAS]], because he lacks stubble and has hair, and his mouth is usually closed unless he’s leaking/seething. Thoughever this is probably because there's dozens (and perhaps soon hundreds) of variations on the soyjak concept but only a handful of chudjak variants.
Chudjak is used to mock chuds rather than [[soyboys]].
{{RollableName|Chud}}
== Origin ==
== Origin ==
[[File:Polcel.png|thumb|150x150px|The proto-chudjak, with a more pronounced jawline.]]
[[File:Polcel.png|thumb|150x150px|The proto-chudjak, with a more pronounced jawline.]]
[[File:Le_Pol_Face.png|thumb|150x150px|The earliest version of Chudjak.]]
[[File:Le_Pol_Face.png|thumb|150x150px|The earliest version of Chudjak.]]
{{Main|Le /pol/ face}}
{{Main|Le /pol/ face}}
The origin of the Chudjak is disputed, but it is said that an earlier front-facing version of the Chudjak, originally called "le /pol/ face", originated on the German imageboard Kohlchan to make fun of raiding /pol/ users before the currently popular "Wojakified" version was created in August 30, 2020 on the now-defunct website Bunkerchan.<ref name="origin" />
The origin of the Chudjak is disputed{{cn}}, but it is said that an earlier, front-facing version of the Chudjak (called "Le /pol/ face") originated on the German imageboard Kohlchan to make fun of the influx of raiding [[Pol/|/pol/]] users long before the currently popular "Wojakified" version was created on August 30th of 2020 on the now-defunct website [[Bunkerchan]]<ref name="origin" />. This is the most widely accepted theory, and has been verified by [[Snopes]]. Le /pol/ face was likely traced from [[Patrick|Patrick Crusius]], and was originally made to mock right-wing /pol/ users and incels, with it still being used by some out of touch [[Libtards|left-wingers]] to mock said people despite its wide reclaimation by right-wingers as a self-insert, similarly to [[Nigga|nigger/nigga]] with blacks. [[Though|Thoughever]], Chudjak quickly also became used by right-wingers to mock left-wingers, as a few noted Chudjak's resemblance to your average butch dyke, and to larger leftist figures, which will be expanded on below.
 
Eventually, Chudjak was adopted as a [[Soyjak]], and is now widely accepted as [[Sharty Culture]], [[even though]] he lacked the common features of a [[Soy Boy|Soyboy]] and to this day is argued to be NAS. Since its inception in Soy Culture, and likely due to the widely chuddy userbase of the Soysphere, Chudjak was far more widely used in self-inserting rather than in mockery, though some ironic anti-nazi 'toss is posted to Soybooru every once in a while, with Chudjak finally being used with its original intentions.


Chudjak was originally made to mock right-wing [[Pol/ (4chan)|/pol/]] users and incels, and is still used among left-wingers to broadly mock and imitate any right-leaning individuals in general, specifically ones who envision and advocate for [[Racism|white superiority]] [[Reddit|(heckin unwholesome)]]. [[Though|Thoughever]], Chudjak quickly also became used by right-wingers to mock left-wingers. Eventually, Chudjak became adopted as a [[Soyjak]] and accepted as [[Soyjak]]/[[soyjak.party]] culture, even though he lacked the common features of a [[Soy Boy]]. Over the years, Chudjak became more and more used for [[Self-insert syndrome|self-inserting]] rather than to mock others.
On April 23rd, 2025, an {{Gemsavingtext|ancientGOD}} who is believed to be the creator of Chudjak posted the proto-chudjak in a /soy/ thread. He also made the [[Markiplier Soyjak]], the current Chudjak, and [[Yotsoyba]].<ref>https://archive.ph/QHJHA</ref><ref><s>https://files.catbox.moe/7mdgek.mp4</s> dead link</ref> (I KNEEL)


On April 23, 2025, an {{Gemsavingtext|ancientGOD}} who is believed to be the creator of chudjak posted the protochud in a /soy/ thread. He also made the [[Markiplier Soyjak]], its newer version and [[Yotsoyba]].<ref>https://archive.ph/QHJHA</ref><ref>https://files.catbox.moe/7mdgek.mp4</ref> (I KNEEL)
For a while, chuds identified this meme as Bunkerface due to its heavy Bunkerchan origins in its early days of usage.<ref name="origin" />


== Appearance ==
== Appearance ==
His facial features include almond-shaped eyes, thick-framed glasses {{Note|even [[Though|doe]] those are an accessory}}, indented nasal folds, big lips, thick eyebrows and a distinct lack of chin. While these particular features are often attributed to adolescent mass-shooters and far-right extremists (e.g. [[Australia|Brenton Tarrant]] and [[Jartycuck|Nicholas Cruz]]), 'jak fact-checkers have found evidence to suggest that an obsession with American politics, regardless of affiliation, can often cause an individual to develop this particular phenotype (e.g [[Hasan Piker]]). As such, it is also commonly used as a template for [[Tranny|trannyjaks]], [[Commie|commiejaks]], and other wojak edits meant to mock left-wingers.
His facial features include almond-shaped eyes, prominent nasal folds, anger lines, [[Niggers|big lips]], thick eyebrows, and a distinct [[Incel|lack of chin]]. While these particular features are often attributed to adolescent mass-shooters and far-right extremists (e.g. [[New Zealand|Brenton Tarrant]], [[Pedophilia|Nicholas Cruz]]), 'jak fact-checkers have found evidence to suggest that an obsession with American politics, regardless of affiliation, can often cause an individual to develop this particular phenotype (e.g. [[Hasan Piker]], [[Keffals]]). As such, it is also commonly used as a template for [[Tranny|troonjaks]] and other 'toss making fun of leftists, and even more obscure political ideologies not fully related to either right-wingers or left-wingers.


Because of Chudjak's polarizing nature and extreme versatility in being used against various political demographics, posting a Chudjak can often result in other posters retaliating with their own Chudjaks. This can lead to a thread devolving into warring factions quoting each other with Chudjak edits, a phenomenon remarkably similar to a conventional [[Soy Duel|soy duel]]. Some /pol/ and /pol/ adjacent users have also chosen to [[Self-insert syndrome|self-identify as the Chudjak]], making images such as [[wikipedia:Roman art|Roman art]] parodies depicting chuds "looking like and saying that."
Because of Chudjak's polarizing nature and extreme versatility in being used against various political demographics, posting a Chudjak can often result in other posters retaliating with their own Chudjaks. This can lead to a thread devolving into warring political factions quoting each other with Chudjak edits, a phenomenon remarkably similar to a conventional [[Soy Duel]]. Some IRL Chuds and other /pol/ adjacent users have also chosen to [[Self-insert syndrome|self-identify as the Chudjak]], making images such as Classical Art parodies depicting Chuds as the victors/[[Nazism|good guys]].


The word "Chud" stands for "'''C'''annibalistic '''H'''umanoid '''U'''nderground '''D'''weller", which comes from the [[1984]] [[A24 Slow-Burn Soyjak|slow-burn]], bone-chilling, character development-driven, cheap jumpscare-free, emotionally-draining, genre-defining [[science]] fiction horror film ''[[wikipedia:C.H.U.D.|C.H.U.D.]]'' and was popularized as a pejorative against right-wingers by the [[anarchism|anarchist]] podcast [[Chapo Trap House|Crapo Brap House]].
The word "Chud" stands for "'''C'''annibalistic '''H'''umanoid '''U'''nderground '''D'''weller", which comes from the [[1984]] [[A24 Slow-Burn Soyjak|slow-burn]], bone-chilling, character development-driven, cheap jumpscare-free, emotionally-draining, genre-defining [[science]] fiction horror film ''[[wikipedia:C.H.U.D.|C.H.U.D.]]'' and was popularized as a hurtful, horrible bigoted slur against right-wingers by the [[anarchism|anarchist]] podcast [[Chapo Trap House|Crapo Brap House]].


== Disputed Status As A Soyjak ==
== Disputed status as a Soyjak ==
The question of whether or not Chudjak should be considered [[IAS]] or [[NAS]] had been a controversial issue during much of 2020-22, but nowadays it is pretty much unanimously agreed that he is NAS. Those who considered him NAS argued that he lacks the defining soyboy characteristics of an open mouth and a stubble, while those who considered him IAS appealed to the fact that Chudjak has design constituents similar towards those of a 'jak. However, he is considered NAS due to him not being a soyboy.
The question of whether or not Chudjak should be considered [[IAS]] or [[NAS]] had been a controversial issue between 2020 and 2022, but nowadays it is pretty much unanimously agreed that he is IAS due to his Soybooru variant tag being... well, a variant tag, and not a NAS tag. Those who considered him NAS argued that he lacks the defining soyboy characteristics of an open mouth and a stubble (and was not based on a soyboy in the first place), while those who considered him IAS appealed to the fact that Chudjak shared the superficial aliased, black and white look and use as a stereotype/strawman meant to mock a group of people. Literally nobody other than [[Bait|baitfags]] and [[Lee Goldson|more dedicated aspies]] consider Chudjak to be NAS these days. {{Cn|<-- ignore text above me it's obviously NAS because his political views are the exact opposite of a soyjak's}}


=== Pro-IAS rationale ===
Some people believe in combining both of these opinions and declaring that Chudjak is neither NAS nor IAS, but a secret third thing.
[[Booru|SoyBooru]] allows all Chudjak edits<ref>{{Boorusearch|variant:chudjak|display=Chudjaks on SoyBooru}}</ref> under ''variant:chudjak'', and Chudjak was listed as a contestant for the [[Variant of the Year 2022]] strawpoll. Chudjak is also featured in a couple site banners, further cementing official recognition. These facts support him being a soyjak.


=== In soyduels ===
This, however, is retarded. Chudjak is an honorary <s>[[aryan]]</s> Soyjak.
The usage of Chudjaks in [[Soy Duel|Soy Duels]] is generally despised, although in 2022 Chudjak vs [[Trannies|Trannyjak]] edits saw an increase in popularity, and are arguably the most popular type of dueling these days.<ref>https://archive.is/cjsRu</ref>


== Usage ==
== Usage ==
{{Twitter}}
=== By left-wingers ===
As it has been stated above, the Chudjak was initially used almost exclusively to mock right-wingers and their idols, often white supremacists, due to the irony of a skinny retard considering himself superior. This is mostly due to its origins on Leftypol and the fact that it comes from a particularly ugly Chud shooter. A lot of very popular left-wing figures such as [[Turkey|Hasan]], [[Cuckoldry|Destiny]], and [[Zoophilia|Vaush]] rode the popularity of the insult as far as they could, which could've lead to its reclaimation by right-wingers due to overuse. Its use by left-wingers today is very uncommon, and is often met with laughter and/or agreement from right-wingers who have [[Faggots|reclaimed]] the term Chud, and furthermore, Chudjak. How wholesome!
===By right-wingers===
===By right-wingers===
{{CIAContentWarning}}
Many right-wing /pol/ users attempted to reclaim the Chudjak in their favor by changing it into a mockery of left-wingers. <s href="Trannies">A popular example of these attempts is the registered democrat image (shown here), which claims that Patrick Crusius, the person Chudjak is based on, was actually a registered left-leaning individual who identified under the Democratic Party.</s> This claim was, I shit you not, debunked by Snopes<ref name="Snopes1">https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/el-paso-suspect-mylife/</ref>. I'm serious this time. Other examples include attempts to relate Chudjak to popular leftists and to distance it from a right-wing connotation. Targets of this campaign included John Oliver, Bernie Sanders, Stephen Colbert, and many more. The most popular (and most accurate) instance of this is Doreen Ford, a [[Trannies|transgender]] [[Reddit|r/antiwork]] [[janny]] who participated in a Fox News interview<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kZYE0JRuVI</ref>, and who went on to become infamous as one of the refutations of Chudjak as an exclusively right-wing stereotype.
<s href="Trannies">Many right-wing /pol/ users attempted to reclaim the [[meme]] in their favor, a popular example of these attempts is the registered democrat image (shown here) which claims that Patrick Crusius, the person Chudjak is based on, was actually a registered left-leaning individual who identified under the Democratic Party.</s> DEBOONKED BY LE SNOPES<ref name="Snopes1">https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/el-paso-suspect-mylife/</ref>
 
It is used as a self-insert by Chuds very frequently, mostly on Xitter and the 'ru, and has come to represent the alt-right in a more neutral right as a mascot of sorts. Chudjak, in this context, is usually depicted in cargo pants/shorts and a red shirt with a Nazi flag on it, or sometimes the logo of /pol/, though these are basically the same thing. This is where most of the use of Chudjak comes from. Popular self-inserts include Chudjak BTFOing trannies,<ref>{{Boorusearch|1=hash=16799ba81c2df3ff7f7716ac7230efe6|display=Chudjak killing a tranny}}</ref> Chudjak Roman art parodies,<ref>{{Boorusearch|1=hash=aea7a82f1861b3f43f48ae7f186e2005|display=Chudjak art}}</ref> and Chudjak edits featuring him possessing abnormally sized genitals, otherwise known as the "[[BWC]]".
 
=== Twitter immigrants ===
Unfortunately, [[Twitter immigrants|Xitter immigrants]] (as usual) ruined the meme for many people by consistently overusing, misusing, and abusing Chudjak, and inevitably normifying it. This is likely why it is the most popular variant on the 'ru by such a large margin, as the hordes of Xitter negroids come to dump their unoriginal 'toss and assorted brim. This is still an epidemic in the Soysphere, but it is far less of a problem than it was in early 2023. They often perceive Chudjak and the term "Chud" to be characterizing [[You|losers in general]] and are unaware of any unwholesomeness nor politics attached to it.
 
=== TikTok immigrants ===
'Tok monkeys are the worst of the worst when it comes to being an [[offsiter]]. Just like Xitter immigrants, they [[larp|gentrified]] it so much so, to the point that even your [[Caca|7 year old brother]] has probably heard of it. For xhem, the term "Chud" is a way to describe a [[you|fat online loser]] that is happy with their current situation. Xhey think that chudjak (and [[sharty culture]] in general) is a le epic [[Reddit|redditroon]] humor, and by using it, they are being [[an hero]] and satirically mocking "redditors". It is mainly used by [[autism|digital a(u)rtists]], teenage girls, and insecure [[Gay pornography|bp negroids]] who act like they invented the term. If you ask someone calling themselves a "fat chud" who Patrick Crusius is, the outcome will not be good.
 
 
== Writing to Patrick ==
 
It is currently unknown whether Patrick Crusius himself is aware of the Chudjak. You WILL attempt to contact him and inform him of the Chudjak via the [https://epcsheriffsoffice.com/services/inmate-services/ El Paso County Sherrif's inmate services website].
 
You should also send him wholesome, kindly written fanmail and/or fanart!
 
=== Saving you some work here: ===
"All mail sent to an inmate must contain a LEGIBLE full return address with the first and last name of the sender. It must also contain the legible full inmate name and inmate number."


There have also been attempts at relating Chudjak to other popular leftists rather than Patrick Crusius such as John Oliver, Bernie Sanders, Stephen Colbert, and many more.<ref>{{Boorusearch|1=hash=140b87cef1c6fe24bd7ec5034be0dc1c|display=An image showing multiple leftists who look similar to chudjak}}</ref> But the more popular one of these is [https://www.watson.ch/international/tv/217967051-reddit-moderatorin-blamiert-sich-auf-fox-news-bis-auf-die-knochen Doreen Ford], a transgender [[Reddit|r/antiwork]] [[janny]] who participated in a Fox News interview.<ref>{{Boorusearch|antiwork}}</ref>
"EPSO’s third party mail vendor cannot process any materials that are bound or open like a book. ('''TLDR: No staples.''')"


It is currently unknown whether Patrick Crusius himself is aware of this variant.
They DO accept printed letters, so you don't have to hand-write one. You should use a thick font for this, as the letters are re-printed in the system and may become hard-to-read as a result.
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If hand-writing, use a DARK, FRESH PEN and keep it formal and legible. Regardless, keep it 1-2 pages.
 
=== Necessary information ===
Full Name: Patrick Wood Crusius
 
SID Number: 18177858
 
TDCJ Number: 02552553
 
(include both the SID and TDCJ numbers in your letter)
 
1400 FM 3452; [[Palestine]], TX 75803 is the address of his current facility.
 
(903) 723-5074 is their number.
{{Tip|Note: any references to violence and, most likely, references to Nazism will get the letter thrown out. You SHOULD be able to get away with mentioning the Chudjak, though.}}
You can also visit Patrick in prison, though this is subject to a LOT of scheduling and (most likely) is only possible if you are in Texas.<gallery>
File:Registered democrat.jpeg|An images that claims that Patrick Crusius is a registered democrat. This has been debunked.<ref name="Snopes1"/>
File:Registered democrat.jpeg|An images that claims that Patrick Crusius is a registered democrat. This has been debunked.<ref name="Snopes1"/>
File:Patrick 2025.png|He looks like this today. Now you can finally [[Woman|make some serial killer edits about him with white girl music.]]
File:Patrick 2025.png|He looks like this today. Now you can finally [[Woman|make some mass shooter edits about him with white girl music.]]
File:File_not_found_404.png|<s>[[Schizophrenia|Nevermind they shaved his head and beard]]</s> {{Glow|NO THEY DIDN'T. STOP SPREADING FALSE INFORMATION. IT'S CLEARLY PHOTOSHOPPED.}}
File:File_not_found_404.png|<s>[[Schizophrenia|Nevermind they shaved his head and beard]]</s> {{Glow|NO THEY DIDN'T. STOP SPREADING FALSE INFORMATION. IT'S CLEARLY PHOTOSHOPPED.}}
File:Antifa.png
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===As a self-insert===
Chuds choose to identify as Chudjaks online, this usage isn't very common on /pol/ but it's more popular on [[soyjak.party]] (and formerly [[Qa/ (4chan)|/qa/]]). Popular edits include Chudjak BTFO'ing trannies,<ref>{{Boorusearch|1=hash=16799ba81c2df3ff7f7716ac7230efe6|display=Chudjak killing a tranny}}</ref> Chudjak Roman Art parodies,<ref>{{Boorusearch|1=hash=aea7a82f1861b3f43f48ae7f186e2005|display=Chudjak art}}</ref> and Chudjak edits featuring him possessing abnormally sized genitals as a white man otherwise known as the [[Coal|"BWC"]] the terminological rival towards [[Coal|"BBC"]].<ref>{{Boorusearch|1=hash=6dc195e00a29c070a5fe91d6c190d93b|display=Chudjak BWC}}</ref>
Unfortunately, [[Twitter immigrants|Immigrants]], as usual, misunderstood/misused the sovl behind it and decided to make chud safe-edgy garbage and self-insert as him saying "[[Billions must die|billions must (x)]]" and things of the like, ruining this aspect of the meme. To this day self-inserting as a chud will lead to you getting called a twp and/or shitter immigrant.
=== Bunkerface ===
For a while, chuds identified this meme as Bunkerface due to its heavy Bunkerchan origins in its early days of usage.<ref name="origin" />
== Gallery ==
== Gallery ==


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File:Nothingeverhappens1.jpg|[[Nothing Ever Happens|Nothing ever happens]]
File:Nothingeverhappens1.jpg|[[Nothing Ever Happens|Nothing ever happens]]
File:Cover11.jpg|[[Billions must die]] - Dead, overused meme from [[Twitter immigrants]]  
File:Cover11.jpg|[[Billions must die]] - Dead, overused meme from [[Twitter immigrants]]  
File:Chudover.png|[[It's over]]
File:Chudover.png|[[It's over]].
File:33137 - SoyBooruh.png|Chud valentine card. Its unknown if you would rizz up any [[Crystal Cafe|girls]] with this.
File:33137 - SoyBooruh.png|Chud Valentine's day card.
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File:Chudmanifesto.png|[[I can't breed]]
File:Chudmanifesto.png|[[I can't breed]]
File:Angrylilchuddy.png|[[Chudjak Seething]]
File:Angrylilchuddy.png|[[Chudjak Seething]]
File:44663 - SoyBooru.png|NOO YOU CANT JUST MARRY A BLACK PERSON NOOOOO
File:Poljak nazi angery pink chud.png|Leaking
File:44663 - SoyBooru.png|NOOOOO YOU CANT JUST OPEN THE BORDER
File:Angrychuddy.png|MY CLITTYS LEAKING MY CLITTYS LEAKING
File:Angrychuddy.png|MY CLITTYS LEAKING MY CLITTYS LEAKING
File:Big brain chuddy.png|Thinking is for da JEWWWSSSS
File:Big brain chuddy.png|smarty pants
File:109696 - SoyBooru.png|Seethe
File:109696 - SoyBooru.png|Seethe
File:Crying Chudjak.png|Ditto, but earlier design
File:Seething clittycel.png|The previous one but distorted
File:Crying Chud.png|Crying
File:Crying Chud.png|Crying
File:Warning 1 transparent.png|Raging
File:Warning 1 transparent.png|Screaming
File:Crying Chudcel.gif|Chudjak pouting
File:Crying Chudcel.gif|Chudjak dancing with seethe
File:3dgifmaker34739.gif|So much seethe
File:Crying Chudcel ACK.gif|Same as above, except he [[ACK]]s at the end
File:Seethe.gif|A gif from SoyGemVault on Deviantart named “chdujak [sic] seething”
File:3dgifmaker34739.gif|Raging
File:Seethe.gif|Shaking from seethe
File:44214 - SoyBooru.gif|Chuds are known to do this
File:44214 - SoyBooru.gif|Chuds are known to do this
File:Angrychud.png|Chud has destroyed his computer from seethe
File:Chudleak.png|Got so leaky that he [[ACK]]'ed
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=== Shooting [[Trannies|troonjak]] ===
=== Killing [[Troonella|Troonjak]] ===
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File:Chudandbernd.png|Chuddy is so happy here playing with his friend troonjak
File:Chudandbernd.png|Chuddy is so happy here playing with his friend troonjak
File:ChudshotgunACK.png|ACKKKK
File:ChudshotgunACK.png|ACKKKK
File:Chudangryshoot.png|wholesome
File:Chudangryshoot.png|wholesome
File:Chud handshake.png|[[Chuds Hanging a Tranny]]
File:TreeHanging.png|[[Tranny hanging from a tree|Hanging Troonjak from a tree]]
File:Curbstomp.gif|[[Transphobia#List of symptoms from exposure to trans people|Take that, tranny!]]
File:Gun Ban.png|Chud has banned Troonella
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File:5916 - SoyBooru.png|[[Wordswordswords|Gaping Mouth]] {{Quote|>HAS THE DAYLIGHT DIED ON A SUMMERTIME SUICIDE}}
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=== Other ===
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== Lore <sup><small>{{Quote|>I heccin' love fanfiction!!!}}</small></sup> ==
== Lore <sup><small>{{Quote|>I heccin' love fanfiction!!!}}</small></sup> ==
[[File:Chud_yagami.jpeg|thumb|150x150px|''The West has fallen. [[Millions must die]].'']]
[[File:Chud_yagami.jpeg|thumb|150x150px|''The West has fallen. [[Millions must die]].'']]
Chud Westfallen Crusius (initials [[Chris Chan|CWC]]) was born on July 27, 2002 in Allen, Texas. Chud is 23 and still lives with his parents. In his freetime chud spends hours online "[[Lie|combating da jewwwsssss]]" by posting on /pol/ 12 hours a day and arguing with children. As a kid Chud was always [[Pepelaugh|bullied]] and [[Autism|never got any bitches due to having 0]] [[Ohio|rizz 💀😭]]. In order to cope with this Chud spent all his time on /pol/ blaming the jews for his problems. He is single and would never race mix.
Chud Westfallen Crusius, or [[SNCA:Chris Chan|C.W.C.]], and was born on July 27, 2002 in Allen, Texas, and is 23. Despite his age, he has no job and still lives with his parents. In his freetime chud spends hours online "Combatting ZOG propaganda" by posting on /pol/ 12 hours a day and arguing with children and teenagers. As a kid, Chud was always bullied, and had no luck with women due to being autistic and having approximately [[Zoomers|ZERO RIZZ 💀😭]]. In order to cope with this, he claims that the Jews forced his parents to vaccinate him, which caused his autism. On top of his autism, Chud also has a rare medical diagnosis that causes him to piss himself whenever he gets mad. This caused him to be made fun of when he was in [[school]]. Chud has refused to get medical help because he thinks the doctors are [[Jews|Jewish]] and will give him ZOG aids, Chud has been leaking more and more lately and he can't control it anymore. His mother has tried kicking him out due to his age, which he refutes by stating that [[You don't understand, I'm only 29, 29 is young!|23 is still young]].


Chud also has a rare medical diagnosis that causes his clitty to leak whenever he gets mad <sup><small>{{Quote|>STOP MY CLITTYS LEAKING YOU HECKING NIGGER FAGGOT TRANNY. OH TIS LEAKING EVERYWHERE MY CLITTY LEAKS STOP LAUGHING!!!}}</small></sup>  This caused him to be made fun of when he was in school. Chud has refused to get medical help because he thinks the doctors are [[Jews|Jewish]]. Chud has been leaking more and more lately and he can't control it anymore.
<p>Chud lies a lot and says he works out. Chud can [[Geg|lift 2 cartons of milk.]] He constantly got in trouble in middle [[school]] for questioning his classmates about their ancestry, and calling them "swarthy mutts" whenever they didn't answer with German or Nordic. He also claims that porn and race mixing is a Jewish psyop, but despite that he still spends many hours a week [[gooning]] to brown anime girls taking BWC.</p>


<p>Chud lies a lot and says he works out. Chud can [[Geg|lift 2 cartons of milk.]] He [[Truthnuke|has more aryan genes than everyone else according to himself.]]</p>
Chud has few friends, though he is quite good friends with [[Nate (Soyjak)|Nate]], an 18 {{margerald|I thought he was 15…}}year old teenager, alongside Nate's baby brother [[Babyjak|Caca]], who has an unusual fondness for "uncle Chud". Nate spends his time on Sharty rather than /pol/, but him and Chud are still great friends and share many of the same beliefs regarding [[Jartycuck|anyone who disagrees with them]]. They usually hang together after school, though Nate's parents are highly skeptical about Chud's influence on their young son, and slightly concerned about the fact that a man 5 years older than him is so friendly with him and his baby brother. He is also known for Killing Famous singer [[Mulletjak|Lil Dolphy]] in a Mr. Kiwi Store in Mexico and a bunch of others on June 13th, 2026.


Chud claims that [[Fact|porn is a Jewish psyop]], but despite that he still spends many hours a week [[gooning]] to [[Tranime|anime]] girls in [[Nazi|German combat uniforms]].
Most of Chud's family is ashamed of him due to his political extremism and lack of a social life, excepting Chud's father and grandfather, who are both Nazis. His family often lies for him and says that he has Tourette's and autism to avoid explaining to the people they have over why their 23 year old son sill lives with them and [[Keyed|constantly yells nigger at the top of his lungs]] and puffs up and blows up like a bubble whenever he sees a woke flag or some other shit he doesn’t like. This has fueled his mother's attempts at forcing Chud to get a job and move out. However, Chud still refuses.  


Chud has many friends ([[Soyak|Soyjak]], [[Cobson]], [[Feraljak]]) with one of his best friends being [[Nate (Soyjak)|Nate]], a 16 year old kid along with his brother, [[Babyjak|caca]], who for some reason has an odd fondness for "uncle" chud. Nate spends his time on Sharty, rather than /pol/ but they are still great friends. They usually hang together after school alTHOUGH Nate's parents are skeptical about Chud's influence on him.
Chud also owns multiple firearms and weapons. These include an authentic Nazi trench blade, a Glock-19 handgun, an AR-15, a Mossberg 500, and a single stick of dynamite. He owns several full magazines for all of these weapons. This makes him eerily similar to [[Patrick Crusius|the real Chudjak.]]
 
Chud's parents are ashamed of  him except for his dad who is an old Nazi. At family gatherings his mom says Chud is simply [[Lie|bipolar and suffers from mental retardation]] in order to avoid the awkward stares at the thanksgiving table as [[Ohio|Chud talks about the jews]]. Chud's mom wants to kick him out because he's 23 and still lives with his parents arguing on /pol/ but Chud argues that 23 is still young.
 
Chud has a folder on his computer that contains numerous "infographics" about why jooz and women are le bad evendoe they all have numerous flaws but it's OK because science is good when it affirms me
 
Chud also owns multiple firearms ranging from 9x19mm handguns and a Mossberg 500 to his trusty AR-1488 which is a [[AR-15|M16A1]] straight out of [[Asians|Vietnam]] that uses 5.56x45mm NATO Rounds
 
Chud is currently planning to rape the nusoi who made this heading.
 
Despite hating [[Communism|communists]]. he likes the [[Gun|AK-47]] due to it's powerful 7.62x39mm rounds (and how it's almost in every 3rd world country)
 
In 2024 Tygnome De-Trooned and turned into a Faggot Chud, and also snaked everyone.


== Popularity outside the Party ==
== Popularity outside the Party ==
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Henceforth, this has spawned the [[Brimstone]] inadvertently linked towards the major influx of [[Trannies|Troons]], [[Twitter immigrants|Twitter Users]], and [[Discord|Discordians]] on the Sharty, otherwise known as "[https://booru.soy/post/view/43498#search=spongebob_squarepants Chudbob Soypants]" contrary to the pre-requisite recognition soyteens exhibited to the gem around the time it was made.
Henceforth, this has spawned the [[Brimstone]] inadvertently linked towards the major influx of [[Trannies|Troons]], [[Twitter immigrants|Twitter Users]], and [[Discord|Discordians]] on the Sharty, otherwise known as "[https://booru.soy/post/view/43498#search=spongebob_squarepants Chudbob Soypants]" contrary to the pre-requisite recognition soyteens exhibited to the gem around the time it was made.


He has been used by the president of El Salvador<ref>https://x.com/nayibbukele/status/1874576673397735682?s=46</ref> and the official [[United States|White House]] X account <small>(albeit it was a dusty AI-made image)</small><ref>https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/1943360164238684601</ref>
He has been used by the President of [[El Salvador]] [[Nayib Bukele]]<ref>https://x.com/nayibbukele/status/1874576673397735682?s=46</ref> and the official [[United States|White House]] X account <small>(albeit it was a dusty AI-made image)</small><ref>https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/1943360164238684601</ref>
 
Currently, this variant and all the memes using it (billions must x, nothing ever happens, i'm only X, X is young) can be considered as mostly dead and completely ruined by the normies.
== How to Identify a Chud ==
 
Chuds are [[Selfish Little Fuck|selfish]] little pissbaby [[Pol/ (4chan)|incel]] freaks who should all be killed. They refuse to take the [[Covid-19|vaccine]], eat the bugs, live in a pod, take the hormone suppressants, and they hold back [[Trannies|progress]]. I hate them because they also don't appeal to my [[twitter]] humor and pseudo-altruistic belief systems. Chuds are all hypocrites because
 
*They hate black people because for being violent gorillaniggers even doe majority of them absolutely mog and intimidate me just the same as a nigger
*Thya have pvre aryan blqqd (or at least they claim to)
*They hate [[Jews]] for [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP3YZeRG1xc shaming] [[goyim]] and [[Palestine|bombing]] them even doe chuds act [[TND|basically]] the same way but towards BIPOCs; of course excluding the fact that the majority of white people have never partook in the marginalization of brownoid communities but its still chuddy's fault that der SOCIOECONOMIC factors made Tyrone kill an orphan the other day.
*[[Lie|They hate women because they're gay and they like men]].
*They hate [[Klaus Schwab|rich people]] and the [[Jews|elites]] because they want power and influence even doe they want to [[Pepe|NEET]] and not work.<sup>[Meds I thought a leftist was typing this, isn't a raging hateboner for corporations and the elitist class a defining trait for you cucks?]<-- The horseshoe theory is real, oh my fvcking favci</sup>
*They hate [[Tranny|trans folx]] because they secretly want to have sex with them or however my fetishistic fantasies are typed on the 'ki
* They hate [[(You)]] because YOU are the pissbaby pisscel. Yes. I'm talking to YUO reading this. YOU through the screen.
<blockquote> ''"Die chud pissbaby incel"''


- that one obsessed [[bant/|/bant/]] poster</blockquote>''NOTE: I [[Self-insert syndrome|say all of these things]] and do them too''
Memes such as "billions must x", "nothing ever happens", "i'm only X, X is young" can be considered as mostly dead and completely ruined by normies.


Since at least late 2025, the term has been bastardized by xitter and tiktokgroids who think it just means a fat loser. Even right wing normies used this term to insult shitlibs<ref>https://x.com/lancevideos/status/2022461778589028721</ref>
== Little Chuddy ==
== Little Chuddy ==
Little Chuddy is a middle schooler from Massachusetts who was recently banned from wearing a shirt that says "there are only 2 genders". His glasses and extreme white and smooth skin make him look a lot like chudjak. Despite being multiple months old, people still post this exact image with the phrase "lil chuddy" again and again. It is theorized that this is Chudjak's little brother or some reincarnation. Little Chuddy has become a bit of a icon with conservatives, so he has been going on interviews with Fox News (dangerous alt right bigot site btw) and has taken it in stride. His parents are probably just using their son for money or Facebook likes. Little Chuddy is partially used on facebook by boomers.
Little Chuddy is a middle schooler from Massachusetts who was recently banned from wearing a shirt that says "there are only 2 genders". His glasses and extreme white and smooth skin make him look a lot like chudjak. Despite being multiple months old, people still post this exact image with the phrase "lil chuddy" again and again. It is theorized that this is Chudjak's little brother or some reincarnation. Little Chuddy has become a bit of a icon with conservatives, so he has been going on interviews with [[Gem|Fox News]] (dangerous alt right bigot site btw) and has taken it in stride. His parents are probably just using their son for money or Facebook likes. Little Chuddy is partially used on facebook by boomers.


Little Chuddy is a dangerous right wing bigot who wants to exterminate those heccing transqueens. Make sure to tell little chuddy thats hes a bigot if you ever see him.<gallery>
Little Chuddy is a dangerous right wing bigot who wants to exterminate those heccing transqueens. Make sure to tell little chuddy thats hes a bigot if you ever see him.<gallery>
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== Chvdmaxxing: The Vltimate Gvide ==
== Chvdmaxxing: The Vltimate Gvide ==
'''''<big>THIS PAGE MAKES MY CLITTY LEAK!</big>'''''


With the magic of the internet, even the most politically-correct sensitive progressives can be turned into far-right chudcel pissbabies in a matter of minutes! Here is a comprehensive, step-by-step tutorial on how to unleash your inner chud to the fullest. Some of these steps take elements from the schizo and incelosphere which chuds often engage in. <s>Please note that this tutorial is designed mainly for white males, however if you are a femchud or a non-white chvdseeker you can slightly change the steps to meet your criteria.</s> A new soyence study has revealed that chvdmaxxing is actually a hecking diverse and universally-appreciated process for those who are mentally deranged enough to embark upon it!<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/justneckbeardthings/comments/6b58xu/pol_meetup_in_ny/</ref>
{{Words}}
 
{{Gigaquote|{{Gigatext|Why yes, I do Chudmaxx, how could you tell?}}}}
 
With the magic of the internet, even the most politically-correct sensitive progressives can be turned into far-right Chuds in a matter of minutes! Here is a comprehensive, step-by-step tutorial on how to unleash your inner Chud to the fullest.
 
Some of these steps take elements from the schizo and incel spheres in which Chuds often engage in, and as such will include semi-retarded steps. Please note that this tutorial is designed mainly for white males, and that any minorities (aside from Israelis) attempting this WILL be made fun of and ostracized by the majority of Chud society. Don't believe me? Tell me how retarded the nigger in [https://www.reddit.com/r/justneckbeardthings/comments/6b58xu/pol_meetup_in_ny/ this picture] looks and reconsider your path in life. Women who adopt the Chud aesthetic are also often made fun of and called attention whores by the majority of Chuds, so I personally do not recommend that any women reading attempt to Chudmaxx.
 
Begin with your physical appearance


* Begin with your physical appearance: Change your resting face in order to have a slight frown at all times
* Change your resting face in order to have a slight frown at all times


*Wear glasses
*Wear glasses
*Thicken your eyebrows (using oil or even growth serum)
*Thicken your eyebrows (using oil or growth serum)
*Get bigger lips if they're too small<ref group="lower-alpha">Although this might get you associated with niggers</ref><ref group="lower-alpha">Although although being associated with nignogs is trad and aryan because africa is the original starting point for all cultures including Evropeans!</ref>
*Get bigger lips if they're too small
*A red shirt or t-shirt and cargo shorts/khakis is now your go-to outfit. Avoid changing out of this outfit style if you can
*A red shirt or t-shirt and cargo shorts/khakis is now your go-to outfit. Avoid changing out of this outfit style if you can
*Trim your hair short, not ''too'' short so that you appear bald, but short enough so that the texture is not immediately apparent at first sight
*Trim your hair short, not ''too'' short so that you appear bald, but short enough so that the texture is not immediately apparent at first sight
*Wear boots with laces, even indoors
*Wear boots with white laces, even indoors
[[File:Zoomer_chud.png|right|thumb|229x229px|With the magic of the internet, even the most politically-correct sensitive progressives can be turned into far-right chudcel pissbabies in a matter of minutes! Here is a comprehensive, step-by-step tutorial on how to unleash your inner chud to the fullest. Some of these steps take elements from the schizo and incelosphere which chuds often engage in. <s>Please note that this tutorial is designed mainly for white males, however if you are a femchud or a non-white chvdseeker you can slightly change the steps to meet your criteria.</s>A new soyence study has revealed that chvdmaxxing is actually a hecking diverse and universally-appreciated process for those who are mentally deranged enough to embark upon it!<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/justneckbeardthings/comments/6b58xu/pol_meetup_in_ny/</ref>]]
[[File:Zoomer_chud.png|right|thumb|229x229px|You, after completing this guide.]]
<p>Have you completed these steps? If so, congratulations, you now look exactly like a chud! But now you need to think and act like one.</p>
<p>Have you completed these steps? If so, congratulations, you now look exactly like a Chud! But now you need to think and act like one.</p>
*Embrace right-wing, conservative, and nationalist ideologies. This may take a while if you were not used to these types of ideologies prior to chudmaxxing, but the next steps will surely help you
*Embrace far right ideologies, such as fascism, conservatism <---- Thats Jewish nusoi, and nationalism, or all of the above. If you are not familiar/comfortable with these ideas, start with more logical and moderate views and work your way up to the extreme ones.
*Avoid meeting and talking with people in real life, as well as any IRL hangouts. The internet is your now your new home, and any forms of communication you have must now be online
*NOTE: Try to avoid going full [[Branigger]] with your views, keep them at LEAST comprehensible and non-degenerate (I.E [[Randjak|Right Wing Anarchism]]). Stay far away from Twitter and use /pol/ and its adjacent sites.  
* Start following offensive/edgy meme accounts. Start browsing far-right forums and websites dedicated to free-speech. The go-to forum for chuds is 4chan's /pol/ - Politically Incorrect board, but there are a metric fuckton of alt-tech, anonymous, and otherwise chuddy sites to browse and interact with, so /pol/ should not be the ''only'' site you use. Start learning the memes, culture, and history of these boards and sites
*Research the global Jewish elites and how they have changed and corrupted "da west".
* Cut off any type of credible media outlets and only consoom information and build your worldview based upon /pol/ and /pol/ adjacent infographics.
*Read antisemitic literature such as [[wikipedia:The_International_Jew|The International Jew]] by [[Gigachad|Henry Ford]] or [[wikipedia:Mein_Kampf|Mein Kampf]] by [[Adolf Hitler]] (ESSENTIAL) (Others include: Siege, The Turner Diaries and The inconvenient Truth) See Also: [[Fascism|Fascist Literature]]
* Believe everything good about Nazi Germany is real but everything bad about it is made-up.
*Start reposting, creating, and generally spreading chud-adjacent memes and jokes through the internet, but avoid publicly expressing these views for now. This is the first step of spreading propaganda.
*Create folders on your computer dedicated to memes, race, politics, and anything that can help you win arguments online. On the internet, memes are the most powerful weapon you can have, so make sure you download plenty of politcal memes, especially ones that make fun of other races and people you don't like
*Gradually become more comfortable with your views, and grow your knowledge of right-wing talking points, arguments, and refutations. This is VERY important for any serious Chud.
*Start using slurs, buzzwords, and other terminology that is widely used on /pol/ in your everyday vocabulary.
*If you can't bring yourself to include [[Wholesome|Morgan Freeman]] and [[Kanye West]] in global TND, simply embrace '''{{Keyedtext|TPD}}'''(Total [[Pedophilia|Pedophile]] Death), '''{{Keyedtext|TZD}}'''(Total [[Zoophile]] Death), and/or the OTHER '''{{Keyedtext|TND}}''' (Total Necrophile Death) instead, as these are far more morally (and socially) acceptable than killing all niggers. You should, however, only care when these degenerates are people you don't like.
*Have an irrational fear towards people different than you to the point that someone saying your interests is "kikery" is enough to throw you off.
*On taking the [[moral high ground]] and cherrypicking, lurk on [[Kiwifarms]] and [[Raid/|/raid/]] to find out about possible degenerates in your area.
*Play ''Hearts Of Iron IV'', essential chudslop
*If you are a tech-savvy Chud, you may want to learn [[OSINT]] and begin witch-hunting said degenerates, and enlisting your [[personal army]] against them. This contributes to the improvement of the web by driving degenerate freaks off of it, and also contributes to the saving of the heckin' Westerino!
* Start researching controversial, gross, evil, pedophilic, and otherwise inflammatory verses contained in the Jewish Talmud
*NOTE: We, the Sharty, will NOT help you if the person you're trying to 'ox and 'ape is not severely degenerate. Harassing random trannies that haven't done much else wrong is a waste of time, or something.
*Avoid eating food and drink that /pol/ considers to be "goyslop", mainly fast-food, soylent and other soy products, plant-based meat, and any other highly processed foods
*Furthermore, while IRL trolling IS [[keyed]], you should refrain from breaking the law (Even doe chuds break the law). If your target is a proven criminal, gather evidence and begin to cooperate with the police. This is a MUCH better solution than [[Failtroll|taping a Soyjak to their door and drawing "Fuck Niggers" on their car]] for whatever reason. Reporting degenerate criminals to the police (gestapo) and having them arrested is, of course, aryan and can actually help [[The gem that saved the Party|save the Party and the West]]{{CitationNeeded}}.
* Only wash your face with standard cold water, don't use hygiene creams as they contain estrogenic ZOG chemicals
*On IRL trolling/[[Autism|heckin' based activism]], you should start printing out and placing down Chud-oriented posters. This can be done on your collge/ high school campus, or in any (preferrably high-traffic) areas in your city. If you live in a blue state/city, wear a mask and do so at night.
*Use fluoride and sulfate free toothpaste
*If you have done everything right, you should be chronically online enough to believe in most fringe ideologies, and autistic enough to talk about these things in real life. While some consider this to be stupid, if you live in a conservative or neutral area it usually won't matter at all. If you DO live in a liberal area, you may be able to get away with protesting more mundane or neutral things like white guilt or faggot flags everywhere. If you live in a VERY liberal area (Los Angeles, New York City, etc.) then this is a VERY bad idea. Move somewhere less faggy, if possible.
*Start learning about [[wikipedia:Nazi racial theories|Nazi racial theories]]. If they don't align with your worldview, you can either change your beliefs to align with these racial theories, or cherry-pick information in order to trick people into thinking Hitler actually liked <nowiki>[insert thing you like but nazi's hated]</nowiki>.
*Do what Patrick Crusius di- We at soyjak wiki don't condone ANY violence :)
*Start obsessing over the "aryan" race, that is, the heckin vrilly and hyperborean [[wikipedia:Blood_Tribe_(neo-Nazi_group)|Blood Tribe]] from which all european cultures are from. View all ethnicities that aren't from the Blood Tribe as inferior and subhuman
*Start learning history, every good chud knows his history
* Appeal to pseudo-esotericism, if it sounds like a hecking normie wouldn't get it, then it is undeniably true and you should believe it!
* <s>Learn the philosophical, mathematical, scientific, technological, and political advancements of ancient European societies like greece and rome which spawned western civilization<ref group="lower-alpha">Meds, literally no chud does this as they have the mental capacity of a 5 year old and would think that Europe is behind everything they do even though they just slightly tweak other cultural apparatuses over centuries and pass it over as their own <-- seething aryan</ref></s> Scratch that most nuclitties don't care about real world history and instead fantasize over mythological "aryan" civilizations like "muh agartha" and "muh hyperborea"
* If you grew up in a secular household, convert to a very conservative/chuddy church. The most popular of the "chuddy" denominations in europe is the greek orthodox church in europe and evangelical/baptist churches in america, but there are loads of other culturally conservative denominations out there, just try not to fall into a cult like mormonism <s>Nevermind, 99% of clittycels hate Church because they think its yet another ploy by DA JOOOOOOOOOOO do DESTROY DA HECKIN ARYAN RACERIDOO (and also because it takes away their gooning time).</s> That's not true, [[Hyperborea|Pagan larpers]] are a (loud) minority between chuds, they're always either [[Norway|Vargtards]] or [[Larpercore|edgy]] [[Atheism|atheists.]]
* Start complaining about how most women are whores who would rather cheat and have abortions than date a noble man such as yourself, believe it regardless of if its true or not, but make sure to still find women attractive so you don't become a faggot, however many fail taking this precaution.
* Start researching lost civilizations such as Atlantis, Hyperborea, Tartaria, Lemuria, and Thule. If they don't exist, then don't worry! You're already too far gone to stop believing fairy tails at this point!
* You may want to start looksmaxxing techniques like mewing, but this is subjective unless you are buttugly. Same goes for exercising since most chuds prefer to argue with people on the internet than work out.
*Start looking into elite organizations such as the World Economic Forum, the Bilderberg Group, BlackRock, etc.
* Start looking into jewish billionaires who have significant power over major industries, aka "the Early Life technique" (the Rothschilds, Soros, Larry fink, Zuckerberg, etc, etc.)
* Research the many criminal activities, human experiments, psyops, and other crap done by the CIA
* Research the controversial upbringings of the LGBT community, such as the sexual experiments done on young children and how prominent LGBT activists were either jews, pedos, or part of NAMBLA
* Start blaming all your problems on jews, the CIA, the elites, the blacks, or other actors
* Research the biological and cultural differences between whites and other races, including crime and IQ rates<ref group="lower-alpha">It is important to note that the "research" you're doing is just asking fellow 4cucksisters to post more /pol/ infographics about the topic</ref>
* Using those cultural differences, generalize other cultures based on how your /pol/ brethren see them. Don't question the stupidity of it, if someone says that projecting personalities onto skin color is trad and aryan, then do it!
*At this point you must be so far down the rabbithole its either impossible to get out or you've [[Trannies|trooned]] out from being a terminally online incel freak.
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This article contains one or more dead links.(You) VVILL find archives of these links for future 'teens.
>I am NOT a clittycel, you fucking nigger kike faggot nigger!
THIS PERSON IS A SEETHING CLITTYCEL!Don't make xer angry, or xer clitty may start leaking!
>STOOOOOOP YOU FUCKING NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER MY CLITTY IS LEAKING!
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They should not be replicated nor condoned.
> Oh I’m a clittycel

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Chudjak is THE right-wing bigot!
im a chud im a chud im a fat little chud
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Chudjak , also known as Polface, Kohlface, Chudcel, or just Chud, is a primary Wojak/Soyjak variant. He is visually based off of Patrick Crusius, the perpetrator of the 2019 El Paso Walmart shooting, and is often used as a self-insert (see Muscular Chud) for extreme right-wing/alt-right individuals online, or to mock politically obsessed people on the internet, though he was initially only used to mock right-wingers. The original, front-facing variant had its earliest sightings on Kohlchan and 4chan in August of 2019, while the "wojakified" side-facing variant was created on Bunkerchan's /leftypol/ board in August 2020 (Bunkerchan was later entirely replaced by Leftypol).

The name Chud is also used on many Soysphere sites as a default/rollable name, and initially replaced Anonymous on the original Soyjak.party.

Chudjak is the most popular variant on Soybooru, beating out Gapejak by over 8,000 posts as of March 3rd 2026. This is odd if you consider that he isn’t fully IAS, because he lacks stubble and has hair, and his mouth is usually closed unless he’s leaking/seething. Thoughever this is probably because there's dozens (and perhaps soon hundreds) of variations on the soyjak concept but only a handful of chudjak variants.

Chudjak is used to mock chuds rather than soyboys.

Chud is a rollable name on soyjak.party.

Origin[edit | edit source]

The proto-chudjak, with a more pronounced jawline.
The earliest version of Chudjak.

Main article: Le /pol/ face

The origin of the Chudjak is disputed[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?], but it is said that an earlier, front-facing version of the Chudjak (called "Le /pol/ face") originated on the German imageboard Kohlchan to make fun of the influx of raiding /pol/ users long before the currently popular "Wojakified" version was created on August 30th of 2020 on the now-defunct website Bunkerchan[1]. This is the most widely accepted theory, and has been verified by Snopes. Le /pol/ face was likely traced from Patrick Crusius, and was originally made to mock right-wing /pol/ users and incels, with it still being used by some out of touch left-wingers to mock said people despite its wide reclaimation by right-wingers as a self-insert, similarly to nigger/nigga with blacks. Thoughever, Chudjak quickly also became used by right-wingers to mock left-wingers, as a few noted Chudjak's resemblance to your average butch dyke, and to larger leftist figures, which will be expanded on below.

Eventually, Chudjak was adopted as a Soyjak, and is now widely accepted as Sharty Culture, even though he lacked the common features of a Soyboy and to this day is argued to be NAS. Since its inception in Soy Culture, and likely due to the widely chuddy userbase of the Soysphere, Chudjak was far more widely used in self-inserting rather than in mockery, though some ironic anti-nazi 'toss is posted to Soybooru every once in a while, with Chudjak finally being used with its original intentions.

On April 23rd, 2025, an ancientGOD who is believed to be the creator of Chudjak posted the proto-chudjak in a /soy/ thread. He also made the Markiplier Soyjak, the current Chudjak, and Yotsoyba.[2][3] (I KNEEL)

For a while, chuds identified this meme as Bunkerface due to its heavy Bunkerchan origins in its early days of usage.[1]

Appearance[edit | edit source]

His facial features include almond-shaped eyes, prominent nasal folds, anger lines, big lips, thick eyebrows, and a distinct lack of chin. While these particular features are often attributed to adolescent mass-shooters and far-right extremists (e.g. Brenton Tarrant, Nicholas Cruz), 'jak fact-checkers have found evidence to suggest that an obsession with American politics, regardless of affiliation, can often cause an individual to develop this particular phenotype (e.g. Hasan Piker, Keffals). As such, it is also commonly used as a template for troonjaks and other 'toss making fun of leftists, and even more obscure political ideologies not fully related to either right-wingers or left-wingers.

Because of Chudjak's polarizing nature and extreme versatility in being used against various political demographics, posting a Chudjak can often result in other posters retaliating with their own Chudjaks. This can lead to a thread devolving into warring political factions quoting each other with Chudjak edits, a phenomenon remarkably similar to a conventional Soy Duel. Some IRL Chuds and other /pol/ adjacent users have also chosen to self-identify as the Chudjak, making images such as Classical Art parodies depicting Chuds as the victors/good guys.

The word "Chud" stands for "Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller", which comes from the 1984 slow-burn, bone-chilling, character development-driven, cheap jumpscare-free, emotionally-draining, genre-defining science fiction horror film C.H.U.D. and was popularized as a hurtful, horrible bigoted slur against right-wingers by the anarchist podcast Crapo Brap House.

Disputed status as a Soyjak[edit | edit source]

The question of whether or not Chudjak should be considered IAS or NAS had been a controversial issue between 2020 and 2022, but nowadays it is pretty much unanimously agreed that he is IAS due to his Soybooru variant tag being... well, a variant tag, and not a NAS tag. Those who considered him NAS argued that he lacks the defining soyboy characteristics of an open mouth and a stubble (and was not based on a soyboy in the first place), while those who considered him IAS appealed to the fact that Chudjak shared the superficial aliased, black and white look and use as a stereotype/strawman meant to mock a group of people. Literally nobody other than baitfags and more dedicated aspies consider Chudjak to be NAS these days. [<-- ignore text above me it's obviously NAS because his political views are the exact opposite of a soyjak's]

Some people believe in combining both of these opinions and declaring that Chudjak is neither NAS nor IAS, but a secret third thing.

This, however, is retarded. Chudjak is an honorary aryan Soyjak.

Usage[edit | edit source]

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By left-wingers[edit | edit source]

As it has been stated above, the Chudjak was initially used almost exclusively to mock right-wingers and their idols, often white supremacists, due to the irony of a skinny retard considering himself superior. This is mostly due to its origins on Leftypol and the fact that it comes from a particularly ugly Chud shooter. A lot of very popular left-wing figures such as Hasan, Destiny, and Vaush rode the popularity of the insult as far as they could, which could've lead to its reclaimation by right-wingers due to overuse. Its use by left-wingers today is very uncommon, and is often met with laughter and/or agreement from right-wingers who have reclaimed the term Chud, and furthermore, Chudjak. How wholesome!

By right-wingers[edit | edit source]

Many right-wing /pol/ users attempted to reclaim the Chudjak in their favor by changing it into a mockery of left-wingers. A popular example of these attempts is the registered democrat image (shown here), which claims that Patrick Crusius, the person Chudjak is based on, was actually a registered left-leaning individual who identified under the Democratic Party. This claim was, I shit you not, debunked by Snopes[4]. I'm serious this time. Other examples include attempts to relate Chudjak to popular leftists and to distance it from a right-wing connotation. Targets of this campaign included John Oliver, Bernie Sanders, Stephen Colbert, and many more. The most popular (and most accurate) instance of this is Doreen Ford, a transgender r/antiwork janny who participated in a Fox News interview[5], and who went on to become infamous as one of the refutations of Chudjak as an exclusively right-wing stereotype.

It is used as a self-insert by Chuds very frequently, mostly on Xitter and the 'ru, and has come to represent the alt-right in a more neutral right as a mascot of sorts. Chudjak, in this context, is usually depicted in cargo pants/shorts and a red shirt with a Nazi flag on it, or sometimes the logo of /pol/, though these are basically the same thing. This is where most of the use of Chudjak comes from. Popular self-inserts include Chudjak BTFOing trannies,[6] Chudjak Roman art parodies,[7] and Chudjak edits featuring him possessing abnormally sized genitals, otherwise known as the "BWC".

Twitter immigrants[edit | edit source]

Unfortunately, Xitter immigrants (as usual) ruined the meme for many people by consistently overusing, misusing, and abusing Chudjak, and inevitably normifying it. This is likely why it is the most popular variant on the 'ru by such a large margin, as the hordes of Xitter negroids come to dump their unoriginal 'toss and assorted brim. This is still an epidemic in the Soysphere, but it is far less of a problem than it was in early 2023. They often perceive Chudjak and the term "Chud" to be characterizing losers in general and are unaware of any unwholesomeness nor politics attached to it.

TikTok immigrants[edit | edit source]

'Tok monkeys are the worst of the worst when it comes to being an offsiter. Just like Xitter immigrants, they gentrified it so much so, to the point that even your 7 year old brother has probably heard of it. For xhem, the term "Chud" is a way to describe a fat online loser that is happy with their current situation. Xhey think that chudjak (and sharty culture in general) is a le epic redditroon humor, and by using it, they are being an hero and satirically mocking "redditors". It is mainly used by digital a(u)rtists, teenage girls, and insecure bp negroids who act like they invented the term. If you ask someone calling themselves a "fat chud" who Patrick Crusius is, the outcome will not be good.


Writing to Patrick[edit | edit source]

It is currently unknown whether Patrick Crusius himself is aware of the Chudjak. You WILL attempt to contact him and inform him of the Chudjak via the El Paso County Sherrif's inmate services website.

You should also send him wholesome, kindly written fanmail and/or fanart!

Saving you some work here:[edit | edit source]

"All mail sent to an inmate must contain a LEGIBLE full return address with the first and last name of the sender. It must also contain the legible full inmate name and inmate number."

"EPSO’s third party mail vendor cannot process any materials that are bound or open like a book. (TLDR: No staples.)"

They DO accept printed letters, so you don't have to hand-write one. You should use a thick font for this, as the letters are re-printed in the system and may become hard-to-read as a result.

If hand-writing, use a DARK, FRESH PEN and keep it formal and legible. Regardless, keep it 1-2 pages.

Necessary information[edit | edit source]

Full Name: Patrick Wood Crusius

SID Number: 18177858

TDCJ Number: 02552553

(include both the SID and TDCJ numbers in your letter)

1400 FM 3452; Palestine, TX 75803 is the address of his current facility.

(903) 723-5074 is their number.

Note: any references to violence and, most likely, references to Nazism will get the letter thrown out. You SHOULD be able to get away with mentioning the Chudjak, though.

You can also visit Patrick in prison, though this is subject to a LOT of scheduling and (most likely) is only possible if you are in Texas.

Gallery[edit | edit source]

Popular memes[edit | edit source]

Leaking/seething[edit | edit source]

Killing Troonjak[edit | edit source]

Happy Chud[edit | edit source]

Other Templates[edit | edit source]

Other[edit | edit source]

Lore >I heccin' love fanfiction!!![edit | edit source]

The West has fallen. Millions must die.

Chud Westfallen Crusius, or C.W.C., and was born on July 27, 2002 in Allen, Texas, and is 23. Despite his age, he has no job and still lives with his parents. In his freetime chud spends hours online "Combatting ZOG propaganda" by posting on /pol/ 12 hours a day and arguing with children and teenagers. As a kid, Chud was always bullied, and had no luck with women due to being autistic and having approximately ZERO RIZZ 💀😭. In order to cope with this, he claims that the Jews forced his parents to vaccinate him, which caused his autism. On top of his autism, Chud also has a rare medical diagnosis that causes him to piss himself whenever he gets mad. This caused him to be made fun of when he was in school. Chud has refused to get medical help because he thinks the doctors are Jewish and will give him ZOG aids, Chud has been leaking more and more lately and he can't control it anymore. His mother has tried kicking him out due to his age, which he refutes by stating that 23 is still young.

Chud lies a lot and says he works out. Chud can lift 2 cartons of milk. He constantly got in trouble in middle school for questioning his classmates about their ancestry, and calling them "swarthy mutts" whenever they didn't answer with German or Nordic. He also claims that porn and race mixing is a Jewish psyop, but despite that he still spends many hours a week gooning to brown anime girls taking BWC.

Chud has few friends, though he is quite good friends with Nate, an 18 [I thought he was 15…]year old teenager, alongside Nate's baby brother Caca, who has an unusual fondness for "uncle Chud". Nate spends his time on Sharty rather than /pol/, but him and Chud are still great friends and share many of the same beliefs regarding anyone who disagrees with them. They usually hang together after school, though Nate's parents are highly skeptical about Chud's influence on their young son, and slightly concerned about the fact that a man 5 years older than him is so friendly with him and his baby brother. He is also known for Killing Famous singer Lil Dolphy in a Mr. Kiwi Store in Mexico and a bunch of others on June 13th, 2026.

Most of Chud's family is ashamed of him due to his political extremism and lack of a social life, excepting Chud's father and grandfather, who are both Nazis. His family often lies for him and says that he has Tourette's and autism to avoid explaining to the people they have over why their 23 year old son sill lives with them and constantly yells nigger at the top of his lungs and puffs up and blows up like a bubble whenever he sees a woke flag or some other shit he doesn’t like. This has fueled his mother's attempts at forcing Chud to get a job and move out. However, Chud still refuses.

Chud also owns multiple firearms and weapons. These include an authentic Nazi trench blade, a Glock-19 handgun, an AR-15, a Mossberg 500, and a single stick of dynamite. He owns several full magazines for all of these weapons. This makes him eerily similar to the real Chudjak.

Popularity outside the Party[edit | edit source]

Best known for turning the country from niggerhell to aryanheaven.[9]

Chudjak has gained moderate popularity as a meme outside the Party on sites such as Twitter and Reddit. He is mostly known as the "Millions Must Die Wojak". This popularity has led to many people on these sites making their own edits of Chudjak in the "Millions Must X" format.[10]

Henceforth, this has spawned the Brimstone inadvertently linked towards the major influx of Troons, Twitter Users, and Discordians on the Sharty, otherwise known as "Chudbob Soypants" contrary to the pre-requisite recognition soyteens exhibited to the gem around the time it was made.

He has been used by the President of El Salvador Nayib Bukele[11] and the official White House X account (albeit it was a dusty AI-made image)[12]

Memes such as "billions must x", "nothing ever happens", "i'm only X, X is young" can be considered as mostly dead and completely ruined by normies.

Since at least late 2025, the term has been bastardized by xitter and tiktokgroids who think it just means a fat loser. Even right wing normies used this term to insult shitlibs[13]

Little Chuddy[edit | edit source]

Little Chuddy is a middle schooler from Massachusetts who was recently banned from wearing a shirt that says "there are only 2 genders". His glasses and extreme white and smooth skin make him look a lot like chudjak. Despite being multiple months old, people still post this exact image with the phrase "lil chuddy" again and again. It is theorized that this is Chudjak's little brother or some reincarnation. Little Chuddy has become a bit of a icon with conservatives, so he has been going on interviews with Fox News (dangerous alt right bigot site btw) and has taken it in stride. His parents are probably just using their son for money or Facebook likes. Little Chuddy is partially used on facebook by boomers.

Little Chuddy is a dangerous right wing bigot who wants to exterminate those heccing transqueens. Make sure to tell little chuddy thats hes a bigot if you ever see him.

Chvdmaxxing: The Vltimate Gvide[edit | edit source]

This page is a wall of text!(You) VVILL add images and make the text less dense.
Why yes, I do Chudmaxx, how could you tell?

With the magic of the internet, even the most politically-correct sensitive progressives can be turned into far-right Chuds in a matter of minutes! Here is a comprehensive, step-by-step tutorial on how to unleash your inner Chud to the fullest.

Some of these steps take elements from the schizo and incel spheres in which Chuds often engage in, and as such will include semi-retarded steps. Please note that this tutorial is designed mainly for white males, and that any minorities (aside from Israelis) attempting this WILL be made fun of and ostracized by the majority of Chud society. Don't believe me? Tell me how retarded the nigger in this picture looks and reconsider your path in life. Women who adopt the Chud aesthetic are also often made fun of and called attention whores by the majority of Chuds, so I personally do not recommend that any women reading attempt to Chudmaxx.

Begin with your physical appearance

  • Change your resting face in order to have a slight frown at all times
  • Wear glasses
  • Thicken your eyebrows (using oil or growth serum)
  • Get bigger lips if they're too small
  • A red shirt or t-shirt and cargo shorts/khakis is now your go-to outfit. Avoid changing out of this outfit style if you can
  • Trim your hair short, not too short so that you appear bald, but short enough so that the texture is not immediately apparent at first sight
  • Wear boots with white laces, even indoors
You, after completing this guide.

Have you completed these steps? If so, congratulations, you now look exactly like a Chud! But now you need to think and act like one.

  • Embrace far right ideologies, such as fascism, conservatism <---- Thats Jewish nusoi, and nationalism, or all of the above. If you are not familiar/comfortable with these ideas, start with more logical and moderate views and work your way up to the extreme ones.
  • NOTE: Try to avoid going full Branigger with your views, keep them at LEAST comprehensible and non-degenerate (I.E Right Wing Anarchism). Stay far away from Twitter and use /pol/ and its adjacent sites.
  • Research the global Jewish elites and how they have changed and corrupted "da west".
  • Read antisemitic literature such as The International Jew by Henry Ford or Mein Kampf by Adolf Hitler (ESSENTIAL) (Others include: Siege, The Turner Diaries and The inconvenient Truth) See Also: Fascist Literature
  • Start reposting, creating, and generally spreading chud-adjacent memes and jokes through the internet, but avoid publicly expressing these views for now. This is the first step of spreading propaganda.
  • Gradually become more comfortable with your views, and grow your knowledge of right-wing talking points, arguments, and refutations. This is VERY important for any serious Chud.
  • If you can't bring yourself to include Morgan Freeman and Kanye West in global TND, simply embrace TPD🗝️(Total Pedophile Death), TZD🗝️(Total Zoophile Death), and/or the OTHER TND🗝️ (Total Necrophile Death) instead, as these are far more morally (and socially) acceptable than killing all niggers. You should, however, only care when these degenerates are people you don't like.
  • On taking the moral high ground and cherrypicking, lurk on Kiwifarms and /raid/ to find out about possible degenerates in your area.
  • If you are a tech-savvy Chud, you may want to learn OSINT and begin witch-hunting said degenerates, and enlisting your personal army against them. This contributes to the improvement of the web by driving degenerate freaks off of it, and also contributes to the saving of the heckin' Westerino!
  • NOTE: We, the Sharty, will NOT help you if the person you're trying to 'ox and 'ape is not severely degenerate. Harassing random trannies that haven't done much else wrong is a waste of time, or something.
  • Furthermore, while IRL trolling IS keyed, you should refrain from breaking the law (Even doe chuds break the law). If your target is a proven criminal, gather evidence and begin to cooperate with the police. This is a MUCH better solution than taping a Soyjak to their door and drawing "Fuck Niggers" on their car for whatever reason. Reporting degenerate criminals to the police (gestapo) and having them arrested is, of course, aryan and can actually help save the Party and the West[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?].
  • On IRL trolling/heckin' based activism, you should start printing out and placing down Chud-oriented posters. This can be done on your collge/ high school campus, or in any (preferrably high-traffic) areas in your city. If you live in a blue state/city, wear a mask and do so at night.
  • If you have done everything right, you should be chronically online enough to believe in most fringe ideologies, and autistic enough to talk about these things in real life. While some consider this to be stupid, if you live in a conservative or neutral area it usually won't matter at all. If you DO live in a liberal area, you may be able to get away with protesting more mundane or neutral things like white guilt or faggot flags everywhere. If you live in a VERY liberal area (Los Angeles, New York City, etc.) then this is a VERY bad idea. Move somewhere less faggy, if possible.
  • Do what Patrick Crusius di- We at soyjak wiki don't condone ANY violence :)

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