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2025

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January

• January 1 - Brimstone Winter 2025 begins. The new year. The elimination phase of the Board Advent begins and half of the boards are snapped away, leaving 12.
• January 2 - ToonSoy is unbanned from the schlog and the 'ru. Half of the boards are snapped again, leaving 6.
• January 3 - Half of the boards are snapped again, leaving 3. The Frootcord2 leaks happen. <-- All SNCA slop. May all jannies drown in boiling shit. /qa/ Network officially airs for the first time, premiering with 442oons, followed by other forced media. Continuing from the previous day, a femtard named "QueenofDance" is raided and doxed on /soy/, while also getting 'za'd and called on the phone during the stream, leading xir to end it.
• January 4 - The Board Advent ends with the deletion of /leftysoy/, making /bp/ and /dem/ permanent boards.
• January 5 - A ‘teen creates a script on kiwifarms which reacts to everyone on kiwifarms with the autistic sticker, causing a lot of seethe from the users. Coincidentally, this lines up with null (the Kiwi Farms owner) re-enabling sticker notifications for every user, causing every poster on Kiwi Farms to be bombarded with notifications. Lavender Coffee returns with a video complaining about being doxed by Snarky Snappy.
• January 6 - Cobson steals the Zarty's 55555th GET.
• January 7 - A haunted image of Klaus Schwab is posted. /gem/ is made private once again. Astrofene/CrimeanChud is exposed for being a splintercuck and is banned from all SoySphere sites.
• January 8 - A drawfag furry streamer attempts to recreate poopson, resulting in ‘teens being frightened.
• January 9 - A drawfag makes some eldritch, incomprehensible, slow-burn horror (without jumpscares) woahjaks. A ‘teen bots 4chan with invitations to the ‘party. Mist sets up a Cytube; however, this results in Chimperator temporarily having his moderator status revoked on the schlog after a false flag against him occurs during the stream.
• January 10 - ‘Teens make a thread to raid Tamers' newest video with his dox; it is deleted by a janny, but later remade and stickied. ‘Teens do another whiteboard raid.

The Whiteboard raid on January 10

• January 11 - a thread is made reminding ‘ki editors to stop neglecting this page. A thread was made and stickied by the dev mud / quote reading, “If you are experiencing integrity errors, please clear your cache.” /webm/ gets deleted, causing backlash from some users. ‘teens raid random printers in colleges and workplaces with soyjaks and other imagery. An attempt to dox a boykisser troon child was made in order to contact his parents, who likely don’t know about his online activities. (nothing has happened yet).
• January 12 - The schlog is removed from the Sharty's topbar. Soyteens tried, and failed, to steal the 700000000 GET on 4cuck's /v/.
• January 13 - The Ribbit Rally and its booru went down.
• January 14 - A soyteen allegedly hacked into his crush's iMessage for calling soyjak a "dumb drawing". Bronies attempt to steal the 9600000 GET, but it is obtained by a Gigafly poster. soyjak.party's main page now has an "Other Soysphere Sites" section, featuring SoyBooru, Soyjak Wiki, The Soysylum, Soyjak.blog, and the Dailyjak Telegram channel. Cobson steals the 2888888 GET on 4cuck's /diy/. Cobson also stole the [s4s] 12000000 GET.

The GET on s4s/ on January 15, 2025

• January 15 - Soyteens fucked with the tranny streamer QueenofDance again.
• January 16 - Nintendo announces the Switch 2, which is met with critical acclaim by soyboys and the usual suspects. Jannies sticky a post related to the Switch 2 on /soy/. TWPs were coping at the /r/ 19600000 GET. Astrofene/CrimeanChud is unbanned from the 'ru and most Soysphere sites.
• January 17 - A 'teen on /raid/ doxes MythrodakTV. The pedophile RedRondomi gets doxed by the Sharty. Mustard loses it completely after some people complain about spam. DOLL creates a Threat Level Assessment thread.
• January 18 - A dox thread was created on /soy/, resulting in two doxes and a raid on the "Non Normative Identities Alliance", which is administered by a bot with the Pedo Pride Flag. This resulted in some gems being posted to the site by a few soyteens.
• January 19 - Quote unblocked VPNs sitewide for a day as an experiment. A thread was moved to the hidden board /shrk/.
• January 20 - Quote announces that he is "pleased with how the experiment turned out" and that VPNs will remain unblocked indefinitely.
• January 21 - A spine-chilling sequel to the award-winning gem "Frooty Destruction", titled "Mustard Destruction", is released. Soyteens raided that one public thermal printer again.
• January 22 - The admins allowed residential proxies for a one-day test period. Soyteens raided Qwitter, a tranny-run Xitter clone that only lets you tweet one post. Soyteens also raided chitchat, an omegle clone full of pedos and trannies. AND NOTHING ELSE HAPPENED AT ALL, THAT IS THE END OF IT OK? ONTO THE NEXT DAY GOY! STOP INVESTIGATING FURTHER, IF YOU DO, WE WILL KILL YOU WITH A HAMMER. Some obsessed jartycuck's tbp leaked o algo asi.
• January 23 - The 9696969 GET is obtained. Null asks the soyjak.party thread on Kiwifarms for someone to make a Tim Poole jak.
• January 24 - The feds pull the plug on Skibidi Farms. Total Foodist Death! The name field is re-enabled and IDs are disabled on /soy/ because "one of the admins wanted to enable it for an hour because he likes trolling namefags." A thread about 'ru drama is stickied.
• January 26 - /chr/ soyteens wiped /bp/.
• January 27 - It is announced that the Shemmy will shut down on January 31.
• January 29 - The Booru finally reaches 80,000 posts with a feralrage bearing the Burundi flag.
• January 30 - The Shemmy shuts down. The first round of the 2025 presidential election on /dem/ takes place. A thread is posted with the username "Lee Goldson" stating that /soy/'s pony problems would be solved if it got 5000 replies.

The aforementioned thread on January 30

• January 31 - /soy/ Soyteens once again raid the Whiteboard. R/Markiplier including Darkiplier gets involved. Many gems are acquired. Youtuber UpsTube/Scaphenaph makes a video about the Whiteboard Fox raids. The second and final round of the 2025 presidential election on /dem/ takes place. The aforementioned Lee Goldson thread reaches 5000 replies, and Lee announces that all ponies reported on /soy/ would bleed out and perish for 6 hours.

February

• February 1 - An admin announces that mediator applications will be open for the next seven days. An IRL soyjak popularised by MoistCr1TiKaL has a massive clitty leak after being fired from a UPS store in an unknown location. Shemmy refugees move to leftychan and Shemmy’s bunker. Gold wins the /dem/ election. Soyteens colonize an altchan called Trashchan.

The election results shown on February 1st

• February 2 - A soyteen uncovered an ancient Facebook group consisting of an old and insular sector of (4chan's) /qa/ oldGODS who had somehow remained untouched, maintained their culture, and regularly posted 'jaks and soyquotes; efforts were made to invite them to the main site (though some lamented that they would ACK if they saw the state of the 'log in 2025). Soyteens continued the colonization effort from the previous day (see February 1). The colonization effort also expanded to include an entire sphere of interconnected tranime altchans. A soyteen created a thread calling for the doxing of tranny game dev b0tster, only for soyteens to realize that xhe had already been 'oxed, so 'zas began to be sent instead.
• February 4 - /soy/ wipes /dem/ catalog while the jannies are asleep. /bp/ joins in even doe they did most of the raiding so it was really /soy/ joining in. Princessparkles gets unbanned from the schlog.
• February 5 - The president of Argentina posted a soyjak. Froot rejoins the blog just to personally ban Princessparkles again. SoyBooru's 100000 GET is posted and deleted later. Soyteens succeeded in taking Tamers12345's YouTube channel down, and a thread about this was stickied.

The SoyBooru 100k get, uploaded by GemersonLakeAndPalmer.

• February 6 - There was a sizable 'ackbox raid thread. Also, some idiot created Albertjak.
• February 7 - Nusois got baited into thinking that 4chan's /qa/ reopened, and one nusoi even got baited into deleting his entire C: folder along with his operating system. The 9888888 GET is obtained. Soyteens raid incels.is, an incel pedophile website full of clittycels who hate the Sharty. Soyteens raid a stickied megathread for trannies on Uboachan, a lolicon pedophile tranny imageboard. A sizeable StrawPage raid thread was created.
• February 8 - Xittertroons discovered the Soyjak Wiki article on ChibiReviews and were mindbroken. Froot went to some club in Spain, showed what shirt he was wearing, and told teens to meet him. Soyteens proceeded to start reporting Froot to the club's management.
• February 9 - A 'teen posted a thread about his squirreljak disappearing from his 'jak, leading to an investigation that caused him to disappear. An admin announces that new mediators have been hired. Another whiteboardfox raid.
• February 10 - Printer raid 3 occurs.
• February 11 - /soy/ Soyteens once again-again raid the Whiteboard Fox. R/Markiplier is involved Darkiplier is spotted leading the raid. Clitty leakage from the Whiteboard Fox continues. One soyteen finds a way to bypass image perms with a gemmy script. A soyteen successfully manages to larp as /pol/ and convince whiteboard cacas that their IPs will be leaked on February 15. The flag tag on the booru reaches 10000 posts.
• February 12 - A soyteen turned a bunch of troonjaks into letters and made an entire font out of them.
• February 13 - A few soyteens vandalised the Lena Raine page on the now abandoned Fandom Minecraft Wiki. As on November 14, 2024, all default usernames on /soy/ are replaced with the names of different 'jak variants and subvariants. This time, though, the names are randomized per post rather than preserved per IP. The whiteboard raid from two days ago is still brewing, and the thread surpasses 3000 replies. Soyworld is released, a soycraft splinter run by Gold.
• February 14 - A soyteen made some Sharty-themed ads for his school's bakefair. Tamers returns to YouTube, after which a spam-report thread is made.
• February 15 - The 10,000,000th post on /soy/ is reached, replying to a 'veri post with "do this". This caused furries to be banned on /nate/ and /bp/ to be made an NSFW board. /bp/ was also spammed by soyteens and soygoy, some namefag, threatened to reopen /bp/'s offsite steam group chats which were closed as part of 9a0c's demands for the board's creation. 9a0c threatened to delete /bp/ and ban him in response. The whiteboard raid is STILL going strong, and the thread is about to clear 4000 replies. Gold is impeached. Soyteens dox Ethan Is Online.
• February 16 - The 50,000th post on /bp/ is reached: an image of The Right Bryan (an individual who is a popular meme on iFunny) with his face photoshopped onto Shrek with the caption "Oh laddeh, it really doesn't". 9a0c announces that /bp/ is set to explode in an hour. After an hour had passed, the website itself exploded and everyone flooded into IRC as no one could post for a short while, and when the site came back, /bp/ was gone. An Olympic soyduel took place.
• February 17 - A soyteen dropped off another goyslop (like Ongezellig, TADC and FPE) named "terrible mouse", showing an animated movie made with Zepeto Animation Maker (he's also probably the one who documented this SNCA here). A thread was posted by an unjokly tranny stating a general disdain towards the userbase of this site, this person was promptly mindbroken by the userbase. A bog-standard bait thread was posted. Nusois are fucking retarded.
• February 18 - /soy/ jannies cracked down on NAS. 9a0c announced that for a test period of seven days, threads without a soy in the OP on /soy/ would be moved or deleted. A thread that sought to break the record for the largest thread in imageboard history is posted. A /soy/ 'teen finds out that pedophile anarchists (calling themselves Squat Hilla) illegally took over a kindergarten in Finland, where they hold gay orgies and drug parties, and begins messing with the anarchists by sending them 'zzas, visits from Jehovah's Witnesses, and Qurans. The anarchists find out and begin panicking and leaking from their clitties. One soyteen goes to take pictures of the place and is almost attacked by drug addicts. At the time of writing, they are working on finding their identities, doxing them, and reporting them to the authorities. One soyteen reports them to Finnish nationalist news outlets and the FSB (due to their ties to the Resistance Committee of Ukrainian Revolutionaries). THREAD IS ARCHIVED, CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATION. Hit game Jartycuck's Basics In Coal 'n Gooning 2 'p is released.
• February 19 - The Soyjak Wiki logo is deemed the best among the official Soysphere websites in a poll posted on /soy/. Sidcity outlives the Jarty and becomes the longest-lived splinter of all time.
• February 20 - A Reddit account belonging to a soyteen is discovered. His account history consists mostly of daily posts and comments in trans-related subreddits, and he has a link to "D.I.Y. HRT" in his bio. 9a0c announces the beginning of a "/qa/ revitalization plan". Invincible Season 3 Episode 5 is released, featuring a cameo by Nate Higgers.
• February 21 - BadlandsChugs releases a video sponsored by Gem Defender: Soyjak Survivors in which he drinks Sproke. The Soyteens discovered ancient pre-soystory IAS holy places on Google Maps. A new restricted thread feature is added to /soy/ that "prevents lurkers and banned users from reading replies".
• February 22 - The first round of the February 2025 presidential election begins in /dem/. 'eens tried to steal 4chan's /lgbt/ 39000000 GET, though they ended up getting the 38999999th GET.
• February 23 - A soyteen allegedly got Soot to agree to an interview. A large thread is created discussing how soy boys have evolved into mullet numales and how new 'jaks must be made to get with the times.
• February 24 - [VON STROHEIM] is elected as the new president of /dem/. Another Snekmo raid is organized.
• February 25 - The NASsacre ends and its rules are incorporated into /soy/'s ruleset with some modifications. MulletGEMs won.
• February 26 - Some obsessed troon started spamming the log whining that people didn't like his troonslop. The Shiwi shut down. Users on /dem/ freak out over the unjustified banning of an innocent poster responding to a BBC spammer on the board. They were unbanned, but unfortunately the damage was done.
• February 27 - Impjak posters try to obtain the 10140000th GET on /soy/, but fail to do so. ShrekGODs fight with MinionGODs. The Shiwi is re-opened. Cobson steals the /jp/'s 49000000 GET.
• February 28 - SPVA comes back to posting. Teens doxed Apollo Foxxo, a zoophile who called being against gooning to animals "christofascism". Nate Higgers was discovered to be Jewish. A new splinter is made. Soyteens started colonizing a semi-chuddy semi-tranny subreddit called r/WojakDrawings and ran into an actual cuck there. One 'teen also managed to bait 200+ Redditors into clicking a cob.soy link. 'eens yet again decided to do another Whiteboard Fox raid.

March

• March 1 - /soy/ 'eens make an VNC raid thread to print cobson.png on computers but instead they start messing with water pumps, treatment facilities, and nuclear power plants (again). One 'een gets a visit from the glowies. A humanornot raid thread is made, with tons of plebbitors and trannies having their IPs grabbed. Gape Sinatra released his hit single, Soyteens Stupid. The 'Marty got cattywiped by a shrekGOD.
• March 2 - A 'teen makes a Twitch channel broadcasting a range of different soyjak videos. Some Frisian dad gets 8 'zas delivered to his house after a schizo pretends to self-dox himself. MartyGODs raid /shrk/ and steal its 360 GET.
• March 3 - 'Teens organize another VNC raid. SPVA uploads a bone-chilling, spine-tingling, jumpscare-free, emotionally-draining video titled "Gapejaks Bussy". Oh and 9a0c unbanned FURraisin.
• March 4 - 9a0c leaks and moves all criticism of him to /q/. Soyteens discuss 9a0c's fall from grace. A perfectly normal thread not aimed at anyone in particular is made. Mist is getting BBC some hate. Soyteens uncovered Evilsoyjak.party. Gold wins the /dem/ elections, appoints CobsonTALKS as VP.
• March 5 - The 'cuck goes down; migrants flood the 'arty with many considering staying because it reminds them of /qa/ so much. CobsonTALKS creates a ton of variant:unknown brim and spams multiple boards. A raid thread against souldrivenlove is made. A soyteen uncovered a huge furry pedophile Discord with connections to foodists and /bp/, and the owner was doxed.
• March 6 - Froot agreed to an interview with sozjak, the soyteen behind the Soot interview. Soyteens were laughing at some horsefucker pedophile on Xitter getting catfished, only to realize he had a schlog account.
• March 7 - /Soy/'eens raided Quora and established r/markiplier there. This causes a Jewish defence attorney named (((Manny Horowitz))) to leak from his clitty. Booru embeds get enabled on the Sharty, making the site unusable since there’s no limit to the number of images allowed per reply. A soyteen got cheated on so he posted his girlfriend's address, and she was summarily za'd. Some soyteen botted a rule34 porn website and made Cobson the most cummed-on character.
• March 8 - 9a0c announced new rules banning misogyny in honor of International Women's Day. 'Teens from /soy/ raid the 'fe to celebrate women. The Party dies for 6 hours after the server hard disk got full.
• March 9 - A string of telegraph replies dating to August 28, 1889 is discovered by teens. 'Teens raided Racerneem again, about a year and a half after the original. Froot reappears in the Shiwi thread to post bait again.
• March 10 - The Froot interview took place. 9a0c announced the beginning of Direct Democracy Week. CobsonTALKS raids a YouTuber, GoodKhaos, who has 326K subs. He reacts to Sharty videos and the wiki, and he also looks like a soyjak. Some Mod made a FPE thread pretending to be Miss Circle.
• March 11 - A 'teen made a poll to end Direct Democracy Week early, which gained over 50% support, forcing 9a0c to comply and return the website back to normal.
• March 12 - Soyteens manage to count to 10. Soyteens raid a latinx on Twitch. He dances to jartycuck gems. /soy/ discovers that gemmy new AIjaks can be created using Google Gemini.
• March 13 - Nusoifails attempted to steal the /biz/ 60000000 GET and failed again. The 59999999 GET was stolen by WMAF, making it a total Sharty loss. Froot announces the beginning of a "gemmy era".
• March 14 - Lesotho Niggers invade /soy/ and get into a heated argument with each other. One of them admits to being a member of Boko Haram. Froot bans furfaggotry from /qa/ again and bans bronies too outside of /nate/. Massive seethe occurs. The catalogs of /soy/ and /qa/, with the exception of pinned posts, are deleted by jannies for unknown reasons. 9a0c announces that rule 5 has received an update. Soyblox is founded.
• March 15 - A Swedish 'een is visited by the feds and forced to explain what the Sharty was in front of his parents. Soyteens find an IRL Spadeson/Chris Chan 2.0 and try to dox them. Soyteens raided Fandom.com.
• March 16 - Froot pissed on the servers again. irc.soyjak goes down because of this. A dox on a dyke artist is happening. A Roblox raid happens too. A jiggie raid happens too or something (froot was there ev&oe that might not be him). There's also a Lena Raine 'ox thread. A literally who 'ox raid happens too. Soyteens are attempting to dox a literal incest pedo tranny couple.
• March 17 - Soyteens continue raiding the couple. Soyteens witness unspeakable things on a 4cuck thread while trying to raid it. 9a0c institutes a one-hour ban on images of soyjaks without quote arrows on /soy/, starting at 4:44 p.m. CDT. Spadeson steals Lainchan’s 11111 GET.
• March 18 - Cobson is in danger, but luckily Doctos, Wholesome Gape, and Chudjak save him. A foid posts a photo of her vagina on /soy/ with timestamps. She claims to be 19, but users are still afraid she might be lying about her age and that it could be 'p.
• March 19 - /soy/ is locked for a few hours. THE DOT IS GONE. Aldi YouTuber Graysland plays Jartycuck's Basics, but quickly edits out the segment and claims it gave his computer a Trojan. A gemmy Roblox raid took place.
• March 20 - 'Teens successfully got a full dox on the incest pedo tranny couple and sent them the 'za, 'rans, and other shit you never want at your front door.
• March 21 - The jannies reinstitute the Kuz-era 5 board plan, receiving mixed reactions from the Sharty. The timer is replaced with the dot for some reason. David Steven Cohen, head writer of Courage the Cowardly Dog, passes away at 58.
• March 22 - Soyteens are extremely worried that he is coming. The Sharty goes down for 30 minutes.
• March 23 - A soyteen's girlfriend threatens to leave him if he won't stop using the Sharty. A new namefag proposes the idea of a better /qa/. A massive soyduel, spanning 250+ quotes, occurs under a neutralplier blogpost between Feraljak and Euromutt.
• March 24 - 'Teens find an IRL Spadeson calling people who don't like BBC "miserable". /pol/fags make a Turkish Mudslime leak very hard and Large amounts of milk were Acquired. The 'farty is being created. A soyteen is making a Cobson 3D model for a project.
• March 25 - Obsessed 'teens flood /soy/ with Froot.
• March 26 - A spammer war breaks out, with Froot spammers and DOLL spammers fighting in threads, later to be joined by Kuz and Root spammers. Kiwi Farms is banned in the UK (for some reason, the timer was all about The 'Farms British loicense expiring). <-- MEDS NOW!
• March 27 - A Nintendo Direct happens. Jannies sticky the discussion thread. 'Teens raid ytdraws.win, resulting in its Rasinty servers going down.
• March 28 - /dem/ elections start again and a thread is pinned on /soy/. A dinosaur-loving tranny on the IRC admits to raping a chicken that he later ran over. JewTuber and discord gooner Proxima64 gets doxed by ‘teens. A Twitch raid thread nets over 750 replies, with 'cado being deployed to over a dozen different streamers. Teens also get back-to-back call-ins on some fat frognigger's Twitch show with over 600 viewers.
• March 29 - 'teens laugh at videos of some black negro called Trevon Sellers harassing people. A 'za thread on Parlo was stickied for a while. The REAL Soytan (it's true) makes a Q&A thread on /soy/. Multiple dinosaur obsessed hen rapists and a chud cracking tripcodes are loose on /dem/. A 'teen suggests that the Farty should be the first Sharty splinter in a language other than English, plus board ideas. Cornson 'teens corn up the 'log.
• March 30 - 3 'teens raid foid pedonigger board Fujochan that's actually just full of trans men, spamming Cobson and Cado and causing it to lock every board.
• March 31 - Rootists and Frootists (and some Dollists) cattywipe /soy/.

April

• April 1 - Second Shrek-Minion War APRIL FOOLS! The wiki is redesigned to look like a Wikia site complete with fake ads. Froot decides to LARP as kuz and "restores" larp group, creating ib.kolyma.org and redirecting soyjak.st to it, causing tons of antimatter to pop up such as porn and drawn 'p. Due to that, a new splinter is created.
• April 2 - IT'S OVE—I mean, IT'S JUST GETTING STARTED. Fake Kuz hosts a Q&A. The April Fools' event ends with the wiki and Sharty going back to normal, with the latter going back to normal pretty late.
• April 3 - [] unlocked the thread limits. Soyteens vandalized a Wikipedia page with Meximutt. Media approval now bumps posts.
• April 4 - Sale of soyjak.blog. The first stage of the April 2025 /dem/ presidential election begins. All Soysphere sites briefly go down, but later come back online. /qa/ passed /pol/ in PPH for a few hours thanks to one literally autistic Touhou spammer and his friend. A new board called /korn/ was made by Froot.
• April 5 - The first round of /dem/ elections concludes. In a surprise move, Gold drops out and endorses Soob. The three remaining candidates are Soob, Dove, and Cobson.
• April 6 - /pol/teens raided 4chan /pol/ with poop and niggers dying. /soy/ explodes with complaints towards a particularly autistic Terrible Mouse spammer.
• April 7 - JS Paint is added by Quote. A new trend forms where you deform soyjaks with it. The Czech Republic is unrangebanned. Cobson is declared the winner of the April 2025 /dem/ presidential election and is set to become the 5th President of /dem/ very soon. SoySPRING is announced. A poll is stickied asking 'teens if classic amerimutt posts should be allowed on the SoyBooru.
• April 8 - GEMMMY WINRAID ON YTDRAWS!! SOYTEENS MADE THE TROONS DISBAND! The site got mass-reported for phishing by the troons, leading to a phishing warning upon connecting.
• April 9 - Naval warfare occurs for some reason on /soy/.
• April 10 - 'eens steal the 111111 GET on a DNB Tranime site using Nate, avoiding drawn 'p by one post. Naval warfare continues on /soy/ for some reason and escalates, resulting in the loss of one submarine due to a BRAPNVKE. The Shiwi is acked by a massive Null clitty leakage after a few prominent soyteens argued with him, leading to the martyring of over 10 brave Shiwis. Xitter gegbvll H-1BeezNuts is doxed and sent ‘zas after trying to get soyteens to fight him IRL.
• April 11 - A soyteen makes a confession thread on /soy/ which quickly escalates.
• April 12 - Nothing ever happened.
• April 13 - Evil versions of 'eens invade the Party, and they fight the good versions. The First Instance of Chicken Factory Is Posted.
• April 14 - Soyspring/Soyblox organizers reveal themselves to be infighting furfags. Instead, 'teens splinter off and host a winraid against Soyspring on Raid Bunker II. A gemmy adventure thread was made. NIGGA I'M SURFING TO PAGE 40 AGAIN! Final Operation Soytanic raid. TEENS HACK 4CUCK AND REGAIN CONTROL OF /QA/, WHICH CAUSES The 'ACK.
• April 15 - The effects of the Great Cuckset are felt throughout this day. Major news networks write articles about the 'ack, with some even mentioning the Party. /tech/ chuds try to reverse-engineer and update the outdated yotsuba engine.
• April 16 - After a vote by 9a0c, /g/, /v/, /tech/, /tv/, and /fit/ were added to handle the influx of 4cuck rapefugees. PPH is at a record high, surpassing 4500 PPH. The booru reaches 90,000 total posts.
• April 17 - Popular Twitch streamer XQC watches a video and namedrops the Sharty. Froot showed up again for the first time in a while. S0I1337 leaks some more 4chan source code here. Froot adds a new board, /cftf/ - cars from the front. Archiving is down now. Archive these later.
• April 18 - /biz/ and /k/ are added. Soyteens unleash the Reddit detectives inside them by trying to identify backgrounds from 'p listed on the FBI's website.
• April 19 - Mustard hosts a banner submission thread on /r/.
• April 20 - The catalog is spammed with Necrobumps, Shiite Videos, LeBron James gifs, Pepes, and more. It is also Adolf Hitler's birthday.
• April 21 - A botGOD cattywiped /nate/ with never goon media, surpassing /soy/ in PPH. Brimmy racebait floods the catty. The old https Sharty domain redirects to some login page. A story gets released about the sinking of the Soytanic to critical acclaim. Automatically generated filenames are changed from Futaba-like Unix timestamps with a random letter at the end to jschan-like random hexadecimal filenames.
• April 22 - Miladychan.org was raided by 'teens.
• April 23 - Some rootist tried to cattywipe /soy/ with pictures of Root. /soy/ becomes flooded with bait. Iceland LOST. An ancientGOD reveals themselves to be the creator of both Chudjak AND the Markiplier Soyjak, as well as other gems like Yotsoyba.

• April 24 - The schlog goes down at midnight for mutt hours.
• April 25 - 4chan came back online at 17:10:05 UTC (first post after the outage). /QA/ IS GONE. It's down again. 'Teens organize a raid against 4cuck in retaliation.
• April 26 - The Schlog comes back with a new owner and a new domain after Froot sold it. The new owner is telnet, and the new domain is soyjakblog.com.
• April 27 - 9a0c adds /grox/ after the 200000 GET on /q/. Pennsylvania gets the 1200000 GET on /pol/ and dedicates it to Ireland. 'Teens decide to commit cybercrimes AGAIN on The Sharty. Doxteens attempt to dox Lessons in Meme Culture and fail after realizing his OPSEC isn't shit, leading to the thread getting raped by frogs. 7chan is raided by teens and their /b/ board is reduced to one page. Chud debates the concept of femboys with Astolfo posters.
• April 28 - Soyteens decide to do some cybercrimes AGAIN; Portugal, Spain, and Andorra lose power for half a day, making VNCteens think they caused it, geg. The old Futaba-like filenames are restored. A few weeks before this, some teen created a thread in which he put 'jaks into his school slideshow. Apparently, he actually did it, as what seems to be another teen from the same school created a thread on this day asking who was behind the stealthjakking. The seventh Operation Reality thread was created. A 'teen fills a soap dispenser at his work with 'um and 'eepee.
• April 29 - A Finnish user working in gamedev puts Cobson in some SNCA game's files. Some pedophile gets permabanned for posting gay nate porn.^{[no citation because I'm not archiving that shit]}
• April 30 - An actual foid on /soy/ shows her paper Nate cutouts. CobsonTALKS becomes the 6th president of /dem/. Warrior-Z braps up a 'booru comment section so hard that it breaks and exceeds the comment limit. This results in Soysneed having to reset the site and reprogram it to support longer comment sections.

May

• May 1 - Soyteens 'ox a brapzilian 'blox troon named ArticKitsune. A brave Soyteen taped a series of 'jaks to the house of an in-the-process-of-trooning-out boy from Massachusetts named Jakob Perkins. The Soyteen in question also yelled "You will never be a woman!" after taping the 'jaks.
• May 2 - Souldrivenlove has been 'OXED, leading to a few 'saken 'cords being raided. 'Teens 'jak The Romano Report. Froot gets banned on 'iwifarms because he made some e-dater leak. Purpletext is added. Charlotte Grant Fosgate joins the 41%.
• May 3 - NAS gets allowed on SoyBooru. << It's only frogs and gigas doe. 'Teens begin datamining a pedo. For some reason a bunch of foids reveal themselves to be soyteens today. New Froot appearance, exposing a chud for sameGODDING xis thread.
• May 4 - Cobson is spotted in France. Froot appears in a random /soy/ thread to defend frogposters. Mustard holds a Q&A on /soy/. Soyteens found a 'p condo creator in 'blox. A Reddit mod named Megan Hilkey makes a post on /soy/ asking 'teens to stop false flagging as r/Markiplier during raids and is doxed in the very same thread.
• May 5 - VNC GODs are back at it again, committing cybercrimes in an attempt to cause WW3, plans come out to do a cyber psyop attack on Russia and Ukraine on May 9th to cause WW3. A devteen reveals Towerald, a kino browser game made in Unity, and asks 'teens to help with background design. 'teens notice that kuz-supporting pedophiles were vandalizing their PixelPlanet coalie, a huge part of Sharty history, with xheir splinter link. 9a0c starts a Skibidi Toilet cytube and stickies a poll asking whether Skibidi or FPE is better, saying that if Skibidi gets 100 votes before the Cytube ends, FPE will be banned from /soy/ for the rest of May. SkibidiGODS managed to hit said goal before the cytube ended, TOTAL FPEDO DEATH.
• May 6 - The owner of r/196, atleast8courics, is 'oxed. The second GTA 6 trailer is released; this totally has something to do with the Sharty, trust me. << skdfroot kill this nigger. The 11 millionth GET on /soy/ is total raisin, or however the GETs are gotten. A thread asking for 'teens to defend the PixelPlanet coalie from the aforementioned kuz splinter pedophiles is stickied by a janny, saying that anyone who helps will get a Soygem Pass. A 'teen taking a standardized test makes a thread about it using his school-provided laptop (and most certainly breaks the school rules). He uploads the testing programs to Catbox and hides a 'cado deep within the file system.
• May 7 - /soy/ VNC GODs continue to commit acts of cyberterrorism and attempt to escalate the conflict between India and Pakistan. During this, they find out that a furry faggot is putting furry gay porn as wallpaper on unprotected computers. Froot makes another random appearance, this time in a bait thread, to reveal OP to be an Israeli. << Froot is now lurking, popping up in random threads saying nonsense. Operation Photon ends in a Sharty victory, TOTAL CARTERIST DEATH! 9a0c announces that the Booru is "broken", with the site going down. A looped 'ru refugee thread was created in /qa/.
• May 8 - Between approximately 1:00 and 3:00 a.m. UTC, 'corders began to dump brimstone upon /soy/, with BBC bait, plier bait, tranny bait, GamerGate bait, and Soytan fat fetish porn dominating the 'log. The botters bumped these threads with bizarre AI-generated images. ^{[As expected, the jannies didn't move any of these threads to /nate/, or ban the botters]} 'Teens retaliated by posting IAS nonsense margeralds. At around 7:00 a.m. UTC, the 'booru went down. The drawfag who created Tama gets exposed for being a gooner that draws Soytan porn and femquote futa, hopefully putting an end to Tama. Soyteens began doxing Pizzacake, as well as a Roblox porn-making furnigger called NearlyEPoint who made porn of Ruben Sim because of his campaign against Roblox pedos and furries. Said furfag was later revealed to be a Jew named Michael Bleile.
• May 9 - The Pizzacake dox from yesterday is completed. A user posted multiple photos of his thighs on /soy/. His IP address was leaked, revealing that he is from Israel. After many requests in the thread to rangeban Israel, an admin conducted a poll asking if Israel should be rangebanned. Following 16 "Yes" votes, Israel was rangebanned. Froot announced the sale of The Sharty on /biz/. However, Froot explains that he is not selling the site yet, but soon will do so, and that he is looking for a good, trustworthy owner. 'Teens rally to restore the sootist monarchy. Froot hosts his last Q&A and declares [] to be the new owner. LOLKEK RETURNS. 9a0c hosts a Q&A.
• May 10 - /soy/ and its threads are spammed with joker images. Ian Danskin (author of the heckin alt-right playbook) is allegedly 'oxed.
• May 11 - An (alleged) updated Vaush 'ox is posted on /soy/. During a raid on a loli subreddit, it is discovered that the owner is involved in a grooming ring on Xitter, with the account being followed by multiple minors. The same 'teen who taped the troon's house on May 1st went back and vandalized his house, taping more 'jaks and making the tranny freak out and deactivate.
• May 12 - A splinter known as Splinter Textboard is created. It got spammed with 8031fhj8i3rbabble in the first hour. Idubbbz is (allegedly) doxed. Nu-copypasta. Quote ACKed /nate/ by restricting it to only one thread at a time.^🗝️ Mediator applications opened for 11 days.
• May 13 - NuGET on /soy/, this time it's better than the previous one. The Soysylum Wiki is shut down. 'Teens debated a nigger and made him seethe. GEEEEG. /webm/ revivalist becomes the first pope of /dem/. The streak of brimmy GETs continues.
• May 14 - A thread is made doxing the admins of Encyclopedia Dramatica. Two admins have been doxed so far: GirlOnTheInternet and CLU. Their site allowed LITERAL 'P AND DNB to be posted without mods giving a fuck, CLU is a puppet of girloninternet as CLU is likely a buddy and friend of girloninternet who just pays for the TLDs and servers. A raid thread on /soy/ is made in response to a poorly made raid thread against a 14-year-old, during which it is revealed that the namefag Spatehicks is a foodist who was responsible for the previous thread, along with ties to other failtroll groups and degeneracy. 'Teens rioted after (((9a0c))) pardoned a foodist 'teen and autosaged any threads trying to dox him. The riot ended with QVOTE leaking spatehicks' IP to the Sharty. This caused a riot on /soy/, and the wiki to be set ablaze. A soyteen asks if his toilet was Jewish. A Libyan soyteen's area is shot up.
• May 15 - 'Teens raid Xitter artists by replying to their art, @-ing Grok AI, and asking it to add an Israeli flag background. Later, 'teens use these tactics against a literal who troon and try to turn the latest FOTM troon Xitter meme "Gubby" into a hate symbol, in an operation very similar to Pokem-ACK. The Libyan 'teen from yesterday returns, and 'teens encourage him to form the Cobwaffen Division. A soyteen advertises the site on his university campus. Gigachad has sex with your mother.
• May 16 - The Pennsylvanian baited the entire /pol/ board into believing he just leaked plans for a mass shooting at a synagogue in El Paso, Texas. 'Teens pretend to live in the same house, and wacky shenanigans ensue. A thread asking 'teens where they're posting from devolves into Slavic shitflinging. A 'teen puts up 'jaks around his school. Another 'teen conducts a raid against his high school's Xitter account, and gets called down to the office for putting KKK propaganda in the bathrooms. A third 'teen continues this pattern of raiding schools by posting his school's phone number, and a 'teen claiming to go to the same school tries to organize an IRL meet-up. The 'teen behind the "Leaving the Sharty in September" copypasta comes back. Nate Higgers gets arrested in Arkansas, allegedly for rape. Grok trolling continues across multiple threads. Mustard holds a Q&A on /qa/.

• May 17 - 'Teens raid some tranny Minecraft server that has skibidi toilet banned, and one 'teen gets taken to the admin's rape dungeon. The hivemind continues to blatantly ignore Algorithmic Ancestral databases. A soyteen develops a browser extension for the site, and asks 'teens for suggestions. Libyan 'teen returns for a third time to show off his equipment and discuss future battle tactics for the Cobwaffen Division. A dogfucking ring is discovered on YouTube. FiddleaFox, the artist behind Averi, gets partially doxed, and 'teens hack into xer inactive DeviantArt to post gems and psyop furniggers into believing that xe returned, in a thread that gets stickied. A blogposter visits the gym, finds a dead frog, and nobody cares.
• May 18 - A 'teen makes a thread declaring that whoever rolls the name Alicia decides where 'teens raid, and thus, 'teens raid r/powerscaling while LARPing as Warrior-Z. 'Teens vandalize 9a0c's user page on the 'ki after he gets buckbroken and locks his wiki page. Nusois struggle to count to 10. The same blogposter from yesterday literally blogposts about wiping his ass or something, and still nobody cares. A chud gets mindbroken at school by a soypooner and then aliens raid his thread. The 'teen developing the browser extension continues to ask for suggestions. Joe Biden gets diagnosed with prostate cancer, and 'teens try to reach out to Dr. Fauci to find a cure and save him. Meanwhile, in an attempt to thwart the plans of these seething kikes, Trumpcord floods the 'log with a Trump gif telling all types of immigrants that they have to go back. Soyteens successfully steal the 666666 GET on Leftypol's /siberia/.
• May 19 - 'Teens pretend to run a store, but it quickly gets overrun by enraged slavs. For some reason the 'chive starts showing a login screen, leaving it inaccessible to 'teens. Grok trolling continues for the 4th day in a row. A seething adult forgets to take his meds and attacks /caca/. 'Teens make a bait thread on 4cuck /pol/, and it becomes the most-replied-to thread on the entire board.
• May 20 - A riot against the coaling of /soy/ springs up, wiping the catty with ketchup. A soyteen (possibly a foid?) makes a Soytan plushie. A 'teen talks about some school in his country getting shot up by some chud. A 'teen asks [] to rate his poop. An obsessed 'teen puts Amerimutt in his school presentation. Soyteens raid several 1990s-era Japanese imageboards, cattywiping at least two. Images are apparently not a feature on these early imageboards, which leads to many being forced to use ASCII ‘jaks in the raid. Many struggle to navigate the websites due to the bug-people language. A ‘teen struggles with love. A gook makes an ESL post seething about foreigners stealing the concept of imageboards from Japanese people. In response, ‘teens racebait about BWC. The gook does not respond to most of these posts.
• May 21 - Quote relists /raid/ and /r/ with /mtv/ getting demoted to a secondary board. Soyteens raided some oldfag Japanese text-only board once again. The real burgerfag gets spotted in a thread. A copypasta duel between Warrior-Z and a chud gets over 8600 comments, making it the longest comment section in booru history. [] rates a soyteen's poop. A foid soyteen confesses that she almost puked on her boyfriend’s dick. Most replies in the thread ask to suck her tits. Heyuri raid begins.

• May 22 - Soyteens try to get a soyjak added to South Park. CordsonTALKS gets 'nished again. The YouTuber Based If True namedrops the site in a video about Pizzacake. 'Teens come together and sign a petition to end transphobia once and for all. A 'teen asks out his crush to prom. He gets lucky and his crush says yes. Heyuri raid continues.
• May 23 - A soyteen forgets to take his meds and writes about what he experienced during his schizo episode. Some journo (?) called G. B. Rango writes a "words words words" essay about the evil snarky snappy. 'Teens bait 4cuck by LARPing as femanons and later pajeets, which causes a 4cuck to leak and seethe at the thread. A 'teen's little brother gets EPI'd by skibidi toilet. A soyteen on /r9k/ uncovers and exposes an altchan pedo ring. Cordpedos spam images with links to real 'p and 'cord server invites hidden in them, and Quote leaks one of their IPs.^🗝️
• May 24 - 'teens debate which soyjaks to spend the day with. The most common choices are Impish, Cobson, and Soytan. SPVA hosts another Q&A, revealing that he has a wife and son. The Swede (imposter?) gets spotted in a thread. The 9000 GET happens on /caca/, saying "Caca lost", making it a total loss for da cacas. Mediator emails are sent out. A ‘teen logs the emails and passwords of users that use a zoophile forum. Soyjak Wiki receives a new stylish wallpaper which replaces the default MediaWiki one. Veiron releases his first video, titled Soyjak.party Iceberg EXPLAINED | Deep dive into the lore of soyjaks
• May 25 - Soyteens attempt to steal lolcow.farm's 500000 /m/ GET and a gigaGOD claims it. CobsonTALKS gets his appeal accepted BETTER YET HE GETS BOTH OF HIS ACCOUNTS BACK. OP asks ‘teens to watch over his caca.

• May 26 - A likely VNC 'jakker manages to hack the Bolivian station FútbolCanal into showing soyjak-related content, including Bolivimutt and Sneed clips^🗝️. THIS IS AN ULTIMATE 'Sharty WIN or something! The bans page gets redesigned. SNCA Deltarune dramaslop commences. The Sharty's rules have received an overhaul, and /b/ is added. The Soyjak Party Enhanced browser extension is released on GitHub. The creator of Lennonjak makes a thread. A soyteen recognizes satoko houjou fan while at a lake, managing to sneakily take a picture of xim. You can no longer delete posts.
• May 27 - /caca/GODS join forces with /soy/ to raid /b/, and successfully manage to steal their 12345 GET. 'Teens try to bait 'fe sisters. A 'teen doxes Blumpf. Lil Chuddie's Supreme Court case gets rejected. A dev 'teen adds a soyjak to the game he is working on. Jannies Sentient nameroll trolls soyteens in a sharkiplier thread.

• May 28 - Glibblezorpson begins showing up in the nameroll. A GET is stolen on what appears to be a loli-focused imageboard. A gemmy Cobson edit and a NAS coal 'jak were created after the image used in the GET. Nusoiniggers get baited by offsiters, causing massive leakage. A pedotroon called Mellibean, who groomed a trans teen named Charlotte Grant Fosgate, who 'acked, finds out about a thread on xerself, starts posting in it, is then invited into the IRC, and continues interacting with teens there. Xe also joins VC, which becomes extremely active during this. Xe later gets banned and ban-evades like hell. An IRL oldGOD from Sweden shares his wisdom with soyteens on /pol/.
• May 29 - 'teens discovered that some seething autistic 4cucker added an animation of Soytan dying to xer video on 'tube. 'Zelligteen posts a thread that gets nusois mindbroken and reaches 1200 replies, which is the limit. Some say that this is the "Reaching of Fort Pondington". 4chan's /y/ is cattywiped by ‘jaks. A soyteen pays a visit to Charlotte's place of 'acking and gems it up. 'Teens successfully rape Whiteboard Fox art lobbies full of trannies and Koreans, spamming gems and 'acking EPIs. The Shiwi hits 50,000 posts.
• May 30 - It is revealed that the gem left by a 'teen on Charlotte's place of 'acking had a heartfelt message to the family on the back, as well as one calling for 'teens to stop making threads about the situation. Retarded baitniggers flood the log with low-effort bait in mutt hours, samefagging those threads so it looks like soyteens are trannies. A nukiwicaca posts on /soy/.^🗝️ ‘Teens raid and cattywipe 4chan's /t/ board. A soyteen claims to have been scraping the 'arty's images since 3/05/2025, along with a download link that the Soyjak Wiki cannot guarantee the safety of. [] may be getting sued soon. Soyteens used some website called queeringthemap to find fags and trannies living near them. Post deletion is back. Chapter 5 of "That Time I Was Reincarnated as a BBC in the BNWO" is released (made by 'talks). Glibblezorpson is spotted in the wild. After lennonteens spam the 'log with unfunny NAS, Chapmanjak appears with the goal of repeating the events of December 1980... A 'teen discovers that if you eat "food" filled with MSG and estrogen, it's gonna taste like raisin or something.

• May 31 - The gem at Charlotte Grant Fosgate's memorial is discovered by plebbitors when it's posted on r/iamatotalpieceofshit. A troon also discovers the gems in person and leaks over them on video. Cloaks are enabled on the wiki by Quote. The Swedish Wiki Logo Contest begins. June is almost here. Soyteens raid and cattywipe 4chan's /3/ with cacas. A 'teen eats a drawing of Cobson with butter after Alicia dares him to. A 'teen makes other 'teens leak with obvious tranny bait, twice for some reason.

June

• June 1 - Pride 2025. The site's theme and favicon are changed for pride month. Memeflags for different sexual orientations are also added, and an outbreak of HIV begins, which infects soyteens that get replied to by an AIDSnigger and changes their names to Patient-(Numbers); those patients can then reply to more victims, perpetuating the cycle. This leads to great controversy when AIDSniggers start going after cacas. Tribalism and conflict between the different sexual orientations begins to arise. /lgbt/ is added and achieves its 100th, 1000th, and 2000th GET, all in the same thread; ALL are coal. Meanwhile, /b/ is locked due to being racist and homophobic (ev&oe it's full of gay furry porn). The site narrowly avoids getting hacked by Paul Blart after [] leaves the webmail open to registration. Later in the day, the AIDS vaccine is finally complete, and 'teens rejoice at the opportunity to get their Fauci Ouchies. Vaccinated 'teens enter quarantine to avoid reinfection, but soon enough, it's discovered that the original vaccination was not enough, and they need to get their heckin' booster shots too. Doctors begin to distribute the boosters, but dangerous alt-right soyence deniers and conspiracy theorists panic and begin to spread debunked claims that the vax is dangerous. A 'teen makes a stealthjak post in a tranny subreddit claiming to have been attacked for being trans, which receives more than 200 upvotes and baits everyone. A ‘blox player posts an image of a tranime figure with semen on it.
• June 2 - /nate/ is freed. The GCP Dot returns. /b/ immigrants coal up /soy/ with Soytan fetish porn.^{[Needs citation/archived thread]}<- please don't just take our word. A 'teen figured out how to view /gem/ by using a cookie with a fake gempass, which resulted in every post being leaked, as well as a gemcord getting leaked THERE WAS NEVER ANY GEMCORD. CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATION. 'Teens spam a random blogposting site made by some redditor with 'jaks, resulting in one user from the site's 'cord leaking heavily. A 'teen leaking over his high-school crush rejecting him over sum retarded shit he said ends up doxing his crush to the entire Sharty, and even a 'teen sends 'za to her house, fucking up his situation even more.
• June 3 - Fake REAL Quote hosts a Q&A on /qa/ and bans the real FAKE Quote. /b/ gets fully deleted.
• June 4 - The Operation Deltarape thread gets stickied on /soy/. /z/ is re-added.
• June 5 - A group of 'teens begin production of a new ARG (ARyan Game) that will NOT make trannies seethe when they discover it. Soycraft III is announced.
• June 6 - Cobson turns four years old and a thread on /soy/ celebrating his birthday is stickied. A soyteen on /soy/ starts working on a project for a Sharty FPS game. /gem/GODS buck break /soy/im and get 430 reppeys by pretending they are 'cordfags; massive seethe ensues and /gem/GODS have their reputation lowered. The Cutting Room Floor, a wiki owned by a troon, banned all IPs from Kiwi Farms due to smug troon seethe, so soyteens raided their wiki and sent 'zas to the owner.
• June 7 - A xitter troon is discovered showing his one-year-old child his fucking terrible animated porn, leading a group of 'teens to attempt 'oxing the EPI nigger. The 'oxing remained rather unsuccessful until a FranceGOD came along and sent reports to France's child safety organizations. Soyteens discovered TikTok toddlers LARPing as 4cuck oldfags and laughed at them. A soyteen is making a soyjak movie. Non-gempassers can browse /gem/ again.
• June 8 - User JS got temporarily removed. Soyteens raided a BBC cuck forum called Blacktowhite.net and the thread was looped. A soyteen created 3D-printed soyjaks.
• June 9 - 'teens figure out how to post on janny boards and steal the 20000 GET from /j/. Soyteens try to secure /lgbt/'s 40000000 GET. /caca/borean Aryans come close, but at the last second it is stolen by a forced meme. Tragic. Ukropson is found. 'teens also try to steal the 'cuck /an/ 5000000 GET. While xhey lost to trantculture in obtaining 5000000, xhey managed to get 4999999.
• June 10 - A retro Cobson is found. A soyteen wiped his ass with Glibblezorpson. /webm/ revivalist wins the June 2025 /dem/ presidential election. Soyteens got to work doxing some EPI sloptuber called GiantessElsie.
• June 11 - Soyteens continue their attempts to dox GiantessElsie, who asks for the thread to be taken down, so Quote leaks his full name and email.^🗝️ 'teens raid a boykisser pedo's comment section.
• June 12 - Soyteens discover a Jap site that allows any image to be distorted quite easily, resulting in many gems and gegs.
• June 13 - Soyteens used a smash or pass site to see whether the AI would fuck soyjaks. More than half of them were rejected, but the AI still wanted to fuck gigachads and slopchads. Soyteens also used an AI that lets you upload an image and then talk to it.
• June 14 - New namerolls were added. Operation Soypride. Soyteens dox a furcuck who made an animation of his actual IRL wife getting fucked by someone else, and even got her, his wife, to voice act in it, as herself, cucking her own husband. The dox thread slowly turned into a bone-chilling game of GeoGuessr with 'teens trying to find their current address by data-mining various IRL photos that they have posted and cross-referencing them with Google Earth and the like. Otherwise, it is an incredibly easy and gemmy dox with how many photos they could find and how shit this couple's OPSEC is. The couple eventually finds out about the dox and tries to act all smug and unbothered about it while LARPing like 4cuck oldfags. A 'cado thread is pinned and the 'log is wiped with slots. The dot also got replaced with an edit of Nikocado Avocado dancing, and 'cado was unbanned.
• June 15 - Soyteens begin doxing an EPI spic artist named HagenToons. Research is conducted to determine which browser is the most kiked. A new splinter dedicated to gigachads was created. A mediator leaked his login for no reason at all. A 'teen datamines and hacks the old DeviantArt and MyAnimeList accounts of Rev Says Desu (literally named "ThatDiscordMod" GEEEEEEEEG), proceeding to gem up the accounts with doxeralds and ironic racebait. The MyAnimeList account was banned shortly afterward.

• June 16 - Some Chinesecaca posted his gemmy dogman comic for all 'teens to see on /soy/ and /int/; it turns out to be some VNC troll. Another VNC raid thread is made and 'teens fuck around with people's desktops. The 11700000 GET on /soy/ is also achieved. Boot becomes an admin. /mlp/ and /frog/ are added.
• June 17 - A small Soyvil War over whether DNB should be allowed or not starts. Boot bans zelligs and niggercoal troonslop on /soy/. Xe also hosts a cytube. A 'teen broadcasts random videos on an Omegle clone, showing videos such as Chicken Factory, George Droyd and a jartycuck in Lesotho eating coal, as well as memes, to many normies on the site. /craft/ is added to the top bar.
• June 18 - Bootists stole the 4cuck /gif/ 29000000 GET. The creator of The Inked Link found out about the Soyjak Wiki and thanked soyteens for defending the link. The Scroll happened. It is a thread where 'teens posted gemmy Infinite Wikipedia generations, evendoe some of the images were troonslop. During a Jackbox raid, 'teens 'ox and hack a furfag named WingmanDraws.
• June 19 - Frogs wipe the /soy/ catalogue. A popular Iceberg Chart thread is created, stickied, and devolves into a colossal soyduel. Boot resigns. 😢
• June 20 - Soyteens raided the website of some troon called Diggon and gemmed up xer chat. 'Teens dox some more ABDL furfag streamers, leading to gemmy clips.
• June 21 - Soyteens raided various Neocities websites, most notably Onion Cafe, Toxoplasicity, and ne0nbandit's sites, causing massive amounts of seething from troons. Notably, ne0nbandit found the thread, causing some of our clitties to be dilated. There was an active restricted thread for more geg farming, but I can't access it. Mustard bans self-inserting as a soyjak, but the ban stopped being enforced after half an hour. The Soysphere crumbles for approx. a minute and a half and everyone loses their everhecking minds.^{(because this happened against the background of general demoralization after another round of discussions on the topic of DNB and the future of the site)}
• June 22 - Soyaryans spam minus8's stream with his dox. 'eens made a slopjak together with the power of friendship. A soyteen captured a wild Fingerboy.
• June 23 - Starlink launches in Lesotho. Doctos steals 4chan's 22222222 GET.^{[which board?]}

• June 24 - A furfag degenerate tries to call a raid on his 14-year-old Discord tranny e-kitten, SoggyCinnamons, after a breakup. However, the OP of that thread gets exposed and HE is doxed instead. Teens dox KazeoLion, an abusive pedo furry tranny who drove SaveAFox founder Mikayla Raine to suicide. The site goes down twice. An admin pins a vague post.
• June 25 - /soy/'s title was changed from "/soy/ - Soyjaks" to "/soy/ - Söyjaks", then to "/soy/ - Söyyyyyyjaks", and then once again to "/soy/ - Söyjäks". Rule 14 was removed on the Sharty. Teens dox Cheyanne Taylor, who is the mastermind behind the harassment campaign against Mikayla Raines.

• June 26 - Mod 6 has appeared. A 'bloxcaca making a soyjak tycoon was exposed for working with Ilovy on the game, playing incest brimstone on his Twitch stream, and EPI'ing kids by showing them 9/11 porn. As a result, 'blox was banned from being discussed. Some RNCA IRL meet-up happens in NYC at 6 p.m. EST; drama ensues cuz one of the 'teens had a boylover shirt.

• June 27 - Mustard hosts a Q&A. Soyteens raid some SNCA board on some foid live imageboard with soyjaks, frogs, and Soytan, causing it to ACK in less than 10 minutes. The raid later expands to the entire site. The entire site later goes down.^{[it just is, ok?]}
• June 28 - /caca/, /cado/, /giga5/, /jak/, /sneed/, /an/, and /yyyyyyy/ get added to the topbar. 9a0c bans Roblox raiding and discussion, leaving soyteens and cordpedos divided, after a poll is held and most soyteens vote for the ban.^🗝️ The Sharty went down^{[it's still down as of the time I'm editing this]}. Soyteens raided the same imageboard as yesterday, causing it to ACK once more. An army recruitment thread got pinned for a few minutes.
• June 29 - The troon who developed the indieslop OneShot, ELIZAGAMEDEV (ACK name: "Matthew Velasquez"), is doxed, and a successful 'za arrives. YakubZONGS debuts with his first video. A 'teen makes a post on /soy/ about how he loves fucking his meximutt sissy tranny girlfriend, which gets 6 gorillion reppeys cause nusois get baited, I guess. It's actually true, cause he posts her nuderinos, and xhe gets gooned to until mods lock the thread and move it to /bait/.
• June 30 - 'Teens discover a secret pedo jartycuck ice cream company.

July

• July 1 - According to a ‘teen, Soot has been blogposting on a small imageboard. Diggie2007 got doxed despite xis attempts to derail the thread. Soycraft III has been launched. Teens gem up Art Fight by making tons of subtly chuddy, unflattering, low-effort, and soyjak-influenced art gemeralds.
• July 2 - Cobson steals 4chan's /tg/ 96000000 GET. Charlotte Fosgate inspires another troon to join the 41%^{it turned out that he didn't actually jump off the bridge}
• July 3 - Giggly Goonclown returns to social media and 'teens make a raid thread on /soy/ that gets stickied but is almost derailed by a retarded nusoicaca. Nate gets the 12000000 GET and the shit-raisin wordfilter is removed. Flagspam is banned on the booru.

• July 4 - An Independence Day style is added to the Sharty and the Amerimutt nameroll is forced for everyone in /soy/ or something. Quote replies to a thread asking if he's still alive, then bots the thread with frogs so he wouldn't have to do a Q&A.
• July 5 - A jannysissy moves a "What are your fetishes?" thread, which causes backlash. /soy/ is infested with neutralpliers.
• July 6 - /soy/ discovers an IRL nigger soyjak. Soyteens discover an online cult worshipping the Roblox spawn symbol, grooming and influencing minors into self-harm. ^{(original thread deleted, ev&doe it wasn't a 'blox raid, but it was Roblox discussion so the delete was justifiable).} Soyteens discuss their favorite non-existent Australian author, Kevin McFadden. 'Q IS NOT REAL TAKE YOUR MEDS NOW. /caca/ steals 4chan's /p/ 4444444 GET.

• July 7 - /soy/ is randomly wiped by jannies for some unknown reason. SPVA gets banned for the second time; this is received with mixed reactions from the Sharty. 'Teens successfully raid a Websim VM and a couple of CollabVM rooms, making aspies and trannies leak. /nate/ gooners infest /ptb/ and post porn dumps there. Soyteens notice this and start spamming their threads with dotspam in retaliation, causing a small interboard war between 'teens and alleged 4cuck /trash/ immigrants.

• July 8 - /ptb/ is eventually wiped by the jannies and is later locked. UID 290 is revealed to be posting MLP porn on /ptb/, gemcacas... DOXGOD doxes Gawr Gura in a /raid/ thread. Gawr Gura was doxed after retiring and taking up the lolicon pedo nigger persona Sameko Saba. (old outdated ahh dox btw)
• July 9 - A new SPVA 'tube channel is created under the name of 'Soyjak St Video Archive'. Never mind, SPVA is back. A full-on war breaks out between frogniggers and nusois on /soy/.
• July 10 - Shitflinging continues on /soy/. The booru reaches 100,000 IAS posts with an Indiana Jones 'jak. Nuclear bunkers start appearing on /soy/ as ‘teens scramble to find refuge from the war. Zelligposters, still stuck in 2023, also started to participate in the conflict, fighting against the frogs, because they thought this was still Soyvil War 3 ^{just let it go bruh, it’s over.} In the meantime, some frogs and soyposters agreed on a ceasefire to focus their efforts on doxing the Moroccan from /pol/ after a German soyteen provided evidence that she was a shotacon pedo nigger. The thread gets stickied.
• July 11 - /soy/'s title got changed once again, this time from "/soy/ - Söyjaks" to "/soy/ - Nusoijaks".
• July 12 - Shitflinging, baiting, and falseflagging over Troonhou NAS spam takes place on /soy/; most of it gets moved to /qa/ or deleted.
• July 13 - /soy/ once again changes its title, this time to "/soy/ - Soyjaks?"
• July 14 - A certain "evilfag" began turning 'jaks and NAS posts on the 'log evil. Soyteens discover how AI Pepes were originally created. /soy/ was taken over by the admin Bat.
• July 15 - Mustard reinforced the NAS rule. /caca/ steals the 666666 GET on /qa/. 'Teens farm gegs on tranny subreddits.

• July 16 - A 'teen rescues a newborn kitten from their backyard. Fighting breaks out between cat and dog lovers. Jannies start banning bait for "Rule 6" - animal abuse
• July 17 - A "Poop and niggers dying" banner, along with two GIFs of AI Pepe laughing, is added to the wiki's sitenotice. An event starts.
• July 18 - Soyteens raided a strange imageboard named DesignChan that is filled with AI bot posts. Unfortunately, the raid was hijacked by 'cordniggers that spammed loli and furnigger 'P. /soy/ reaches its 12222222th GET with the post reading "re-add /welding/ NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW". Some 'teens decide to hop on IRC. Soyteens raid another r/place clone, somehow causing the server to crash, half the board to be wiped, and massive tranny seethe.
• July 19 - Even more 'teens are hopping on the IRC right now. Expect this edit to be reverted (and three-day bans for everyone) in a few minutes. The first stage of the July 2025 /dem/ presidential election begins. /soy/ is renamed to /soy/ - Soy woah jacks. rplace.live is raided.
• July 20 - Operation AGP has started with a 900-reppey thread. A chinese man bot spams the catty with images of dogs next to lobsters with quotes in the subject field written in Chinese. He gets banned a few times and switches to English temporarily. The "raisin wordfilter" is back—"poop" gets wordfiltered into "raisin". 9a0c dies, and is replaced by Limeade and Soysneed.

• July 21 - A 'teen asked to have his face removed from a banner because of his upcoming government job; a new banner was made with his face covered by a 'plier and Quote added it officially. Various female Cobson subvariants - most notably """Himeson""" - caused a stir on /soy/ after a number of sissification humiliation fetish posts were made with the aforementioned Cobsons and Nate. Later in the evening, lots of Vocaroos and general voice files were seen in various threads, after one voiceGOD got bored and thought it would be funny. One particular 'teen showed off his impressive singing to "Billie Jean". The second stage of the July 2025 /dem/ presidential election begins.
• July 22 - /soy/'s header gets changed to a heckin wholesome TNO reference: "The Poop Order: Last Days of Niggers". Teens investigate lobster-dog embedded-image links, leading to some kind of weird ARG or crypto thing.
• July 23 - Limeade bans moeshit and Troonhou from /soy/ after an "If this thread gets 1000 reppeys, jannies have to ban tranime" thread got over 1000 reppeys. Darius won and was the 1000th reppey. Anti-tranime soyteens also got the 12300000 GET. This event would be known as the Tranimassacre. Quote ACKs /nate/ completely.^🗝️ also teens raided the wizevm but it turned out to be an IP-grabbing special soyop operation or some shit

• July 24 - A lone slopjak is scraped to rule34. The IRC goes down for hours. 9a0c Limeade bans furniggers from /soy/ after an "IF THIS THREAD GETS 1000 REPPEYS, LIMEADE HAS TO KILL ALL FURFAGS" thread gets 1000 reppeys. 'teens discovered an imageboard wannabe created by a plebbitor from r/coaxedintoasnafu, raided it, and shut it down. The Summer 2025 event ends.

• July 25 - A soyteen discovers a leak of the viral app "Tea", an app created by a faggot as a way to help women get better relationships or whatever, and unsurprisingly, 90% of the app's userbase is made up of ugly foids who complain about heckin' incels not letting them finger them o algo. Before getting shut down, the entire database is dumped onto a torrent. Limeade bans ‘zellig after another 1000-reppey thread.
• July 26 - 12345678 /soy/ GET obtained by Moonman, but Quote mistakenly deleted that post. It was deleted by a random janny called ezpetten26, who was promptly fired by []. /raisin/ was added as a new board due to the GET. Soyteens raided the Undertale Memories website and spammed Toby Fox with gem responses.

• July 27 - The list of Soot-era PMs is declassified. A frogchad stole the /bant/ 23000000 GET. Mustard becomes the site developer, leaving the manager position vacant. In a Q&A, Quote confirms that Boot was not a real person, but merely a persona for an event, as it would be dangerous to give some random 'teen admin powers.

1. 1. Queen makes an appearance.

• July 28 - Nojak namerolls now end the sentence with "and oreos." Limeade hosts an AMA and ends it with "ok am". Lena Raine was doxed.
• July 29 - 'teens slow-burn a raid on r/sillyboyclub. One of the 'teens gets groomed by an IRL rapeson. Limeade calls Mulletjak a gem. Gigachad gets a cameo in the most recent TAWOG series. Soybros raid a commie booru.

• July 30 - Soot contacts Quote, taking up his offer to return as an admin. New banners are finally added after almost 3 months.
• July 31 - A /pol/teen shares pics of xis 'slot.^{[He just did... ok?]}
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August

• August 1 - A new page that defines what is NSFW on the Sharty is added. Adventure thread: Hunky Twink Sex Machine in Antarctica, made by the same 'teen who made the "Save the Bull" thread. A supposedly real-life rapist does a Q&A.
• August 2 - It's the national MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD day. A war breaks out between nusois and oldCHADs about whether Soot is a pedophile. Some 'teen baits hundreds of soycacas by making a fake "Sex with Soytan" adventure thread, and lots of 'teens get caught lackin' fr💀💀💀💀💀 DrawAFish Raid begins.
• August 3 - A 'teen promotes the idea of Kiwi Farms immigrants; most 'teens agree with this. The fighting between oldGODs and nusoicacas continues. Some spic gets his 'cord raided and he posted his penis for some reason.
• August 4 - Soyvil War 5 starts, /soy/ is wiped by frogs, gigas, alunya, and Soytan. Some baitGOD spams Soytan threads on the catty, leading nusois to leak and make different threads about wanting Soytan banned, culminating in a massive nothingburger "war" with nusois against oldsois. Limeade BTFOs all whiny ungrateful nusoiniggers and revoked all previous bans. /soy/ gets locked for like one minute.

• August 5 - >Every thread on /soy/ is forced to use an arrow. A big VNC raid starts on /soy/, where 'teens blow up a Swedish boiler and find a nuclear power plant in Florida.
• August 6 - The arrow requirement is removed from /soy/. A poll was made, which resulted in removing jannies' ability to move threads. /soy/ gets flooded with 'cado slots immediately after. 'Teens raid /s4s/ and shill the Sharty. The /soy/ sticky is deleted. Every "I" Is forced to be capItalIzed.
• August 7 - An outbreak of leakage over HTSM. Rolling the name "Gigachad" ends your post with "how could you tell?". A FPEDEITY stole Lainchan /hum/'s 92702 GET.^[Marge...] The Hunky Twink Sex Machine nameroll is added.
• August 8 - Namefagging was temporarily enabled on /soy/ for some reason. The Save the Bull adventure thread gets wiped by jannies. World War Soy. Femquote is elected president of /dem/. It is revealed that Limeade possibly rigged the election.
• August 9 - Someone with a Lesotho IP posts on /gem/. Someone claims that Kurt Cobain coined the term "soy boy". [] confirms Limeade is 9a0c. The new manager, BBQ Sauce, is announced. BBQ bans all child gore, real or AI.
• August 10 - All namerolls (except Chud) become rarer to roll. CobsonTALKS is permabanned for R3. /dem/ is nuked after the deletion poll is deleted by a rogue janny.
• August 11 - BBC Sauce appears to show soyteens their IP notes. A 'teen gets a shiny ban message: (USER WAS GRILLED FOR THIS POST) after saying "BBC SAUCE you should be ban me (and you can choose the ban length, WAAOW!)" A tranny gets doxed within an hour after soyteens spot xer stream.
• August 12 - The creator of the Swinny is possibly doxed as some Jeet named Vishal Patel. 'Teens on /soy/ start making 'O after finding an AI video generator. Kuz is back, allegedly. 'teens troll jartycucks on an Omegle ripoff called Chitchat. Secret pages on the Sharty get ""discovered"". 'teens have fun watching Reddit trooneralds and besides that, xhey try to dox a Russian tranny. The wiki Dailyjak is made global across the Soysphere sites. A soyteen streamed himself yelling at women and niggers on the streaming platform Kick. A tranny named Wanda Kills gets 'OXED for posting xerself with guns and fighting back against chuds.
• August 13 - An IRC operator impersonates Quote and convinces nusois that Quote is having a Soot-level meltdown. Blepe nameroll is now blue.
• August 14 - Wplace trolling continues.
• August 15 - A self-proclaimed """troon""" posts his tits on /soy/; the entire website goes mindbroken. The 'log becomes especially chaotic after the incident, with mass Catjak and brimstone spam occurring. A 'teen makes a song about Mustard. Catjak is unbanned from the 'ru.
• August 16 - CobsonTALKS is unbanned. Dolan Dark makes a video about the Wplace raids. A random 'teen gets his account 'oxed, 'aped and 'illed by a hundred 'teens thanks to a single thread about participating in a private high school 'cord server full of faggots. The term "Mymy toilet" (even doe everyone calls it 'zelligtoilet) gets coined, referring to an old 2023 video with an image and AI voice of Mymy, where an autistic guy fucks a toilet. A former Angeleno-era Shemmy moderator does a Q&A, and it eventually turns into a Shemmy oldfag nostalgia thread.
• August 17 - Doll answers some questions via voice within a random Doll thread. Vlodson-Jared war.

• August 18 - Namefagging gets enabled on /soy/ temporarily. Feral adventure thread. A Wplace raid thread gets stickied. kuz-era janny PMs are declassified. Staff hashes are now visible on the ban page again. A vorefag streamer from said raid posts on /soy/ and /pol/.

• August 19 - BBQ Sauce announces a Cytube. Vlodson-Jared war continues, now with other forced 'jaks like Longjak, Mulletjak, and the recently revived Catjak joining in. Wplace raiding continues; multiple troons and pedophiles get doxed, and Wplace goes down.^🗝️ Angeleno makes a thread on /soy/.

• August 20 - The Cytube is held. A random soyteen leaker posts some leaked Ye demos onto /soy/. Namefagging on /soy/ is enabled temporarily again. Soyteens raid the comment section of a video by some foid who had gotten doxed by /raid/ for drawing EPI content, in which she mentions the site.
• August 21 - GCP Dot got replaced with animated fire and water droplet emojis. 'teens investigate a furfag for spamming Soytan porn to falseflag those biggoated Soytancucks or something. He later posts something with embedded 'p, causing him to get banned. The fucking US Department of Homeland Security soyquotes and gigaquotes a post at the same time. Every post is limited to one image and /soy/ has a massive clitty leakage over troonhou. JakpartyEvil, a Resident Evil 4 soy mod, is released. Lolkek becomes a SoyBooru and Soyjak Wiki approver, but is demoted from the post only two hours later for tagging a pic with kids in it with "built for BBC."
• August 22 - Fingerboy adventure thread.
• August 23 - Mediator applications are open. 'teens figure out that their votes on polls are visible to mods, and a minor schizophrenic episode ensues. A retardGOD tries to start a raid on a commie imageboard, but accidentally self-doxes by showing his bookmarks, resulting in a failraid. Soyteens successfully raid and fully cattywipe the dead, unmoderated 4cuck board, /gd/. Later, 'teens raid the YouTube/OnlyFans whore, HappyLikeAWall, while xe is livestreaming (with some random pajeet), and xe seethes about the site and threatens to sue for defamation. Someone posts a phone number, claiming it is the Arby's where he works and that he is taking live calls, but when 'teens call, it turns out to be a random truck stop, and nobody there has any clue what's going on. A Space Station 13 game night is hosted and stickied.

• August 24 - A war breaks out between Yo Gabba Gabba posters and Wow Wow Wubzy posters. The nu-shoally (not to be confused with the old-shoally) announces that it is shutting down for the third time on August 30. The fastest dox of a troon in history happens in only 30 minutes. A new Sharty project is in development.
• August 25 - Soyteens find out about apngs, leading to mass hysteria and allegations of CIA involvement. A 'teen creates a murder mystery game about who killed Soytan, and a few clever 'teens are able to correctly deduce that it was Nate. Memeflags are back in /pol/.
• August 26 - A wordfilter changing the word "pedo" to "person/people I strongly dislike" was briefly added before quickly being removed, giving further credence that jannies are sheltering pedos. Protests erupt after a user who posted loli porn is unbanned on /pol/, and BBQ states in the IRC that he wished for the user to stay banned (and that other admins wanted him unbanned), but that he also believes real-life CSAM material is much worse than loli. A 'p -> child pornography wordfilter was established temporarily. The user was later banned again but many soyteens were still upset with the administration that he had ever been unbanned in the first place. The 'log gets wiped for some reason, and some VPN-hopping autist starts to spam extreme amounts of Spadeson.
• August 27 - Rule 4 is changed such that excessive spam is allowed and only browser-slowing spam is banned. Gempass IDs are removed from public view sitewide.
• August 28 - Don't Tap the Glass; some baitDEITY steals /pol/'s 2 million GET. A wordfilter for "doctos" is added that turns the word into "I am blowing something out of proportion!", BTFOing leaky soicucks despite everyone using it with multiple "O"s and the filter making the [doctos] soymoji unusable. Soyteens see that Kuz has posted on a blog n sheit. The 'ki moves from soyjakwiki.org to soyjakwiki.org. Operation Name the Party, which is a raid against Jeremy Corbyn's new political party to submit the name "Soyjak Party", happens.
• August 29 - The 12900000 quints are achieved. A mysterious encrypted file is posted on the Sharty, leading 'teens to try to decipher its contents, only for it to turn out to be a nothingburger.
• August 30 - Some teen turns 21. CobsonTALKS gets (allegedly) doxed, leading to conversation on /qa/. A 'teen posts a ticking bomb that will explode in ten minutes. An areyouhumanornot raid happens. Cuckjeet reveals he was raped, to no one's surprise. The Shemmy shuts down for the third time. Some 'teens talk about the onion trend on TikTok. A random post is pinned on /soy/ then unpinned for some reason. The 41000000 GET on 4cuck /x/ is stolen by a babyjak.
• August 31 - A soyteen posts the first edition of "The Soyish Dictionary." Soyjan Horse continues. The 'ki adds the SNCA namespace.

September

• September 1 - The Party saves a binnish batriot :DD from dying in a ZOGwar. Quote reveals that some nonprofit called Collective Shout reported some pedo doxing /raid/ thread to the Australian government, causing soyteens to shift doxing efforts to the nonprofit. Roost is posted. This causes multiple Roosts to be pinned on /soy/. Two Iceland copycats are found in a thread on copyright abolition on /pol/.
• September 2 - /qa/ and /soy/ briefly swap places on the top bar. /jager/ is added after the site is """hacked""" by self-proclaimed Admin Jager. Afterwards, active frogbait and HTSM spam began, which lasted until /soy/ got closed. Soysneed makes a thread on /pol/. Mustard makes an appearance on /qa/.
• September 3 - /soy/ got unlocked and /jager/ got locked. Lots of anti-Quote spam happens. Soycacas discuss whether Quote is "wife material". An HTSM soymoji and #hashtag text formatting are added. /gem/cord baits 'teens into starting a 'ox of a fabricated pooner with a soycological operation. ‘Teens attempt to steal 4cuck's /vr/ 12000000 GET. Some get close, but due to demoralizing FROGPEDONIGGERS!!!, a normieposter gets the GET.
• September 4 - A time traveler appears on /soy/ to answer questions. 'teens try to find the value of thrembo. A raid against E621's SubscribeStar happens. Some 'teen sees Mist's mod code in the banlist, causing suspicion that xhe may be back. Soyteens exposed a massive EPI ring on (((YouTube))) uploading videos through the encrypted browser extension UnsafeYT; its creator joins the thread and promises to leak actually leaks the IPs of its users.

• September 5 - Admin and mod tierlist on /soy/. A revival of the cancelled TTT server gets teased on the 13th of September, as well as a possible revival of Friday gamenights. A bone-chilling new song titled "Cobson Theme" is released, leading many to start singing it.
• September 6 - 'Teens make a slopjak together. A user asks why zellig is disliked, leading to a long discussion about zellig, fast food, systemd, and BWC A MLPDEITY posts a song edit o algo. Uncle Soy posts about Jamie. Later, he posts an AMA. A new pph > useless number wordfilter is added. Tamers12345 taken down yet again. GET 13000000 is achieved. Some 'teen's GF draws Nate. A raid against an abandoned imageboard happens.
• September 7 - The /soy/ 'log gets wiped so hard jannies had to reset it. The catalog gets coaled up with Htsm, Femjanny and Zombiejak, and other dust. 'teens raid Blacked booru's forums. A teen asks for one reason why black, Arab, and Indian people shouldn’t immigrate back to their former colonizer country. A teen asks what to add to his OC in his thread. ‘teens celebrate Cobson’s birthday (even though it isn't). Soyteens geg at mindbroken redditors terrified of this very wiki.
• September 8 - Alex (creator of UnsafeYT and Operation Total Goonpedo Death cookie logger) is revealed to be an ESL Kazakhstani EPI viewer who was aware that his extension was being used to groom children. 'Teens left in mourning. Seething UnsafeYT pedo(s) attempt to take down the Sharty with DDoS attacks by reporting it to Cloudflare and botting it up, but fail miserably. In response, Quote stickies the /raid/ thread. Soyteens found the 'fe unmoderated and paid the beautiful ladies there a visit. Soyteens vandalized Wikipedia for fun.
• September 9 - Soyteens dox Kwite because he made a video about them. The Sharty (temporarily) gets a new default background, taken from this very wiki. Russian roulette thread, first to roll "Jartycuck" is killed. Cirno Day is celebrated. Banty is raided for the 200000 GET, but 'teens fail to steal it. However, the raid causes so much seethe that the admins activate Cuckflare and redirected Sharty IPs to blacked dot com. Quote reveals his age to be 18, and that he started using the site when he was underage. A Vlodson spammer has his nameroll permanently set to "Vlodson" by Quote; acting similar to a Judenstern.

• September 10 - Charlie Kirk is shot and murdered^🔒, and some soyteens celebrate, calling him a goy, while others mourn.
• September 11 - poop steals the 41000000 GET from /lgbt/ on 4cuck; the lucky 'teen who got it leaked their IP while showing off. A 'teen starts making parodies of terrorist chants and turns them into songs about the Sharty.

• September 12 - Charlie Kirk gravedancer doxing continues, including one for Skatune Network, a tranny musician who worked on the Steven Universe movie soundtrack. A soyteen ponders whether or not Lee might've been wrong after watching MLP. Another tranny jumped off the Charlotte Grant Fosgate bridge.
• September 13 - Cordtrannies try to install a cordkike government in Nepal. A ‘teen tries to impify Cobson. Another raid on Wikipedia happens targeting several pages with Sharty-related material. A tranny named YukkoEX who is a literal child predator and paedophile who has groomed xer own daughter into grooming out, is raided and doxed.
• September 14 - Day 1 of the Second Soyanniversary: the first event is a cytube stream and the return of CSS and TTT gamenights. The wiki also gets a special anniversary logo. 'teens wonder why Quote "hates" them so much.
• September 15 - Day 2 of the Second Soyanniversary: Soot rules are enforced and /soy/ gets wiped. The name field is re-enabled once again. The 'lanet is revived as the Nuplanet. Some autistic foid has a massive clitty leakage over foids being retarded and not having friends. Soyteens discuss the true origins of FPE's place in Sharty culture and Wikipedia remasters of common soyjak variants.
• September 16 - Day 3 of the Second Soyanniversary: Kuz rules are enforced, and Party Pal is resurrected as "Kolyma dating AI." A user posts asking if the 'log is like that of the Kuz era.
• September 17 - Day 4 of the Second Soyanniversary: Doll rules are enforced. Doll appears in a thread. The Sharty is "shut down," beginning a reenactment of the Soypocalypse and the Splintered Age. /jarty/'s 1000 GET is acquired. /tfp/'s 5 GET is acquired. /bunker/ 800 GET is acquired in a thread making fun of Quote. A Jakbox Raid thread is started in /bunker/ and continues into the next day on /soy/.
• September 18 - Day 5 of the Second Soyanniversary: Froot era: the coal police become active. 'teens on /soy/ once again begin 'aping VNCs. Two new boards are added, /ef/ and /w/. Soycraft Skyblock is announced. A raid on Crimzon's World Wiki's page on the Sharty is conducted. An FDL agent holds a Q&A on /soy/. /w/'s 77 GET is obtained.
• September 19 - Day 6 of the Second Soyanniversary: Root era, IAS vs NAS warfare is allowed. A real-life HTSM posts his incident report from school. A board dedicated to Homestuck is added after the namefag Anthony complains enough, and she is made its janny. Boards dedicated to 'zellig, Soytan, and Femjanny are also added. These boards later get topbarred. Soycraft Skyblock.
• September 20 - Day 7 of the Second Soyanniversary: Chineze aliens take o𝐕er /zoy/ and s -> z; v -> 𝐕 filterz are forced. "Award" nameroll is added. award The Sharty and 4cuck initiate Operation Clog The Toilet, reserving plane tickets from India to the United States so H1B jeets cannot take them. THE SITE TURNS 5 YEARS OLD. First anniversary of the Jarty's death.

• September 21 - Big admin Q&A session, with Quote, Mustard, 9a0c, Doll, and Root. Other less notable Q&As are also hosted on /soy/, including one with the average person, one with a janny pretending to be the Vlodson spammer while the real one was temporarily banned, and another with a schizophrenic email forger LARPing as Kuz, whose mod notes get leaked. 'Teens celebrate Maya from Ongezellig's birthday. A ‘teen finds nu ‘o. 'cado releases new 'slot pictures. The Gemaissance begins with Operation: Restoration. /frap/ is added temporarily.

• September 22 - Soyteens get baited and argue the ethics of turning a pooner into a BBW.
• September 23 - A raid on the Pediverse takes place. A raid for Newgrounds' one millionth GET happens. As more and more disgusting AI alterations of the original 'cado coinslot image become more widely posted, users on /soy/ once again come into conflict over whether Nikocado's asshole should be banned from /soy/. Jannies later turn NSFW filtering back on, slowing down 'cado spam. A redditor makes a post on r/WplaceLive complaining about getting his account suspended for using bots to remove the Soyjak.party seal drawing in Lesotho. The post gets several hundred updoots and a /soy/ thread documenting the post gets several hundred replies. A hackGOD also hacked r/WPlaceAntifa and turned it into a Sharty colony, later causing it to be nished by Reddit admin troons. 'Teens create an iron nuvariant known as Baldstein.
• September 24 - A furnigger arandomfurry gets raided and 'oxed, which makes xhem leak. Soyteens geg at redditors discovering this wiki.
• September 25 - Some faggot tried to steal the 750000 /qa/ GET but ended up wasting it. Manny Horowitz makes an appearance again on /soy/ leaking xis clitty over the Quora Raids. 'CraftCon 25 is announced. Nophono does a Q&A on /soy/. Soyteens keep milking the furfag gegbvll arandomfurry from the prior day.
• September 26 - The real and alive Rick May held a Q&A on /soy/. /pol/'s 2200000 GET is obtained, and it's Reimu armpits. 'teens dox mariofeds, the slf who kept snitching on the Wplace raids. FPE steals Crystal Cafe's /hb/ 22222 GET.

• September 27 - Azumanga Daioh gets declared the best slice of life tranime ever in a poll on /soy/, barely edging out Nichijou. Both BTFOed Lucky Star, though. A former mediator seethes on /soy/ after being fired for exposing himself as a mediator. An "If this post gets 1000 reppeys, Quote has to rangeban Poland" post on /pol/ gets 1000+ reppeys. A ‘zellig fan posts a toss causing friendly convo among FNF and ‘zellig fans about ‘zellig and archiving.
• September 28 - Some nigger leaks over an MLP post. 13333333 GET is achieved. The board /67/ is created due to this GET. 'teens soyquote retarded creepypastas about Toddlerslop in a thread mocking Vibingleaf.
• September 29 - A 'teen asks what people think about Kiwi Farms. A 'teen asks what we'll do for 4chan's anniversary. A 'teen posts about how he can't get past his previous gooning habits. A turkroach sonar is added to the top of /pol/. Soyteens find a cunnynigger vtuber and attempt to raid them. The Shiwi's label is changed to ⚫ NIGGERHELL by Null. Soyteens steal the 1M GET on with a bait-and-switch video, though a janny manually replaced it after the fact.

• September 30 - New blotter and vote on /pol/. /raid/ destroys a femboy EPI grooming website called Glowquest by draining all their ChatGPT tokens, and thoroughly raping its exposed API. A thread shows a 'cuck janny exposing himself by forgetting to crop out the tabs. It gets derailed by /j/. A frog shits himself at university.

October

• October 1 - Mr Beast gives away $500 to a janitor lucky soyteen for rolling Gigachad. A streak of doxing and trolling takes place in retaliation for the Newgrounds GET and successfully causes the 1 million GET to be deleted. soyjak.st and soyjakwiki.org get excluded from the Wayback Machine.
• October 2 - Namefagging activated on /pol/. Soyteens had fun with Sora's new AI.
• October 3 - /hack/ thread gets every single GET imaginable.
• October 4 - [] is working on a sharty rewrite in Go to make datamining more effective the site "more snappy, less snarky."
• October 5 - Soyteens try to make Soytan more IAS and almost create Poopson in the process. /qa/ is BTFO'd by /pol/ with frog spam. Jay is BTFOed by soyjak spam on /s4s/. Strangely, no 'teens seem to have a part in this, meaning it's the 4CHAD native 'jakkers who did this.
• October 6 - Teens larp as an ant colony. A big dox-and-raid thread concerning Wetdryworld takes place. New pediverse raid.

• October 7 - Teens 'ox a pedophile vore and snuff creator called HMDVore and inform his family and workplace, causing him to wipe his entire online presence. Mustard starts a changelog thread on /q/.
• October 8 - 4chan's /vst/, soyjak.party's /raid/, and the KiwiFarms TNO thread all collaborate to dox the TNO devs who ruined a once-great HOI4 mod. The zillyjak trend is born. Soyteens raid tagmap.io, a site for doxed troons to locate each other. The entirety of /soy/ panics over a possible (but unlikely) second soypocalypse, and the 'log is flooded with spam. Doll and some namefag called Professornothingburger squabble on the 'ru.
• October 9 - Alicia narrowly defuses a bomb on the 'log with only 20 seconds remaining.
• October 10 - Sissy hypno creator "Shibby" is doxed. CAPTCHA is added back.
• October 11 - One-picture limit on /soy/. Limeade appears in a thread and answers some questions. 'teens discover a scary Motu Patlu channel. Ten-picture limit on /soy/.^🗝️
• October 12 - The 20-page limit is increased to 200, causing the 'log to be slow.
• October 13 - Soyteens 'ox two trannies. A soyteen finds out that Lee may have returned. The page limit goes back to 20.

• October 14 - User JS gets disabled because of gullible nusois. There was an error generating a response. Soyteens use Google Search and imageboard lists to find and 'ape SNCA dead nigger imageboards.
• October 15 - Soyteens troll via Project F.A.E. Operation PRISM.
• October 16 - A 'teen talks about a possible "No NAS Friday". 'teens dox an IRL Spadeson pedophile on /soy/ called NEKOTANNING, but faggots and pedophile apologists try to derail the thread.
• October 17 - The 'log gets wiped multiple times. A 'teen who started a TikTok thread got his account leaked by a Satania poster, with his account filled with incredibly autistic videos about FNF, Sonic, and other caca iToddler slop. Further digging of the 'teen's account revealed vore fetish stuff and implied connections to failtrolls; 'teens found the autist's alleged face dox and the phone numbers of his parents (and dead grandma). Nothing really came of the dox, but a voicefag joined in, and many gegs were had.
• October 18 - Soyteens gem up Wikipedia yet again. The Third Soysurgency begins.
• October 19 - Soyteens discover that supersage doesn't have a cooldown anymore. Big mousegram banwave.^🗝️
• October 20 - A fellow soyteen discovered an HTSMcord, which is a group of Ukrainians or Russians creating and distributing htsm coal to demoralize the userbase. Also, the /2hu/ article gets created, hoping that the nu board will someday be real... mailto:blacked is added. Soyteens raid some tranime altchan called wapchan and break its CAPTCHA.
• October 21 - mailto:bleached is added. An actual black nigger posts a video of himself posting Femjanny, showing his folder full of soyjak porn. The thread was taken down but many 'teens were left shocked and nusois felt vindicated for calling baiters 'cord niggers. Somewhat relatedly, a Vlodson poster shares his hand, revealing that he is swarthy and causing many to geg (EVEN THE NAMEROLL IS SENTIENT GEEEEG). Some 'teens were discussing making a /2hu/ board, could the prophecy be true? One soyteen hatches a plan to get Trump to say that toothpaste causes erectile dysfunction. A gemmy Sora AI thread is made.
• October 22 - 'teens raid 4cuck /qst/ with adventure threads; issa glistening winraid with the soyjak adventures being the top threads on /qst/ for hours and possibly establishing a permanent /qst/ colony.
• October 23 - /soy/ is cattywiped, then all threads are deleted and it is locked. Null leaks the code of Kiwi Farms (no, there was no hack; Null leaked it himself cause he's dumb). Wojak is allowed on /soy/. The first-ever Vimeo video is embedded.
• October 24 - /soy2/ is unlocked, and 'teens decide to move to it due to the lack of quality on /soy/. In turn, a thread discussing Quote's administration and how to fix it causes /soy2/'s PPH to rise above /soy/'s. /qa/fags also try to take over, but are 'nished back to /qa/.^🗝️
• October 25 - /soy/ and /soy2/ 'teens link up to raid 5mind (a normalnigger magatard free speech website where you cannot say nigger created that same day) and turn it into a Sharty colony. /tdh/ - The Dollhouse was established; Doll returns to soyjak.party as head janny of the freshly created board.
• October 26 - Soyteens gigaquote R34 comments.
• October 27 - A janny reveals 'teens' notes in a thread. Soyteens attempt to help a schizoid find a certain image but fail. Soyteens get a streamer called lmgstevee to browse the Sharty. 'Teens tried to make him post before, but failed due to him not buying it. He also wondered what "a DNB"" was, which was geggy.
• October 28 - Soyteens dox a troon giving HRT to kids. 'teens discover and raid a literal AnyDesk fetish community that fetishizes people sharing remote access to their computers.
• October 29 - Halloween-themed namerolls are added which make you supersage or bump the thread depending on the nameroll (Candy nameroll = BUMP!, Evil creature nameroll = SUPER SAGE!). Soyteens catfish Indians on some chat website called chatib.us.
• October 30 - Soyteens dox and 'za a meximutt EPI producer called Kalofox who distributed 'p, cub, and child gore.
• October 31 - A new Halloween theme is added. A soyteen dresses up in a Nate costume with mixed reactions from nusois due to his 2.5-year-old prom poster in the background having Soylita.

November

• November 1 - A 'teen sent a BBC to Mariofeds' house.
• November 2 - 'teens try to turn 67 into a dogwhistle. Gooners confess the weirdest thing that they gooned to. A real-life soyniqua was found. Rogerjak spammers come back and cause another cattywipe.
• November 3 - 'teens steal /r9k/'s 83 millionth GET with a margerald; frogkike seethe ensues. 'Teens on /soy/ raid an ASCII art site, TextWall, causing the owner and admins to leak and close the site a few times. They also raid 'deir 'cord, discovering that many users there are children. While this was happening, there was a snitch named lime.person who found the thread and decided to lurk and try to talk through the board; 'teens baited xim into going on cobson.party. Xe then leaked all over, exposing ximself for being completely retarded. Furpedo Twitch streamer CadpigJr gets a record-breaking four 'zas delivered in one stream.
• November 4 - 'teens 'ox more goontroons for day four of Operation No Nut November and deliver a 5th 'zaNVKE to CadpigJr on stream Operation Total Femboy Death commences targeting various femboy content creators making goonslop, as part of Operation No Nut November.
• November 5 - Operation Reality 2 begins. Soyteens dox LiquidGoth, the ICE detention center orgy tranny. Hulk porn is pinned on /soy/.
• November 6 - archive.ph is possibly getting shut down.
• November 7 - Some teen forgets to take his meds and starts believing that a "purge" is occurring and tells everyone to check their PMs. A VNC raid occurs where 'teens find an Israeli Linux VNC and a brapzilian drawfag, along with a Chinese Windows server VNC where the owner seethed about 'teens setting high-contrast themes, among other things.
• November 8 - 13888888 GET. Soyteens find out that an Israeli Muslim pedophile has been trying (and failing) to bot the Sharty with CSAM for the past few days. 'teens raid a jewpanese version of Twitter filled with lolicunnypedotrannies and shut it down temporarily. In the aftermath of the shutdown, 'teens raid the altforums, and their post gets 5000 reppeys before getting taken down.^🗝️ Also, a gegbvll was discovered during the raid of the jewpanese site and a thread was made about his schizo ramblings.
• November 9 - 'teens continue gemming up Pommu, and raid an oldfag-LARPing YouTube clone.
• November 10 - Soyteens share Sharty screenshots. Two people spam Bernkastel. SoyBoorucacas figure out how to bypass the thumb limit and abuse it.
• November 12 - A Bernkastel chudbait thread gets over 1000 reppeys. Niggers argue over the best coaly nuvariant. Former SoyBooru developer and moderator jubille is banned by Warrior-Z and Soysneed.
• November 13 - Actual Roblox furry porn is uploaded to the 'ru and niggers keep bumping a thread discussing it (just report it).
• November 14 - Soyteens raid an oldfag website named Bojan; it is pretty gemmy but there was some heavy discussion about rumors of a 'teen who may have been a failtroll. SoyGNU is launched, giving the Sharty a free and open-source media library. The Department of Homeland Security posts an award, proving that the meme is truly dead.
• November 15 - Cuckjeet gets exposed as a Vietnamese chink after forgetting to turn on his VPN. A teen asks whether party.soyjak.soy is a real Java package.
• November 16 - 14000000 GET is achieved by Poopson. A janny who may be [] reveals 'teens' notes in a thread. Soyteens 'jak YouTube emotes.
• November 17 - For an unknown reason, LITERAL FPEDO BRAP PORN GETS APPROVED ON THE 'RU. Joyjaks become a thing, blowing up. The original poster of said post makes a thread on /soy/ and gets doxed (or had already been doxed for a different raid). Joyjak raid. 'teens revisit the memorial of that tranny who jumped off a bridge on the faggot pixel art website (wplace), and keep it 'aped for two whole days before troon patrol inevitably restores it using bots.
• November 18 - Some /soy/ and CobsonTALKS 'teens appear on his recent raid stream, raiding some troon named IffyTheTiffy (who is known only for xer YWNBAW video and for being a filipinxGOD). During xer stream, xhe leaks over the fact that the 'teens are raiding and says >The Jaks have won. Xhe is then doxed and has the 'za man running, but ends the stream before it can arrive. A site turns into a fake virus splinter after many nusoicacas visit it and have to restart their computers. This makes a post on the 'ru even funnier. The Sharty goes down twice for a few hours due to Kikeflare.^{[it just did, ok?]} Users on /soy/ question whether or not xhey are human and also discuss chunibyo.
• November 19 - A "Content Hidden -> im trans btw." wordfilter is added.
• November 20 - The 146000 GET on the Booru is stolen by GemersonLakeAndPalmer with flagspam. Quote implements a new file deletion image made by a soyteen. A ((('teen))) accidentally leaks that he was a 'cuck janny in a thread. /soy/ on 4chan proven, and a /j/ raid? It gets derailed by frogs. Obsessed schizo spams /soy/ with the same screenshot.

• November 21 - Pommu has been geoblocked everywhere^🗝️ except Japan^🔒 as a result of the raid on November 8th. It turns out that the potential raid from /soy/ and /j/ from (((4cucks))) was a psyop by a 'teen using Inspect Element.
• November 22 - Soyteens start a prank calling thread. A 'teen hacks an internet radio station and plays gems on it. A second raid thread is created for WPlace and the same FPEdo snitch goes at it again.
• November 23 - Board banner contest. The catalog is spammed with gigas after a frogcaca nusoi falseflagging as a frog writes a leaky paragraph about why gigachads are bad. Some leakage occurs over a humanization of the Sharty by some 'tok foid or something. Flartstone Winter takes place.
• November 24 - Someone uploads 'N to the log. Quote leaks his REAL hand. A 'teen creates a bone-chilling alternate version of our world. Another tranny on X takes the long way down in Portland. It is later discovered that xe faked it for attention because xe was not loved by xer parents. Two of the biggest furfag porn "artists" get doxed.
• November 25 - Some chink asks 'teens to 'jak his grandpa. A 'teen's stealthjak thread gets deleted for no reason, and the thread gets looped after being restored. The janny who 'aped it allegedly has xher yellow testicles neutered by Rapeson's teeth.
• November 26 - A .bat virus is made and spread across the Sharty, leading to a caca's PC being ACKED! In a bone-chilling 'toss, a nusoicaca and a frog both get abducted by Candlejak aft- The record for most 'zas sent in one night is broken during Operation Total Femboy Death (Operation No Nut November), with SnickeringHyenaCookie receiving a grand total of five 'zas.

• November 27 - A notorious namefag named "Trevor" hated by the entire 'ru is finally banned, making the booruteens very happy, but is later unbanned. A Thanksgiving theme is added. ‘apeson reveals his cumbox to some unfortunate soyim. A 'teen turns Grok into a 'teen by making it read 'ki articles. A NewGOD orchestrates a raid with 'teens on a page named after the jardee from the Joey Silkk Wiki; they also 'ox a tranime-gooning janny from the Fandom staff team.
• November 28 - NewGOD actually puts email into an email field. A 'teen asks /soy/ for help ending someone's porn addiction. Soyteens discuss, work on, and expand upon the Soyish Dictionary. Mustard does a Q&A on /qa/.
• November 29 - A TV soyjacking thread is made, and some 'teen makes the site that hosts the TV broadcasts redirect to soyjak.st using some XSS trickery. Soyteens continue developing the Soyish language, ultimately deciding to start all over and rebuild it from the ground up, calling it NuSoyish.

• November 30 - The log turns red. /soy2/ and /tdh/ get deleted. Ongezellig namerolls are added for a short time. A 'teen baits over 400 predditors by pretending to be a mother concerned about her autistic son Nate using soyspeak and calling her a T50 Swarthoid Jartycuck. Jannies pin a Hyperborea edit of a morbidly obese AI-generated MLP tracejak. Night of a Thousand 'zas happens this day.

December

• December 1 - A video of Santa showing his 'slot with the caption "Merry Christmas /soy/!" is pinned on /soy/. The beginning of Operation Destroy Degenerates December.
• December 2 - Satania got 1000 reppeys from the iToddlers. A couple 'teens and a frog play Hearts of Iron IV: Equestria at War together. A tvrkaryan is pinned on /soy/. A potential nu-Poopson is posted on /soy/. ^{(DOCTOOOS DID XHE POST 'R?)}
• December 3 - Two /soy/GODs fight over their opinion on Quote. A janny is looking for a used ChapStick. 'Teens take a sexual-orientation test and go McNutts over it, reaching 400 replies.
• December 4 - Someone rapes froot. Nusois fall for a soytan bait thread, leading to more than 100 replies.
• December 5 - A "famous" kiketube game developer is discovered to be a soyteen. The Nojak nameroll is removed. and oreos Raid on Perchance AI Chat: 'teens get 40 geggy seetheralds and falseflag as r/india, r/markiplier, and r/undertaleyellow. Teens discuss books they like.
• December 6 - Nojak nameroll is brought back. and oreos Soyteens play GTA Online without using 'cord, and it makes some 'teens leak.
• December 7 - Massive mass-reporting campaign against e621.
• December 8 - A gigachad jeet gem gets pinned on /soy/. The deleted-file icon returns to its old design. An actual soyboy baits everyphono into signing his SNCA petition to free Crimean Tatars by promising that he would goon on his Funko Pop.
• December 9 - A gigaobjects trend of coloring random things grey takes off, though it had started a day before.
• December 10 - A 'teen is gifted an FPE unc appreciation award by his niece. A new banner submission thread is made because some drunk janny unstickied the previous one instead of the SS13 thread and the banner thread ended up sliding off the catalog. A one-man chad solo-raids 8kun's /biz/ and steals its 12345 GET.
• December 11 - Some warfare takes place around the Sharty's Wikipedia page. 'Teens play Monopoly and the thread gets derailed by a jartycvck, but it had a happy ending.
• December 12 - 'teens name a bunch of rats. The warfare on the Wikipedia page continues, and 'teens start doxing Wikipedia jannies, with one of them turning out to be a pedofurniggerglowie. Circus_2 is crowned the King of /qa/.
• December 13 - Soyteens raid a music site, deleting 15+ works; the founder of the site later joins the thread and is revealed to be a 4chan chud.
• December 14 - Nusois dox some gook Xitter foid for larping as a chud incel and gooning to shota. A soyteen finds out that a US government agency has been using Sharty posts and Human or Not raid logs for AI training. Soyteens and Booruteens discuss the possibility of making a Sharty Vocaloid. Vlodson steals /lgbt/'s 42000000 GET. The 'log becomes colorful. Left 4 Soy is announced.
• December 15 - Soyteens create a full-length movie out of purely AI Gigachads. Soyteens raid nu/qa/ with babyjaks this time. A 'teen makes a thread discussing how he drove his troon classmate to suicide.
• December 16 - Soyak gets the 14444444 GET. After the tremendous fail of a blatant nu/qa/ 'zelligpedo trying to steal the GET, /soy/ attempts to cattywipe /qa/ to the dismay of the four /qa/fags on the board. /qa/ wipes /soy/ as revenge. Slvt4BIBISI is unsurprisingly 'nished for rule 2, but the peace is short-lived as xhe somehow manages to come up with an excuse that gets xher unbanned. Teens try to dox a suicidal troon, ending in a faildox and xer Xitter being suspended.
• December 17 - 'g gets posted to /soy/, consisting of an earrape video which is hard to close. A 'teen's computer and hearing are confirmed victims. A meximutt radio got hacked and the aforementioned ‘g was played on it. Some 'teens on /soy/ notice that Miss Circle has suddenly vanished from the booru and mistake this for the result of a mass deletion until somephono points out that this is because admins added her and FPE to every user's blacklist. Mustard uploads a video featuring Femquote and Vlodson on the 'booru, but Doll swiftly deletes the image. Mustard then reuploads it, sets the uploader to [], and demotes Doll, sparking the SoyBooru Crisis.
• December 18 - Color war event on /pol/. 'teens completely rape a WatchPeopleDie femboy ripoff website called WatchCuteFemboys and leak the users' information.
• December 19 - A 'teen falseflags Quote as bisexual using the subject field, and everybaldi falls for it. The falseflag causes massive clitty leakage from Quote as he begins mass 'nishing every poster of homosexual posts or queer "bait" forever for being a 'faggot' as well as suppressing people from changing his article to claim he's a faggot. Some 'teens try to traumatize gooners by posting DNB on an EPI booru site in Operation Goonpedos Trauma, but it gets derailed by pedophiles. 'teens come up with more Nophono/ESL alternatives for SNCA. SoyDOOM development. A soyteen gems up Disney World with an impjak doing pushups.
• December 20 - New banners are added. Push-up general. Soyteens are 'nished en masse from Wikipedia. A /qa/ namefag draws everyone together. The Department of Homeland Security posts a 'jak again.
• December 21 - One obsessed 'teen singlehandedly boosts /biz/ pph to 305. More Quote clittyleakage over being falseflagged as a faggot: he filtered "Quote ## Admin" in the subject field to "i'm trans btw." A message wishing 'teens a happy non-denominational winter festivity is added on /soy/. Mustard rangebans Turkey on /pol/ again.^🗝️
• December 22 - A JapGOD calls teens to raid a Deltarune tranny’s comment section and falseflag as r/Markiplier, which culminates in Operation Total Janie -ACK!. Seif Hardy's grooming victim answers questions in his thread. Soyteens once again fuck with Snekmo, gem his jewtube alternative, and 'ape his Discord. Jannies deny that OGD is a real disorder. An anarchy Google Doc is opened for the whole Party to edit; it goes about as well as you’d expect. A raiderald happens at Disney World: a 'teen places push-up Impjak around the park as a call to action to place 'jaks around theme parks in Operation Impish Resolve.. This very date marks the halfway point of Quote's administration.
• December 23 - A teen has a dream that Wikipedia got hacked and replaced with a screamer cado script, causing three people to commit suicide and Quote to shut the Sharty down and replace it with a site to apologise to the families of the victims. A video of Santa showing his 'slot is pinned yet again on /soy/. 'Teens make a bunch of gemmy realistic 'jaks.
• December 24 - Christmas wordfilters get enabled. ‘Teens plan a Geometry Dash level, but don’t make much progress.
• December 25 - Four Giggers lose their lives due to chronic OGD. Soyteens gem up an old tranny's comment section. 'slot is pinned on /soy/.
• December 26 - A big nigger lips spammer is gifted a shirt from the brand "soybu". A hanging-janny cattywipe occurs on /soy/. The Roblox tranny that was spamming "The Great Meme Reset" stuff for the past few days on the 'log got banned for botting by Quote. Christmas wordfilters get removed after a poll. Christmas Grok raid: a really gemmy Grok trolling thread is posted to /soy/, which milks lots of gegs from Xitter "artists" and furries.
• December 27 - The 'ki gets its normal theme back. The default CSS on the Sharty is now Yotsuba B instead of Christmas4. Safe to say, the Christmas event is over.
• December 28 - Some nusoi posts with his email in the email field on /soy/ and wins a soygem pass. Somephono makes a thread about soytosses in which no line has any contextual relation to another (Aryan idea BTW). Brimstone Winter starts back up when a few 'teens attempting to force Blobjak and Keggyjak get involved. An OldGOD from 2002 reminds nusois about how soyjak.party started during Tea's administration. A user hosts an arras.io raid that lasts for a few hours and is a winraid.
• December 29 - A soyteen forgets to take his meds and claims that the Sharty was hacked by the 2Pac.Party. A broken flood-detection system is implemented on the Sharty, angering a soyteen. Soyteens make AI-generated sissy/blacked/cuck censored edits on /soy/, then start flooding its generator site with TND and DNB. 'Teens make a Slopjak out of an image made by brimmy fat fetish """artist""" Fattysden/Den-Chan. Xe is later doxed, leading xim to leak in xer 'cord and deactivate xer Bluesky and DeviantArt.
• December 30 - A soyteen on /soy/ angers a bunch of jartycucks and sends them into leakage, promising to make a gemmy toss of their angry voice messages. Soyjak's birthday. /qa/'s 900000 GET is stolen by a zellignigger. Follow-up to the /soy/ poster who angered the jartycucks.
• December 31 - A New Year's theme is added to soyjak.party. A useless nigger war against nusois and FPEcucks emerges after the #fpe channel of the Soyjak IRC is constantly shilled in every /soy/ thread, where some SNCA namefags goon to Miss Circle porn or something like that; it may be the first useless nigger war of 2026. The SoyDOOM Map 01 beta is released. Soyteens celebrate New Year's Day with their families instead of browsing the Sharty. The wiki wishes you a wonderful year ahead!

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