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{{Quoting|I am not going to even comment on this shit.{{award|Quote award}}{{award|Quote award award}}|[[Froot]] LARPing as [[Kuz]], April 2, 2025 Q&A<ref>https://archive.today/nHOzu https://megalodon.jp/2025-1107-0755-49/https://archive.today:443/nHOzu</ref>}} | {{Quoting|I am not going to even comment on this shit.{{award|Quote award}}{{award|Quote award award}}|[[Froot]] LARPing as [[Kuz]], April 2, 2025 Q&A<ref>https://archive.today/nHOzu https://megalodon.jp/2025-1107-0755-49/https://archive.today:443/nHOzu</ref>}} | ||
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{{Wew|HOLY [[Shoally|TAMAGOTCHI]] THESE 'JAKS REMIND ME OF MY TOTALLY RADICAL 90s NICKELODEON GROSSOUT SHOWS!!!!!1!!}}{{Award|Quote award}}[[File:esl-logo.png|169x169px|link=ESL|left]] | {{Wew|HOLY [[Shoally|TAMAGOTCHI]] THESE 'JAKS REMIND ME OF MY TOTALLY RADICAL 90s NICKELODEON GROSSOUT SHOWS!!!!!1!!}}{{CustomQuote|file=[[File:Jartycuck.jpg|25px|link=Jartycuck]]|1=Oh I'm a Jartycuck, yes i'm a Jartycuck}}{{Award|Quote award}}{{Award|Page with 23 awards award}}[[File:esl-logo.png|169x169px|link=ESL|left]] | ||
{{Infobox Soyjak | {{Infobox Soyjak | ||
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|origin = [[soyjak.party]] <small>(2023)</small>{{cn}} | |origin = [[soyjak.party]] <small>(2023)</small>{{cn}} | ||
|image = Slopification.gif | |image = Slopification.gif | ||
|booru_posts = {{boorusearch|slopjak|display= | |booru_posts = {{boorusearch|slopjak|display=4831}} <small>As of August 16, 2026</small> | ||
|based_on = Various | |based_on = Various | ||
}} | }} | ||
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'''Slopjaks''' or "'''Incomprehensible hateful wojacks'''" <ref>https://archive.today/a1PKU https://megalodon.jp/2025-1107-0758-45/https://archive.today:443/a1PKU</ref> are a variety of "[[soyjaks]]" which <s>do not</s> aim to accurately depict the person (or people) they're mocking like most soyjaks do, but instead to tack on a hilarious{{CitationNeeded}} over-the-top amount of grotesque features and accessories in a desperate effort to make whoever the 'jak artist is trying to mock look bad. They are ESPECIALLY common in [[SNCA]] [[SoyBooru]] conflicts, [[countrywars]], religion wars and [[faces of the Party|seethe against admins/jannies/popular namefags]]. | '''Slopjaks''' or "'''Incomprehensible hateful wojacks'''" <ref>https://archive.today/a1PKU https://megalodon.jp/2025-1107-0758-45/https://archive.today:443/a1PKU</ref> are a variety of "[[soyjaks]]" which <s>do not</s> aim to accurately depict the person (or people) they're mocking like most soyjaks do, but instead to tack on a hilarious{{CitationNeeded}} over-the-top amount of grotesque features and accessories in a desperate effort to make whoever the 'jak artist is trying to mock look bad. They are ESPECIALLY common in [[SNCA]] [[SoyBooru]] conflicts, [[countrywars]], religion wars and [[faces of the Party|seethe against admins/jannies/popular namefags]]. | ||
As opposed to regular soyjaks which cause extreme [[Dilation|seethe]] from [[Soy Boy|soyboys]] due to it being like looking in a mirror, 100x more seethe goes into ''creating'' a slopjak than what will come from anyone viewing them, because despite what slopjak posters say, they don't depict anyone... '''<b style="color:black; text-shadow:0px 2px 2px #f00000,0px 0px 3px #301934,2px 2px #663702">[[Admin 6|yet.]]</b>''' | As opposed to regular soyjaks which cause extreme [[Dilation|seethe]] from [[Soy Boy|soyboys]] due to it being like looking in a mirror, 100x more seethe goes into ''creating'' a slopjak than what will come from anyone viewing them, because despite what slopjak posters say, they don't depict anyone... '''<b style="color:black; text-shadow:0px 2px 2px #f00000,0px 0px 3px #301934,2px 2px #663702">[[Admin 6|yet.]]</b>''' (marge IRL slopjaks exist they're called indians) | ||
Slopjaks at first were considered coal, and then gemmy during the [[shitoko]] era and fnfpedo spam, despite this, recently people have started to grow tired of slopjaks due to how generic and oversaturated they've generally become. As well as it being a proven fact that many 'corders create and spam slopjaks; with "[[Joel|the creator of slopjaks]]" even being a 'cordpedo xerself. The only gemmy slopjak is the original [[jartycuck]]. (And maybe also the trace for [[Meximutt]] o algo.)<ref>https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jartycuck-gem/</ref> | Slopjaks at first were considered coal, and then gemmy during the [[shitoko]] era and fnfpedo spam, despite this, recently people have started to grow tired of slopjaks due to how generic and oversaturated they've generally become. As well as it being a proven fact that many 'corders create and spam slopjaks; with "[[Joel|the creator of slopjaks]]" even being a 'cordpedo xerself. The only gemmy slopjak is the original [[jartycuck]]. (And maybe also the trace for [[Meximutt]] o algo.)<ref>https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jartycuck-gem/</ref> | ||
Some have said that slopjaks may be a [[Nusoyteen|nusoyfordfocus]]'s rendition of [[Colorjaks]], [[though]] if this is the case they might be a bit more funny, albeit. History often repeats itself.{{cn}} Whenever a slopjak is created that is [[Twitter|incomprehensible]], or at least isn't part of some forced war, it is sometimes an example of "a low effort gem" <sup>(even doe slopjaks take lots of effort dumb fucking chud)</sup>, or in other words; something so bad it turns good. Some have complained about slopjaks for using scat as backgrounds, and the same also goes for their prototypes ([[colorjaks]] and [[Deformed soyjak|deformed 'jaks]]) back in 2021-2022. | Some have said that slopjaks may be a [[Nusoyteen|nusoyfordfocus]]'s rendition of [[Colorjaks]], [[though]] if this is the case they might be a bit more funny, albeit. History often repeats itself.{{cn}} Whenever a slopjak is created that is [[Twitter|incomprehensible]], or at least isn't part of some forced war, it is sometimes an example of "a low effort gem" <sup>(even doe slopjaks take lots of effort dumb fucking chud)</sup>, or in other words; something so bad it turns good. Some have complained about slopjaks for using scat as backgrounds, and the same also goes for their prototypes ([[colorjaks]] and [[Deformed soyjak|deformed 'jaks]]) back in 2021-2022. | ||
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<p>An [[imageboard]] called [[slopjak.party]], also known as "the sloppy", dedicated to posting slopjaks and making new ones was created in January 2026.</p> | |||
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== Origin == | == Origin == | ||
Possibly the [[Origin of soyjak|first slopjaks ever drawn]] were by [[Italy|Leonardo da Vinci]] in the late 15th century.<ref>https:// | Possibly the [[Origin of soyjak|first slopjaks ever drawn]] were by [[Italy|Leonardo da Vinci]] in the late 15th century.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0716-0428-06/https://cf.mickai.me:443/6c86af3000d5e0ad97f1fb11.html</ref> They are drawings of people with ridiculous distortions, and as [[Discord]] hasn't been invented yet the lack of its logo on them is excusable, thus making them IAS (Is A Slopjak). | ||
The macaco 'jaks were a series of exactly 22 images that were posted by an anon on /qa/ over the course of 2 days back in 2021. The intent of the OG [[Brazil|macaco]] wojak artist was to BTFO various factions of coalers that were shitting up /qa/ at the time. Having a full set of Macaco Wojaks in one's Soyjak folder was a highly sought after status symbol.{{Cn}} | The macaco 'jaks were a series of exactly 22 images that were posted by an anon on /qa/ over the course of 2 days back in 2021. The intent of the OG [[Brazil|macaco]] wojak artist was to BTFO various factions of coalers that were shitting up /qa/ at the time. Having a full set of Macaco Wojaks in one's Soyjak folder was a highly sought after status symbol.{{Cn}} | ||
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It is widely agreed that most slopjaks came from the [[FNF pedo]] [[Soyvil War 3|war in mid-2023]]. Someone kept on quoting [[the Bulgarian]] with a [[posted it again award]] soyjak whenever he posted soyjaks of the FNF pedo, and the Bulgarian then made it brown and deformed. Some say standard slopjakking originated from [[Brown Troonjaks|brown deformed troonjak]] spamming by [[Joel]], [[The Bulgarian]] and the [[Romanian Schizo]], but this has not been fact checked and peer reviewed as of the date you are reading this. | It is widely agreed that most slopjaks came from the [[FNF pedo]] [[Soyvil War 3|war in mid-2023]]. Someone kept on quoting [[the Bulgarian]] with a [[posted it again award]] soyjak whenever he posted soyjaks of the FNF pedo, and the Bulgarian then made it brown and deformed. Some say standard slopjakking originated from [[Brown Troonjaks|brown deformed troonjak]] spamming by [[Joel]], [[The Bulgarian]] and the [[Romanian Schizo]], but this has not been fact checked and peer reviewed as of the date you are reading this. | ||
They are popular on [[SoyBooru]] despite being controversial on the [[Soyjak.party|Party]]. This is because 'ru users evidently hate monochrome soyjaks that make fun of nu-males, al[[though]] this could be because of one of two reasons: | They are popular on [[SoyBooru]] despite being controversial on the [[Soyjak.party|Party]]. This is because 'ru users evidently hate monochrome soyjaks that make fun of nu-males, al[[though]] this could be because of one of two reasons: | ||
# They themselves are soyboys {{CitationNeeded|[They just are, OK?}} and feel "personally attacked" enough by soyjaks to feel the need to make absurd enough variations so they no longer resemble them (evan doe soyboys aren't bigoted meanies). | #They themselves are soyboys {{CitationNeeded|[They just are, OK?}} and feel "personally attacked" enough by soyjaks to feel the need to make absurd enough variations so they no longer resemble them (evan doe soyboys aren't bigoted meanies). | ||
# They are desensitized to being mocked as weak men (due to either constant exposure to soyjaks or from being [[Foodist|even more degenerate than a soyboy]]) and need to slapfight using the most repulsive 'jaks possible to feel something. | #They are desensitized to being mocked as weak men (due to either constant exposure to soyjaks or from being [[Foodist|even more degenerate than a soyboy]]) and need to slapfight using the most repulsive 'jaks possible to feel something. | ||
There will be an era where gems like cobson alongside other 'jaks will get turned into normie coal which will cause the sharty to only use slopjaks. These slopjaks will be discovered by xittertroons, turning them into normie coal as well, creating a cycle where soyteens create the most grotesque slopjaks imaginable, slopjaks so distorted and grotesque that they cant even be considered slopjaks anymore and will instead be given a name akin to something like shitsskinniggertrannyslvt4bibisikikemulattojak. The clock is ticking<gallery> | There will be an era where gems like cobson alongside other 'jaks will get turned into normie coal which will cause the sharty to only use slopjaks. These slopjaks will be discovered by xittertroons, turning them into normie coal as well, creating a cycle where soyteens create the most grotesque slopjaks imaginable, slopjaks so distorted and grotesque that they cant even be considered slopjaks anymore and will instead be given a name akin to something like shitsskinniggertrannyslvt4bibisikikemulattojak. The clock is ticking<gallery> | ||
File: | File:Black_excellence.png|A proto-slopjak made sometime around 2022 | ||
File: | File:Booru_front_page.png|{{quote|>absolute state of the booru}} | ||
File:Fjjjjk.jpg|Typical [[Booru]] | File:Fjjjjk.jpg|Typical [[Booru|Boorutranny]] | ||
File: | File:The_Best_Sloppingtonjak_of_ALL_TIME.png|This is the average slopjak. Random videogames, app icons, flags, badge awards, stink lines, black skin, queer, and etc. that OP thought was troonish... Ironically, this image was made poking fun at slopjaks. Also it was made by [[Kernung|an actual pedophile]] btw | ||
File: | File:Marge_Macaco.png|Marge Simpson Macaco Wojak | ||
File:1649891364661.png|Another one | File:1649891364661.png|Another one | ||
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<center><big><big><big><big><big><big> | <center><big><big><big><big><big><big>'''Award'''</big></big></big></big></big></big></center> | ||
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===Etymology=== | ===Etymology=== | ||
The term "slopjak" was coined in early January 2024 on [[Soyjak Wiki]], and for a while it remained a term used exclusively by wiki users. Using the term on the sharty or the 'ru was seen as awkward, but as slopjaks became more popular the name for them spread as well. | <p>The term "slopjak" was coined in early January 2024 on [[Soyjak Wiki]], and for a while it remained a term used exclusively by wiki users. Using the term on the sharty or the 'ru was seen as awkward, but as slopjaks became more popular the name for them spread as well.</p> | ||
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[[File: | [[File:Trans_flag_(Vexillo_-_Google_emoji_style).png|link=Tranny|right|160x160px]] | ||
<div style="margin: 0.5em auto; background: #fad223; padding: 0.5em 1em;border: 5px solid #2335fa; margin: auto; margin-bottom: 1em;">[[File: | <div style="margin: 0.5em auto; background: #fad223; padding: 0.5em 1em;border: 5px solid #2335fa; margin: auto; margin-bottom: 1em;" resource="File:84452 - SoyBooru.jpg" height width>[[File:84452_-_SoyBooru.jpg|thumb|Slopjaks are the absolute pinnacle of [[Wojak]] derived culture.]] | ||
== Characteristics == | == Characteristics == | ||
Many slopjak artists use repetitive features in their edits: | Many slopjak artists use repetitive features in their edits: | ||
* [[Nigger|Brown/black skin]] | *[[Nigger|Brown/black skin]] | ||
* Flags for [[Pedophile|pedophilia]], [[Furfag|zoophilia]] and other [[ | *Flags/symbols/logos for [[Pedophile|pedophilia]], [[Furfag|zoophilia]] and other [[Failtrolls|degenerate shit]] | ||
* Purple [[tranny]] hair | *Purple [[tranny]] hair | ||
* Offsite logos ([[Discord|trooncord]], [[twitter]], [[reddit]], [[4chan]], [[Jarty|the jarty]] etc.) | *Offsite logos ([[Discord|trooncord]], [[twitter]], [[reddit]], [[4chan]], [[Jarty|the jarty]] etc.) | ||
* Flag of some random country ([[Turkey]], [[India]], [[Lesotho]], [[Arab|Any Arabic country]] etc.) | *Flag of some random country ([[Turkey]], [[India]], [[Lesotho]], [[Arab|Any Arabic country]] etc.) | ||
* [[Speech bubbles]] | *[[Speech bubbles]] | ||
* Forced meme/FOTM the author dislikes (e.g. [[Friday Night Funkin']], [[Ongezellig]], [[Fundamental Paper Education]]) | *Forced meme/FOTM the author dislikes (e.g. [[Friday Night Funkin']], [[Ongezellig]], [[Fundamental Paper Education]]) | ||
* [[Retard|Small and visible brain]] | *[[Retard|Small and visible brain]] | ||
* [[Posted it again award|a gazillion awards]] | *[[Posted it again award|a gazillion awards]] | ||
* [[Hanging soyjak|Hanging]] | *[[Hanging soyjak|Hanging]] | ||
* [[Deformed soyjak|Distortion]] | *[[Deformed soyjak|Distortion]] | ||
* [[Jews|Jewish nose and/or Star of David]] | *[[Jews|Jewish nose and/or Star of David]] | ||
* [[Amerimutt|Mutt lips]] | *[[Amerimutt|Mutt lips]] | ||
* [[Chudjak|Thick eyebrows]] and/or [[Selfish little fuck|unibrow]] | * [[Chudjak|Thick eyebrows]] and/or [[Selfish little fuck|unibrow]] | ||
* Stink lines, [[Jartyfly|flies]], shit, etc. | *Stink lines, [[Jartyfly|flies]], shit, etc. | ||
* [[BBC|Queen of Spades]] | * [[BBC|Queen of Spades]] | ||
* Bloodshot crying eyes and/or yellow sclera | * Bloodshot crying eyes and/or yellow sclera | ||
* [[Autism]] symbols/signs (like the puzzle piece or an autism hat) | *[[Autism]] symbols/signs (like the puzzle piece or an autism hat) | ||
* [[Brimstone|Yellow]]/rotting teeth | *[[Brimstone|Yellow]]/rotting teeth | ||
* [[Islam|Taqiyah/Keffeyah]]/Turban <small>(meds no one does this)</small> | * [[Islam|Taqiyah/Keffeyah]]/Turban <small href="Troonslop#List of essential troonslop">(meds no one does this)</small> | ||
* Overdetailed wrinkles | * Overdetailed wrinkles | ||
* [[Troonslop#List of essential troonslop|Huge list of media you're NOT allowed to like in the background]] | * [[Troonslop#List of essential troonslop|Huge list of media you're NOT allowed to like in the background]] | ||
* Leftist logos/mottos (Black Lives Matter, Stop Asian Hate, hammer and sickle, antifa, etc.) | * Leftist logos/mottos (Black Lives Matter, Stop Asian Hate, hammer and sickle, antifa, etc.) | ||
* [[Obsessed Chud|Micropenis]] | *[[Obsessed Chud|Micropenis]] | ||
* Some are obviously made using paint or even shittier programs such as the "[[Vantablack|Wojak creator]]" | *Some are obviously made using paint or even shittier programs such as the "[[Vantablack|Wojak creator]]" | ||
* Mosts are about some [[SNCA]] namefag drama or countrywars | *[[Muscular Chud|Aryan gods]] that represent people OP likes insulting the slopjak | ||
<center><big><big><big><big><big><big> | *A contacts list with other slopjaks (sometimes a [[Discord|groomer]]) in it | ||
<li>Mosts are about some [[SNCA]] namefag drama or countrywars</li> | |||
<center><big><big><big><big><big><big>'''Award'''</big></big></big></big></big></big></center> | |||
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== Countermeasures == | == Countermeasures == | ||
The best way to deal with slopjaks is to write "OP looks like that" (implying the slopjak xe posted is actually a selfie) or “nobody looks like that” under a Sharty thread or a Booru post (in that case use the meta | <p>The best way to deal with slopjaks is to write "OP looks like that" (implying the slopjak xe posted is actually a selfie) or “nobody looks like that” under a Sharty thread or a Booru post (in that case use the tag: {{Boorusearch|meta:op_took_a_selfie_of_xerself}}.) This phrase instantly sobers up the distraught slopposter and makes him feel ashamed because he'll realize he is turning the 'board into a dump with his shit.{{CitationNeeded|he just is, ok?}}</p> | ||
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== Slopkaiju == | |||
'''Slopkaijus''' are the next level of [[Slopjak|slopjaks]]. Instead of depicting the guy in question as an incoherent shapeless blob of supermassive vantablack black hole juice on top of 100 mandrillion images nobody is gonna read, they turn the mocked into a '''grotesque giant abomination''' that interacts with the surrounding environment, causing destruction, death, vantadeath and more deadly death. | |||
Slopkaiju creators don't see the enemy as something that has to be ridiculed, but something whose grotesque and exagerrated characteristics must be so abominably remarked and beast like to the point that they genuinely put fear in the beholder, making him think "oh my fauci...I better not interact with whoever namefag from Noburundi this meme is against..." | |||
=== How to make a Slopkaiju === | |||
# Take 1 or more pictures of a popular giant monster, be it from tranime, movies or series, and trace over them if needed; | |||
# If you wish blend them together so that the number of limbs or tails or wings or fangs increases, multiplying the ominous effect; | |||
# Put an apocalyptic background that makes it feel like the giant disgusting eswatinicreature is causing extreme destruction; | |||
# At least replace some of its heads with a distorted soyjak variant face, unless you are mocking a furry, in that case you can keep the monster heads; | |||
# Add a crap ton of awards; | |||
# Add either extreme filth or events associated with destruction (explosions, natural disasters, fire), or both. | |||
=== Gallery === | |||
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File:Poopson true form.png|[[Poopson]] | |||
File:204551 - soybooru.com - abomination aryan beast bomb award brandon branigger supreme supreme supreme court supremepedo truubi truubi-1-removebg-preview.png|[[Truubi]] the Goon Beast | |||
File:Betaetadelota.png|[[Betaetadelota]] | |||
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== Gallery == | == Gallery == | ||
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File:Weird obsessed faggot euro.png|[[Euromutt]] soyjak, one of the only ones to become fairly popular (spammed forced coal) | File:Weird obsessed faggot euro.png|[[Euromutt]] soyjak, one of the only ones to become fairly popular (<s>spammed forced coal</s><--obsessed faggot) | ||
File:59536 - SoyBooru.png|a good example of countrywar slop (<s>KIKE COAL</s> gem albeit) | File:59536 - SoyBooru.png|a good example of countrywar slop (<s>KIKE COAL</s> gem albeit) | ||
File:38611 - SoyBooru.jpg | File:38611 - SoyBooru.jpg | ||
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File:mexiaryan warrior-z slopjak.jpg|Popular slopjak depicting [[namefag]] [[Warrior-Z]] | File:mexiaryan warrior-z slopjak.jpg|Popular slopjak depicting [[namefag]] [[Warrior-Z]] | ||
File:Slopjak ru example.png|Average slopjak from the 'ru these days | File:Slopjak ru example.png|Average slopjak from the 'ru these days | ||
File:1749994019262m.gif | File:1749994019262m.gif | ||
File:Leonardo-Bushy-Hair-.jpg|A proto-Slopjak from Leonardo da Vinci | |||
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{{award|End of gallery award}} | {{award|End of gallery award}} | ||
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<b>IRL Slopjaks</b> are people who coincidentally look like slopjaks in real life [[lie|(even doe no one looks like them)]], or people who behave like them. Most people claimed as IRL slopjaks are [[Brown Troonjak|Black Trannies]]. Slopjaks were also discovered to bear similarities to people with [[wikipedia:Neurofibromatosis|neurofibromatosis]] and bloated corpses, leading 'teens to {{glowtext|believe in the existence of IRL slopjaks.}} The IRL slopjak population peaked in 1945 during the atomic bombings of both Hiroshima and Nagasaki and peaked once again in 1986 during the [[Ukraine|Chernobyl]] disaster. As of 2025, it is currently unknown how much IRL slopjaks exist today. | |||
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*<s>Salvatore Moreau (that fish guy from resident evil 8/village)</s> he’s just a fictional character doe | *<s>Salvatore Moreau (that fish guy from resident evil 8/village)</s> he’s just a fictional character doe | ||
<ul><li><s>that one image of a gay jewish black fat disabled down "person"</s> <s>(That's just an AI generated image)</s> <s>(No it's a real person i saw someone that looked like him, that might be him.)</s> meds now <--tranny Aaron rose philip is the closest to it</li></ul> | |||
*<s>[[You]]</s> nigga this ain’t [[ED|Enshitclopedoa Dilatica]] go back to your place oldtroon | *<s>[[You (detractor perspective)|You]]</s> nigga this ain’t [[ED|Enshitclopedoa Dilatica]] go back to your place oldtroon | ||
*Thousands of people who got fucked by radiation and died in [[Japan|Hiroshima and Nagasaki]] | *Thousands of people who got fucked by radiation and died in [[Japan|Hiroshima and Nagasaki]] | ||
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File:Reallifeslopjak1.png|Average [[ukraine]] supporter (you VILL NOT question this) | File:Reallifeslopjak1.png|[[Lie|Average]] [[ukraine]] [[Lie|supporter]] (you VILL NOT question this) | ||
File:Reallifeslopjak2.png|[[ESL FNF Pedo|FNF Pedo]]'s brother | File:Reallifeslopjak2.png|[[ESL FNF Pedo|FNF Pedo]]'s brother | ||
File:Fnfpedoreal.png|[[ESL FNF Pedo|Your favorite Boogeyman]] (this is just photoshopped doe) | File:Fnfpedoreal.png|[[ESL FNF Pedo|Your favorite Boogeyman]] (this is just photoshopped doe) | ||
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File:JM_slopjak.jpg| joseph merrick, arguably the oldest example of an IRL slopjak. dating back to the late 1800's | File:JM_slopjak.jpg| joseph merrick, arguably the oldest example of an IRL slopjak. dating back to the late 1800's | ||
File:FatPajeetFurfag.webp|This furfag is commonly spammed on [[Soy/|/soy/]]. | File:FatPajeetFurfag.webp|This furfag is commonly spammed on [[Soy/|/soy/]]. | ||
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== See also == | == See also == | ||
* [[Brown Troonjaks]] - a slopjakking "subvariant" that is more focused on comedy than gay soytan hentai, evendoe thats the point of slopjaks | *[[Brown Troonjaks]] - a slopjakking "subvariant" that is more focused on comedy than gay soytan hentai, evendoe thats the point of slopjaks | ||
* [[Boogeyman hunting]] | *[[Boogeyman hunting]] | ||
* [[Lees of the sharty]] | *[[Lees of the sharty]] | ||
* [[Fnf pedo]] | *[[Fnf pedo]] | ||
* [[Incomprehensible wojack]] - Xitter inmigrants consider gems such as the fishjak as "incomprehensible" but haven't seen these ones | *[[Incomprehensible wojack]] - Xitter inmigrants consider gems such as the fishjak as "incomprehensible" but haven't seen these ones | ||
* [[Minimalism]] - Opposite | *[[Minimalism]] - Opposite | ||
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Slopjaks or "Incomprehensible hateful wojacks" [2] are a variety of "soyjaks" which do not aim to accurately depict the person (or people) they're mocking like most soyjaks do, but instead to tack on a hilarious[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?] over-the-top amount of grotesque features and accessories in a desperate effort to make whoever the 'jak artist is trying to mock look bad. They are ESPECIALLY common in SNCA SoyBooru conflicts, countrywars, religion wars and seethe against admins/jannies/popular namefags.
As opposed to regular soyjaks which cause extreme seethe from soyboys due to it being like looking in a mirror, 100x more seethe goes into creating a slopjak than what will come from anyone viewing them, because despite what slopjak posters say, they don't depict anyone... yet. (marge IRL slopjaks exist they're called indians)
Slopjaks at first were considered coal, and then gemmy during the shitoko era and fnfpedo spam, despite this, recently people have started to grow tired of slopjaks due to how generic and oversaturated they've generally become. As well as it being a proven fact that many 'corders create and spam slopjaks; with "the creator of slopjaks" even being a 'cordpedo xerself. The only gemmy slopjak is the original jartycuck. (And maybe also the trace for Meximutt o algo.)[3]
Some have said that slopjaks may be a nusoyfordfocus's rendition of Colorjaks, though if this is the case they might be a bit more funny, albeit. History often repeats itself.[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?] Whenever a slopjak is created that is incomprehensible, or at least isn't part of some forced war, it is sometimes an example of "a low effort gem" (even doe slopjaks take lots of effort dumb fucking chud), or in other words; something so bad it turns good. Some have complained about slopjaks for using scat as backgrounds, and the same also goes for their prototypes (colorjaks and deformed 'jaks) back in 2021-2022.
An imageboard called slopjak.party, also known as "the sloppy", dedicated to posting slopjaks and making new ones was created in January 2026.
Slopjak is a rollable name on soyjak.party.

Origin[edit | edit source]
Possibly the first slopjaks ever drawn were by Leonardo da Vinci in the late 15th century.[4] They are drawings of people with ridiculous distortions, and as Discord hasn't been invented yet the lack of its logo on them is excusable, thus making them IAS (Is A Slopjak).
The macaco 'jaks were a series of exactly 22 images that were posted by an anon on /qa/ over the course of 2 days back in 2021. The intent of the OG macaco wojak artist was to BTFO various factions of coalers that were shitting up /qa/ at the time. Having a full set of Macaco Wojaks in one's Soyjak folder was a highly sought after status symbol.[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?]
It is widely agreed that most slopjaks came from the FNF pedo war in mid-2023. Someone kept on quoting the Bulgarian with a posted it again award soyjak whenever he posted soyjaks of the FNF pedo, and the Bulgarian then made it brown and deformed. Some say standard slopjakking originated from brown deformed troonjak spamming by Joel, The Bulgarian and the Romanian Schizo, but this has not been fact checked and peer reviewed as of the date you are reading this.
They are popular on SoyBooru despite being controversial on the Party. This is because 'ru users evidently hate monochrome soyjaks that make fun of nu-males, although this could be because of one of two reasons:
- They themselves are soyboys [[They just are, OK?] and feel "personally attacked" enough by soyjaks to feel the need to make absurd enough variations so they no longer resemble them (evan doe soyboys aren't bigoted meanies).
- They are desensitized to being mocked as weak men (due to either constant exposure to soyjaks or from being even more degenerate than a soyboy) and need to slapfight using the most repulsive 'jaks possible to feel something.
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A proto-slopjak made sometime around 2022
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>absolute state of the booru
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Typical Boorutranny
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This is the average slopjak. Random videogames, app icons, flags, badge awards, stink lines, black skin, queer, and etc. that OP thought was troonish... Ironically, this image was made poking fun at slopjaks. Also it was made by an actual pedophile btw
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Marge Simpson Macaco Wojak
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Another one

Etymology[edit | edit source]
The term "slopjak" was coined in early January 2024 on Soyjak Wiki, and for a while it remained a term used exclusively by wiki users. Using the term on the sharty or the 'ru was seen as awkward, but as slopjaks became more popular the name for them spread as well.


Characteristics[edit | edit source]
Many slopjak artists use repetitive features in their edits:
- Brown/black skin
- Flags/symbols/logos for pedophilia, zoophilia and other degenerate shit
- Purple tranny hair
- Offsite logos (trooncord, twitter, reddit, 4chan, the jarty etc.)
- Flag of some random country (Turkey, India, Lesotho, Any Arabic country etc.)
- Speech bubbles
- Forced meme/FOTM the author dislikes (e.g. Friday Night Funkin', Ongezellig, Fundamental Paper Education)
- Small and visible brain
- a gazillion awards
- Hanging
- Distortion
- Jewish nose and/or Star of David
- Mutt lips
- Thick eyebrows and/or unibrow
- Stink lines, flies, shit, etc.
- Queen of Spades
- Bloodshot crying eyes and/or yellow sclera
- Autism symbols/signs (like the puzzle piece or an autism hat)
- Yellow/rotting teeth
- Taqiyah/Keffeyah/Turban (meds no one does this)
- Overdetailed wrinkles
- Huge list of media you're NOT allowed to like in the background
- Leftist logos/mottos (Black Lives Matter, Stop Asian Hate, hammer and sickle, antifa, etc.)
- Micropenis
- Some are obviously made using paint or even shittier programs such as the "Wojak creator"
- Aryan gods that represent people OP likes insulting the slopjak
- A contacts list with other slopjaks (sometimes a groomer) in it

Countermeasures[edit | edit source]
The best way to deal with slopjaks is to write "OP looks like that" (implying the slopjak xe posted is actually a selfie) or “nobody looks like that” under a Sharty thread or a Booru post (in that case use the tag: 

Slopkaiju[edit | edit source]
Slopkaijus are the next level of slopjaks. Instead of depicting the guy in question as an incoherent shapeless blob of supermassive vantablack black hole juice on top of 100 mandrillion images nobody is gonna read, they turn the mocked into a grotesque giant abomination that interacts with the surrounding environment, causing destruction, death, vantadeath and more deadly death.
Slopkaiju creators don't see the enemy as something that has to be ridiculed, but something whose grotesque and exagerrated characteristics must be so abominably remarked and beast like to the point that they genuinely put fear in the beholder, making him think "oh my fauci...I better not interact with whoever namefag from Noburundi this meme is against..."
How to make a Slopkaiju[edit | edit source]
- Take 1 or more pictures of a popular giant monster, be it from tranime, movies or series, and trace over them if needed;
- If you wish blend them together so that the number of limbs or tails or wings or fangs increases, multiplying the ominous effect;
- Put an apocalyptic background that makes it feel like the giant disgusting eswatinicreature is causing extreme destruction;
- At least replace some of its heads with a distorted soyjak variant face, unless you are mocking a furry, in that case you can keep the monster heads;
- Add a crap ton of awards;
- Add either extreme filth or events associated with destruction (explosions, natural disasters, fire), or both.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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Truubi the Goon Beast
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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The ESL FNF Pedo, the most influential Slopjak, circa. April 2023 on the 'booru. The One That Started It All
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This one is depicting auschwitz pajeet Missed_Paypal, who spams the booru with soytan transforming fetish coal. The creator of this slopjak, as well as Missed_Paypal, were later exposed to be both sockpuppets of the infamous soysphere IRL slopjak Kernung.
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The coal that almost killed the farty.
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An example of slopjakking formerly seen as extreme. Nowadays, is seen as relatively lackluster compared to the slopjaks we have today.
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Euromutt soyjak, one of the only ones to become fairly popular (
spammed forced coal<--obsessed faggot) -
a good example of countrywar slop (
KIKE COALgem albeit) -
The most famous slopjak, the jartycuck
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A rather niche slopjak featuring Chudjak Seething and mocking people who hate Geometry Dash youtuber AdvyStyles because he's a pedophile or whatever.
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A hellish amalgamation of coal, brimstone and dust, so vantablack it reverts back to being a gem or something along those lines, yeah.
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The rare Slopatoma.
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This unique slopjak is holding up 6 gorillion phones o algo.
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Homestuck slopjak
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Average slopjak from the 'ru these days
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A proto-Slopjak from Leonardo da Vinci

IRL Slopjaks[edit | edit source]
IRL Slopjaks are people who coincidentally look like slopjaks in real life (even doe no one looks like them), or people who behave like them. Most people claimed as IRL slopjaks are Black Trannies. Slopjaks were also discovered to bear similarities to people with neurofibromatosis and bloated corpses, leading 'teens to believe in the existence of IRL slopjaks. The IRL slopjak population peaked in 1945 during the atomic bombings of both Hiroshima and Nagasaki and peaked once again in 1986 during the Chernobyl disaster. As of 2025, it is currently unknown how much IRL slopjaks exist today.
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A man being forcibly turned into an IRL slopjak
People who might look like that (and even say that) (even doe slopjaks are portraits of people who don't exist)[edit | edit source]
Salvatore Moreau (that fish guy from resident evil 8/village)he’s just a fictional character doe
that one image of a gay jewish black fat disabled down "person"(That's just an AI generated image)(No it's a real person i saw someone that looked like him, that might be him.)meds now <--tranny Aaron rose philip is the closest to it
Younigga this ain’t Enshitclopedoa Dilatica go back to your place oldtroon
- Thousands of people who got fucked by radiation and died in Hiroshima and Nagasaki
- bloated corpses found in rivers
- The elephant man
- Anyone with these conditions:
- Anencephaly
- Cyclopia
- Harlequin Itchthyosis
- Hypertricosis
- Proteus Syndrome
- Treeman Syndrome
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FNF Pedo's brother
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Your favorite Boogeyman (this is just photoshopped doe)
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Ditto
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joseph merrick, arguably the oldest example of an IRL slopjak. dating back to the late 1800's
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This furfag is commonly spammed on /soy/.
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Circus_2 face reveal

See also[edit | edit source]
- Brown Troonjaks - a slopjakking "subvariant" that is more focused on comedy than gay soytan hentai, evendoe thats the point of slopjaks
- Boogeyman hunting
- Lees of the sharty
- Fnf pedo
- Incomprehensible wojack - Xitter inmigrants consider gems such as the fishjak as "incomprehensible" but haven't seen these ones
- Minimalism - Opposite
- slopjak.party - imageboard
Notes
Snopes
- ↑ https://archive.today/nHOzu https://megalodon.jp/2025-1107-0755-49/https://archive.today:443/nHOzu
- ↑ https://archive.today/a1PKU https://megalodon.jp/2025-1107-0758-45/https://archive.today:443/a1PKU
- ↑ https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jartycuck-gem/
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0716-0428-06/https://cf.mickai.me:443/6c86af3000d5e0ad97f1fb11.html
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