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Joeltoko Klekiteen, pronouns
was/were, POWER NAME Alfred Poopenstein, was a shitskin tranny from 'book who made a post about Cobson or something. He lived on 1450 Annette Lane, in Fort Worth, Texas. He is 2% Ashkenazi (((Jewish))), according to DNA tests, and 18% Sub-Saharan African. She's also Irish o algo.
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The Cobson Incident[edit | edit source]
Joeltoko posts a distorted brown 'vestite Cobson on Facebook, aquiring 20k likes. A thread gets started on /sude/, posting a screenshot of the post, and calling 'oyim to raid her 'chats. Three days later, the 'ox get dropped.
Last Post[edit | edit source]
On July 28th, 1999, Alfred announced his departure from this world. After his last post, he recorded a Facebook livestream, in which he drank an entire liter of bleach, noosed himself, and blasted his own head off with a 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun. The video cuts off 10 minutes later.
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Name: Alfred Poopenstein
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