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Nationality | SHITALALALIAN SHITSKIN NIGGER WHO IS GENETICALLY CLOSER TO LEBUNESE MONKEYS |
Occupation | ^^^^ samaessfagging shalalatialan antihwit subhuman analbanin lenebanese smaefag fnf pedo fodiost nigger |
Years active | 2023-2024 |
Best known for | Being a shitskin nigger faggot |
Title | FAT MONKEY SHITALALALALALALIAN BRAPZILIAN NIGGER FAGGOT |
IAS? | No |
Joeltoko Klekiteen, pronouns was/were, POWER NAME Alfred Poopenstein, was a shitskin tranny from 'book who made a post about Cobson or something. He lived on 1450 Annette Lane, in Fort Worth, Texas. He is 2% Ashkenazi Jewish, according to DNA tests, and 18% Sub-Saharan African. She's also Irish o algo.
On several occasions, she attempted to vandalize this 'ki. Remember to vandalize her user pages in retaliation.
The Cobson Incident[edit | edit source]
Joeltoko posts a distorted brown 'vestite Cobson on Facebook, aquiring 20k likes. A thread gets started on /sude/, posting a screenshot of the post, and calling 'oyim to raid her 'chats. Three days later, the 'ox get dropped.
Last Post[edit | edit source]
On July 28th, 1999, Alfred announced his departure from this world. After his last post, he recorded a Facebook livestream, in which he drank an entire liter of bleach, noosed himself, and blasted his own head off with a 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun. The video cuts off 10 minutes later.
Dox[edit | edit source]
Name: Alfred Poopenstein
Spouse: Norbert Nancy Poopenstein[THATS MY TRANS KWEEN!! I WILL NOT BE CUCKED I WILL NOT BE C-ACK!]
1234 Nigger Ave, Jacksonville, Florida 32000[1]
Occupation: Tester @ BBCs for TRVMP
Religion: MUH HECKING SCIENCE!!
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Entities that want to shut down Soyjak.st [+]
4cucks ♦ Bot spammers ♦ bu5t ♦ CeceFem ♦ CIA and FBI ♦ Discord ♦ DynaDot, Porkbun, Epik and NameCheap ♦ Failtrolls ♦ The Frog Pond ♦ Gnarpedia (Skibidi Farms) ♦ goth ♦ Isaac Kate ♦ jakparty.soy ♦ Jews ♦ King Caesar ♦ Klaus Schwab ♦ (((Max))) ♦ Pedophiles ♦ QAfe ♦ r/196 ♦ Red ♦ Selfish Little Fucks ♦ Shemmy ♦ Snitches ♦ Trannies ♦ 𝕏fags ♦ You |
"If you don't stop us, you're screwed!" |
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Tactics used to shut down Soyjak.st [+]
CIA subversion ♦ Coalposting (Dust ♦ Brimstone) ♦ Countrycoaling ♦ CP spam (dancing swede.mp4 ♦ Wiki 'p spam) ♦ Demoralization ♦ DNB ♦ False flagging ♦ Flagging ♦ Neutralspam/Blogposting ♦ Poopson ♦ Porn ♦ Pro-degeneracy advocacy ♦ Racebait/fetish spam ♦ Sending false reports to Cloudflare ♦ Spam ♦ Terrorism | ||
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kuz (pre-dekuzification) ♦ fish's perspective ♦ kuzist perspective ♦ Nigga kuz's perspective ♦ shittily machine translated into Russian like what Carter did whenever someone asked him to speak Russian's perspective ♦ Soot's perspective ♦ Sootist perspective ♦ tree's perspective) ♦ Carter's alter egos ((((Max))) ♦ Dr. E/Chood) ♦ Object 775 ♦ Sobot ♦ Red ♦ Doll (formerly) ♦ Goth ♦ Kolyma Network ♦ Kolyma Dating ♦ Kolyma Gangstalking Division ♦ Nigga Kuz ♦ Yuriy-Kuznetsov Trust ♦ Discord ♦ Eduardo Foltz ♦ Heyuri |
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Impact on the Sharty [+]
Kuzjak ♦ Hitman Kuz ♦ Kuzism ♦ Five Board Plan ♦ Kuz's Last Q&A ♦ This Is It ♦ Datamining ♦ The.html ♦ hohol.html ♦ Dekuzification | ||
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Related Figures and Entities [+]
Froot (detractor perspective) ♦ Root ♦ Quote ♦ Mustard ♦ Soysneed ♦ Doll ♦ 9a0c ♦ Angeleno ♦ Mist ♦ Smith ♦ Ronald ♦ Froot Domme League/Frootcord ♦ Soyumvirate |
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Major events and Impact on The Website [+]
50 Board Plan ♦ Board Clash ♦ Dekuzification ♦ Five Nights at Cobson's ♦ Froot Cabal ♦ Froot Derangement Syndrome ♦ Froot is dead ♦ Froot is Kuz theory ♦ Frootcord ♦ Frootism ♦ Frootniversary ♦ Gigachad-Lennonjak War ♦ Great Handover ♦ Great Purge ♦ Kolyma Restoration ♦ Media Pending Approval ♦ First Soyanniversary ♦ Soyfest 1 ♦ Soygem Pass ♦ Soyoween ♦ Soyvil War 4 | ||
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Illnesses and Conditions [+]
Schizophrenia ♦ ADHD ♦ Autism ♦ Dementia ♦ Dissociative Identity Disorder ♦ Dysphoria (Oldfag / Gender) ♦ Self-insert syndrome ♦ Märgerautismus Syndrome ♦ Derangement syndrome (Cobson ♦ Gapejak ♦ Discord ♦ Froot ♦ Sharty ♦ Woman ♦ Zoomer) ♦ Ban everything I dislike Mentality ♦ Insanity ♦ Involuntary Celibacy ♦ Hallucinations ♦ Soyphilia ♦ Homosexuality ♦ Tulpas ♦ Sproking out ♦ Psychopathy ♦ Paranoia ♦ Shadow People ♦ Pedophilia ♦ 'Jakking Fatigue ♦ Profound mental retardation ♦ Sharty Fixation Syndrome |
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BBC therapy ♦ Meds ♦ Doctor's orders ♦ Eating the Bugs ♦ finding Jesus ♦ Landscape Therapy ♦ Meditation ♦ Mental Asylum ♦ Sleep ♦ Soyicide |
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Soyspeak [+]
Phrases [+] Soyjak phrases ♦ Gem ♦ Coal ♦ Oh My God She is So Attractive ♦ I'm trans BTW ♦ Millions must die ♦ Nothing Ever Happens ♦ You will hang, pedophile. ♦ Best known for ♦ Kurwa ♦ (x) won (y) lost ♦ I transheart nigger ♦ This would kill a victorian child ♦ IT'S OVER ♦ Marge ♦ Toast ♦ Or something ♦ Ban everything I dislike ♦ Literal who Copypastas [+] List of copypastas / 2 ♦ Billy Mays ♦ Did Vaush just BTFO? ♦ Seething kike ♦ TND ♦ Trope ♦ YWNBAW Miscellaneous [+]
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Average Nu-Wiki article is part of a series on Splinters ![]() Visit the Soysphere portal for more. ✝: Dead
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Direct splinters [+]
Official sites (soyjak.blog✝ ♦ bunker.soyjak.wiki✝ ♦ gyatt.party✝ ♦ irc.soyjak.st ♦ soybooru.com ♦ soychan.org✝) ♦ jakparty.soy✝ ♦ The Kuzzy ♦ neutralplier.party✝ ♦ sharty.party✝ ♦ Shemmy ♦ Shiny✝ ♦ sidcity ♦ soyjak.pythonanywhere.com✝ ♦ NuSchlog✝ ♦ NAS (cado.party✝ ♦ Fooey ♦ qa2triots.win✝ ♦ The Gitty ♦ Zarty) |
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Indirect splinters [+]
Chinny✝ ♦ chuds.life ♦ Churro ♦ jak.soy✝ ♦ Jassy ♦ Panchan✝ ♦ Shemmy Bunker✝ ♦ Shevvy ♦ Gacky ♦ Soyjak Forum ♦ Squirrel Party ♦ Swinny ♦ NAS (aguguland.online✝ ♦ blepe.website✝ ♦ twinkjak.party✝ ♦ swaggerswithattitude.com) | |
Soyjak Websites [+]
soyja.cc✝ ♦ soyjak.cc✝ ♦ soyjak.com✝ ♦ soyjak.download✝ ♦ soyjak.io ♦ soyjak.lol✝ ♦ soyjak.studio✝ | |
Diaspora on non-/soy/ sites [+]
4chan ♦ bantculture ♦ crystal.cafe ♦ Frenschan✝ ♦ Know Your Meme ♦ Kiwi Farms ♦ Reddit ♦ 𝕏 | |
Miscellaneous [+]
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Ideologies [+] | People [+] Adolf Hitler ♦ Based Department ♦ Breadpanes ♦ Barack Obama ♦ CIA ♦ Donald Trump ♦ Dr. Fauci ♦ Elon Musk ♦ FBI ♦ George Floyd ♦ Jews ♦ John Doe ♦ Kamala Harris ♦ Kanye West ♦ Klaus Schwab ♦ Kris Kane ♦ Noah Samsen ♦ Osama bin Laden ♦ Patrick Crusius ♦ /pol/ ♦ /leftypol/ ♦ RapeApe ♦ Stonetoss ♦ J.D. Vance ♦ The Happy Merchant ♦ Tim Waltz ♦ Vaush ♦ Vladimir Lenin ♦ Vladimir Putin ♦ Karl Marx ♦ Antifa |
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Manifestos[+]
Christianity (disputed) ♦ Fascism ♦ Inceldom ♦ Millions must die ♦ Neo-Nazism ♦ Nihilism ♦ Nothing Ever Happens ♦ TND (I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS) ♦ TBP |
Clittycels[+]
Chud (Patrick Crusius) ♦ Adolf Hitler ♦ Chuds.life ♦ Donald Trump ♦ Elon Musk ♦ Frenschan ♦ J.D. Vance ♦ Joshua Conner Moon (Kiwi Farms) ♦ Kanye West ♦ PewDiePie ♦ /pol/ ♦ Randjak ♦ Ruben Sim ♦ Stonetoss ♦ Ted Kaczynski ♦ Terry Davis ♦ Turkey Tom |
Degeneracy[+]
BBC ♦ Christianity ♦ Communism ♦ Eating the Bugs ♦ Fourth Industrial Revolution ♦ Goyslop ♦ Homosexuality ♦ Islam ♦ Judaism ♦ Meds ♦ Porn ♦ Science (unless it's FBI crime statistics) ♦ Sex ♦ Troonslop |
Traitors to the West[+]
Da JOOOOOOOOS (The Happy Merchant) ♦ Arabs ♦ Asians ♦ Dr. Fauci ♦ Faggot ♦ Jannies ♦ Joe Biden ♦ Kamala Harris ♦ Klaus Schwab ♦ Leftypol ♦ Mexicans (Meximutt ♦ Satoko_houjou_fan) ♦ Muslims ♦ Niggers ♦ RationalWiki ♦ R/196 ♦ Tim Walz ♦ Trannies (Troonjak ♦ Alicia) ♦ Vaush ♦ You |
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