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Joeltoko Klekiteen

Joeltoko Klekiteen, pronouns was/were, POWER NAME Alfred Poopenstein, was a shitskin tranny from 'book who made a post about Cobson or something. Xe is best known for the fact that xe is a Vantablack niggerstone shitskin from Niggerhell. He lived on 1450 Annette Lane, in Fort Worth, Texas. He is 2% Ashkenazi (((Jewish))), according to DNA tests, and 18% Sub-Saharan African. She's also Irish o algo.

On several occasions, he attempted to vandalize this 'ki.^🔒 Remember to vandalize her user pages in retaliation.

The Cobson Incident[edit | edit source]

Joeltoko posts a distorted brown 'vestite Cobson on Facebook, aquiring 20k likes. A thread gets started on /sude/,^🗝️ posting a screenshot of the post, and calling 'oyim to raid her 'chats. Three days later, the 'ox get dropped.

Last Post[edit | edit source]

On July 28th, 1999, Alfred announced his departure from this world. After his last post, he recorded a Facebook livestream, in which he drank an entire liter of bleach, noosed himself, and blasted his own head off with a 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun. The video cuts off 10 minutes later.

Dox[edit | edit source]

Name: Alfred Poopenstein

Spouse: ~~Norbert~~ Nancy Poopenstein^{[THATS MY TRANS KWEEN!! I WILL NOT BE CUCKED I WILL NOT BE C-ACK!]}

1234 Nigger Ave, Jacksonville, Florida 32000^[1]

Occupation: Tester @ BBCs for TRVMP

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Miscellaneous [-+]

♠ Penis Color War ♦ Russo-Ukrainian War ♦ The Sack of Rome (2023) ♦ Soydueling (Wikidueling) ♦ Soysurgency ♦ Soyvil War ♦ Useless nigger war ♦ World War Soy 1 / 2 ♦ Zelligate 1 / 2

Average Nu-Wiki article is part of a series on the coal that is killing /soy/	Sources 4cuck ♦ 9a0c ♦ Admin 6 ♦ Avatarfags ♦ /bp/ ♦ Discord ♦ DynaDot, Porkbun, Epik and NameCheap ♦ ESL FNF Pedo ♦ Failtrolls ♦ Furries ♦ Indonesia ♦ jakparty.soy ♦ Jannies ♦ the Janny Cabal ♦ Jews ♦ Kernüng ♦ /nate/ ♦ Nightly raids ♦ Nulees ♦ Nusoicucks ♦ Poopson ♦ Quote ♦ Reddit ♦ /r9k/ ♦ SoyBooru ♦ soyjak.blog (NuSchlog • Shroom) ♦ Three-Letter Agencies ♦ TikTok ♦ Tranime ♦ Trannies ♦ 𝕏 ♦ You ^{[You just are, ok?]}
	Symptoms Babybot ♦ Baby monkey torture ♦ Chud-to-tranny ♦ Coalification ♦ Coalposting (Dust ♦ Brimstone ♦ Vantablack ♦ Antimatter) ♦ Countrywars ♦ Demoralization ♦ Derailing ♦ Drama ♦ Froot derangement syndrome ♦ Gooning ♦ 'Jakking Fatigue ♦ Jarty files ♦ Märgerautismus Syndrome ♦ NAS ♦ Pedophilia and 'p spam ♦ Politicoaling ♦ Pooner Takeover ♦ Porn ♦ Purity spiral ♦ Quotesink ♦ Self-insert syndrome ♦ Sharty derangement syndrome ♦ Shit nobody cares about ♦ Slopjakking ♦ Snitches ♦ Troonslop ♦ Useless nigger wars ♦ variant:unknown
	Forced Memes Forced Memes themselves ♦ Boykisser ♦ Brojak ♦ Brown Troonjaks ♦ Catjak ♦ Cobbess ♦ Dogjak ♦ Enbie (Pink-Haired Enbie) ♦ Flagging ♦ Flartson ♦ Incredible Gassy ♦ Mexiwhore ♦ Neutralplier ♦ "Newfag Repellant" ♦ Ongezellig (detractor perspective) ♦ Soylita (Shoyta) ♦ Smuglet ♦ Spadeson and racebait ♦ The Amazing Digital Circus ♦ The Coffin of Andy and Leyley ♦ Vlodson ♦ Zillyjaks
	Treatment Admin Ϫ ♦ Bumping gemmy threads ♦ /calm/ ♦ Countering spam/derailing ♦ Gemposting (Gemeralds ♦ The gem that saved the Party ♦ Supernova) ♦ Goonocaust ♦ Great Purge ♦ IAS ♦ Jesus Christ ♦ Learning about the past ♦ Meds NOW ♦ Namefag Purge ♦ Saging coaly threads ♦ Sproke ♦ and most importantly... Original Content
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Trolling and Raids

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Do we even know, who is this Snarky Snappy person or website?

Operations

404 ♦ 9/11 ♦ Christmas Campaign ♦ Chud Hansen ♦ Clog the Toilet ♦ ColorBlox Raid ♦ Deltarape ♦ Destroy Degenerates December ♦ Footprint ♦ Gemmeister ♦ Gemstro ♦ Global War on Porn ♦ Goongate ♦ Gradingcaust ♦ Great Cuckset ♦ Heyuri raid ♦ Homocaust ♦ Kikewaffen ♦ Meatgrinder ♦ /mlpol/ Wars ♦ Name the Party ♦ No Nut November (Night of a Thousand 'zas) ♦ Nyanchan Raid ♦ Pedocaust (Operation Nigger Madness) ♦ Pixel-ACK ♦ Pokém-ACK! ♦ 'Plier ♦ r/Place Raids of 7/20/23 ♦ Rapeson's Revenge ♦ Reality ♦ Red Balloon ♦ Soyclipse ♦ Soyduel of St. Johns Bridge ♦ Soygate ♦ SoySphere-Cobvas ♦ Soytanic ♦ Times Square Takeover ♦ Total Femboy Death ♦ Total Vorefag Death ♦ Tranny Soylita Raid ♦ UK police raids ♦ Undertroon Memories Rape ♦ Wikisneedia ♦ Woman Raid ♦ World War Soy (2)

♦ 'za Month

Targets

People/Groups:
4lung ♦ Adam Ragusea ♦ Ali Dawah ♦ Alyssa Mercante ♦ Bitch Productions ♦ Black Book Dox ♦ CeceFem ♦ Chibi Reviews ♦ Evan Spencer Jacobs ♦ FallenChungus ♦ Feral27 ♦ Funamusea ♦ Fwucky ♦ GiantessElsie ♦ Giggly Goonclown ♦ Heghodge ♦ Illymations ♦ Jaiden animations ♦ Kirbizia ♦ LavenderCoffee ♦ Lee Goldson ♦ Lifeinmastermode ♦ Major Cloog ♦ minus8 ♦ MISTER MANTICORE ♦ Noah Samsen ♦ Pawtzel ♦ Pizzacake ♦ Pyrocynical ♦ RacerNeem ♦ Rev says desu ♦ Sangria Snake ♦ Selphy6 ♦ Snitches ♦ Storster ♦ Svante Thunberg ♦ Swaglord ♦ The Incest Twins ♦ u/Eldergod74 ♦ Westthewerst

Sites/Communities:
1chan ♦ 4chan (/ic/ - Artwork/Critique, /vp/ - Pokémon, /lgbt/ - Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, & Transgender) ♦ 711chan ♦ 8chan ♦ Baraag ♦ Bluesky ♦ Bunkerchan ♦ Crystal Cafe ♦ The Cutting Room Floor ♦ E621.net ♦ ExplainXKCD ♦ Heyuri ♦ KamTape ♦ Kiwi Farms ♦ KnowYourMeme ♦ Luciegoon ♦ Mlpol ♦ Moomoo.io ♦ Nairaland ♦ NoLimitsPedia ♦ PixelPlanet ♦ Reddit (R/196, R/ihaveihaveihavereddit, r/teachers, r/feedthememes) ♦ Skibidi Farms ♦ Snekmo ♦ Sturdychan ♦ Territorial.io ♦ The Amazing Digital Circus ♦ The Coffin of Andy and Leyley ♦ UserVM ♦ Wikipedia ♦ Wojak Paradise ♦ Yesmap Wiki ♦ Your World of Text ♦ Ytdraws.win

♦ youraislopbores.me

Techniques

Bots ♦ Bait ♦ Ban evasion ♦ Catalog wiping ♦ Copypastas ♦ Datamining ♦ Derailing ♦ Dotspam ♦ Doxing (search.0t.rocks ♦ breach.vip) ♦ GETs ♦ Hacking ♦ Internet Trolling Tactics (/vp/) (/ic/) ♦ Leebait ♦ Linegemming ♦ Minor inconveniences ♦ Schizoposting ♦ Soydueling ♦ Soot Quest ♦ Spam ♦ Stealthjaks ♦ Vandalism ♦ Prank Calling
though most devastatingly

Major inconveniences

Types of raids

Failraids ♦ Graffiti ♦ Habbo Raid ♦ Jackbox Raiding ♦ Large-scale operations ♦ Long-term abuse ♦ Ss14 raiding

♦ Whiteboard raids

Trolling groups

Anonymous ♦ CIA ♦ GNAA ♦ KKK ♦ Kiwi Farms ♦ NSS ♦ rDrama

♦ soyjak.party (snarky.snappy)

Soyjak variants Visit the Soyjak Variants portal for more.
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Main variants Variants with 1,000+ SoyBooru posts Soyak ♦ A24 Slow-Burn Soyjak ♦ Alicia ♦ Bernd ♦ Brandon ♦ Chudjak ♦ Cobson ♦ Cryboy Soyjak ♦ El Perro Rabioso ♦ Excited Soyjak ♦ Feraljak ♦ Gapejak ♦ Impish Soyak Ears ♦ Kuzjak ♦ Markiplier Soyjak ♦ Meximutt ♦ Nojak ♦ Shirtjak ♦ Smugjak ♦ Soytan ♦ Tony Soprano Soyjak ♦ Two Soyjaks Pointing ♦ Vlodson
Other variants Common variants (Variants with 100-999 SoyBooru posts) 3kliksjak ♦ Abortion Lover ♦ Angryjak ♦ Beastjak ♦ Blakjak ♦ Budgiejak ♦ Catjak ♦ Chugsjak ♦ Cirrus ♦ Cobbert ♦ Coinjak ♦ Dubbbzjak ♦ Dylanjak ♦ ESAM ♦ ET Soyjak ♦ Fatjak ♦ Fisheyejak ♦ Flartson ♦ Godjak ♦ Hot Sauce ♦ Headjak ♦ Hydejak ♦ Imhotep ♦ Impish Soyak ♦ Isaac ♦ Ishish Soyak Ears ♦ Israeli Soyjak ♦ Itsoutgetinhere ♦ Lennonjak ♦ Markiplier Soyjak 2 ♦ Monkeyjak ♦ Mulletjak ♦ Notejak ♦ Norwegian Soyjak ♦ Parrotjak ♦ Pissluffare ♦ Platejak ♦ PPP ♦ Protestantjak ♦ Punkjak ♦ 'ojak ♦ Reaction Soyjak ♦ Rupturejak ♦ Shotjak ♦ Sidson ♦ Slitherjak ♦ Smuglet ♦ Snoojak ♦ Sobot ♦ Soykio Kid ♦ Syndromejak ♦ Uncjak ♦ Weirdpenis ♦ Yurjak Miscellaneous 5'6 jak ♦ 6soylent ♦ Asmattr ♦ Billy ♦ Binocular Jak ♦ Blakjak ♦ Blartjak ♦ Blackpill Jak ♦ Britson ♦ Brojak ♦ Buckteeth Soyjak ♦ Burgerjak ♦ Casnatus ♦ Cadojak ♦ Chai Breakfast ♦ Checkjak ♦ Childut ♦ Cigson ♦ Crabjak ♦ Crimjak ♦ Cutejak ♦ Daedaluson ♦ Darkiplier ♦ DnBjak ♦ Dumjacque ♦ Eric Butts ♦ Epsteinjak ♦ Eviljak ♦ Fat soyjak glasses ♦ Flubbert ♦ Gimper ♦ Goopjak ♦ Guestjak ♦ Halojak ♦ Hawleyjak ♦ Hercules ♦ Hobojak ♦ Ignatius ♦ Jarboy ♦ Jimmy Numale ♦ Kai Cenat ♦ Lactoriajak ♦ Mameson ♦ Mentaljak ♦ Microplasticsjak ♦ Neckbeardjak ♦ Neojak ♦ Nostaljak ♦ Npestajak ♦ Oranjak ♦ Pacinojak ♦ Patriotjak ♦ Peason ♦ Phillip ♦ Pillsjak ♦ Policejak ♦ Quirkjak ♦ Scoutrooster ♦ Shabbosjak ♦ Slatejak ♦ Sloppy ♦ Slurpjak ♦ Snopesjak ♦ Soylady ♦ Stu ♦ Susjak ♦ Talkingballjak ♦ Thps_soyjak ♦ Thunderf00t ♦ Trumpjak ♦ Tvjak ♦ Uglyfuckingthing ♦ Unijak ♦ Unpaintbucketable Nigger ♦ Vidyajak ♦ Volcanojak ♦ Waljak ♦ Whalejak ♦ Zjak ♦ Zoomer on computer ♦ variant:unknown ♦ Marney
Subvariants Ack Mutt ♦ Annabelle ♦ Arkansasjak ♦ Ameriaryan ♦ Bartolomeo ♦ Big Boy ♦ Blobson ♦ Boat Rammer ♦ Branigger ♦ Brazilaryan ♦ Brazilmutt ♦ Brunetto ♦ Carbjak ♦ Chudjak Seething ♦ Cupboy ♦ Cobusion ♦ Concerned soyak ♦ Crazy Guy ♦ Dean ♦ Doctos ♦ Dr. Soystein ♦ El Perro Loco ♦ Endmutt ♦ ESL FNF Pedo ♦ Euromutt ♦ Fat Alicia ♦ Fedora Redditor Soyjak ♦ Female Meximutt ♦ Feralrage ♦ Henry ♦ Hornycuck ♦ Hornyson ♦ Hunky Twink Sex Machine ♦ I love X, but I would never ever ever ever ever never Y ♦ Jacobson ♦ Japeson ♦ Jared ♦ Jartycuck ♦ Kohler ♦ Lawrence ♦ Longplier ♦ Massjak ♦ Massmeowjak ♦ Matchajak ♦ Mexiaryan ♦ Mexiwhore ♦ Morbidmutt ♦ Muscular Chud ♦ Neutralplier ♦ NuCob ♦ Obsessed Chud ♦ Ogreson ♦ Patrick ♦ Rapeson ♦ Schizo Hallucination Soyjak ♦ Scholar ♦ Science Lover ♦ Seriousjak ♦ Smugquack ♦ Soyjak shows his phone ♠ Spadeson ♠ Splicejak ♦ Sprokejak ♦ Sproketan ♦ Swolesome Soyjak ♦ Tetojak ♦ Tismjak ♦ That one fucking picture of nate being a smug little bastard ♦ Trannyfur ♦ Troonjak ♦ Ukropson ♦ Unbothered Chud ♦ Waowjak ♦ Wewjak ♦ Wiki Swede ♦ Wormmutt ♥ Wholesome Soyjak ♥ Wholyjak ♦ Yurjak Double
Soyjak trends Amerimutt ♦ Are you soying what I'm soying ♦ Babyjaks ♦ Based and Christpilled ♦ Buff Soyjaks ♦ Calarts ♦ /calm/ ♦ Censorslop ♦ Chuddified soyjaks ♦ Chud-Troon Alliance ♦ Coffeejaks ♦ Colorjaks ♦ Corn cob ♦ Cricketjaks ♦ Deformed soyjaks ♦ Doctos ♦ Dreamworks ♦ Factjaks ♦ Femjaks ♦ Fingerboys ♦ Fishjaks ♦ Fruitjaks ♦ Glowiejaks ♦ Godjaks ♦ Gradientson ♦ IT'S OVER ♦ Jake ♦ Jannyjaks ♦ Kate Hikes ♦ Logan ♦ Matchajaks ♦ Natejaks ♦ No more brother wars ♦ NPC soyjaks ♦ OMGSISA ♦ Ominous soyjaks ♦ Punisher Face ♦ Say the line, Wojak ♦ Sean ♦ Selfish Little Fucks ♦ Shadowjaks ♦ Sidejaks ♦ Skeletonjaks ♦ Slopjaks ♦ Soytrio ♦ Squirrel ♦ The Holy Trinity ♦ The Rhodes Colossus ♦ Thougher ♦ Tragedyjakking ♦ Tranny hanging from a tree ♦ Yehudyakim ♦ Yotsoyba ♦ You don't understand, I'm only 29, 29 is young! ♦ Zillyjaks
By artform ASCIIjaks ♦ Avant-Garde Soyjaks ♦ Circlejaks ♦ Dotjaks ♦ Filterjakking ♦ Flipnote Studio ♦ JS Paint ♦ Lost Media ♦ Merges ♦ Minimalism ♦ Nujaks ♦ OE-Cake ♦ Oekaki ♦ Pareidolia ♦ PoyoPoyo GIF Animaker ♦ Shitjak ♦ SSTV ♦ Stable Diffusion ♦ Stealthjak ♦ Steganography ♦ The Powder Toy ♦ Splicing ♦ Wojak Studio
NAS Main article: NAS Australian Shitposter ♦ Boykisser ♦ Chadjak ♦ Cobbess ♦ Coomer (wojak) ♦ Enbie ♦ Gigachad ✡ Happy Merchant ✡ NPC ♦ HRjak ♦ Non-Wojak soyjak ♦ Nordic Chad ♦ Pajeetjak ♦ Pepe ♦ Pink-Haired Enbie ♦ Pissluffare ♦ Poopson ♦ Sheeeit ♦ Soylita (Shoyta) ♦ Soysuba ♦ Suba ♦ Virgin vs. Chad (Becky vs. Stacy) ♦ Wikipe-tan ♦ Wojak
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Soysphere Admins, Jannies and Notable Users
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Soysphere Admins and Jannies soyjak.party: Andy† ♦ Angeleno† ♦ BBQ Sauce† ♦ Broot† ♦ c0e7† ♦ Captain Coal† ♦ Cobblestone† ♦ Doll† ♦ Froot† ♦ Kuz† ♦ Limeade† ♦ lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhaha† ♦ Lucky ♦ Mist† ♦ MoonMetropolis† ♦ Mustard† ♦ Quote† ♦ Red† ♦ Ronald† ♦ Root† ♦ Salt ♦ Smith† ♦ Sobot† ♦ Soot† ♦ Warrior-Z† SoyBooru: Angeleno† ♦ BBQ† ♦ Broot† ♦ Catter ♦ ClydeMcDeath† ♦ Doll† ♦ Froot† ♦ GemersonLakeAndPalmer† ♦ GillKoyim† ♦ greg† ♦ jimbo† ♦ Joel† ♦ lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhaha† ♦ Mist† ♦ Mustard ♦ Quote† ♦ Salt ♦ satoko_houjou_fan† ♦ Soot† ♦ Soysneed† ♦ Warrior-Z ♦ YaroslavTV† soyjakwiki.org: Angeleno† ♦ Cobblestone† ♦ Fenriris† ♦ Froot† ♦ Gem Control† ♦ Jackson† ♦ lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhaha ♦ MarketPliers† ♦ North† ♦ Quote† ♦ Root† ♦ Soot† ♦ SprokemowerMan† ♦ Tefal† ♦ Wellmeaningjakker† blog.soyjak.st†: Broot† ♦ Weebhunter3000†
Notable Users Influential/Notable namefags : Albert† ♦ Hamas_2† ♦ Histrion† ♦ Italian Chad† ♦ Joel† ♦ Mexican Twink† ♦ Romanian Schizo ♦ S0I1337† ♦ satoko_houjou_fan† ♦ The Bulgarian† ♦ The Swede† ♦ The Venezuelan FNF Pedo† ♦ trevor† Other Notable Users : CobsonTALKS ♦ Soyjak Party Video Archive†
Miscellaneous Lists Namefags ♦ Faces of the Party ♦ List of administrators ♦ List of /pol/ namefags ♦ List of SoyBooru administrators ♦ List of Soyjak Wiki administrators ♦ List of Soysphere users by fame ♦ Staff
†: Inactive
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	"We are all just hecking star dust or something!"	Peer reviewed sources [-+] Adam Conover ♦ Dr. Fauci ♦ Dr. Soyberg ♦ IQ ♦ Just trust the science itself okay??! ♦ Klaus Schwab ♦ Peer-reviewed study ♦ Reddit ♦ Rick and Morty ♦ /sci/ ♦ Snopes ♦ The Experts ♦ Wikipedia ♦ XKCD
	Fields of science [-+] Ajakogenesis ♦ Archeology ♦ Biology ♦ Mathematics ♦ Nutritionial science ♦ Philosophy ♦ Programming ♦ Psychology ♦ Robotics ♦ Sociology ♦ Technology ♦ Virology ♦ Zoology
	Science in praxis [-+] Abortion ♦ Atheism ♦ Bugs ♦ Communism ♦ Fourth Industrial Revolution ♦ Meds ♦ Pod ♦ Quarantine
	Theoretical branches [-+] Coal 3 ♦ Hypothetical soyjaks ♦ Poop 2 ♦ Soyrooms ♦ Time Travel

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	Tactics used to shut down Soyjak.st [-+] Admin 6ism ♦ CIA subversion ♦ Coalposting (Dust ♦ Brimstone ♦ Antimatter ♦ Party-killing coal ♦ Singularity ♦ Countrycoaling ♦ CP spam (dancing swede.mp4 ♦ Wiki 'p spam) ♦ Demoralization ♦ DNB ♦ False flagging ♦ Fedposting ♦ Flagging ♦ Neutralspam/Blogposting ♦ Poopson ♦ Porn ♦ Pro-degeneracy advocacy ♦ Racebait/fetish spam ♦ Sending false reports to Cloudflare ♦ Spam ♦ Terrorism ♦ JSID
	Major events [-+] Death of soyjak.party ♦ Goongate ♦ Great Soyset ♦ Great Domain Drop ♦ Post-Quote Soysphere ♦ Soypocalypse ♦ 2026 outage

Average Nu-Wiki article is part of a series on	"Woah! And there it is! The hilarious greentext CIA soyjaks!"	Related personalities [ - + ] Soot (oldfag perspective ♦ substance) ♦ Lolkek ♦ Captain Coal ♦ Kuz ♦ Remilia ♦ Roygbivsloweddown
		Related Happenings [ - + ] Soyvil War 1 ♦ Operation Bleached Bowl ♦ Great Soyset ♦ Trannygate ♦ Soyvil War 2 ♦ BBC Attack ♦ Great Purchase ♦ Captain Coal attack ♦ List of Soot-era PMs ♦ Interviews (February 17th ♦ February 21st ♦ The one that will never happen)
		Creations and third parties [ - + ] soyjak.party ♦ soyjak.wiki ♦ soyjak.download ♦ chat.soyjak.party ♦ Sootcraft ♦ Matomo
		Legacy [ - + ] Sootism ♦ Sootbait ♦ Soot Quest ♦ Datamining ♦ The worst theory you'll ever read

Average Nu-Wiki article is part of a series on kuz	"Pedophiles of the world, unite!"	Related Figures and Entities [-+] kuz (pre-dekuzification ♦ fish's perspective ♦ kuzist perspective ♦ Nigga kuz's perspective ♦ shittily machine translated into Russian like what Carter did whenever someone asked him to speak Russian's perspective ♦ Soot's perspective ♦ Sootist perspective ♦ tree's perspective) ♦ Kuz's possible alter egos (Dr. E/Chood ♦ (((Max)))) ♦ Discord ♦ Doll (formerly) ♦ Eduardo Foltz ♦ Goth ♦ Heyuri ♦ Kaguya ♦ Kolyma Network (Kolyma Dating) ♦ Nigga Kuz ♦ Object 775 ♦ Red ♦ Sobot ♦ Yuriy-Kuznetsov Trust
		Impact on the Sharty [-+] Datamining ♦ Dekuzification ♦ Female Kuz ♦ Five Board Plan ♦ Hitman Kuz ♦ hohol.html ♦ Kuz's Last Q&A ♦ Kuzism ♦ Kuzjak ♦ Soyjak.ru ♦ The.html ♦ This Is It
		Anti-Kuz Figures and Evidence [-+] Doll ♦ Froot ♦ Jakparty.soy/Lute ♦ Kuz is Trump theory ♦ Kuz's Identity ♦ Kuzcord leaks ♦ List of kuz-era PMs ♦ Operation Lukhanofka ♦ Soot
		Major events [-+] Death of kuz ♦ February 16 Debate ♦ The Great Purchase (The Second Great Purchase) ♦ Kolyma Restoration ♦ Kuz/DOLL Interview Transcript ♦ Soyvil War 2

Average Nu-Wiki article is part of a series on Froot V • T • E	"Don't cry because it happened, smile because it's over."	Related Figures and Entities [-+] Froot (detractor perspective) ♦ 9a0c ♦ Angeleno ♦ Doll ♦ Froot Domme League/Frootcord ♦ Mist ♦ Mustard ♦ Quote ♦ Ronald ♦ Root ♦ Smith ♦ Soysneed ♦ Soyumvirate
		Major events and Impact on The Website [-+] 50 Board Plan ♦ Board Clash ♦ Dekuzification ♦ Five Nights at Cobson's ♦ First Soyanniversary ♦ Froot Cabal ♦ Froot Derangement Syndrome ♦ Froot is Kuz theory ♦ Frootcord ♦ Frootism ♦ Frootniversary ♦ Gigachad-Lennonjak War ♦ Great Handover ♦ Great Purge ♦ Kolyma Restoration ♦ Media Pending Approval ♦ Soyfest 1 ♦ Soygem Pass ♦ Soyoween ♦ Soyvil War 4
		Enemies of Froot [-+] Shemmy ♦ Jarty ♦ Kuzists ♦ Lute ♦ Shiwi ♦ Swinny

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		Major Events and Controversies 1/28 or Cacacaust ♦ acking of /nate/ ♦ /bpa/ ♦ Brownocaust ♦ February 2026 crisis (QLMJEYLA) ♦ Great Handover ♦ Second Soyanniversary ♦ Limeade leak ♦ Nuuru ♦ Pride Month ♦ Quotecord ♦ Soybooru Crisis ♦ Wikifur incident ♦ Seventh Soysurgency ♦ 2026 outage
		Enemies of Quote Cacas ♦ HTSMs ♦ Shiwi ♦ Swinny

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Mental health

Illnesses and Conditions [-+]

ADHD ♦ Autism ♦ Ban everything I dislike Mentality ♦ Bipolar disorder ♦ Chud-to-tranny ♦ Dementia ♦ Depression ♦ Derangement syndrome (Discord ♦ Sharty ♦ Things I like ♦ Woman ♦ Zoomer) ♦ Dissociative Identity Disorder ♦ Dyslexia ♦ Dysphoria (Oldfag / Gender) ♦ Epilepsy ♦ H a llucinations ♦ Homosexuality ♦ Insanity ♦ Involuntary Celibacy ♦ 'Jakking Fatigue ♦ Märgerautismus Syndrome ♦ Paranoia ♦ Pedophilia ♦ Profound mental retardation ♦ Psychopathy ♦ Schizophrenia ♦ Self-insert syndrome ♦ Shadow People ♦ Sharty Fixation Syndrome ♦ Sociopathy ♦ Soyphilia ♦ Sproking out ♦ Tulpas ♦ Zoophilia

Treatments [-+]

BBC therapy ♦ Copium ♦ Doctor's orders ♦ Eating the Bugs ♦ Finding Jesus Christ ♦ Landscape Therapy ♦ Meditation ♦ Meds ♦ Mental Asylum ♦ Sleep ♦ Soyicide

List of countries[+]

Afghanistan ♦ Argentina ♦ Australia ♦ Austria ♦ Bahamas ♦ Bangladesh ♦ Bolivia ♦ Brazil ♦ Burundi ♦ Canada ♦ Chad ♦ Chile ♦ China ♦ El Salvador ♦ Ethiopia ♦ Finland ♦ France ♦ Germany ♦ Greece ♦ Greenland ♦ Guatemala ♦ Hungary ♦ India ♦ Indonesia ♦ Iran ♦ Ireland ♦ (((Israel))) ♦ Italy ♦ Jamaica ♦ Japan ♦ Jordan ♦ Kazakhstan ♦ Korea ♦ Laos ♦ Lebanon ♦ Lesotho ♦ Liechtenstein ♦ Mexico ♦ Monaco ♦ Morocco ♦ Nepal ♦ Netherlands ♦ Niger ♦ Nigeria ♦ Norway ♦ Pakistan ♦ Palestine ♦ Paraguay ♦ Philippines ♦ Poland ♦ Russia ♦ Sao Tome and Principe ♦ Serbia ♦ Singapore ♦ Somalia ♦ South Africa ♦ Spain ♦ Sweden ♦ Switzerland ♦ Taiwan ♦ Thailand ♦ Tonga ♦ Turkey ♦ Uganda ♦ Ukraine ♦ United Kingdom ♦ United States ♦ Venezuela ♦ Vietnam

(Africa ♦ Asia ♦ Europe)

(Eastern Europe ♦ Southeast Asia ♦ Southern Cone)

Country Leaders[+]

Adolf Hitler ♦ Barack Obama ♦ Benito Mussolini ♦ Benjamin Netanyahu ♦ Donald Trump ♦ George Bush ♦ Javier Milei ♦ Justin Trudeau ♦ Joe Biden ♦ Keir Starmer ♦ Nayib Bukele ♦ Saddam Hussein ♦ Vladimir Putin

Countrywars[+]

Azeri-Armenian War ♦ Cubo-Mexican War ♦ Greco-Turkish War ♦ Hispano-Moroccan War ♦ Italo-Argentine War ♦ Italo-Brazilian War ♦ Mexican-American War ♦ Mutt-Euro War ♦ Russo-Ukrainian War

Miscellaneous[+]

SoyBooru ♦ Flagging ♦ List of ethnicities ♦ Countryfag

Language & Dialect Visit the Soyspeak portal for more.
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Soyspeak Main article: Soyspeak Bumo ♦ Insults ♦ Keyed ♦ Names ♦ Nonsense ♦ 'oy ♦ Though ♦ Wordfilter Phrases Soyjak phrases ♦ Ban everything I dislike ♦ Best known for ♦ Coal ♦ Doctos ♦ Don't trust any article you see ♦ Gem ♦ I transheart nigger ♦ I'm trans BTW ♦ IT'S OVER ♦ Kurwa ♦ Le bad ♦ Literal who ♦ Marge ♦ Millions must die ♦ Nothing Ever Happens ♦ Oh My God She is So Attractive ♦ Or something ♦ That's aryan shemmycuck ♦ This would kill a victorian child ♦ Toast ♦ Well well well ♦ (x) won (y) lost ♦ You will hang, pedophile. Copypastas List of copypastas (2 / 3) ♦ Billy Mays ♦ Did Vaush just BTFO? ♦ Seething kike ♦ TND ♦ Trope ♦ YWNBAW Miscellaneous ESL ♦ Gigaspeak ♦ Jakoglyphics ♦ Kayfabe ♦ List of common soyspeak phrases in other languages ♦ List of rare slurs ♦ Moral high ground ♦ Muttspeak ♦ Soymojis ♦ Soytionary ♦ Tone indicators ♦ trooncase
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✝: Dead

Official sites

Imageboards	Boorus	Wikis	Forums	Chat
soyjak.party ♦ bunker.soyjak.wiki✝ ♦ gyatt.party✝	SoyBooru✝ (before The Split) ♦ soybooru.booru.org✝ ♦ booru.soyjak.su✝	soyjakwiki.org ♦ soysylum.org	soyjak.blog✝	chat.soyjak.party✝ ♦ irc.soyjak.st✝ (before The Split)

Direct splinters

Imageboards

Boorus

Wikis

Forums

Other

jakparty.soy✝ ♦ bordiga.party ♦ Churro ♦ hunkytwinks.club ♦ intculture.party ♦ leftysoy.st ♦ Max's Sharty✝ ♦ sharty.party✝ ♦ Shemmy✝ ♦ Shiny✝ ♦ sidson.city ♦ slopjak.party✝ ♦ soy2jak.party✝ ♦ soychan.org✝ ♦ soyjak.pythonanywhere.com✝

NAS: anthro.foo ♦ cado.party✝ ♦ The Frog Pond✝ ♦ gigachads.fit✝ ♦ gigachan.blog✝ ♦ marge.city✝ ♦ oreos.party ♦ Panchan✝ ♦ Sneedy✝ ♦ soyzellig.party ♦ thatsnuts.online ♦ twinkjak.party✝

soyjak.city✝ ♦ SoyBooru (after The Split) ♦ Nophonobooru
NAS: swaggerswithattitude.com

sncapedia.org ♦ Soygem Wiki✝ ♦ wiki.jakparty.soy✝

chuds.life ♦ NuSchlog✝ ♦ soyjak.forum ♦ Boorum

jak.soy✝ ♦ irc.soyjak.st (after The Split)

Indirect splinters

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Average Nu-Wiki article is part of a series on Politics
Ideologies Antinatalism ♦ Anarcho-capitalism ♦ Capitalism ♦ Captain Coalism ♦ Communism ♦ Dollism ♦ Fascism ♦ Frootism ♦ Kuzism ♦ Libertarianism ♦ Nihilism (Optimistic nihilism) ♦ Quotism ♦ Rootism ♦ Scientism ♦ Sootism ♦ Stonism ♦ Urbanism ♦ Saltism	People Adolf Hitler ♦ Antifa ♦ Arnold Schwarzenegger ♦ Barack Obama ♦ Based Department ♦ (((Benjamin Netanyahu))) ♦ Breadpanes ♦ CIA ♦ Donald Trump ♦ Dr. Fauci ♦ Elon Musk ♦ FBI ♦ George Floyd ♦ Geraldo Alckmin ♦ ICE ♦ J.D. Vance ♦ Javier Milei ♦ (((Jews))) ♦ Joe Biden ♦ John Doe ♦ Kamala Harris ♦ Kanye West ♦ Karl Marx ♦ Klaus Schwab ♦ Kris Kane ♦ Leftypol ♦ LibertyParty ♦ MentisWave ♦ Noah Samsen ♦ Osama bin Laden ♦ Patrick Crusius ♦ /pol/ ♦ RapeApe ♦ Stonetoss ♦ (((The Happy Merchant))) ♦ Taxed Brass ♦ Tim Waltz ♦ Vaush ♦ Vladimir Lenin ♦ Vladimir Putin ♦ Zohran Mamdani
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	Degeneracy [-+] Mudsharks ♦ Communism ♦ Eating the Bugs ♦ Fourth Industrial Revolution ♦ Goyslop ♦ Heresy ♦ Islam ♦ Meds ♦ Porn ♦ Science (unless it's FBI crime statistics) ♦ Troonslop
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Average Nu-Wiki article is part of a series on Gender Retards The jokes never get old, and neither do they >soyjak.st must be shut do-ACK!
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	Symptoms [CollapseExpand] attentionwhore Drama ♦ Autism ♦ Coalposting (Dust ♦ Brimstone ♦ Vantablack ♦ Antimatter) ♦ Countrywars (Religion wars) ♦ Demoralization ♦ Gooning ♦ Lazy tagging ♦ Märgerautismus Syndrome ♦ NAS-posting ♦ Obsession ♦ Pedophilia and 'p spam ♦ Politicoaling ♦ Racism ♦ Sharty hate ♦ Shit nobody cares about ♦ Slopjakking ♦ Speech bubbles ♦ Splintering ♦ Telling someone to kiss themselves ♦ Transgenderism ♦ Using “^” ♦ variant:unknown
	Forced Memes [CollapseExpand] Award ♦ Boykisser ♦ Brown ugly personjaks ♦ Catjak ♦ Chudjak self inserting ♦ Euromutt ♦ Flagging ♦ FNF Pedo ♦ Fundamental Paper Education ♦ Jartycuck ♦ Meximutt (Mexiwhore) ♦ Muttposting or something ♦ Neutralplier ♦ "Newflamboyant person Repellant" ♦ Ongezellig (detractor perspective) ♦ Pepe ♦ Slopjaks ♦ Spadeson and racebait ♦ Speech bubbles ♦ Soylita (Shoyta) ♦ Smuglet ♦ ugly personslop (The Amazing Digital Circus)
	Treatment [CollapseExpand] Soot ♦ Anti-Raisinflinging ♦ Anti-Slopjakking ♦ Attentionwhore Purge ♦ /calm/ ♦ Countrypeace ♦ Gem Posting ♦ Great Purge ♦ IAS ♦ Meds NOW ♦ Sproke ♦ Tagging correctly ♦ and most importantly... Original Content

Average Nu-Wiki article is part of a series on The brimstone that is killing Soyjak Wiki	Sources [-]Sources [+] Admin 6 ♦ Angeleno ♦ (((Cloudflare))) ♦ Cobblefail ♦ Discord ♦ Failtrolls ♦ Froot ♦ Jackson ♦ Jannies ♦ The Janny Cabal ♦ DA JOOOOOOOOOZ! ♦ Kernüng ♦ LimeAIDS ♦ MUDstard ♦ (((Quote))) ♦ Red ♦ Root ♦ Three-Letter Agencies ♦ Newfags ♦ Vandals ♦ You^{[You just are, ok?]} ♦ The visual editor
	Side-effects [-]Symptoms [+] Ban evasion ♦ Coal pages ♦ Edit wars ♦ Stub pages ♦ ESL edits ♦ Font spam ♦ Link spam ♦ Nusois arguing outside the talkpage ♦ Schizo babble ♦ Severely overdone gimmicks ♦ Spam ♦ Template spam ♦ Userpage raping ♦ SNCA articles in mainspace
	Tyranny [-]Tyranny [+] Gradingcaust ♦ Cacacaust ♦ (((DynaDot, Porkbun, Epik and NameCheap))) ♦ The Second Template Question ♦ Soypocalypse ♦ Clittybans ♦ 2026 Soyjak Wiki hack ♦ Jannies not approving my edits
	Treatment [-]Treatment [+] Admin Ϫ ♦ Cleaning up spam ♦ The gem that saved the Party ♦ Fenriris ♦ My pages ♦ IAS pages ♦ Pages with funny gimmicks ♦ Learning about the past ♦ Meds NOW ♦ Soot returning ♦ Sproke ♦ SprokemowerMan ♦ Soydueling on the wiki ♦ and most importantly... Original Content
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マージ、なんでこれが記事になってるんだ？

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'p'o'o'p - 1904 - 48-22-2132 - Airplanes - AK-47 - Alternate history (detractor/enjoyer/germany won ww2 timeline) - Anti-furry commando - AR-15 - Arnold Schwarzenegger - Ash - Blank - Broken links - Bull Of Heaven - Camera - CAPTCHA cheatlist - Chess - Coffee - Chili's Smokehouse Combo - Cum - Deinerbud - Dishwasher salmon - Drum and bass - DVloper - Esperanto - Experimental Music - Fax - Food - Giant Hogweed - Grain of salt - Grand Theft Auto - Grass - HANGING SCHOLAR GIVES YOU NAMEROLLS - HELP ME MAKE 4CHAN THREADS - Hey guys this is completely unrelated - Irony - Islamic State (ISIS) - Jartycar - JartyTok - IVLIVS CAESAR - Kokosnoot - Landscape Therapy - Lawnmower - Lemon - Lorem Ipsum - McDonalds - Memorial - Morshu - My name is MoonMetropolis and I'm pushing 30. - Nation of Islam - Nature - Negan War - Niger - Nine Inch Nails - Obsession - Operation:_Spilled_Milk - Orange arrow reservoir - Orangetext - SNCA:Orange - Page - Peanut - Pepe Graphics Card - Pizza - Poop - Portland - Pretend this is a thread - Purple - Rapeson Jules - Red 40 - Sarge - Saturn - Sawed-off - School - Sea Peoples - Seal - Seinfeld - Semen Hitler - Sex - Shower - Ship - Soap - Sonic the Hedgehog - Source - Soyduel FFA - Soyius Partius - The 20 Year Old WOJACKER - The sign is a subtle joke. - The widest page on the wiki - The X files - Tobacco - Toyota - Train - Trunk - Uncle Bao - Vitamins - 𝐕lone - Walmart - Water - We should use the 'iki for posts until the sharty is back - トランク - 🕈E💧︎ - Internal error - If the VPN is closer to the server -
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Average Nu-Wiki article is onderdeel van een serie over:
MARGE, WAAROM IS DIT EEN ARTIKEL?

Andere margerald pagina's die er zijn:

'p'o'o'p - 1904 - 48-22-2132 - Airplanes - AK-47 - Alternate history (detractor/enjoyer/germany won ww2 timeline) - Anti-furry commando - AR-15 - Arnold Schwarzenegger - Ash - Blank - Broken links - Bull Of Heaven - Camera - CAPTCHA cheatlist - Chess - Coffee - Chili's Smokehouse Combo - Cum - Deinerbud - Dishwasher salmon - Drum and bass - DVloper - Esperanto - Experimental Music - Fax - Food - Giant Hogweed - Grain of salt - Grand Theft Auto - Grass - HANGING SCHOLAR GIVES YOU NAMEROLLS - HELP ME MAKE 4CHAN THREADS - Hey guys this is completely unrelated - Irony - Islamic State (ISIS) - Jartycar - JartyTok - IVLIVS CAESAR - Kokosnoot - Landscape Therapy - Lawnmower - Lemon - Lorem Ipsum - McDonalds - Memorial - Morshu - My name is MoonMetropolis and I'm pushing 30. - Nation of Islam - Nature - Negan War - Niger - Nine Inch Nails - Obsession - Operation:_Spilled_Milk - Orange arrow reservoir - Orangetext - SNCA:Orange - Page - Peanut - Pepe Graphics Card - Pizza - Poop - Portland - Pretend this is a thread - Purple - Rapeson Jules - Red 40 - Sarge - Saturn - Sawed-off - School - Sea Peoples - Seal - Seinfeld - Semen Hitler - Sex - Shower - Ship - Soap - Sonic the Hedgehog - Source - Soyduel FFA - Soyius Partius - The 20 Year Old WOJACKER - The sign is a subtle joke. - The widest page on the wiki - The X files - Tobacco - Toyota - Train - Trunk - Uncle Bao - Vitamins - 𝐕lone - Walmart - Water - We should use the 'iki for posts until the sharty is back - トランク - 🕈E💧︎ - Internal error - If the VPN is closer to the server -
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Average Nu-Wiki article fait partie d'une série sur:
MARGE, POURQUOI EST-CE UN ARTICLE ?

Autres pages margerald existantes:

'p'o'o'p - 1904 - 48-22-2132 - Airplanes - AK-47 - Alternate history (detractor/enjoyer/germany won ww2 timeline) - Anti-furry commando - AR-15 - Arnold Schwarzenegger - Ash - Blank - Broken links - Bull Of Heaven - Camera - CAPTCHA cheatlist - Chess - Coffee - Chili's Smokehouse Combo - Cum - Deinerbud - Dishwasher salmon - Drum and bass - DVloper - Esperanto - Experimental Music - Fax - Food - Giant Hogweed - Grain of salt - Grand Theft Auto - Grass - HANGING SCHOLAR GIVES YOU NAMEROLLS - HELP ME MAKE 4CHAN THREADS - Hey guys this is completely unrelated - Irony - Islamic State (ISIS) - Jartycar - JartyTok - IVLIVS CAESAR - Kokosnoot - Landscape Therapy - Lawnmower - Lemon - Lorem Ipsum - McDonalds - Memorial - Morshu - My name is MoonMetropolis and I'm pushing 30. - Nation of Islam - Nature - Negan War - Niger - Nine Inch Nails - Obsession - Operation:_Spilled_Milk - Orange arrow reservoir - Orangetext - SNCA:Orange - Page - Peanut - Pepe Graphics Card - Pizza - Poop - Portland - Pretend this is a thread - Purple - Rapeson Jules - Red 40 - Sarge - Saturn - Sawed-off - School - Sea Peoples - Seal - Seinfeld - Semen Hitler - Sex - Shower - Ship - Soap - Sonic the Hedgehog - Source - Soyduel FFA - Soyius Partius - The 20 Year Old WOJACKER - The sign is a subtle joke. - The widest page on the wiki - The X files - Tobacco - Toyota - Train - Trunk - Uncle Bao - Vitamins - 𝐕lone - Walmart - Water - We should use the 'iki for posts until the sharty is back - トランク - 🕈E💧︎ - Internal error - If the VPN is closer to the server -
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-{{Coaltext|'''Joeltoko Klekiteen'''}}, {{Acktext|[[Trannies|pronouns]]}} [[DNB|was/were]], [[dox|POWER NAME]] [[FNF Pedo|'''Alfred Poopenstein''']], was a [[Nigger|shitskin]] [[tranny]] from 'book [[Literal who|who]] made a post about [[Cobson]] [[or something]]. He lived on [[Ohio|1450 Annette Lane, in Fort Worth, Texas.]] He is 2% Ashkenazi {{Echoes|[[Jewish]]}}, according to [[Science|DNA tests]], and 18% [[Africa|Sub-Saharan African]]. She's also [[Irish]] o algo.
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+{{Coaltext|'''Joeltoko Klekiteen'''}}, {{Acktext|[[Trannies|pronouns]]}} [[DNB|was/were]], [[dox|POWER NAME]] [[FNF Pedo|'''Alfred Poopenstein''']], was a [[Nigger|shitskin]] {{Troonlibritext|[[tranny]]}} from 'book [[Literal who|who]] made a post about [[Cobson]] [[or something]]. Xe is {{Redglow|best known for}} {{Orangeglow|the fact that}} xe is a Vantablack niggerstone shitskin from Niggerhell. He lived on [[Ohio|1450 Annette Lane, in Fort Worth, Texas.]] He is 2% Ashkenazi {{Echoes|[[Jewish]]}}, according to [[Science|DNA tests]], and 18% [[Africa|Sub-Saharan African]]. She's also [[Irish]] o algo.
-'''On several occasions, she attempted to vandalize this 'ki. Remember to vandalize her user pages in retaliation.'''
+'''On several occasions, {{Lockedtext|he attempted to vandalize this 'ki.}} Remember to vandalize her user pages in retaliation.'''
 == The {{Partysavingtext|[[Cobson]]}} Incident ==
-Joeltoko posts a distorted brown 'vestite [[Cobson]] on Facebook, aquiring 20k likes. A thread gets started on [[sude/|/sude/]], posting a screenshot of the post, and calling [[Soyteen|'oyim]] to [[raid]] her 'chats. Three days later, the 'ox get [[Fail|dropped]].
+Joeltoko posts a distorted brown {{Acktext|'vestite}} [[Cobson]] on Facebook, aquiring 20k likes. {{Keyedtext|A thread gets started on [[sude/|/sude/]],}} posting a screenshot of the post, and calling [[Soyteen|'oyim]] to [[raid]] her 'chats. Three days later, the {{Partysavingtext|'ox get [[Fail|dropped]].}}
 == Last Post ==
-On July 28th, 1999, [[Nophono|Alfred]] announced his departure from this world. After his last post, he recorded a Facebook livestream, [[Geg|in which {{Partysavingtext|he drank an entire liter of bleach}}, {{Gemtext|noosed himself}}, and blasted his own head off with a 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun.]] The video [[Ack|cuts off]] 10 minutes later.
+On July 28th, 1999, [[Nophono|Alfred]] announced his departure from this world. After his last post, he recorded a Facebook livestream, [[Geg|in which {{Partysavingtext|he drank an entire liter of bleach}}, {{Gemtext|noosed himself}}, and {{Supernovatext|blasted his own head off with a 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun.}}]] The video [[Ack|cuts off]] 10 minutes later.
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