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Update Quotecord with any relevant info. See the blackboard for more info.
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{{Quoting|{{Brimtext|kys tranny nigger oy velgo saar.}}|Joeltoko Klekiteen}} | |||
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|name=Joeltoko Klekiteen | |||
|image= Joeltoko klekiteen.png | |||
|title= {{Redtext|FAT MONKEY SHITALALALALALALIAN BRAPZILIAN NIGGER FAGGOT}} | |||
|occupation= ^^^^ samaessfagging shalalatialan antihwit subhuman analbanin lenebanese smaefag fnf pedo fodiost nigger | |||
|known for= Being a shitskin nigger faggot | |||
|years active=2023-2024 | |||
|IAS?=No | |||
|nationality= SHITALALALIAN SHITSKIN NIGGER WHO IS GENETICALLY CLOSER TO LEBUNESE MONKEYS | |||
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{{Coaltext|'''Joeltoko Klekiteen'''}}, {{Acktext|[[Trannies|pronouns]]}} [[DNB|was/were]], [[dox|POWER NAME]] [[FNF Pedo|'''Alfred Poopenstein''']], was a [[Nigger|shitskin]] {{Troonlibritext|[[tranny]]}} from 'book [[Literal who|who]] made a post about [[Cobson]] [[or something]]. Xe is {{Redglow|best known for}} {{Orangeglow|the fact that}} xe is a Vantablack niggerstone shitskin from Niggerhell. He lived on [[Ohio|1450 Annette Lane, in Fort Worth, Texas.]] He is 2% Ashkenazi {{Echoes|[[Jewish]]}}, according to [[Science|DNA tests]], and 18% [[Africa|Sub-Saharan African]]. She's also [[Irish]] o algo. | |||
'''On several occasions, {{Lockedtext|she attempted to vandalize this 'ki.}} Remember to vandalize her user pages in retaliation.''' | |||
== The {{Partysavingtext|[[Cobson]]}} Incident == | |||
Joeltoko posts a distorted brown {{Acktext|'vestite}} [[Cobson]] on Facebook, aquiring 20k likes. {{Keyedtext|A thread gets started on [[sude/|/sude/]],}} posting a screenshot of the post, and calling [[Soyteen|'oyim]] to [[raid]] her 'chats. Three days later, the {{Partysavingtext|'ox get [[Fail|dropped]].}} | |||
== Last Post == | |||
On July 28th, 1999, [[Nophono|Alfred]] announced his departure from this world. After his last post, he recorded a Facebook livestream, [[Geg|in which {{Partysavingtext|he drank an entire liter of bleach}}, {{Gemtext|noosed himself}}, and {{Supernovatext|blasted his own head off with a 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun.}}]] The video [[Ack|cuts off]] 10 minutes later. | |||
== Dox == | |||
Name: Alfred [[Poopson|Poopenstein]] | |||
Spouse: <s>Norbert</s> '''Nancy''' Poopenstein{{cn|THATS '''MY''' TRANS KWEEN!! I WILL NOT BE CUCKED I WILL NOT BE C-ACK!}} | |||
[[Ohio|1234 Nigger Ave, Jacksonville, Florida 32000]]<ref>the [[Goy|goyim]] said so</ref> | |||
Occupation: Tester @ [[BBC]]s for [[Trump|TRVMP]] | |||
Religion: MUH HECKING SCIENCE!! | |||
== The [[Slopjak]] War == | |||
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|conflict=The Great Slopjak Battle | |||
|partof= raids on soyjak.party | |||
|imaged=[[File:ClipboardImage - 2022-12-14T222518.376.png|frameless|border|''/lgbt/'', a photo before janny came back with his hotpockets]] | |||
|caption=A group of posts by furfags and frogfags getting bumped off the log in a humiliating defeat. | |||
|date= 14 Dec 1998 | |||
|place= /soyboy/, /sude/, /soyjak/, /markiplier/, /a/ [[Soyjak.party|Soychan.org]] | |||
|result=Soyboy Victory | |||
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[[File:SoyWojak.png|frameless|20px|link=:Soy/]] [[Soy/|/soyboy/]] | |||
|combatant2= Joeltoko Klekiteen | |||
Slopjak posters | |||
[[File:LGBTQ+ rainbow flag Quasar "Progress" variant.svg|frameless|20px|link=Trannies]] [[Trannies|Bronyfags]] | |||
[[File:LGBTQ+ rainbow flag Quasar "Progress" variant.svg|frameless|20px|link=Trannies]] [[a/ (4chan)|/a/]] | |||
[[File:Wojak high res.png|frameless|20px|link=Wojak]] [[Wojak|Wojakshitters]] | |||
'''Supported By:''' | |||
[[File:Vscgkyeb6m681.png|frameless|20px|link=Discord]] [[Discord|Skype]] | |||
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<li>2 Cobson posters</li> | |||
<li>5 IRL chudjaks on IRC</li> | |||
<li>19 soyboys</li> | |||
<li>1 Chinaman</li> | |||
<li>3 Nokiafags</li> | |||
<li>Duke Nukem</li> | |||
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<li>'fred's Skype Group Chat</li> | |||
<li>40 'bookites</li> | |||
<li>At least 7 4chanites</li> | |||
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|casualties1= | |||
[[File:SoyWojak.png|frameless|20px|link=:Soy/]] 209 threads | |||
|casualties2= | |||
[[File:Wojak high res.png|frameless|20px|link=Pepe]] every wojigger thread | |||
[[File:LGBTQ+ rainbow flag Quasar "Progress" variant.svg|frameless|20px|link=Trannies]] every brony thread | |||
[[File:Vscgkyeb6m681.png|frameless|20px|link=Discord]] Joeltoko's Facebook Group | |||
Over 9000 proxies 'nished | |||
Every thread on /a/ slides off | |||
Foot removes /a/ | |||
Xoot lost the game | |||
}} | |||
[[Lie|Yep, this really happened.]] | |||
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|name=Jartycuck | |||
|image=File:Jartycuck.jpg | |||
|original_image=File:Undistorted-jartycuck.png | |||
|type=[[Soyjak]] subvariant | |||
|origin=[[SoyBooru]] | |||
|booru_posts={{boorusearch|trend:jartycuck|display=3501}} <small>As of August 9, 2026</small> | |||
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|nationality={{nationality|LS}}}}The '''{{Jartytext|Jartycuck}}''' is a [[slopjak]] based on a [[Hanging soyjak|hanging]] [[Chudjak|chud]] [[Patrick|subvariant]] with [[Niggers|large, bright red lips]] and distorted, teary eyes that was created to mock {{Jartytext|[[jakparty.soy]]}} users as [[Anthony|brown obese]]/[[Africa|starving and malnourished]] autists. The original was based on [[Jake]], a recolor of [[Nate]] meant to represent Jarty users, whom this soyjak is named after. This soyjak and the [[FNF Pedo]] were the subject of a trend of [[Jartycuck song|AI song parodies]] in 2024. The Jartycuck is often edited into objects in a comedic manner. Xe is often featured in [[brimstone creepypasta]]s. | |||
This subvariant is among the most successful and influential to be ever posted, and has resulted in the -cuck suffix being permanently embedded in the average soyteen's [[Soyspeak|vocabulary]]. This meme also contributed to the rise of [[Award|awards]] and slopjaks as the dominant memes of 2024. | |||
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== Origin == | |||
[[File:Jarty feral.png|thumb|257x257px|[[Jake]], the inspiration for the Jartycuck]] | |||
[[File:64359_-_SoyBooru.png|thumb|257x257px|[[Moot (namefag)|Moot the 'ru namefag]], the reason it exists]]<blockquote>''"Oh look it's another hideously distorted [[Brown Troonjak|brown hanging troonjak]], I'm paralyzed with laughter."'' -Chud<sup>1</sup> (February 4, 2024) | |||
</blockquote>The Jartycuck, (like most Slopjaks) was first created on [[SoyBooru]], the original undistorted jartycuck was posted to SoyBooru in late December 2023, with the image being edited and distorted into its most well-known form on February 4, 2024. The Jartycuck is shown to have features reminiscent of racist archetypes of niggers from early-1900s [[Amerimutt|America]], including vantablack skin and obnoxiously large bright red lips. Xe is hanging from a rope, implying xe is a [[troonjak]]. A view into xis head showcases a massive collage of [[List of administrators|admins]], 'jaks, and other miscellaneous items liked by the boorufag who made the image living "Rent Free" in xis head, implying that the Jartycuck seethes about these things. Xe is also wearing a shirt covered in images of [[furries]], [[Discord|the Discord logo]], an [[Autistic|Autism Awareness sticker]], a "1 year on [[Jakparty.soy|OTHER bald man with glasses website]]" medallion, and large text reading "I [[Transheart]] Spamming bait" which implies that the Jartycuck enjoys posting [[bait]] on websites like [[soyjak.party]] and [[SoyBooru]]. On an unrelated note, the original Jartycuck image contains a seemingly-unintentional black line on the right side of the image, suggesting that it was edited on the now defunct [[Phoneplier|drawing mobile app]] Sony Sketch<ref>I know this cuz I have it installed on my phone okay?</ref>, where such a line is often created accidentally by dragging your finger over the screen while editing. Additionally, according to [[Hamas_2]], he was the one who edited the hanging chudjak, while [[The Bulgarian]], creator of the [[ESL FNF Pedo|FNF Pedo slopjak]], made it brown and distorted.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0728-2146-12/https://soybooru.com:443/post/view/82293</ref> It was believed that Booru users were responsible for most of the slopjak spam during the jarty's lifetime. | |||
== Lore {{Quote|>oh my fanfictiorino}} == | |||
Jake Jartiniggerson (pronounced Jar-Tai-Ny-Gor-Sun or /ˈ[[Jimbo|d͡ʒɪmboʊ]]/ in his native language) was born on February 20, 2007, in [[Lesotho]] to an Ukrainian mother and a Basotho father. His life in Lesotho was rather peaceful; he was also treated with respect due to him being the only white person in the country. Due to financial issues, he and his family moved to the U.S. in 2022. During these years, Jake discovered a website called jakparty.soy[[Jakparty.soy|.]] He got so addicted to it that he ended up [[gooning]] Ϫ times per day. During this period, his skin started to turn [[Nigger|black]] [[Science|(as a chemical reaction his body had to gooning)]]. His family is utterly disappointed in him, and they tried to kick him out. | |||
In school he tried to befriend [[Nate (Soyjak)|Nate]]; however, Nate refused as he knew he used the Jarty and screamed at him, [[Nonsense|"CORDTROON NIGGER GO BACK]]." After this, the only friend the jartycuck had was [[Troonjak|Troonella]], whom he met on Discord, and they both tried to groom [[Babyjak|Caca]] into turning into a [[Discord|der'cord kitten]]. Luckily, Nate stopped them, and Troonella [[Suicide|ACKed]] xerself before the police caught them. During this period, Jake also developed a weird, sexual obsession for one of Nate's friends, a girl called [[Soytan|Kasumi Rhinehart]]. He obsessively stalked her every day. Recently the Jartycuck returned to [[Lesotho]] seeking asylum so that he could still [['P|groom children]]. | |||
== Jartycuck songs == | |||
In 2024, there was a trend of creating "Jartycuck Songs" using music-generating [[AI]] like Suno.com. These songs would usually follow a certain formula, often using the "Oh I'm a [X]cuck, yes i'm an [X]cuck" phrasal template inspired by the [[Autism|Gummy Bear Song]] and the [[Colorjak]] parody from 2022, while mixing in references to the Jartycuck's [[Nigger|brown skin]] and [[Gooning|bizarre fetishes]]. Other commonly-used features of Jartycuck songs include sarcastic mocking [[Award|awards]] moving across the screen, [[Autism|mock movie studio intros]] created on Panzoid.com, and other slopjaks/soybooru figures (such as the [[FNF Pedo]] or [[Satoko_houjou_fan]]). | |||
These Jartycuck songs became a staple of [[SoyBooru]] culture in the following months, with Jartycuck parodies of everything from [[Music|Green Day]] to [[Covington Farms|Charlie and the Chocolate Factory]] being made, and many of these songs becoming widely recognized by the Sharty's userbase over time. | |||
Sadly, suno.com is now rulescucked and it will flag any gemmy prompts. Someone update this page with a working AI song generator. | |||
=== Origin === | |||
[[File:62603 - SoyBooru.mp4|left|border|110x110px|The first Jartycuck song]] | |||
The first Jartycuck song. It was made into an [[SMV]] and uploaded to SoyBooru in February 2024.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0728-2146-12/https://soybooru.com:443/post/view/62603</ref> [[Soysneed]] would later extend this song and even make a full-length [[SMV]] [[based]] on it. | |||
{{Clear}} | |||
=== Extended song === | |||
[[File:67570 - SoyBooru.mp4|left|border|110x110px]] | |||
The aforementioned extended version of the original jartycuck song. Uploaded in April 2024.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0728-2146-12/https://soybooru.com:443/post/view/67570</ref> | |||
{{Clear}} | |||
=== Gummy Bear Song parody === | |||
[[File:66310 - SoyBooru.mp4|left|border|110x110px]] | |||
A famous Jartycuck song based off the Gummy Bear song. Uploaded in April 2024.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0728-2146-21/https://soybooru.com:443/post/view/66310</ref> It also included [[Satoko]] and the [[Shemmycuck]]. | |||
{{Clear}} | |||
[[File:Oh im a jartycuck remaster.mp4|left|border|110x110px]] | |||
The same Jartycuck song, except remastered. This version doesn't include the [[Shemmycuck]] or the flying awards across the screen, as both of them were removed. [[You|(You)]] can find the video on [[YouTube]] and PreserveTube<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0728-2146-21/https://preservetube.com:443/watch?v=cmX5zrr3D8g https://youtube.com/watch?v=cmX5zrr3D8g</ref>. | |||
{{Clear}} | |||
=== Jartycuck Rock === | |||
[[File:77374 - SoyBooru.mp4|left|border|110x110px]] | |||
A rock concert version of the jartycuck theme made by a notable namefag called "[{{Deadlink|https://soybooru.com/post/list/user=sprokeandmeds/1}} sprokeandmeds]" on the [[SoyBooru]]. One of the more modern and gemmier versions of the jartycuck theme. | |||
{{Clear}} | |||
=== March of the Jartycucks === | |||
[[File:Jartycuckfullsong.mp4|left|border|110x110px]]This song was uploaded in April of the same year.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0728-2146-21/https://soybooru.com:443/post/view/67788</ref> | |||
{{Clear}} | |||
=== Jartycuck Trap === | |||
[[File:wp4bE7MSel8.mp4|left|border|110x110px]] | |||
This song was released by LusoChud on [[YouTube|JewTube]] in Sep 13, 2024.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp4bE7MSel8, https://megalodon.jp/2026-0728-2146-30/https://preservetube.com:443/watch?v=wp4bE7MSel8</ref> | |||
{{Clear}} | |||
=== Celebration of Soyjaks in 2024 === | |||
[[File:94967_-_SoyBooru.mp4|left|border|110x110px|(Compressed)]] | |||
This highly notable [[SMV]] was released by [[Soysneed]] at the very end of 2024, putting a fitting and grand end to the Jartycuck song meme. The file here is however broken.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0728-2146-29/https://soybooru.com:443/post/view/94967</ref>{{Clear}} | |||
=== Lesotho island === | |||
[[File:Oh im a jartycuck yeah.mp4|left|border|110x110px]] | |||
This 'toss shows various boogeymen from [[Hunky Twink Sex Machine|da fuggen jerdee]] singing a song in the North Sentinel Island{{cn}} | |||
== Impact on the Jarty == | |||
Throughout 2024, the popularity of the Jartycuck meme grew to the point where it started to affect the actual website it was mocking; [[Jakparty.soy]] experienced a massive wave of Jartycuck and general slopjak spam starting in April of 2024 and continuing until the shutdown of [[Jakparty.soy]] on September 20th, with slopjaks making up over 50% of the posts during the peak. Many soyteens theorize that the constant Jartycuck spam is what ultimately demoralized [[Lute]] and caused him to shut the site down. | |||
The Jartycuck defined the legacy of [[Jakparty.soy]], as the site was so barren in its day that [[nusoisluttas]] (who never used the site during the [[Kuz]] adminship and their war with the Jarty) would never interact with anything Jarty-related besides the Jartycuck, meaning that most soyteens now associate the site more with [[Antimatter|soytan fart fetish diaper 'p gooning]] than anything else. The term "Jartycuck" has basically become a synonym for [[Discord|Discorder]] for nusois, as it is used to insult anyone who displays the characteristics of a Jartycuck [[India|rapefugee]] (such as posting [[Gooning|Goonslop]] or [[Nigger|being brown]]). | |||
== IRL Jartycucks == | |||
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While the jartycuck stereotype is mostly a stereotype, since the jarty was absolutely a dead nigger site, several people managed to fully fulfill this stereotype. IRL Jartycucks are identified by being niggers, paedophiles and gooners. | |||
* [[Creator]] - A retarded ESL FNF PEDO Irl Jartycuck who is known for being a literal heckin' paedophile with him gooning to [['P|'p]] and to {{Brimtext|mpreg.}} He Is also a massive gegbull with him having a lazy eye and being from [[Indonesia]], He got permabanned for admitting that he was gooning to [[lolicon]] on [[Swaggers With Attitude|Swabooru]]. | |||
*[[Skajyosjak|Skajyos]] - shitskin jarty janny who was responsible for forcing [[Soylita|'lita]] on jarty. | |||
*[[P._Diddy|'P. Diddy]] - prolific gooner, and a paedophile with an actual [[cuck]]hold fetish. | |||
*[[Giggly Goonclown]] - no introduction needed. | |||
*{{echoes|[[(((Jeffrey Epstein)))]]}} - self-explanatory (ev&oe he's not brown which is a part of being an irl jartycuck) | |||
*[[Operation_404#FelynArt|FelynArt]] - literal who nigger who makes drawn 'p. | |||
*[[Groypers]] - for being shitskin lolipaedos. | |||
*[[SEAmonkeys]] - are responsible for most of the [[BMT]] and gore. | |||
*[[Nigger|Bulelani Mabhayi]] - Literal nigger responsible for the [[Rapeson|rapes of various children, one of them being as young as 14 months.]] | |||
== Factoids == | |||
=== Things the Jartycuck likes: === | |||
* [[Pedophilia|Children]] | |||
* [[Brap|Brapping]] | |||
* [['P]] | |||
* [[BBC]] | |||
* [[FPE]] | |||
* Modern Sharty | |||
* Gooning to [[Soytan]] | |||
* Gooning to [[Soylita]] | |||
* [[Gooning]] in general | |||
* [[FNF Pedo|FNF]] | |||
* Dancing through the night | |||
* Moving like a tornado | |||
* [[Lesotho]] | |||
* [[Southeast Asia]] | |||
* [[India]] | |||
* [[North Sentinel Island]] | |||
* [[Brapping]] | |||
* [[jakparty.soy]] | |||
* [[TBP]] | |||
* [[Coal]] | |||
* [[Failtrolls]] | |||
* [[Discord]] | |||
* {{Brimtext|[[Brimstone|<span style="color:#bfc200">Brimstone]]}} | |||
* Antimatter | |||
* Singularity | |||
* [[Admin 6]] | |||
* [[Admin 7]] | |||
* [[Vlodson]] | |||
* Spamming [[bait]] | |||
* [[Gooning|"Having fun"]] | |||
* [[Selfish Little Fuck|"Not giving a fuck"]] | |||
* [[Tranny|Larping as a real woman]] | |||
* Anything [[You|(You)]] dislike | |||
=== Things the Jartycuck dislikes: === | |||
* [[soyjak.party]] | |||
* [[BWC]] | |||
* [[Gem|Gems]] | |||
* Anything [[You|(You)]] like | |||
* [[Jesus Christ]] | |||
== Gallery == | |||
<gallery> | |||
File:140240 - SoyBooru.png|alt=Vantablack|'''{{Vantatext|[[Vantablack|<span style="color:black;">Vantablack]]}} skin''' | |||
File:Jartycuckedit.mp4|An edit | |||
File:140671 - SoyBooru.mp4|Cha | |||
File:Voltairecuck.mp4|The [[Atheism|Voltairecuck]] | |||
File:Shemmycaca transparent.png|The [[Shemmycuck]] | |||
File:Omoricuckorsomething.png|The [[Omori|Omoricuck]] | |||
File:Transperentzartycuck.png|The [[Zarty|Zartycuck]] | |||
File:Swinnycuck.png|The [[Swinny|Swinnycuck]] | |||
File:Impchud swinnycuck.png|Another [[Swinny|Swaillycuck]], this one featuring a chuddified [[imp]] | |||
File:IRL JartyCUCK.png|{{quote|>nobody actually looks like this in real life}} | |||
File:Jartysotho.png|{{Jartytext|Xe is on xis own country's flag btw}} | |||
File:Spookycuck.png|The '''''SpookyCuck''''' | |||
File:Wikipediacuck.png|The [[Wikipedia|Wikipediacuck]] | |||
File:YouTubeCuck geg.png|The [[YouTube|Youtubecuck]]. | |||
</gallery> | |||
{{Reflist}}There also existed a undistorted prototype with white skin, buckteeth instead of lips, and way less detail.{{variants}} | |||
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BBC therapy ♦ Copium ♦ Doctor's orders ♦ Eating the Bugs ♦ Finding Jesus Christ ♦ Landscape Therapy ♦ Meditation ♦ Meds ♦ Mental Asylum ♦ Sleep ♦ Soyicide |
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Christianity (disputed) ♦ Fascism ♦ Inceldom (disputed) ♦ Millions must die ♦ My Manifesto ♦ Nihilism ♦ Nothing Ever Happens ♦ TBP ♦ TND (I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS) |
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Da JOOOOOOOOS (The Happy Merchant) ♦ Arabs ♦ Asians ♦ Dr. Fauci ♦ Faggots ♦ Jannies ♦ Joe Biden ♦ Kamala Harris ♦ Klaus Schwab ♦ Leftypol ♦ Liberalism ♦ Latinx ♦ Niggers ♦ Pizzacake ♦ RationalWiki ♦ r/196 ♦ Tim Walz ♦ Trannies (Troonjak ♦ Alicia) ♦ Vaush ♦ Wikipedia ♦ You (detractor perspective) |
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4cuck immigrants ♦ antiswarthy ♦ Attentionwhores ♦ Autists ♦ Bans for gay reasons ♦ B_B_GHAST ♦ Brown ugly personjak posters ♦ Cloudflare ♦ dead discord group I need to blame for bad posts ♦ diddybluds ♦ Discord ♦ FNF diddy ♦ Furries ♦ GemersonLakeAndPalmer ♦ (((GillKoyim))) ♦ greedy people ♦ jakparty.soy ♦ Jannies ♦ jimbo ♦ Joel ♦ Kernüng ♦ Moot ♦ NAS posters ♦ Nuboorusluttas ♦ Reddit immigrants ♦ satoko_houjou_fan ♦ Slopjakking ♦ specials ♦ Speech bubble spammers ♦ SoyBooru (duh) ♦ Soysneed ♦ Supreme ♦ TikTok ♦ trevor ♦ ugly people ♦ variant:unknown ♦ Warrior-'P ♦ Wordfilters ♦ 𝕏 ♦ You[You just are, ok?] |
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attentionwhore Drama ♦ Autism ♦ Coalposting (Dust ♦ Brimstone ♦ Vantablack ♦ Antimatter) ♦ Countrywars (Religion wars) ♦ Demoralization ♦ Gooning ♦ Lazy tagging ♦ Märgerautismus Syndrome ♦ NAS-posting ♦ Obsession ♦ Pedophilia and 'p spam ♦ Politicoaling ♦ Racism ♦ Sharty hate ♦ Shit nobody cares about ♦ Slopjakking ♦ Speech bubbles ♦ Splintering ♦ Telling someone to kiss themselves ♦ Transgenderism ♦ Using “^” ♦ variant:unknown | |
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Award ♦ Boykisser ♦ Brown ugly personjaks ♦ Catjak ♦ Chudjak self inserting ♦ Euromutt ♦ Flagging ♦ FNF Pedo ♦ Fundamental Paper Education ♦ Jartycuck ♦ Meximutt (Mexiwhore) ♦ Muttposting or something ♦ Neutralplier ♦ "Newflamboyant person Repellant" ♦ Ongezellig (detractor perspective) ♦ Pepe ♦ Slopjaks ♦ Spadeson and racebait ♦ Speech bubbles ♦ Soylita (Shoyta) ♦ Smuglet ♦ ugly personslop (The Amazing Digital Circus) | |
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Soot ♦ Anti-Raisinflinging ♦ Anti-Slopjakking ♦ Attentionwhore Purge ♦ /calm/ ♦ Countrypeace ♦ Gem Posting ♦ Great Purge ♦ IAS ♦ Meds NOW ♦ Sproke ♦ Tagging correctly ♦ and most importantly... Original Content |
| Trinny is part of a series on The brimstone that is killing Soyjak Wiki |
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Admin 6 ♦ Angeleno ♦ (((Cloudflare))) ♦ Cobblefail ♦ Discord ♦ Failtrolls ♦ Froot ♦ Jackson ♦ Jannies ♦ The Janny Cabal ♦ DA JOOOOOOOOOZ! ♦ Kernüng ♦ LimeAIDS ♦ MUDstard ♦ (((Quote))) ♦ Red ♦ Root ♦ Three-Letter Agencies ♦ Newfags ♦ Vandals ♦ You[You just are, ok?] ♦ The visual editor |
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Gradingcaust ♦ Cacacaust ♦ (((DynaDot, Porkbun, Epik and NameCheap))) ♦ The Second Template Question ♦ Soypocalypse ♦ Clittybans ♦ 2026 Soyjak Wiki hack ♦ Jannies not approving my edits | |
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Admin Ϫ ♦ Cleaning up spam ♦ The gem that saved the Party ♦ Fenriris ♦ My pages ♦ IAS pages ♦ Pages with funny gimmicks ♦ Learning about the past ♦ Meds NOW ♦ Soot returning ♦ Sproke ♦ SprokemowerMan ♦ Soydueling on the wiki ♦ and most importantly... Original Content | |
MARGE, WHY IS THIS AN ARTICLE?
Other margerald pages that exist:
'p'o'o'p -
1904 -
48-22-2132 -
Airplanes -
AK-47 -
Alternate history (detractor/enjoyer/germany won ww2 timeline) -
Anti-furry commando -
AR-15 -
Arnold Schwarzenegger -
Ash -
Blank -
Broken links -
Bull Of Heaven -
Camera -
CAPTCHA cheatlist -
Chess -
Coffee -
Chili's Smokehouse Combo -
Cum -
Deinerbud -
Dishwasher salmon -
Drum and bass -
DVloper -
Esperanto -
Experimental Music -
Fax -
Food -
Giant Hogweed -
Grain of salt -
Grand Theft Auto -
Grass -
HANGING SCHOLAR GIVES YOU NAMEROLLS -
HELP ME MAKE 4CHAN THREADS -
Hey guys this is completely unrelated -
Irony -
Islamic State (ISIS) -
Jartycar -
JartyTok -
IVLIVS CAESAR -
Kokosnoot -
Landscape Therapy -
Lawnmower -
Lemon -
Lorem Ipsum -
McDonalds -
Memorial -
Morshu -
My name is MoonMetropolis and I'm pushing 30. -
Nation of Islam -
Nature -
Negan War -
Niger -
Nine Inch Nails -
Obsession -
Operation:_Spilled_Milk -
Orange arrow reservoir -
Orangetext -
SNCA:Orange -
Page -
Peanut -
Pepe Graphics Card -
Pizza -
Poop -
Portland -
Pretend this is a thread -
Purple -
Rapeson Jules -
Red 40 -
Sarge -
Saturn -
Sawed-off -
School -
Sea Peoples -
Seal -
Seinfeld -
Semen Hitler -
Sex -
Shower -
Ship -
Soap -
Sonic the Hedgehog -
Source -
Soyduel FFA -
Soyius Partius -
The 20 Year Old WOJACKER -
The sign is a subtle joke. -
The widest page on the wiki -
The X files -
Tobacco -
Toyota -
Train -
Trunk -
Uncle Bao -
Vitamins -
𝐕lone -
Walmart -
Water -
We should use the 'iki for posts until the sharty is back -
トランク -
🕈E💧︎ -
Internal error -
If the VPN is closer to the server -
(edit this list)
マージ、なんでこれが記事になってるんだ?
存在する他のマージェラルドページ:
'p'o'o'p -
1904 -
48-22-2132 -
Airplanes -
AK-47 -
Alternate history (detractor/enjoyer/germany won ww2 timeline) -
Anti-furry commando -
AR-15 -
Arnold Schwarzenegger -
Ash -
Blank -
Broken links -
Bull Of Heaven -
Camera -
CAPTCHA cheatlist -
Chess -
Coffee -
Chili's Smokehouse Combo -
Cum -
Deinerbud -
Dishwasher salmon -
Drum and bass -
DVloper -
Esperanto -
Experimental Music -
Fax -
Food -
Giant Hogweed -
Grain of salt -
Grand Theft Auto -
Grass -
HANGING SCHOLAR GIVES YOU NAMEROLLS -
HELP ME MAKE 4CHAN THREADS -
Hey guys this is completely unrelated -
Irony -
Islamic State (ISIS) -
Jartycar -
JartyTok -
IVLIVS CAESAR -
Kokosnoot -
Landscape Therapy -
Lawnmower -
Lemon -
Lorem Ipsum -
McDonalds -
Memorial -
Morshu -
My name is MoonMetropolis and I'm pushing 30. -
Nation of Islam -
Nature -
Negan War -
Niger -
Nine Inch Nails -
Obsession -
Operation:_Spilled_Milk -
Orange arrow reservoir -
Orangetext -
SNCA:Orange -
Page -
Peanut -
Pepe Graphics Card -
Pizza -
Poop -
Portland -
Pretend this is a thread -
Purple -
Rapeson Jules -
Red 40 -
Sarge -
Saturn -
Sawed-off -
School -
Sea Peoples -
Seal -
Seinfeld -
Semen Hitler -
Sex -
Shower -
Ship -
Soap -
Sonic the Hedgehog -
Source -
Soyduel FFA -
Soyius Partius -
The 20 Year Old WOJACKER -
The sign is a subtle joke. -
The widest page on the wiki -
The X files -
Tobacco -
Toyota -
Train -
Trunk -
Uncle Bao -
Vitamins -
𝐕lone -
Walmart -
Water -
We should use the 'iki for posts until the sharty is back -
トランク -
🕈E💧︎ -
Internal error -
If the VPN is closer to the server -
(edit this list)
MARGE, WAAROM IS DIT EEN ARTIKEL?
Andere margerald pagina's die er zijn:
'p'o'o'p -
1904 -
48-22-2132 -
Airplanes -
AK-47 -
Alternate history (detractor/enjoyer/germany won ww2 timeline) -
Anti-furry commando -
AR-15 -
Arnold Schwarzenegger -
Ash -
Blank -
Broken links -
Bull Of Heaven -
Camera -
CAPTCHA cheatlist -
Chess -
Coffee -
Chili's Smokehouse Combo -
Cum -
Deinerbud -
Dishwasher salmon -
Drum and bass -
DVloper -
Esperanto -
Experimental Music -
Fax -
Food -
Giant Hogweed -
Grain of salt -
Grand Theft Auto -
Grass -
HANGING SCHOLAR GIVES YOU NAMEROLLS -
HELP ME MAKE 4CHAN THREADS -
Hey guys this is completely unrelated -
Irony -
Islamic State (ISIS) -
Jartycar -
JartyTok -
IVLIVS CAESAR -
Kokosnoot -
Landscape Therapy -
Lawnmower -
Lemon -
Lorem Ipsum -
McDonalds -
Memorial -
Morshu -
My name is MoonMetropolis and I'm pushing 30. -
Nation of Islam -
Nature -
Negan War -
Niger -
Nine Inch Nails -
Obsession -
Operation:_Spilled_Milk -
Orange arrow reservoir -
Orangetext -
SNCA:Orange -
Page -
Peanut -
Pepe Graphics Card -
Pizza -
Poop -
Portland -
Pretend this is a thread -
Purple -
Rapeson Jules -
Red 40 -
Sarge -
Saturn -
Sawed-off -
School -
Sea Peoples -
Seal -
Seinfeld -
Semen Hitler -
Sex -
Shower -
Ship -
Soap -
Sonic the Hedgehog -
Source -
Soyduel FFA -
Soyius Partius -
The 20 Year Old WOJACKER -
The sign is a subtle joke. -
The widest page on the wiki -
The X files -
Tobacco -
Toyota -
Train -
Trunk -
Uncle Bao -
Vitamins -
𝐕lone -
Walmart -
Water -
We should use the 'iki for posts until the sharty is back -
トランク -
🕈E💧︎ -
Internal error -
If the VPN is closer to the server -
(edit this list)
MARGE, POURQUOI EST-CE UN ARTICLE ?
Autres pages margerald existantes:
'p'o'o'p -
1904 -
48-22-2132 -
Airplanes -
AK-47 -
Alternate history (detractor/enjoyer/germany won ww2 timeline) -
Anti-furry commando -
AR-15 -
Arnold Schwarzenegger -
Ash -
Blank -
Broken links -
Bull Of Heaven -
Camera -
CAPTCHA cheatlist -
Chess -
Coffee -
Chili's Smokehouse Combo -
Cum -
Deinerbud -
Dishwasher salmon -
Drum and bass -
DVloper -
Esperanto -
Experimental Music -
Fax -
Food -
Giant Hogweed -
Grain of salt -
Grand Theft Auto -
Grass -
HANGING SCHOLAR GIVES YOU NAMEROLLS -
HELP ME MAKE 4CHAN THREADS -
Hey guys this is completely unrelated -
Irony -
Islamic State (ISIS) -
Jartycar -
JartyTok -
IVLIVS CAESAR -
Kokosnoot -
Landscape Therapy -
Lawnmower -
Lemon -
Lorem Ipsum -
McDonalds -
Memorial -
Morshu -
My name is MoonMetropolis and I'm pushing 30. -
Nation of Islam -
Nature -
Negan War -
Niger -
Nine Inch Nails -
Obsession -
Operation:_Spilled_Milk -
Orange arrow reservoir -
Orangetext -
SNCA:Orange -
Page -
Peanut -
Pepe Graphics Card -
Pizza -
Poop -
Portland -
Pretend this is a thread -
Purple -
Rapeson Jules -
Red 40 -
Sarge -
Saturn -
Sawed-off -
School -
Sea Peoples -
Seal -
Seinfeld -
Semen Hitler -
Sex -
Shower -
Ship -
Soap -
Sonic the Hedgehog -
Source -
Soyduel FFA -
Soyius Partius -
The 20 Year Old WOJACKER -
The sign is a subtle joke. -
The widest page on the wiki -
The X files -
Tobacco -
Toyota -
Train -
Trunk -
Uncle Bao -
Vitamins -
𝐕lone -
Walmart -
Water -
We should use the 'iki for posts until the sharty is back -
トランク -
🕈E💧︎ -
Internal error -
If the VPN is closer to the server -
(edit this list)
Notes









This subvariant is among the most successful and influential to be ever posted, and has resulted in the -cuck suffix being permanently embedded in the average soyteen's vocabulary. This meme also contributed to the rise of awards and slopjaks as the dominant memes of 2024.
Trinny is a rollable name on soyjak.party.
Origin[edit | edit source]


The Jartycuck, (like most Slopjaks) was first created on SoyBooru, the original undistorted jartycuck was posted to SoyBooru in late December 2023, with the image being edited and distorted into its most well-known form on February 4, 2024. The Jartycuck is shown to have features reminiscent of racist archetypes of niggers from early-1900s America, including vantablack skin and obnoxiously large bright red lips. Xe is hanging from a rope, implying xe is a troonjak. A view into xis head showcases a massive collage of admins, 'jaks, and other miscellaneous items liked by the boorufag who made the image living "Rent Free" in xis head, implying that the Jartycuck seethes about these things. Xe is also wearing a shirt covered in images of furries, the Discord logo, an Autism Awareness sticker, a "1 year on OTHER bald man with glasses website" medallion, and large text reading "I Transheart Spamming bait" which implies that the Jartycuck enjoys posting bait on websites like soyjak.party and SoyBooru. On an unrelated note, the original Jartycuck image contains a seemingly-unintentional black line on the right side of the image, suggesting that it was edited on the now defunct drawing mobile app Sony Sketch[1], where such a line is often created accidentally by dragging your finger over the screen while editing. Additionally, according to Hamas_2, he was the one who edited the hanging chudjak, while The Bulgarian, creator of the FNF Pedo slopjak, made it brown and distorted.[2] It was believed that Booru users were responsible for most of the slopjak spam during the jarty's lifetime."Oh look it's another hideously distorted brown hanging troonjak, I'm paralyzed with laughter." -Chud1 (February 4, 2024)
Lore >oh my fanfictiorino[edit | edit source]
Jake Jartiniggerson (pronounced Jar-Tai-Ny-Gor-Sun or /ˈd͡ʒɪmboʊ/ in his native language) was born on February 20, 2007, in Lesotho to an Ukrainian mother and a Basotho father. His life in Lesotho was rather peaceful; he was also treated with respect due to him being the only white person in the country. Due to financial issues, he and his family moved to the U.S. in 2022. During these years, Jake discovered a website called jakparty.soy. He got so addicted to it that he ended up gooning Ϫ times per day. During this period, his skin started to turn black (as a chemical reaction his body had to gooning). His family is utterly disappointed in him, and they tried to kick him out.
In school he tried to befriend Nate; however, Nate refused as he knew he used the Jarty and screamed at him, "CORDTROON NIGGER GO BACK." After this, the only friend the jartycuck had was Troonella, whom he met on Discord, and they both tried to groom Caca into turning into a der'cord kitten. Luckily, Nate stopped them, and Troonella ACKed xerself before the police caught them. During this period, Jake also developed a weird, sexual obsession for one of Nate's friends, a girl called Kasumi Rhinehart. He obsessively stalked her every day. Recently the Jartycuck returned to Lesotho seeking asylum so that he could still groom children.
Jartycuck songs[edit | edit source]
In 2024, there was a trend of creating "Jartycuck Songs" using music-generating AI like Suno.com. These songs would usually follow a certain formula, often using the "Oh I'm a [X]cuck, yes i'm an [X]cuck" phrasal template inspired by the Gummy Bear Song and the Colorjak parody from 2022, while mixing in references to the Jartycuck's brown skin and bizarre fetishes. Other commonly-used features of Jartycuck songs include sarcastic mocking awards moving across the screen, mock movie studio intros created on Panzoid.com, and other slopjaks/soybooru figures (such as the FNF Pedo or Satoko_houjou_fan).
These Jartycuck songs became a staple of SoyBooru culture in the following months, with Jartycuck parodies of everything from Green Day to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory being made, and many of these songs becoming widely recognized by the Sharty's userbase over time.
Sadly, suno.com is now rulescucked and it will flag any gemmy prompts. Someone update this page with a working AI song generator.
Origin[edit | edit source]
The first Jartycuck song. It was made into an SMV and uploaded to SoyBooru in February 2024.[3] Soysneed would later extend this song and even make a full-length SMV based on it.
Extended song[edit | edit source]
The aforementioned extended version of the original jartycuck song. Uploaded in April 2024.[4]
Gummy Bear Song parody[edit | edit source]
A famous Jartycuck song based off the Gummy Bear song. Uploaded in April 2024.[5] It also included Satoko and the Shemmycuck.
The same Jartycuck song, except remastered. This version doesn't include the Shemmycuck or the flying awards across the screen, as both of them were removed. (You) can find the video on YouTube and PreserveTube[6].
Jartycuck Rock[edit | edit source]
A rock concert version of the jartycuck theme made by a notable namefag called "[[dead] sprokeandmeds]" on the SoyBooru. One of the more modern and gemmier versions of the jartycuck theme.
March of the Jartycucks[edit | edit source]
Jartycuck Trap[edit | edit source]
This song was released by LusoChud on JewTube in Sep 13, 2024.[8]
Celebration of Soyjaks in 2024[edit | edit source]
Lesotho island[edit | edit source]
This 'toss shows various boogeymen from da fuggen jerdee singing a song in the North Sentinel Island[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?]
Impact on the Jarty[edit | edit source]
Throughout 2024, the popularity of the Jartycuck meme grew to the point where it started to affect the actual website it was mocking; Jakparty.soy experienced a massive wave of Jartycuck and general slopjak spam starting in April of 2024 and continuing until the shutdown of Jakparty.soy on September 20th, with slopjaks making up over 50% of the posts during the peak. Many soyteens theorize that the constant Jartycuck spam is what ultimately demoralized Lute and caused him to shut the site down.
The Jartycuck defined the legacy of Jakparty.soy, as the site was so barren in its day that nusoisluttas (who never used the site during the Kuz adminship and their war with the Jarty) would never interact with anything Jarty-related besides the Jartycuck, meaning that most soyteens now associate the site more with soytan fart fetish diaper 'p gooning than anything else. The term "Jartycuck" has basically become a synonym for Discorder for nusois, as it is used to insult anyone who displays the characteristics of a Jartycuck rapefugee (such as posting Goonslop or being brown).
IRL Jartycucks[edit | edit source]
While the jartycuck stereotype is mostly a stereotype, since the jarty was absolutely a dead nigger site, several people managed to fully fulfill this stereotype. IRL Jartycucks are identified by being niggers, paedophiles and gooners.
- Creator - A retarded ESL FNF PEDO Irl Jartycuck who is known for being a literal heckin' paedophile with him gooning to 'p and to mpreg.
He Is also a massive gegbull with him having a lazy eye and being from Indonesia, He got permabanned for admitting that he was gooning to lolicon on Swabooru.
- Skajyos - shitskin jarty janny who was responsible for forcing 'lita on jarty.
- 'P. Diddy - prolific gooner, and a paedophile with an actual cuckhold fetish.
- Giggly Goonclown - no introduction needed.
- ((((((Jeffrey Epstein)))))) - self-explanatory (ev&oe he's not brown which is a part of being an irl jartycuck)
- FelynArt - literal who nigger who makes drawn 'p.
- Groypers - for being shitskin lolipaedos.
- SEAmonkeys - are responsible for most of the BMT and gore.
- Bulelani Mabhayi - Literal nigger responsible for the rapes of various children, one of them being as young as 14 months.
Factoids[edit | edit source]
Things the Jartycuck likes:[edit | edit source]
- Children
- Brapping
- 'P
- BBC
- FPE
- Modern Sharty
- Gooning to Soytan
- Gooning to Soylita
- Gooning in general
- FNF
- Dancing through the night
- Moving like a tornado
- Lesotho
- Southeast Asia
- India
- North Sentinel Island
- Brapping
- jakparty.soy
- TBP
- Coal
- Failtrolls
- Discord
- Brimstone

- Antimatter
- Singularity
- Admin 6
- Admin 7
- Vlodson
- Spamming bait
- "Having fun"
- "Not giving a fuck"
- Larping as a real woman
- Anything (You) dislike
Things the Jartycuck dislikes:[edit | edit source]
- soyjak.party
- BWC
- Gems
- Anything (You) like
- Jesus Christ
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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Vantablack skin
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An edit
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Cha
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The Voltairecuck
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The Shemmycuck
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The Omoricuck
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The Zartycuck
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The Swinnycuck
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Another Swaillycuck, this one featuring a chuddified imp
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>nobody actually looks like this in real life
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The SpookyCuck
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The Wikipediacuck
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The Youtubecuck.
Snopes
- ↑ I know this cuz I have it installed on my phone okay?
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0728-2146-12/https://soybooru.com:443/post/view/82293
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0728-2146-12/https://soybooru.com:443/post/view/62603
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0728-2146-12/https://soybooru.com:443/post/view/67570
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0728-2146-21/https://soybooru.com:443/post/view/66310
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0728-2146-21/https://preservetube.com:443/watch?v=cmX5zrr3D8g https://youtube.com/watch?v=cmX5zrr3D8g
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0728-2146-21/https://soybooru.com:443/post/view/67788
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp4bE7MSel8, https://megalodon.jp/2026-0728-2146-30/https://preservetube.com:443/watch?v=wp4bE7MSel8
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0728-2146-29/https://soybooru.com:443/post/view/94967
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